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dj'ing at a party, trips says what I do
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Play ABBA and the BEE GEES for the next two hours, non stop.
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>>680895279
play last train home
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Play "In the End" by Linkin Park until you're told to leave.
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Play some Moonman
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>>680897110
Roll
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Go home.
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>>680895279
Rick Astley
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>>680895279
Blow their minds with the sickest, dirtiest dubstep ever known to man.
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throw laptop at closest target
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"djing"
>shit program
>shit laptop
>shit music
>shit party with all dudes

trips says off yourself
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>>680895279
DARUDE - SANDSTORM
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>>680898601
roll
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rollllllll
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>>680898357
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>>680897110
Fucking one off
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"Dj'ing" you mean pushing a few buttons of preloaded music? Yea wow. Play fucking sandstorm you faggot.
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>>680895279
Hold on, is that The Brewery?
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>>680895279
Play Pink Guy - Kill Yourself
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>>680898979
this i want some darude
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>>680897110
Roll for this
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>>680895279
Play crawling in my skin nonstop. Also act like there are worms under your skin.
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just play fucking darude and show us
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>>680895279
Play this on maximum volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9zQkTQNA4
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Pack up all of your shit and go home
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>>680899407
This
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play this song and post results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
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>>680899445
^^
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>>680898601
ROLL
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High are you high?
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This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_GQQlehGxE
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>>680899755
roll
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Find some really intense porn and play it loud as shit
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Do the obvious thing and blast that fucking gay porn
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play the one brokNCYDE song that's shittier than the other ones
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>>680899407
I was supposed to DJ at a party yesterday.
Said yes ofcourse I'll come. They planed me in for two hours.

Jokes on them, I hate these guys and didn't show up.
I also found out I was supposed to bring some neccessary equipment.
Needless to say they were sitting there without anything. Fucking junkies.

Feels good man.
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>>680899924
Same play gay porn
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>>680895279
Pack your shit up and leave. You can be replaced by an ipod.
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Start sucking the cock of the next guy who comes up to request a song
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>>680900018
^^^^
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>>680895279
>using a dell
1. Go home.
2. Do some research.
3. Buy some real gear and a better computer.
4. Learn how to be a real disk jockey.
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Play what's new pussy cat 5-7 times in a row.
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>>680898357
Couldn't have said it better.
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kill yourself
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>>680895279
Repost picture vertically.
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>>680900246
Dell studio 1558 is designed to be a studio laptop. Idt high q audio built in. Two output headphone jacks. better than whatever piece of crap you use
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Smash Bros theme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY

play this
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Rickroll
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Roll for MoonMan
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>>680895279
play my mixtape
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>>680900996
fuck so close
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444
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>>680901439
666
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play moonman. record reaction.
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Play some Scatman
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>>680901579
moonman crank that
rollin
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play thomas the tank engine mlg airhorn remix and say this one if for my dead brother
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Just blast gay porn dude
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rolling for moonman
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>>680895279
Play some porn on "accident"
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Play 'revolution 9' (it's creepy ass avant-garde) and act as if you are playing the newest pop song from 2016.
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Play technocat, perplexer remix
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Porn get
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PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyucG76N9PY
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Porn get 2.0
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Play Joe inferno - tribal church
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>>680902464
Rolling for Revolution 9
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>>680896988
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Rollin for that porn get
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Play bits n pieces by artemisia
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Play dooms night by azeedo de bass
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Play some porn. Fuck the trips
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Play cowgirl by underworld
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Get naked and play music with your dick
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Play voodoo ray
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>>680902810
Kek
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>>680896988
I HAD TO ROLL, TO LOSE IT ALL.
BUT IN THE END, IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

Rolling, but I forget, what's the joke of this song. I think it's decent.
>is replied with 1000 judgemental reaction pics.
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Porn get goddamnit
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Holy shit are you even there anymore? No fucking trips in this whole cluster fuck
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Play graffiti on the walls by the Wolfe tones
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Play zombie nation by kernkraft 400
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Fucking dam goddamnit porn get ftw fuck me in the ass get fucking porn get now
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>>680902464
Revolution Get
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nothing
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fuck party fags. social faggots. I havent been to a party in 6 years
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Rolling for moonman
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Play Paul Simon bodyguard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns510OqKgKA

and strip to it
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Play jungle brother by the jungle brothers
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>>680895279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjvEHJTsPtE
Play this.
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Play the smoke weed song by wiz khalifa
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>>680895279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Put this on repeat.
Yell you're in love with mark
Then leave the party.
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https://youtu.be/1wccCVmB-kg play this
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Poop in the middle of the dance floor
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>>680903107
Roll
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>>680903449
Roll
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>>680903459
Roll
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>>680903380
roll
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>>680903553
You got lucky, but your time is near OP. ROLL
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>>680903449
Trips get
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>>680903380
reroll
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>>680903380

DO IT.
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>>680903380
Fuck it.. i give UP.
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Fuck the music, punch the biggest dude there and record it
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>>680903449
Re
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>>680903449
Rolling
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>>680903380
one last chance.
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Play Moonman.
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>>680895279
Rumors in its entirety
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>>680895279
play Purple Rain and then half-way thru, drop this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
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Moonman.
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>>680904333
FINALLY
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>>680904333
Winrar!
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>>680904333
Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeee moonman
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Get a job.
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>>680895279

play freebird
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Will OP deliver?
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>>680905037
It was an hour ago, that party didn't look that poppin. I'm gonna bet no
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>>680895279
>DJ
>2009 Dell studio
c'mon :\
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