>>680898832
Can I get a urinal cake bigmac?

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Where's the bathroom?

>>680898832

Fifty of those fish sandwiches, please.

>>680899250
Bathroom's far paying customers only

>>680898832
Lemme get a burrito bowl with white rice, black beans, steak, lettuce, corn salsa, and cheese.

>>680899326
/thread

>>680899326
Where's the play area?

The usual. 3 Bacon McDoubles, no sauce, no pickles. Large fries (better be fresh). And a large McFlurry, light on the M+Ms.

20pc nuggets, lg fry, lg Dr pepper, and 3 ranches
tfw sitting in line now

>>680899568
Im sorry sir, our shake machine is broken

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>>680899573

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>canoli pepperoni see what I'm saying tony

An archdeluxe and shamrock shake, also one of those cup of salads

>>680899727
It's cool, I'll hit up In-N-Out. Their shakes are better. Fuck it, I'll just eat there too. It's all better.

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Im here for the job.

Check this shit

I'm a vegan, it's not like I'd eat your shitty, processed animal flesh from a factory farm that rends the meat from their bones carelessly. Fucking monsters.

>>680899727
fuck this shit.
ive backed out of the drive thru a few times because of this bullshit

>>680899844
Checked

>>680900137
Sir, I am gonna have to ask you to leave if you're not gonna order something.

>>680899573
>TFW

>no image

>>680900194
The real question is, have you ever backed IN to the drive thru? That's how winners do it.

>>680899844
Add a McDLT to this for me

>>680898832
nuggets

>>680900786
Dick, lettuce, tomato?

>>680900626
>mistaking tfw for mfw
>being this new
Fuck off faggot

Doesn't matter
>I'm just going to get the wrong shit anyway

Fries with no salt. And some salt packets

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2 mcdoubles
1 mcchiken
Large fry
Large black coffee

>>68089955
We used to have one, but it got torn down after a former employee committed suicide inside of it

>>680898832
a bun, two patties, lettuce, tomato, red onions all a la carte and a diet shasta pls.

>>680901399
>the way you get fresh fries

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Ill take one yolandi please

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>>680899991
One away from immortality

Antidepressants.

>>680898832
Mighty Angus meal no bacon

1 large twister meal and a side of 3 crispy strips thanks

14 big Macs, 7 large fries, 60 chicken nuggets, some ice cream, slender man's dick, and a diet coke (I like to watch my weight)

>>680902643
sorry my english isn't very good. did you just say mighty anus meal?

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knowing my fat ass i what everything on the doller menu super sized and a little (super size) plate of diabetise

Do you guys sell meth?

>>680903412
yes

I would like an egg mcmuffin shoved up my ass by your most mexicanest employee please.

>>680903498
Alright, I'll take some of that, preferably sprinkled on the fries like salt. For the burger, go ahead and switch the lettuce out for weed. Thanks.

I'm just gonna look at some tasty stuff, contemplate buying a burger and leave because I want to lose weight

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>>680903734
Will do

>>680899727
Well repace the fucking blender and stop jizzing all over, it not that hard to stop choking your chiken, thats why you got female employes

a beer sir.

>>680898832
Can i get oral

>>680900744
I'd imagine only people with cars that have all the driver controls on the right would do this shit.

i what those shitty barbe toys so i can start my own cock worship tread

>>680904726
That's not up to us crew members, sir. The store owner has to approve it first.

Here, have his business card. It's got his home phone on it. Be sure to call him every 5 minutes and he prefers to be called Mr. Faggot. And don't forget to compliment his tiny tic-tac penis.

uh yeah lemme get uh... double cheeseburger and.. uh 10 piece nuggets and uh... medium fries and uh.. hey I got these two medium fries monopoly things what can i get with them?

>>680905578
I still whant my fucking mc flurry

fuck you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive been waiting on a cup for a hour. you nigger faggots. i want to speak to the manager

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I want better mcfucking service. 20 minutes for a salad is ridiculous

give me my cup for fucking ice water or 1 star on yelp

can i get a water cup

>>680906513
No sir you might fill it with our new flavor of Mt dew hdnw

>>680906513
No faggot fuck you water ain't free here. That'll be 5 cents.

>>680902102
>680899999

>>680906699
>>680899999

THE SERVICE HERE SUCKS

1 large big Mac meal with extra seme- er, mayo

>>680906646
Woh man it just a water cup
nothing will get inside of the cup exept water

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>>680901608
Still waiting! Knew I should've gone to Taco Bell!

>>680898832
A McGangbang

>>680907171
OK its on me let the pepsi flow like rain ma nigggaaaaa

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>>680907346
fuck this you guys dont have the multi favor machine

>>680906513
Yes, can I have four large waters, styrofoam cup, with lemons and limes.

>>680907680
ill give u a free sweet and sour if u shut up. your gonna get me fired.

>>680907822
sir we dont like the dubs here... go to burger king they will do it

>>680908011
#rekt

>>680907883
put it a large cup and you got a dea

>>680908011
so i guess BK hired me

McDouble please.

>>680907680
>>680908193
tbh i like bk better

I what the skank you got in the back

>>680908857
gg man

>>680908309
we are out of buns>>680908384
>>680908384
we are now home of the whopper

>>680909245
Well than m8 get me a big mac plz

/b/ has givan me great advice to order from mc donals like>>680906513
and>>680905340
and also>>680904881

where is my water cup

>>680910437
>
>>680909938
>>680909397
here welcome to burger king where water flows like water .

>>680911009
also im sorry for the poor service.... we here at burger king value you....

I'll take a mcdouble

>>680911188we at burger king value you like our doller menu..... try the rodeo burger its insane good

>>680911009
Welcome to Burger King How may I take your order

>>680911251
would you like to try a whopper fag

a slice of that fat ass, please

>>680911589
Hi , may i please have a jr. whopper.....also your manger here is great way beter then crapo donalds

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger. Can I take you're order

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this is home of whoppers bitches

>>680906000
Then get the fuck out and go to the other McDonald's, bitch nigga.

welcome to Pink Monkey do you want a lap dance

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TWO NUMBER NINE

>>680912068
can i have fried chicken please?

>>680912205
this is home of the whopper plebs

>>680912205
wat

>>680912512
Welcome to KFC

reddit attacked us yet again this is BURGER KING

>>680901015
Mind if I save this image, friend?

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ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>680898832
A McGangbang and a better life.

>>680912970
SURE BUDDY ITS ALL YOURS

>>680912661
ejem excuse me mah nigga. but do y`all have some of them fried chicken?

I'll take a Mc$hit sandwich and a chocolate $hit shake please.

i want a MCdick up my MCass

Who here wants to raid im looking for target