I have no motivation to deal with other people.

I'm married thats why.

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>>680875178
I am

>>680875178
Because I already fucked your mom last night.

I perceive people as being violent and toxic so whenever I try to speak up for myself it's usually to degrade another out of fear.

>>680877121
Very clever and unique!

Because I have the flu.

>>680877382
Thanks Anon

Because I already did today

Because I'm alone.

>>680875178
But I am

>>680875178
I haven't gotten laid in months, why would tonight be any different?

In fact, I can't imagine being in a sexual situation with a consenting female ever again.

>>680878025
Try a consenting male.

>>680875178
I dropped my cock

>>680878093
I wish I could. Being gay would solve a lot of problems in my life. But guys just don't do it for me.
I'm also what most would refer to as a "skinny twink" so if I was gay, most guys would try to get into my ass and I'm more of a "get into your ass" kind of guy.

>>680876728
sad but true

>>680875178
Because gf and I don't live together. Maybe tomorrow though

i'm cripple, no car, no friends to go to the bar with

>>680878342
You just gotta find the right girl then, man.

Shit, I'm in a poly relationship with 2 other guys and we're pretty damn happy. We have a lot in common. Just find someone you have a lot in common with.

[spoiler]or, you know, rape.[/spoiler]

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>>680878725
>You just gotta find the right girl then, man.
Been on a couple dates with a pretty cool girl. We kissed last time and she is still talking to me, so that's good I guess. Supposed to hang out with her tomorrow, we'll see what happens.

Got laid this morning.

>I love my wife

>>680876728
>>680877485
These two together means no alone time either.

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>>680875178
>I've already taken my shower
>Don't have enough cash for prostitutes/clubs
>Social anxiety
>Will be studying and watching anime/Korean dramas instead
>dick-eczema is finally recovering

>>680879323
>dick-eczema

kek

becuz i habe a tini dik

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>>680879526
There's nothing fun about having eczema on your dick. :(

Imagine the very dry skin breaking open and bleeding every time you get an erection. Even waking up in an itching fit sometimes, rubbing my dick and giving myself friction burns on it. It hurts to fap.

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holy shit

>>680875178
In a mood to masturbate instead

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>>680879323
>>680879526
>>680880436
I also have to wrap it in tissue-padding before I go out. Gotta wear gloves when I go to bed so I don't scratch in my sleep, too.

>>680875178
joke's on you laddie, I'm having the sex as I type this

Im On /b/ae
and OP Smells Like Cheedos

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>>680881146
threw up in my mouth a bit

>>680875178
Just broke up with missus and it's a week till payday.

>>680875178
Cause there are a lot of things I want to do, and I'm not going to dedicate my time to trying to feel a sensation life gave me specifically to motivate me to bring a person I'd have to give up my aspirations for for 18+ years.

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>>680875178
i realize that being at the level of an alcoholic i am and due to my age (29) I cannot get the reliable young ignorantly passive pussy anymore. also i live in the middle of fucking nowhere.

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>>680881394
Yeah, it's been a rough couple of months, dick flaking off and everything. Just make sure you take good care of yours and don't do weird stuff with it.

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>>680881786
What the fuck did you do, fuck a beehive?

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>>680882049
It started last summer, when I fucked a prostitute with a condom. I had to do it quickly (it was rough), so the condom caused some initial friction burns. Since I was having an eczema outbreak elsewhere on my body due to working out more, it spread to the dick.

>>680875178
No game. Plus, have to go to bed early for work tomorrow.

>>680875178
gotta go fast

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>>680882251
>fucked a prostitute

that's where you went wrong first, my dude.

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Ignored the chick´s text,
stayed at home and read philosophy

fuck bitches, acquire knowledge

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>>680882542
What? She was my 31st prostitute. I just had to rush unlike with my others.

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>>680882569

>>680875178
I just got back from the gym, took a mega cheat dinner and my healthy lifestyle doesn't allow me to party or hook up with random girls anymore.

>>680882569
Fuck bitches and acquire knowledge.

>>680875178
I have chlamydia

>>680876728
Same boat.

>>680875178
That picture of him looks better then the normal one.

>>680875178
cuz I'm beta as fuck
tho I got a tiny chance with a friend's cousin

>>680878564
Hey, me too! I also fat and socially retarded.

>>680875178

I'm saving what's left of my virginity for m'lady

>>680879323
It puts the lotion on it's skin.

Cause my crush has a bf that's 20x bigger than me

my little sister is out of town

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>>680885600
The lotion burns....a lot. I have to use petroleum jelly, aveeno cream, and coconut oil/forumla instead. Only the jelly doesn't burn. Matter of fact, it's burning right now.

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>>680875178
I might be
if I feel like it

god its easy being gay
and even more if you are attracted to insecure chubs

im always 10 min. away from a blowjob

>>680878342
not really

size difference is a big fetish and you will definetely find someone willing to let you fuck him

I dont know what kind of men would you be into tho

>>680885600
kek

because OP is not a faggot

>>680876388
amen.

Me and my girlfriend both did a lot of E last night until about 5am. And we are both hungover and hateful from it today.

>>680886628
E as in Eggplant?

>>680875178
Im bored out of my ass so lets newfag it up

>>680887209
Yeah we rang in the celebration of my birth last night with an all you can eat eggplant buffet. Woooeeee we some hungover today I tell you what.

>>680887330
You pulled a bo(a)rd out of your ass? Did it hurt?

Girlfriend is at work and I'm out of money

Too busy playing vidya games

im on my period

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>>680887209
Mu dubs proclaim this a ylyl thread

>>680887406
Eggplant, that's the shit, man. I feel you.

>>680887592
Men can have periods?!?

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>>680887600
Oh hell yes! I still got it!!

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>>680887600
Checked

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>>680887600
So it shall be!!

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>>680888088
Im on fire!

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>>680887828

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anime > sex

>>680875178
I don't care about pussy anymore. It's kind of depressing.

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>>680876728
Is this actually true? I hear it so often.
No sex in marriage?

>>680888549
>implying you can make a valid comparison if you have no experience to base it on.

>>680878025
>In fact, I can't imagine being in a sexual situation with a consenting female ever again.
Why?

>>680883174
>hook up with random girls anymore.
you don't need to inject aids mate, just fuck them with a condom...

>>680875178
Speak for yourself faggot.

>>680888549
Anime=no sex.

>>680889034
because the lack of consent makes it so much hotter.

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>>680888824
>implying I don't have life-experience
After you've had sex enough times, you see just how overrated it really is. Women use sex to control men, and far too many of us fall for it every time.

Fuck bitches, get money, and use that money to buy anime.
>Yes, buy it, so the industry doesn't implode from the influx of asshats pirating it instead of legally paying for it.

>>680889416
see above

>>680889418
agreed.

I have acne, no confidence, am ugly, and feel as if I'll die without alcohol

>>680889496
spoken like a true wizard

>>680889496
>sex enough times.
Kek virgin detected.

>>680876962
Hell yes dude. Are you into choking?

I'm a pretty nice and non-violent guy but I love chocking women during sex Currently, my sex life consists of my girlfriend biting/clawing/scratching my back and shoulders until she pisses me off enough to choke her, or flip her off and fuck her from behind while forcing her face down.

It's weird, but we both come like crazy from it.

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>>680889707
Git gud feggit

>>680889619
Dude I'm 27 and I still have acne. WTF?

Anyway, it's all about playing to your strengths. Find something you can be confident in. Everyone is good at something.

Beyond that, learn to be a good "active listener" with women. i.e. you let them do most of the talking but you ask inquisitive questions that show you're listening.

Good luck.

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>>680889682
No wizard/virgin here. I've fucked more than 2 dozen women and even a few men; it's all the same: go through the motions enough times and you get an orgasm. Great. That's time and energy you could have dedicated to something else. Something more productive, or at least more entertaining.

There are thousands of anime, and it never gets old. I don't even have to wear protection to watch anime.

>>680890157
Fag

>>680890207
Base animal

My Penis Broke, My anime body pillow is still in the washer, And i lost my Fleshlight

>>680890157
Massive faggot detected.

>>680890157
>That's time and energy you could have dedicated to something else. Something more productive
>watch anime

dude, no. just... stop.

>>680890281
U wot m8?

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>>680890385
SIMPs.

>>680890395
Oh, you can't think of anything better to do than just have sex? It's like, the highlight of your day/week? To have sex. Fuck that.

>>680890157
Surely you be trollin. Anime is great and all, but as far as things "going through the motions", anime is at the top of the list. All anime fits into like, 4 or 5 archetypes pretty much.

And looking at the face of the woman you love as you make her come never gets old IMO.

>>680890506
GIMP. Fucking faggot. Shit stabbing cock smoker.

>>680890401
The only reason sex feels so good is because it's a mechanism to get you to procreate. So to give in to that and to make your ultimate goal in life to just get pussy, all you're doing is giving in to that base animalistic nature. You are less than human.

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I'm getting laid. So is your dad.

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>>680890594
No, I'm not trolling. I've made plenty of women (and again, some men) cum, and it gets boring after a while.

>>680890677
The way you're responding lets me know I'm right on the money. Find something better to do than waste your time chasing orgasms.

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>>680890744
The only reason doing anything feels good is because it triggers the release of chemicals in our brain. Fucking is no more or less animalistic than reading a book or appreciating a painting.

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>>680890744
$(this);

>>680890506
considering sexual intercourse for the primary purpose of procreation is essentially the fundamental meaning of life. yes. but besides all the biological justification. i want you to stop because you're only digging yourself into a deeper hole of faggotry and i'm starting to feel bad for even egging you on and coaxing it out of you.

>>680875178
wife pissed off about nothing and acts controlling every day hav 2 do what she says or she pissed

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>>680875178
Because I finally stopped fucking your mom
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

>>680890941
lololol @ mgtow

>>680891090
Give that bitch a Midol

>>680890818
Still doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking homo

>>680891090
Are you happy in your marriage? If not, talk to her. If she is unwilling to discuss this kind of stuff with you in a serious manner, get a divorce.

Good luck.

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>>680891010
>the fundamental meaning of life
No. That's where I have to disagree; it's up to each person *themselves* to define the 'meaning of life.' I'd rather mine be to stay entertained and seek knowledge. I don't care about sex or reproduction any more; they have no real 'meaning' in my life.

At some point, you'll see what I mean. Women use that base, animalistic desire to have sex that men can't seem to live without to control said men. This is how women 'win,' Anon, and this is how men lose. Every time.

>>680891275
No. At this point, I'm leaning more towards asexuality.

>>680890157
what show is this

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>>680891090
>hav 2 do what she says or she pissed
Fuck getting married.

>>680891371
would be intensly depressed if i didn't have her. addicted to pills and i have no life. she's better than being alone. no sex, so i just cheat when i can get away with it

>>680891436
Homo

>>680891436
ok nigger, i am done arguing with you. enjoy fucking your weeaboo haggu pillows if that's what makes you happy. i'm sure your mother is overflowing with pride at the man you've become.

>>680890937
Actually it's an activity that every species does. Unlike reading and painting, which at best, only 3-4 species are capable of doing. All those shitty Christian tags that day "sex isn't supposed to feel good" are retarded, because that's all sex is supposed to feel like. Sure there are links and fetishes and whatnot, but those are human inventions to accommodate the base natural instinct, just like you don't need toilet paper to shit, but it makes it more enjoyable and better over all. To make your ultimate goal in life to get pussy, you're just doing what ever other animal in the world does, focus on its basest instinct.

because i'm ugly yo

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>>680891531
Fooly Cooly. C'mon Anon, git gud.

>>680891622
no-mo.

>>680891641
Thanks, I will. And I'll do it without needing some woman's permission to do so, or caring what some other woman will think about it tomorrow morning (that is, no one will accuse me of rape for having watched anime instead of having sex).

I'm not brave enough to ask a girl out

>>680891436
It's probably best your kind don't reproduce anyway. Thanks for keeping your retarded genes out of the already endangered gene pool for the benefit of all mankind.

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>>680891666
Fuck this shitty fucking phone and autocorrect, it honestly makes me want to kill the people that designed it.

>>680891852
Beta cuck homo faggot with your fucking cartoons. Kill yourself you waste of y chromosome.

>>680891608
double lolol @ mgtow

If you don't want a relationship, that's fine, I just love that it's become a "movement".

Life is still easier with a partner though IMO. Find a cool ass chick.

My girl doesn't even want to get married. She's not materialistic. She's helping me tag-team the mortgage. We should have it paid off by the time we're 34. We should never have to work again by the time we're 45. Earlier if we don't have kids.

We'll see.

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>>680892063
I notice you have yet to refute any of my points.

>>680891994
>your kind
>retarded genes
Yeah, because realizing that 'love' and 'relationships' are nothing more than uranium-enriched, weapons-grade bullshit trumped up by women to control men is so "retarded." Whatever man, keep thinking life revolves around pussy.

>>680892063
Base animal detected. Why do you get so mad when others call out your primary reason for living for being shit?

If I get 10 replies to this post I'll an hero - LIVE on tinychat!

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>>680892138
>Find a cool ass chick
They usually start off that way.

>>680891852
Your job as a male is to impregnate a female and pass on your genes, not sit on the couch jerking off watching faggoty cartoons, like a beta faggot cuck lord.

>>680892310
Bruh you're bitching people out on 4chan on a Saturday night. Tell me about how great your life is.

>>680892350
WELL THAN

>>680892291
lol your posts clearly illustrate how you're obviously scared of women and too much of one to put one in their place.

yes. your kind. faggot.

Because idk how to initiate it. I probably could tonight if it wasn't for that issue. I think about what I should say too much...

>>680892463
We've been dating for 7 years. I think mine is gonna stay that way.

>>680892350
FUCKING LIER

Only have lerners permit

>>680892310
You mean alpha male detected, master of cucks.

>>680892350
do it just do it

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>>680892519
My 'job' as a MAN, is whatever the fuck I want it to be. I don't know who told you different.

>>680892571
>put one in their place
read as,
>you just can't handle a strong woman
I shouldn't have to 'handle' another human being, especially ones who claims she's going to be the mother of my children. Sounds to me like you just want unnecessary headache in your life.

>>680892350
better than fucking girls

>>680892866
If you don't pass on your genes, you have failed as a human being. Fag lord.

Can't hooplah when you have four kids.

>>680892350
wft is a tinychat? pornhub 2.0

might be getting laid at 4 am tonight if my fwb comes over

other than that, i have no more friends to go out and no reason to go to a bar or a club all by myself so basically the only way i can get laid is thru meeting apps like tinder and pof.

>>680892786
We have it here, folks: alpha = animal

>>680892531
Well for one, I get to piss people off online by telling them that they're subhumans. That's pretty great.

>>680893120
Spoken like a true faggot beta.

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The reason is my stupid bitch GF is going to come home drunk and that shit pisses me off she can fuck herself I already fapped so I wouldn't even be tempted when she gets all slutty because alcohol. Pic-related

>>680892519
Spoken truly as one who doesn't care what the world will be like for their progeny and descendents. Humans are a pestilence on the world, and the less our species propagates, the better.

>>680892866
lynch yourself

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>>680893034
By who's calculations? Yeah, let me bring in another child into an already overpopulated world littered with degenerates and human filth. I'll even go so far as to pay an upwards of $200K over the course of 18 years just to do that, hoping they won't be so fucked by society that they can't become a decent member OF that society.

That kind of thinking of yours is what got us in this position in the first place. I'll do as I please, and I don't need anyone else's opinion for validation.

>y-you gotta reproduce!
Fucking simple-minded thinking.

>>680893120
>Well for one, I get to piss people off online by telling them that they're subhumans. That's pretty great.

That honestly sounds awful.

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>>680892350
I will injoy

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>>680893392
no

>>680893034
Lol I'd rather have no children than a retarded child like you will.

>>680893379
Oh god, another depressed millennial poor you, you have it so fucking hard. Boo hoo

>>680892350
LIVE ON SATERDAY NIGHT

>>680893409
To each their own then, I guess, fella.

>>680893243
Spoken like a moron whose only goal in life is to stick his wiener in as many moist holes as possible.

>>680893394
Spoken like a true pleb

>>680892350
>If I get 10 replies
JUST FUCKING DO IT

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>>680892866 what kind of gay shit is this

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>>680894237
Fuck haters.

>OC

hopefully global warming will bring an end to all these special snowflakes

>>680882770
yea pretty much this tbh fam

>>680893600
No, it's not that my life is hard, it's that you retards don't realize that unless we start culling some of our species, this planet will not be able to sustain us after another generation or two. I honestly don't believe humanity will last to the year 2500 (let alone 3000) simply because the ones that know we're fucking this planet up are completely overshadowed by you IQ-70 retards and your gets of mongoloid children. You continue to saw away at the branch you're sitting on and you laugh at us for warning you of the consequences of your actions. Like a simpleton.

>>680892350
Don't do it man that is the gayest fucking way to die ever, wait is this a reply?
Btw I OD'd on blogtv once and they had EMS at my house in probably under 30 mins, good thing I was not using a proxy.. as somebody who almost died on camera just don't it is the epitome of faggotry and you will as I do have to live with the shame of that if you survive

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>>680894314 fuccck youuuuuuuu

>>680894769
Oh I'll be using my VPN and my .357 magnum ;^)

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>>680894910
>those coupons
Jesus man, that kinda shit is exactly why I enjoy being single.

>I was punding a girl
>She was cute
>I was plowing her in the vagana
>she look at me unconablely
>I just keep raming
>there's dead silence in my room
>the fucking is intenceafyed
>this is her first time
>I feel her ripping apart because of my dick
>I finnish inside her
>two weeks later
>mom is cleaning my room
>nottece my sakura body pillow has a big hole and has multible cum stains

>>680895095
My point still stands it's just pathetic, that OD was by accident but I have been "dead" twice from suicide attempts if I had a gun it would have ended long ago.
I won't give you any reasons to live bullshit just if you are going to an hero just don't do it on camera it cheapens a thing you only get to do once.

>>680892350
Nuber 10 we got a winner