>>680890903

stick it up your ass

>>680890903

green text life story so we can make fun of you for being an angsty tween

Fuck yourself with it

>>680890903
cum on it, post webm

Set it on fire until it melts

>>680892677
Theres not much to tell

>spend life at home, being fat
>start getting into sissy porn, buying girls underwear and jerking off heaps
>dont really do anything other than that and 4chan anymore
>still live at home, have no motivation to do anything with my life

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>>680890903
Didn't I used to fuck ur mom?
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

Cut it into small pieces and eat it

cut whole through face and stick dick in it

WITH THE FORCE OF YOUR HANDS, SHOVE IT INTO YOUR CHEST CAVITY AND INTO YOUR HEART, KILLING YOURSELF INSTANTLY

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Carve a hydrogen atom symbol into her blue fucking forehead like Dr. Manhattan

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Cherish it

Cum on it and text your mom you got a girl friend and send her the picture of sadness like the lowlife you are.

Cover it in cum, put it in the fridge, then lick it like a popsicle

>>680893753
roll

Cook it on your stove

set on fire and inhale as much as possible. video.

hollow out and use as bowl for drugs, hastening your demise

Tie balloons to it and let it go

>>680890903
cut off the ball and swallow it. video for evidence

cut off her head and swallow it, video and post to youtube

Sand off some of it and use the dust to season your sandwich. The leftovers of the model should be melted, and then blended with milk into a smoothie.

>>680893357

Well you know what your problems are so just stop doing that gay shit and your life will drastically improve.

Simple huh?

Cover it in foil and electrocute it

throw it away and talk to a fucking shrink

>>680890903
Butt Plug

>>680894670
Bumping this

>>680894761
this except microwave it, then use as a dildo

no one cares about you

>>680894670
reroll

Crystal Meth

Cover it in crap and lick it off

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>>680890903
You didn't do anything with her last time you posted this thread faggot.

Stick it up your butt

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Lube it up with blood and stick it in your ass.

Buy a Chevy Silverado and live in it.

Assault a policed officer with it.

>>680895041
Because nobody got trips last time

Cut off the head, super glue it to your head, and let it dry, then get whats left and burn it to smithereens

>>680895670
Preferably your forehead

Bash it with a rock

Put her in your pooper

Stab it then put it in the oven with the knife

Melt it on stove

>>680896984
Bump

Up your ass

>>680890903
Hot glue.

saw this same shit yesterday. timestamp now.

also.. cum on it.

Give it to the next random kid you see

Jizz on it

up ass

Nobody cares about you.

Put a paper hat on it

Fuck her

Nail it to a tree

Put it in your butt and leave it on the kitchen counter as is when you take it out

up ass

>>680890903
Stick it up your ass.

Up the ass

Shove it in ass

jizz on it op

in a blender

>>680897600
WINRAR

Masturbate to cp with her as a plug

Put in Dogshit coil

Smash with hammer

Throw it at a police car

>>680893828
rollin on this

>>680897778
So close to quads.

>>680897778

Very underrated post

Up the pooper OP, then lick off whatever you pull out

>>680897699
Has to be trips, fucknugget

In ass

>>680890903
butplug in pooper

Buttplug for a year.

Give it to a hobo

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Up your pooper

>>680897872
reroll

>>680897941
This

>>680897839
My life is over, live streaming my an hero.

DON'T put it in your ass

>>680897778

This is trips, 777. You never said where

>>680898081
Newfag detected

>>680890903
set it on fire

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Shit on it, then shove it up your ass.

>No lube anal play with her. Jam her up in there to the point you fear you'll need a colostomy bag.
>Fap to cp.
>???
>profit

>>680898155

Fuckstain obviously doesn't recognize the best suggestion here

>>680897778
Re-Rawling white people need to be shot by police also

>>680898264
FUCKING ROLLING

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OP, if you have a girlfriend shove it up her ass, if you don't, shove it up your ass.

Stick it up your ass, then gag yourself with it

>>680898394 sounds like newfag butt hurt to me

>>680898438
Rolling

>>680897778

Cripple your asshole with her

>>680898445
So close

>>680898438
Roll

Jizz on it and then shove it in your ass

>>680898518

Whatever helps you sleep at night

cherish it

also stick it up your asshole and take pics

>>680898264
Reroll

>>680898438
Reroll

I watched my great grandma, who helped raise me for 19 years, die yesterday.

Be sad and really get it out of your system before it eats you up. Its hard to be happy when you never get over your sadness.

>>680897600
Winrar! Now do as the dubs wish and put it up your ass.

>>680898445
off by one. hurts. Reroll

kill yourself

>>680897778
Roll

In pets mouth, then in ass

Hire a crack whore to wear her in a strap on harness and fuck you raw with it

>>680898445
Reroll

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>>680898762
Newfag

>>680890903
sadness up the butt

end it all

>>680898445
fucking reroll

>>680898438
I got to rolll

Shove it in a dog's butt then lick it clean

>>680890903
put it up your ass

>>680899020
roll again

>>680898991
reroll

>>680897778
Rolling