ok im really scared right now i think the cops are coming pee through my front door
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ok im really scared right now i think the cops are coming
>pee through my front door onto porch
>do this often because it is easier than going to toilet
>look around no one is watching
>flow begins
>nice.mkv
>all of the sudden i hear a small kid laughing from the right
>mother and child walking
>what the heck
>mother sees me and becomes IRATE
>she CHARGES ME
>I trip and fall trying to enter my house
>I get really scared in confrontation so I screamed something like "blarNEKNEK"
>wtf did i just say
>she just looks at me with disgust and starts to call the police i dont know what she says but i heard the word pervert
im honestly scared im not sure what is going to happen. can i tell the police it didnt happen? i think they might know i am lying because there is a pee stain on the wood from going there a lot
please help
>>680903636
RUN OP, JUMP THROUGH THE BACK WINDOW AND RUN
>>680903636
deny it ever happened. Clean up the pee with peroxide and sand the wood if it isn't painted.
Have fun being a registered sex offender OP.
>>680904036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQa9SXe6A3I
>>680903636
close, lock the door. when the popo come dont answer... Also stop peeing out your front door
>>680903636
Just say you were taking a piss and thought the coast was clear. Also get drunk if you can, they'll just call you an idiot.
Just fucking use the bathroom, you lazy fuck
>>680903636
Kill yourself dude, they will give 8 years and ruin your career, showing your dick to a kid? Nobody will hire you, just jump from the window, you aint going to survive in prison
>>680903636
next time you will learn that toilets are there to use them you fucking savage monkey
>>680903636
>blarNEKNEK
Guessing you don't live on a designated pissing street? Have fun in jail...
OK WHAT THE FUCK i am literally shaking i am scared because this is my moms house and they will call her if i get in trouble
i am on the ground peering through the door and the cops are at my neighbors house that saw me
>>680903636
>blarNEKNEK
>>680905452
this thread just got exciting. okay, for real, prepare your story that you have no idea what she's talking about
I just got fucking stopped by the police tongiht because i was pissing in public and my friends ran ahead as soon as he showed up. luckily he let me go once they came back to me after they said they'd look after me and go back to my place
>>680905452
don't believe all of the horror stories of people ending up on the registered sex offender list just for peeing around children.
the likely outcome of this is absolutely nothing.
BE KIND TO THE POLICE IF THEY COME TO THE DOOR. DON'T BE RUDE. ACT RESPECTFUL. these are the guys that are going to be deciding if they want to go any further or just dismiss it off the bat.
Well Pradeep sounds like you are screwed. Hopefully the cops in Bangaleshalilolabanadad take it easy on you.
>>680905673
dude I am not good with cops or violence or confrontation my mom said I might have autism but im not held back or anything
>>680905887
...? What. Use the autism to your advantage.
>>680905887
>>680906023
This. Act really scared and the cops will probably feel bad
>>680905452
this nigga goin to jail fam
>>680903636
act like you're retarded
like, legit retarded
>>680905452
Run at one of them with a knife
Is OP in jail yet?
ok they are knocking at my door and on my street and I am just laying in bed making grunting noises because you guys said to act retarded so thats what i am going to do
please if anyone knows what to do i am really scared and do not want go to jail
>>680903636
OP
Say your toilet is busted and won't flush, and you didn't want to piss in the sink.
>>680907448
that's just going to make them knock down the door because they think you're choking or something.
that or think you're some pervert masturbating to the situation.
just answer the door and be respectful and calm and they'll help you through the situation.
>>680907448
Just go outside and talk to them. Act scared shitless.
>>680903636
>what the heck
>>680907698
OP DONT FAKE OUT OF THIS! JUST Answer and play it cool and remorseful>>680907698
>>680907448
just open the door and tell them that you're special and show them this thread.
Top fucking kek, this is hilarious. Seriously OP, go answer the door if they knock. They know you're home fam. Just tell them you didn't think anyone was outside and your toilet is busted. Not like they can search your fucking house over this. Just dont invite them in, stand at the door, and explain.
>>680907448
go out like an real hero
>>680903636
SOMEONE CAP THIS ASAP
>this entire thread
>>680908066
You do it
"I looked both ways and there was no one. Next thing I knew some crazy lady was yelling at me. My toilet handle broke I should've used the backyard I'm sorry."
This is fucking gold
>>680907448
Amazing how fast It became pitch fucking black.
>>680908066
Capping
>>680908330
yeah but his image numbers are in order. Though looks like we're missing IMG_3921.jpg
>>680908290
to add to this, if the cops are dudes they'll understand pissing outside is fine and just tell you to be careful and leave.
OP, just remain calm and IF the police shows at your door just tell them the truth.
this is fucking hilarious
dont be an idiot just tell the truth and they'll fuck off
>>680908506
True and it looks like there is 2 cars in both pics. Idk tho why would they send that many cars.
>>680908926
mom probably was freaking out and said child sex offender/rapist was confronting her kid
>>680906023
>Use the autism to your advantage
fucking kek
>>680903636
>>680907448
You might as well piss on the cops to prove you are a retard, OP.
>>680903636
they cant do shit... youre were taking a piss in your property, just explain what happen
OP take a selfie when they let you free
Wow, so that's how amerifats react when they see someone peeing in public ?
Like, no one is ever drunk in your country ?
>>680909541
no just imagine everyone's drunk
if everyone is drunk
no one is drunk
>>680903636
anon, just say that you are a nudist and you were just answering the door
>>680903636
You fucked up. blarNEKNEK is what pedos say to lure kids into their sex dungeons.
>>680909773
kek'd
Op dun goofed
Suicide by cop.
>>680909716
This answer is perfect. One hundred percent perfect.
Kek OP is probably talking to the cops, literally pidsing himself
>>680909773
No it's nekBLARBLAR
>>680909773
I though it was neckneckBLAROOOOOOOOO!
u gonna get fucked in jail both literal and figuratively
Screencap this!
OP hasn't posted in a while..must have gotten shot by the popo
F
rip in peace, OP
>>680911090
>newfags that want shit thread to become legendary
>"omg im on a screenkek in da best of 4chin bred xd"
Kys
Inb4 op in jail, anyone get the GPS coords from his pics? Can't do that shit on my phone. We can check the local news there.
>>680907448
>>680905452
>>680903636
Prison Bitch. Prep the bull, you getting raped.
>>680903636
You're aloud to be full nude on your property don't worry man
>>680911553
are u stupid?
>>680911983
Cops shot him for having his ding dong out and acting autistic
Collect your piss in a bottle and attack them with it, when they enter the house.
Also livestream it.
Suicide is the only way to go
and
get
Exposing yourself to a minor will get you registered as a sex offender. What the fuck were you thinking?
boomp
only one way out of this OP
>>680911577
dubs confirm newfags that have never seen anything happen on this site
>>680903636
>blarNEKNEK
the cops left but they said they have to call my mom
they were knocking at the door so i tried to act like I was going to sleep so i used this trick that i did when i was little i said "sleep, sleep, sleep" 3x out loud but it didn't work
they seriously bust thru my front door and said what the heck were you doign to them
I was stuttering and stuff but just said i am autistic (which im not) as a cover up and saw the pee thing in a video game and they believed me so im good now
>>680914743
op u r of genuius
>>680914743
Yay OP! Try not to pee on the front lawn.
so damn proud
>>680914743
>"sleep, sleep, sleep" 3x out loud
>>680914743
everything will be ok my friend, it might be a bit embarrassing for your mom to find out but you handled the situation really well and you're not going to jail or having charges pressed against you.
>>680914743
>saw the pee thing in a video game
blarNEKNEK
lol i guess it costs to be a degenerate
>not in jail for being this autist
this is fake
>>680914743
What if they find out you're not an autist?
>prepare to have your bootyhole ravaged by a jail nigger
blarNEKNEK
>>680914743
>sleep, sleep, sleep 3x out loud but it didn't work
BUMPNEKNEK
BlarNEKNEK
blarNEKNEK
>>680914743
"said I am autistic (which I'm not)"
>is next level autistic
>>680903636
Say you're illegally camping, they wont be able to charge you
blarNEKNEK
Update OP
>>680915904
MY SIDES R IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
blarNEKNEK
>>680915904
>OP not autistic
>pee through my front door onto porch
>blarNEKNEK
>>680903636
Op, why where cops at your door anyways?
blarNEKNEK
>>680905807
Fuck this guy, punch the cop in the throat
>>680917715
blarNEKNEK that bastard
op literally blarneknke'd himself out of this
This thread made my day.
Cops have to deal with the most retarded shit. It's no wonder they take any chance they can get to make civilians suffer
BlarNEKNEK
>>680917829
top blarNEKNEK
>>680909314
FUCKING DO IT OP, BEFORE IS TOO LATE
Commenting to be apart of This shit
>>680917790
my fucking sides
>>680909434
If 4chan still exist by then
>this entire thread
>blarNEKNEK
We got ourselves a new meme comrades
>>I get really scared in confrontation so I screamed something like "blarNEKNEK
>something like "blarNEKNEK
>blarNEKNEK
>>680909314
kek
>>680918420
Please don't let this shit spread to imgur Reddit and all the other cancerous shit holes
>blarNEKNEK
oh god please someone save this
das it mane
>>680911553
>RIP in peace
>in peace
>>680917832
blarNEKNEK
>>680918429
>blarNEKNEK
>>680903636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bvG0aW38CK
>>680918768
Please kill yourself
>blarNEKNEK
>>680918768
underageb& detected
Best thread in months thank you autistic op
>>680914743
OP u r my hero
>>680904352
>doesnt anything about the law
>thinks he has to tell the cops anything
>thinks its okay to just tell thr cops about a potential crime
Youre a stupid mother fucker
Probably the stupidest shit ive read in weeks.
>>680903636
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>>680918600
>>680918420
My 420 confirms and dubs reaffirm
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>blarNEKNEK
OP update when your mom comes home
>blarNEKNEK
>>680905807
Some of those stories are true u stupid mother fucker
I was at a party and my buddy got arrested for pissing in some bushes. I fuckin saw him...well turns out so did some old lady.
Hes a registered sex offender
Youre a stupid fuck
Dont listen to these dumb fucks. Y0ure freedom is at stake
You tell em they need a warrant and u need a lawyer
Someone please screencap this shit for a YLYL thread
>>680907658
God why is everyone so fucking ignorant.
No thats not how it works. They need a warrant and more evidence to obtain it then a mom on her period.
U dont have to answer shit. The door, questions, nothing
God damn its like people are fucking stupid when it comes to the cops.
Fuckin moronic sheep.
>>680905807
it's big bait
>>680919697
YLYL you say?
OP samefagging stupid thread to force his shitty meme
>>680908570
Stupid mother fucker number 10
>>680919697
Will do
>>680919999
Nice
And probably not
There are enough retards on /b/ to make anything possible
>>680919999
quads confirm
BlarNEKNEK
>>680919999
Consider yourself check'd
>>680919999
This. OP samefags shitty thread to make it seem le epic and newfags are stupid and believe this is an epic thread and post "someone screencap this !!!!"
You're all retarded. Fuck you all. This wasn't even funny. You're all sheep.
>>680914743
>they seriously bust thru my front door
nope.png
shitty capped for future stories.
>>680920383
Somebody get this hothead outve here.
>>680903636
>I screamed something like "blarNEKNEK
blarNEKNEK
>>680919999
Holy quads
>blarNEKNEK
Tell the truth, say you were drunk, worst case you get charged for public urination and hopefully not indecent exposure but at least your hood wont think you're a pedophile.
Reply/ poster ratio is more than 2
Op is a faggot the pics aren't even the same house /property size
All bs and new fags got b8ed
>say I'm autistic (which I'm not)
>is autistic
blarneknek mfw
>>680911983
>>680918674
Kys newfags
serving them up nice a hot
blarNEKNEK
make sure you vote for bernie
>>680921586
blarNEKNEK'd
>>680921220
It doesn't matter at this point, this was probably the highlight of my life.
toasting in an epic bread
blarNEKNEK
>>680921786
This
>>680920490
Nice, should've grabbed the "use the autism for your advantage" too
OP update with autism
>>680921786
>>680921890
>>680921946
Either op, newfags, autistic, or all of the above.
BlarNekNek
>>680922184
Nigger
>>680922065
>puts op and autistic in different categories
You are a legend op
For once op wasnt a faggot
>>680903636
OP heres what you need to do:
>stop peeing on your front lawn, if anything backyard
>say "you're welcome", because I'm thanking you for the OC
>>680908926
>>680909057
Probably because op yelled BLARNEKNEK at her and her child.
>blarNEKNEK
>>680914743
> sleep, sleep, sleep
> told them I am autistic
> I'm not autistic
>sleep, sleep, sleep
Op, who are you trying to fool?
I'll sleep when this thread dies
