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>>680870996
Hey I do that too!

>>680870996
Oh jeez, why don't you just fuck off and die buddy? We don't take kindly to your type round here.

That's pretty usual here, waifufags do it all the time. Pretty /b/normie shit.

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>>680870996
>implying everyone doesn't samefag at some point

>>680871204
But to my credit, I'm never this obvious.

i occasionally pretend to be a britfag

>>680871450
that's so sick

>>680871283
>>680871372
If we're all just fucking talking to ourselves, why don't we just agree to start talking to each other?

Sometimes I pretend to a femanon. I can even fake perfect time stamps.

>I have no mistakes whatsoever
>Only come here once every month to see shit-tier humans

>>680871936
you mean like shooping them on to girls pics? at first I thought you meant you took pics of yoruself and pretended to be a girl. now THAT would be impressive

>>680871936
That's fucking pathetic.

>>680871970
That's how it started for me, now it's almost daily. I don't spend much time on here, but I usually check it for 20-30 minutes when I have some free time. It's such a waste, but at the same time I have no real friends so fuck it I guess

>>680872365
Yep.

>>680872398

you don't get it, i'm no newfriend i've been herefor quite some years and got out. This is my monthly dosis, and without this shithole life finally functions normal again

>run you fools

never kissed a girl yet wanked to all of my classmates

I can't face life. I needed opiates, threw everything I had away. Worked for GoDaddy, PayPal, AT&T, Bell Canada. The first two on that list actually paid me pretty decent. Years later and I'm working at an overnight CVS.

can't tell if this thread is all one person or not after all those confessions XD

>>680873195
still, at least you live in Canada :)

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>>680870996

>>680871608
But I'm shy

>>680872700
>fly you fools

ftfy

But you have inspired me. I am going to start taking one month doses too. Wish me luck fags.

>>680873517


good luck anon, keep it up and you will succeed in life

>>680873077
>never kissed a girl yet wanked to all of my classmates
>wanked to all of my classmates
>all of my classmates
>all
Unless you're the only boy in an all-girl school, you're officially a homosex

>>680873680
thanks

>>680873077
Topping this with never kissed a girl (barely hugged) and nearing 30 years old.

i want a gf. But when i would get a change for one, i back out. I'm scared of commitment. I also sometimes take my dogs dick in my ass.

>>680874031
And about that, i suppose im going for it again.

>>680873691
*tips fedora while tears stream endlessly down my face as I consider my own futile existence*

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>>680870996
i used to fuck Spider-Man's aunt.
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

>>680873844

dude pay a hooker, do it before you are 30 and the wizardmagic gets a hold of you...

Or join a club where there are desperate females, like "knitting for your cat", etc... if you catch my drift.
Also, beggers can't be choosers. You don't have to marry the girl, get into the game first.

>>680873844
rip

I piss in public bathroom sinks. No splash like the urinal

I often skipped physical education at school to jerk off to the girls doing track and once i had finished, I'd walk to one of the schools 2 ponds and throw rocks in trying to hit frogs and stuff. I don't do anything loser-ish or pathetic now other then use 4chan, but back in school I was pretty loser-ish

>>680874031

stop taking the easy way out. Your dog will only live for a few more years, then there will be no more homodogsex. Tell the girl you are not looking for a longterm relationship, tell it off the bat then you have an exit strategy if she gets clingy... maybe she can fuck you with a strapon

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I fell in love with a girl about a year ago, she's turned me down a few times, despite having fucked a few girls and a qt trannythat i'm currently fuck buddies with, since then i cant reach orgasm with them, and every time they want a relationship i shut down and cut them out, i've literally fucked myself over by pining over a girl that will never love me the way i love her, i realize this and still am such a loser that i can't get over her, i fell like i'm completely powerless and don't have a chance of being happy, i know how stupid it all is and i know i need to man up and deal with it, but i'm too weak and pathetic to stop letting it ruin my life

>>680874031
>i want a gf.
>I also sometimes take my dogs dick in my ass.
Pick one.

>>680873077
exactly this. except for that I kissed a girl on the cheek once.

>be me
>19
>way to qnxious to talk to stranger girls

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>>680874652

stop pissing in the middle you idiot, piss on the side so the urin goes around like a waterslide.

I seriously had to google this fucking picture for you, stop being retarded please and whizz like a human being

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I'm planning to leave my family behind to move to Sweden to live with my (up until just recently) internet boyfriend. We're furfags btw. I'm worried about all the mudslimes there.

>>680875204
Thanks. Ive never tried that before... still splashes thanks for the picture of a urinal though.

I'm quite well known in the vape mixing scene. It's how I make a decent living, but I feel like I'm dying inside

>>680875204
How does anyone not know this? Did he just get his penis in the mail yesterday?

Not the same urinal guy who is fucking retarded, but I'm unable to piss at urinals because I can't whizz with other people able to see me. It won't come out. Idk why, but it's very embarrassing

>>680875127
I feel ya man. We're in this together. Where ya from anon?

>>680875041

If you still have contact to her break it up, or else you will not get over it. Time will heal all wounds, it won't magically happen. Drugs can help, but also make life worse if not done correctly.
Maybe a short-term relationship would help you to get over her, even if it's only for a month or so.

i constantly fantasize about being in relationships with some made-up "dream girl" and often ignore the fact that i have a girlfriend who is absolutely devoted to me

>>680876158
That's called being a man you completely faggot. Stopped beating yourself up for it.

I wear the same hoodie almost every day for emotional comfort.

>>680870996
Whenever I go to sleep, I hope that I never wake up. I'd truly rather die than continue living but am too pathetic to attempt suicide.

>>680875803
in one of the smallest countries of europe which makes it eben harder

>>680875553

Have you ever met bf in reallife before?
How long have you known each other?
How far is sweden away from your country now?
Do you have any chances for earning money there? Or will you two be broke out of your asses?

>>680875686

Do it for a while for the money, but try planning into going into the direction you would like to go. Do you have any wishes you would want to achieve?

>>680875770

Well, that is something that needs practise. when going into a empty bathroom always go to the end of the urinals and piss there. Naturally when the next person comes he will stay at the other side of the urinals, this gives you enough space to practise-piss. Do the same the other way around. If too many or not feeling it you always have the exit-strategy of going into a toilet-cabin, but i don't think that most people give 5 cents of how your dick looks like, because it makes them look like they are gay when they look your direction, don't foget that.

>>680876320

At home or everywhere? If outside, you probably smell. Either wash it as often as possible, get the same hoodie 2 more times (to wash and change in between) or get some that feel the same but look different... must be pretty weird to always see you in the same clothes

>>680876367

what is the reason for your depression?

>>680877415
Everywhere, and I do wash it often, not because I mind smelling, just hate feeling grimy.
And it is. People call me out on it but at this point in my life there's really no point in justifying my wardrobe choices to them.

>>680870996
Haven't hung out with anyone in like 4 months. Spent about 85% of that time in the same room.

>>680870996
i watched a 7 min video on how to make small talk yesterday

I killed my coworker because he has a better business card than me.

>>680878530
understandable

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>>680870996
We all do that.
gotta bump that thread anon

>>680877790
so is there a deeper reason for only wearing that one? Some emotional value? Or is it only comfertable? What are you going to do if it is going to break some day?

>>680877933
The longer you stay in there, the harder it is going to be to go back into the real world. And that has depression written all over it. Force youself to go outside once a week for 20 minute walk around the block and increase that time after a while. If you are afraid of people start with doing it at night or with headphones with music you like to hear

>>680877943
practise eye-contact in a mirror, that helps alot. Listen to the radionews every day for a bit, so you have some tidbits to talk about , most of the people have opinions to such things... speaking of which, people like to talk about themselves most of the time anyway, if you just ask how they are doing and then somefollowup questions you will have a good running talk before you know it

>>680877943
Alpha m?

>>680870996
I have a folder with over 9000 spider man images to rekt threads.... It's all I live for because I hate other people being happy.

>>680870996
I do this a lot actually, I'll even insult myself

>>680879112
Stfu faggot

>>680878901
Well aware of my depression and social anxiety, definitely a vicious cycle of avoidance that'll only make it worse. Funny thing is, it's not my first round on the rodeo yet somehow someway, I'll end up like this eventually....sooner or later.

>>680879112
I like insulting other people.

fuck you

>>680876474
Yeah, me and my skype gaming/furfaggotry group all met for a week before.

We've known each other for more than five years.
I live in Oklahoma and I'm learning to weld as a general skill to have and I'm hoping to get some help getting into a voice acting career(dream job) from his dad who is a rather successful voice actor.

>>680878530
Oh my god, it even has a watermark

I never kissed my ex girlfriend with tongue because I was afraid I'd fuck it up. She never brought it up or asked why though, what the fuck?

>>680870996
I spam low quality shitposts about being a retarded fecalphiliac gremlin on various boards, mostly /x/ though.

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>me
>find a super-cute gamer girlfriend
>3 year relationship
>having dinner at her father's house
>everyone came to the point that Hitler wasn't so bad of a leader and he was way smarter than vegetarians
>not to say i am vegetarian bc i dread ass cancer
>quit the table in complete anger , shouted "ALRIGHT, NAZIS WERE NOT THAT BAD" and getting away
>text gf its obviously over

>meanwhile i've become good friends with a dreamy-tumblrlike-girl
>now she's my last real friend
>not to mention she has a boyfriend she loves like crazy
>we hang out together and buy clothes and makeup and dildos
>just realized while typing this that i quitted the perfect girl to enter the gay-ass-friendzone
+here's the pic of her she sent me with the message "looks like i'm having a fake orgasm LOL"

>>680878901
It's practical, comfy, and goes well with most outfits. Not really insecure about my physique but it makes me appear more docile so I prefer wearing it.
I don't know. Mature emotionally I suppose but I'm pretty useless and braindead for that.

I am way more productive at night. Hoewever I need to go to school during the day and like to code a night. I am often thinking about not sleeping that night, but always get tired at like 5 am and regret it. even on weekend. its now 3am and I already regret that now I need at least 10 h of sleep which means the day will be half over already when I wake up

>>680878530
I bet I can fucking beat you at squash faggit

>>680879931
Dump her friend-zoning ass and stop giving her what she wants. We're all the friendship you'll need /b/ro

I'm obsessed with sjws/leftists and spend many hours every day looking up their shenanigans in order to fuel my rage.

>>680880279
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

I miss having a social life and getting laid like in highschool. I'm 25 and feel like I'm going to be the cliche loser who is stuck in the past.

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I haven't had sex in 5 years, I have zero friends. I jack off a lot. Drink a lot. Work all the time. Recently I've stopped showering every day. I often talk to myself.

I'm such a fucking faggot loser. This isn't b8, all true.

>>680880580
Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!

>>680880925
I have to return some videotapes.

>>680879658
Bone

>>680880876
how much do you make ?

>>680870996
I once sucked my own dick

>>680879289

well you'll maybe find this funny, but i'm actually in the same boat. I have been at home most of the last half year, only going outside to buy food or if i really had to visit somebody (birthday, family) which i mostly compensated by drinking lots of alcohol to get social anxiety under control... what do you talk about to people when you sit at home all day? But for the last month i was forced to be outside again and work together with other people, and it helped alot. You just need that push and when you are back in the system it gets easier. But i know it goes the other way around real quick too, try to work at it.

>>680879450
well i wish the best for you, but just be prepared for a worst case scenario, what happens if it doesn't all work out the way you thought it would. Living in europe is a whole different lifestyle, I'm not sure how much welding is demanded in sweden ( i thought i heard that that job is dying out, but who am i to say), just make backup plans if you're not feeling it. Better safe than sorry

>>680879931
Dude... you are the gay-substitute friendzone guy who is allowed to hear what she does with the real men... stop playing that shit.

>>680880158
Is it unique? Why not get more of the same brand? Maybe even in another color? .... You could shock your friends and tell them you accidently washed it wrong adn then reveal a day later that it was a bluff.
Nothing wrong with it, but the more you wear it the sooner it will holes etc..

>>680880176
10 hours is WAYYYYYYY too long, half the time would be enough. Google sleeping apps for your phone they can help find the perfect time for you to wake up; more time, more coding

>>680880323
Loving to hate is not a sin, but don't overdo it and let it control you

>>680881297
That doesn't make you a loser, that makes you a goddamn hero in my book.

>>680881297
That makes you a hero, not a loser.

>>680881297
I aspire to be like you

>>680881412
I have done it before, but it was nothing to speak about.

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>I'm a closet furfag, and deeply ashamed of it (nobody knows about it because I fucking hate furries)
>I have 2 irl friends
>been lurkin since 07, back when I played runescape
>got bored, and once tried shoving my own dick in my ass

>>680881297

You are a pinnacle of manhood, dont change.

>>680881231
Just over £19,000 a year

>wagecuck

>>680881361
>is it unique?
No it's pretty mediocre.
I may.

I watch grills on twich and dontate just to get a reaction, because I get soo lonely. Pretty sure I'm in love with a few of them

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>>680870996
I dont have the image saved, but its the feels story of the kid that asks his dad to borrow his dads van and sleeps in it, just to pretend he has friends to make his dad smile.

Thats basically me. Except like once or twice a month I'll tell my mom I'm going out with friends and I'll get home late. I'll literally go into the city, have a beer in different bars, and then go home.

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>>680881948

Holy fuck

You're literally funding cancer

>>680881361
Swedish BF-anon here, I've got 3 backup plans. Thankfully Sweden has a crazy low exchange rate. Like each Krona is worth 12 cents or so. A decent 1 bedroom apartment is about $500-700 a month and I'm not moving out until I have enough money for two month's rent and airfare back home incase things go south. I've been wanting to get out of the country for a while, especially since their is a small chance that Trump might be president.

Also, I'm stagnating here. I need out.

>>680882200
Self aware cancer.

>>680870996
I think I am a god there.

>>680880710

What happened to make it come this far? Don't you have a chance to get back out there? Still any old friends?

>>680880876
Well talking to yourself isn't necessarily bad, alot of people do that, especially if there is nobody who listens. You sound like somebody who talks bad to himself, for instance calling himself a loser.
You see, in the moment you are your best friend, you are the only person you can be certain that will stick to your side to the end, so stop being such a bitch to yourself. Try to say something uplifting, try to help your friend. Maybe only wank once a week and make a game out of it. Go for a weekend trip somewhere to spend that money you are earning. Go back to shower at least every second day, that is ok, but also try to improve your looks. Get some new clothes, get some new smelly perfume, make it to a hobby to make yourself feel good. If you have a better picture of yourself the rest will come, sounds like clichee but it's true.

>>680879720
What the fuck
How old are you two and how long have you dated for?

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>>680882114

>>680879931
Gamer girl
Qt
Likes hitler
Hates vegans
Not a tumblr shit

and u broke with her

anon get fuckd u deserve the friendzone

>>680879931
Hitler did nothing wrong you faggot. Why are you even here?

>>680882114

Shit, that story made me sad as hell.. I wish my dad cared about me like that

>>680881361
Yeah man getting a small time job will help a lot. I completely get where you are coming from, not much to talk about once you're in the hole, definitely a positive feedback thing. It's also weird because in university I study all of this, especially how evolution shaped our brains ....seems like all the knowledge in the world doesn't make the feelings any less real. It has never been about rational thought, that's for sure.

>>680882419
Yup thats the one.

I usually say that Im going to see a few friends, or a friend and I are going to a game. Then I'll get home around midnight.

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>>680882114
Your mom would love you even more if she knew. I'm proud of you , anon !

>>680873373
Arizona

>>680870996
>>680871204
Samefag

>>680874203
Jokes on you, i actually enjoy this song

>>680882773
thanks m8. Its sad but true. Its not that im totally friendless. Its just that after college, we've all gone our separate ways. I get a text like once a month. I hope it makes her happy. Cause if I lived alone I would just drink at home every night.

>>680871204
Newfag.png

>>680870996
Who doesn't do that OP?

Here's one I did at 16

I made 3 different facebook accounts with different names and emails and would converse with each account like I'm talking to a different person. Did it for a month until parents found out and made me go to a psychiatrist, then for 3 years after that I've been in and out of psychiatric facilities for odd delusions and various paranoia. Can't keep a job due to weekly appointments with psychiatrists, psychologists, etc.

And that's where I am now

Should I kill self /b/?

>>680876320

there's nothing wrong with that though.

>>680882357
I have a best friend I live with. It keeps me sane, but all we do is vidja. As far as how it's gotten like this, I suppose it's my own fault for not wanting to keep pace with social expectations.

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>>680882357
Thanks for taking the time to reply anon

Have some boobies

>Sometimes I respond to other people's post pretending to be an obvious samefag

>>680883139
Haha right, he's probably a complete newfag amirite?

>>680882996
>>680870996 (OP)
>>680871204
Same samefag

I have a couple of chicks that wanna hang out with me... i always say no.
for some reason, i like being alone.

>>680881664
There is no reason to be ashamed of the things that make you get off; everybody has done something they think is weird (>>680881297), and as you can see from the responses, 20 other dudes tried to suck their dicks but couldn't do it.... probably most of the gdudes can't shove their wiener up their ass, so kudos to you.
And look at this guy >>680875553
why can he enjoy it but no you?

>>680881948
You are throwing out your money, and your love for them is totally in your mind. There is a reason they are called cam-whores, they could be totally different people in reallife and wouldn't take a look at you but smile as long as you shove them the money into their pockets.... that's almost worse than gambling, there you at least have the chance of winning something.

>>680882114
Don't be sad, you are a very good person trying to be a good boy to your mom. Someday other people will see that too, and hey, at least you're out in town and socialising, that's a good step in the right direction.

>>680882227
Very nice, you made your plans, I like. Hope you find what you are looking for anon

>>680883225
That helped more than it should've. Thanks

>>680883166

if your parents have such a lack of privacy and respect for you that they find out about your multiple facebook accounts, you should seriously consider doing something extreme like burning their house down or killing them, something seriously.

99.98% sure they are the reason the way you are.

>>680882996
>>680883534
Samefag

>>680883535
Sure, 100% real story, can confirm

>>680883643
Haha this anon is 100% right. They think you're crazy because of a little "talking to yourself because no friends?" then burn those motherfuckers to the ground.

>>680883625

you are welcome.

I wear nothing but work clothes lol. also, i get the emotional comfort and how it makes one feel secure.

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I haven't left my house the past 12 saturdays.

I've literally been cooped up in my fucking house every saturday this year. I'm social at uni and at my job and have people over on the weekdays and sunday, but not a single saturday. I just browse 4chan and play video games like a fuckin loser.

>>680883643
>your parents are the reason the way you are
no fucking way.

>>680883814

thanks buddy.

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I create the Athiest v Religion bait threads

>>680883856
It's like I'm untouchable to judgment lol

>>680884059
You monster frisbee

>>680883166
>>680883643
>>680883849
This. They want crazy? You SHOW THEM CRAZY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just had an experience happen not 20 minutes ago. I was on a date with a girl, walked her home, went for a handshake. She was confused, so we hugged. As she was walking I said "wait!" and kissed her for like a second. She didn't kiss back.

>>680884286
Oh god that's autistic anon. I'd feel bad for you if you weren't on a fucking date. Go back to being a lowlife like the rest of us.

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>>680884286
A fucking handshake? Anon....

I post bananas in YLYL threads

>>680883898
dont feel bad m8. who cares what day it is. If anything, dedicate Saturday as your day. Sleep in. Order in food. Torrent movies. Jack off all day. Who cares. As long as you take care of business during the week.

>>680884286

she was probably still confused. go ask her for a second date.

Last time I went out with a friend was a year ago, havent seen her since because she friendzoned me.

I'm a complete kissless virgin who cannot get laid thanks to an abusive girl in my preteen years.

I'm 21 and have had more opportunities to get laid than most people will have in their lifetime.

I don't have a job and live with my dad and younger brother.

I spend most of my time gaming or jacking off.

By best friend used to be a massive slut and is still extremely sexual but has a bf of 4 years with zero chance of doing anything with me.

I talk to myself frequently, mostly insults at myself and miscellaneous pathetic mumblings.

Still have girls hitting on me, still can't get laid.

I post on 4chan.

I'm lazy.

I hate myself and my life.

Please kill me.

>>680884286
Never shake a woman's hand. Its implies you respect them.

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>>680884658
I do as well

>>680883255

always remember that if there is a way to lose your way there is also a path to finding that way again... that came out way cornier than i wanted it to.
Maybe even with changed social expectations - people just have to get used to the 'new you', if they don't want to be your friends because you don't go to every expected situation then they are probably no friends worth having anyway.

>>680883385
thanks anon, love me some tits

>>680884748

Surprisingly this

Only shake a women's hand if she can kick your ass

>>680884669
Definitely this

>>680884748
You'd have a real hard time in a business environment, then.

I'm only here to mock you all. That has always my point.

>>680883898

there is no rule you have to be standing in a discothek at 10:00 PM with a bottle of vodka and party every saturday. Do the fuck you want, it is your free day in the week.

>>680885098
*always was

>>680885091
True, I was talking about the context of being on a date.

>>680878530
dubs for that post

I shitpost on Cambodian finger painting forums.

>>680885226
So you want your date to think you don't respect her?

>>680884286

Wait wait wait... so how did you kiss here? on the mouth? And she didn't kiss back? So you had your lips all puckered up and she just stood there?

Did she already stand there confused after you shook her hand? This is all very important

>>680870996

I was a virgin until I was 26 despite being in the Marines and a graduate of the Basic Reconnaissance Course, at one point having an 8 pack, 22k in my bank, and relatively handsome / tall.

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>>680870996
I'm a black weeaboo with a waning amount of friends and family members who have generally stopped talking to me. I haven't had a gf in 11 years. I'm 27.

>>680882416
20-19, we dated for 5 months or so

>>680884712

You will at some point wake up from your self-loathing haze and realize that time is running, and it is running by the second. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can kick yourself in the ass and stop wasting your time with shit.

You're gonna get a girl and stop being lazy, which will automatically make you jerk off less and have less time for gaming.

So happy end for you, just stop slaking

>>680885498
Way to suck what little humor there was out of that. No, id not want to display body language that implies a formal situation.
>Bitches being swept off their feet by a nice, firm handshake.

>>680886022
Nigga that's way too platonic, 5 months without french kissing...

>>680881297
I wish I could do that shit. Lucky you

>>680885739
I feel you /b/ro

>>680886022

well too late now... probably smart to google how to french kiss for your next try

protip: use your tounge

>>680884658
dude fuck you

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>>680886423
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>>680886289
well we had sex on a regular basis anyway, so not platonic, i don't know, french kisses weird me out

>>680885553
Kissed her on the mouth, as in lips on lips. I was kind of embarrassed after the handshake fiasco so it was only for a second. I immediately walked away as soon I did it though.

>>680886601

kek

>pants-tounge in her lips
>mouth-tounge nonono

>>680886601
What the fuck
Never french kissed but had sex
My brain is melting.

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>>680870996
>too nervous to hang out with coworkers, even to go out and get lunch with them downtown
>haven't had a girlfriend in 4 years
>find myself talking quietly the longer I go on, and people have a hard time hearing me if I'm explaining something
>bright kid growing up, gifted program and finished highschool with 30 AP credits
>dropped out of college because I couldn't take the anxiety of going to class
>haven't done anything in the eight years since except work shitty jobs
when will it end

>>680886763
>pants tongue

>>680870996
fucking failing uni

>>680886641

so do you think you totally fucked it up? was that the first date or did you guys know each other?

>>680870996
why, anon? how could you..

>>680870996
OP is wilson fisk. poor fat bastard

>>680886896
Are you me?

>>680875686
I mix my own too but I dont ever sell what I make. Do you manage to make decent money at it? What's your most popular flavor?

>>680886896
It will end as soon as you grow some balls to do what you're supposed to do...

>>680886865
The real question is why she never brought it up

>>680886601
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>680887353
True.
>tfw the one that got away

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>>680886601
a fine tale with telltale markings of virgindom

>>680874203
uncle ben? you're alive??

>>680886897

going on 4:30, gimme a break :^)

>>680871204
>>680871151
>>680870996
samefag

>>680887504

just practise french kissing with a watermelon, and when you mastered it you go back and get her

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>>680887814
holy shit kek

>>680870996
I'M MEXICAN

>>680888068
How do you practice with a watermelon? Why watermelon?

>>680888269
i may be a little late on the correlation here, but this motherfucker looks just like Kingpin.

I'm in a poly relationship. Two girlfriends. We all live together, sleep in the same enormous bed. We tried to keep it a secret for as long as we could and I'm desperately afraid of telling my mother. I mean, what is she going to think? I know this makea me sound like a colossal faggit, but I just want her to love me.

I had a suicide attempt when I was 12 and my parents sent me back to school the next day.

They didn't care, and haven't helped me with my mental health at all. Im 20 now.

Can't even get a job.

>>680889911

she probably thinks you are an alpha and will be proud to have you as a son

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>>680890180
Who fucking didn't? Get over it faggot.

>>680889911
she'll probly be mad at first and gradually accept it the more you push yourself into her life with the reality of your situation. tell her now and speed past the awkwardness

>>680890403
i didn't. do i get a special cookie now? better be fucking rainbow sprinks on there too.

>>680870996
wife pissed off about nothing and acts controlling every day hav 2 do what she says or she pissed

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>>680890648
Better, you get candy.

>>680890221
>>680890530
You know what, you guys are right. We're happy, and she should be happy for us. Shits so cash.

Next family dinner is Tuesday. Wish me luck /b/ros.

>>680890655

did you ever confront her with it? Maybe another reason why she is moody?

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>>680890830
they're all so shiny and delicious.

>>680890655
Just leave her and get your life back

>>680891229
luck be wished. godspeed, fag

>>680891284
would be intensly depressed if i didn't have her. addicted to pills and i have no life. she's better than being alone. no sex, so i just cheat when i can get away with it

>>680891229
Hope she's a fan of Sister Wives.

What if this whole thread is OP and every post he's samefagging?

>>680891651
I wish I could tell you I was a different person than OP, but you might not believe me.

Then again if you and I are here, that means either you or I must be OP .. or we're both OP!

>>680891555
Trips chek'd

>>680891229

good lluck anon

>>680891546
ok so you are addicted to pills, don't have sex with your wife and know other irls to cheat with.

Why are you addicted to pills? Does she also take them? why not just hook up with another chick? How long have you been married?

>>680870996
I have never had a girlfriend.

I'm such a loser that i thought that a "buddy" of mine could provide me with a certain substance i was looking for. Pick him up and drive down the road to the gas station, apparently where the meet is. Park next to a car taller than mine which is also blocking the view of the rest of the parking lot. Give "buddy" money and says he'll be right back. 5 minutes later, get a call. suspicious. answer, it's "buddy" saying it's going to be 20 a pill and not 15 as previously stated. say fine then just get 2. (was going to get 3 for 15 a pop) 10 minutes go by since the phone call. nothing. proceed to call him on the phone he borrowed 20 times within an hour. eventually come to the conclusion that i just got ripped off for 45 dollars from someone who i considered a friend.

>>680891840
Everyone here is OP.

>>680870996
I have a girlfriend, and I won't cheat, but goddamn do I jerk to a lot of fucking porn.

>>680891651
I think he is

>>680891999
no pills for her. i've had a shit life. i'm a shitty person more than she is. i'm just in too deep to change at this point. she's had a shitty life, and she want me to better myself and all that i don't want to tho. i should not have married her now i can't divorce her. i fuck girls on the side when i know it's not getting out.

>>680891999
married 4 years, together about 7

I don't really have anymore friends other than the girl I'm fucking

>haven't received a text from any friends for over a year

>>680892252
called his female friends phone who i got in touch with him by afterwards to tell her about how much of a piece of shit he is and exactly what happened. not like it really matters cuz she probly does the same shit. the second he got in my car he pulls out a needle and asks me if i need one. give him a look like nigga r u fucking serious? havent seen him in a while so this severity of use is kinda surprising. should've figured he was going to rip me off. still pisses me the fuck off. as it was only 2 days ago. The name of the faggot who ripped me off is: Brian Harris, Tallahassee, FL. tall lanky scruffy motherfucker that would get destroyed by myself if i ever saw him again. this is no threat just information for people who know what to do with it. so w/e thanks for listening i guess

>>680870996
I've never had a gf, or kissed a girl for that matter. The closest thing to a relationship I've had is with this girl I rp with,

I'm afraid that she's getting sick of me, I don't want to be alone again, but I'm afraid that if I get all personal with her ill weird her out and never hear from her again...

She kept telling me how we were going to talk all Saturday a couple of days ago and she won't reply...

Kill me

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>>680892620

well if you don't want to change, then there is no help for you...

good luck anon

>>680892710

you should have fucked more friends

>>680892252
>>680892895
sorry for the long story but i had to tell someone besides myself and his shit tier whore friend. it feels better to release this anger than build it up inside and i thank you anons for the patience for me to do so.

>>680871151
shut up op.

I'm having sex with a girl you'd swear is a girl. She's a trap. I love sucking her dick. I try to convince myself that there's nothing gay in that. Idk really.

>>680894764
post pics :3

>221 replies
>83 posters
Hmmmmm

>>680894764
So what if it's gay, some of the most powerful men in Greek history participated in weekly-monthly group orgies and sometimes all male orgies.

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>>680873077
Never held hands with a girl, closest i got to actual contact is brushing against one

>>680894764
i've put a little thought into the whole trap that has tits and looks legit fiasco. truthfully it's a guy, but if you can honestly not have a problem with everyone on earth knowing you DATE a trap then more power to you have a ball. (literally) but if there's even the slightest doubt in your mind that you aren't fond of, then i wouldn't go with it. you need to be all on board for a trap relationship cuz you will more than likely be labeled as gay thereforeafter

I do that too, OP. But only on occasion.

I also pretend to be a female or a black whenever it suits me.

>>680895417
i-is a trap? goddamn dude, post more, post her ass

>>680895564
let me guess, you are a cuck

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>>680895658
don't have any of her ass, but here's something i guess

Most of you are amazing worthy people in comparison to me.

I'm sick of "complaining" so I won't say more, but I think most of you aren't that bad or such losers...

Last woman I dated broke it off after a few months, said she just wanted a "casual" relationship when I was looking for a wife. That was two years ago. She just got married last month, to the dude she started seeing immediately after me. Makes me wish I'd taken pics just so I could spread the bitch all over here.

>>680896241
you should've man. would've loved to fap to that useless bitch.

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for all you 'she got away' dudes

>>680873195
I once had a well paying uppwr management job at a small company for multiple years. Then I found myself working as an unskilled laborer for $64/day. Now I've been unemployed entirely for 3 years. I spend my days watching youtube, wanking it to tranny and rimjob vids on xvideos, eating garbage food, smoking mids and shitposting on 4chan. I went from being a pretty content, succesfull normal, fulfilled guy to a depressed, anxious, paranoid, degenerate shiftless loser. I never thought I'd be here. Not in a million years. For several years it seemed there was no limits for me. I honestly can't even remember how to not be a total loser piece of shit anymore.

>>680895870
fugg, I'm hard now
any lewd pic?

>>680893725
yeah i should of...
just remembered i got a call from a friend this week
heh

>>680896909
nah, we've only been talking/fucking for about a week. I'm gonna try to sext her and see what I can get. She's like 7.5" big lol

>>680896766

it is still in there, you have to want it. You dont just vanish into nothingness, you only numbed yourself to forget it.

>>680896766
try to find another job in upper management saying that you have the experience and maturity/responsibility for a bigger job now and go from there.

at least try something or go work at mcdonalds or as a janitor at least

>>680874275
sound advice from a /b/ro

>>680870996

When I really nervous or depressed about something, I procrastinate on 4chan. It makes me feel better. I'm such a coward, I haven't slept right in days, just lurking and posting. It makes me feel sort of better. Always a laugh, even if at my own expense.

>>680898461
Do you realize that's literally everyone on this site

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>>680898461
haha wot a fag m8

look at this pohotograph

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>>680870996
i have more cats than friends

http://www.ebay.com/itm/262392411226?euid=7a9674eb9c3249cd92a266d4b4b4849a&cp=1&exe=14042&ext=35931&sojTags=exe=exe,ext=ext