dj'ing at a party, trips says what I do
Play ABBA and the BEE GEES for the next two hours, non stop.
>>680895279
play last train home
Play "In the End" by Linkin Park until you're told to leave.
Play some Moonman
>>680897110
Roll
Go home.
>>680895279
Rick Astley
>>680895279
Blow their minds with the sickest, dirtiest dubstep ever known to man.
throw laptop at closest target
"djing"
>shit program
>shit laptop
>shit music
>shit party with all dudes
trips says off yourself
>>680895279
DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>>680898601
roll
rollllllll
>>680898357
>>680897110
Fucking one off
"Dj'ing" you mean pushing a few buttons of preloaded music? Yea wow. Play fucking sandstorm you faggot.
>>680895279
Hold on, is that The Brewery?
>>680895279
Play Pink Guy - Kill Yourself
>>680898979
this i want some darude
>>680897110
Roll for this
>>680895279
Play crawling in my skin nonstop. Also act like there are worms under your skin.
just play fucking darude and show us
>>680895279
Play this on maximum volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9zQkTQNA4
Pack up all of your shit and go home
>>680899407
This
play this song and post results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
>>680898601
ROLL
High are you high?
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_GQQlehGxE
>>680899755
roll
Find some really intense porn and play it loud as shit
Do the obvious thing and blast that fucking gay porn
play the one brokNCYDE song that's shittier than the other ones
>>680899407
I was supposed to DJ at a party yesterday.
Said yes ofcourse I'll come. They planed me in for two hours.
Jokes on them, I hate these guys and didn't show up.
I also found out I was supposed to bring some neccessary equipment.
Needless to say they were sitting there without anything. Fucking junkies.
Feels good man.
>>680899924
Same play gay porn
>>680895279
Pack your shit up and leave. You can be replaced by an ipod.
Start sucking the cock of the next guy who comes up to request a song
>>680900018
^^^^
>>680895279
>using a dell
1. Go home.
2. Do some research.
3. Buy some real gear and a better computer.
4. Learn how to be a real disk jockey.
Play what's new pussy cat 5-7 times in a row.
>>680898357
Couldn't have said it better.
kill yourself
>>680895279
Repost picture vertically.
>>680900246
Dell studio 1558 is designed to be a studio laptop. Idt high q audio built in. Two output headphone jacks. better than whatever piece of crap you use
Smash Bros theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
play this
Rickroll
Roll for MoonMan
>>680895279
play my mixtape
>>680900996
fuck so close
444
>>680901439
666
play moonman. record reaction.
Play some Scatman
>>680901579
moonman crank that
rollin
play thomas the tank engine mlg airhorn remix and say this one if for my dead brother
Just blast gay porn dude
rolling for moonman
>>680895279
Play some porn on "accident"
Play 'revolution 9' (it's creepy ass avant-garde) and act as if you are playing the newest pop song from 2016.
Play technocat, perplexer remix
Porn get
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyucG76N9PY
Porn get 2.0
Play Joe inferno - tribal church
>>680902464
Rolling for Revolution 9
>>680896988
Rollin for that porn get
Play bits n pieces by artemisia
Play dooms night by azeedo de bass
Play some porn. Fuck the trips
Play cowgirl by underworld
Get naked and play music with your dick
Play voodoo ray
>>680902810
Kek
>>680896988
I HAD TO ROLL, TO LOSE IT ALL.
BUT IN THE END, IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
Rolling, but I forget, what's the joke of this song. I think it's decent.
>is replied with 1000 judgemental reaction pics.
Porn get goddamnit
Holy shit are you even there anymore? No fucking trips in this whole cluster fuck
Play graffiti on the walls by the Wolfe tones
Play zombie nation by kernkraft 400
Fucking dam goddamnit porn get ftw fuck me in the ass get fucking porn get now
>>680902464
Revolution Get
nothing
fuck party fags. social faggots. I havent been to a party in 6 years
Rolling for moonman
Play Paul Simon bodyguard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns510OqKgKA
and strip to it
Play jungle brother by the jungle brothers
>>680895279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjvEHJTsPtE
Play this.
Play the smoke weed song by wiz khalifa
>>680895279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Put this on repeat.
Yell you're in love with mark
Then leave the party.
https://youtu.be/1wccCVmB-kg play this
Poop in the middle of the dance floor
>>680903107
Roll
>>680903449
Roll
>>680903459
Roll
>>680903380
roll
>>680903553
You got lucky, but your time is near OP. ROLL
>>680903449
Trips get
>>680903380
reroll
>>680903380
DO IT.
>>680903380
Fuck it.. i give UP.
Fuck the music, punch the biggest dude there and record it
>>680903449
Rolling
>>680903380
one last chance.
Play Moonman.
>>680895279
Rumors in its entirety
>>680895279
play Purple Rain and then half-way thru, drop this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
Moonman.
>>680904333
FINALLY
>>680904333
Winrar!
>>680904333
Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeee moonman
Get a job.
>>680895279
play freebird
Will OP deliver?
>>680905037
It was an hour ago, that party didn't look that poppin. I'm gonna bet no
>>680895279
>DJ
>2009 Dell studio
c'mon :\