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How big is your dick (length and girth)?

Mine is 7.62×51mm.
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So 0.762cm x 5.1cm? Do you actually have a clit?
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>>680867671
Are you a gun?
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>>680867671
I'm sorry for your loss.
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>>680867671

Mine is only 5.56 here :(
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I'm 7in x 5in
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.22
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>>680867671 6.5 inches, idk about girth
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>>680868972
.357 here
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>>680867671

So your dick is the size of a .308? Shit man, I'm sorry.
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>>680867671
.50 BMG
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5.2x2.5cm
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Are you supossed to measure with the ruler on top or to the side?
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12 guage
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120mm
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7.5X6 perfect size not too big not too small. And just big enough to lie to girls about the size. Girls have no sense of measurement when it comes to dicks. I've gotten away with saying it's almost 9 and they believe it
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>>680868371
I laughed too hard at this
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"Bone Pressed"

This is just screaming for a new meme.
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I'm at 6.5" bone pressed....

Source: Penis Inspection Day.
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>>680870077
perpenDICKular
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>>680867671
5.9 inch length
5.2 inch girth

6"2 tall

feels bad.
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>>680871822
Haha how's it feel a Manlet has a bigger dick than you
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One pressed I'm 1' 9". I also now have a massive hole just above my dick where I pressed the ruler in.
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>>680871723
>perpenDICKular
I see what you did there
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>>680871904
feels bad, like I said.
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7x6,5

chicks say it's big, especially girth. Some have told me to be careful, because I've hit their cervix.

I choose to believe.
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Science!
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>>680867671
M-14 detected.
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>>680871904
Like your short ass will even get to use it.
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>>680868300
Fucking retard
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>>680872140
Too bad I have my man lol.
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2 guage im fuccking huge
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>>680870702
so, you're the reason chicks say "he had a nine inch dick", and look all confused when you show them just how long that is, on a measuring tape.

a girl I knew claimed her x had at least 14 inches, until I have her a ruler. Then she was like "oh, guess it was only around 8.. so, he was small?"

there we have it.
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>>680867671
mine is 12.7
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17.8×89mmR
.700 Nitro Express here
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When you find out you didn't measure Bone Pressed
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>>680872377
>Too bad I have my man
>I have my man
so, you're gay.

good for you.
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>>680872071
One time I was fingering this girl I was dating for a extended period of time, it got to the point where it looked more like I lost my keys and was fishing around in there....anyway...After awhile I was able to feel the cervix with my middle and index finger. Felt like a big "meat cigar".

I remember watching a documetry about sex and they said that when a woman reaches climax the meat cigar starts"dabbing" the walls on the side trying to mop up sperm.

They placed a small camera with a light on the end of it up inside a woman and had her orgasm and you could see that thing spazing out and grabbing at the walls. Creepy alien shit.
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>>680867671
/thread
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>>680867671
0.55x12.55
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>>680867671
9x18 comrades
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>>680872551
> 8 inch
> small

bitches are literally to dumb to comprehend.
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>>680872551
Yeah sorry about that, but women are so easy to lie to
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>>680872811
Whatever you say bud
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>>680872872
wat
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>>680872992
sure thing there, champ.
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>>680872861
you forgot to mention that happens when you select black penis
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3333

10 inches bours
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>>680872811
You're dumb as shit. Almost cringey
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>>680872872
>0.55x12.55
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>>680872822
Post the video god dommit. You can't mention it and not post it.
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the height of my galaxy s5
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>>680872551
I remember growing up the "pretend neighborhood skank" AKA, the girl that tried to act like she was extremely sexually experienced despite being 13 to impress everyone, used to bust my balls all the time and try and make me insecure by saying shit like "if your not packing 9 inches down there then don't even bother".

Then I get older and find out that my 6 and 1/4 is slightly above typical and that when asked, women more often than not said 9 was too big and would be uncomfortable. Most of my gf's had vibrators and not a single one was bigger than me.

Lesson learned: If your a teenager, don't listen to the stupid shit whore down the street, she's just trying to look cool.
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>>680873420
you're mad as hell, almost white hot blazing.
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18x6

Not to brag or anything
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>>680873670
No idea where that video is, this was about 7 years ago. The documetry was about sexual activity between couples in different countries. During the film, they had a guy blow his load into his girl, then they collected all the sperm from her and mesured it.

They then had the guy leave the state for about two weeks. After he returned, they had them go to a hotel and they had him blow his load in her again. Again, they collected all the sperm. The 2nd load was way more than the first.

They said the reason is, his reptile brain knows there is a chance she slept with someone else while he was away and so he unconsciously shot more to make sure his sperm out competed any potential rival sperm.

This idea is echoed in the book "sperm wars"
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>>680873747
well then fuck me m8, because literally, mine is 7.4x5.5....so what the fuck.

looks like ill be a virgin forever with this monster benis. (lel, im actually 6"3-6"4 so it looks small on my frame...mfw)
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>>680873747
and lesson number 2: If your a teenager, don't listen to the stupid clowns online saying they have a 9 inch dick, they're just trying to look cool.

protip bonus: niggers and white average the same, don't listen to the /pol/ shills with their "I'm a white bitch into bbc" bullshit false-flagging in order to bait you into race hate.
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>>680867671
What can I say?
9x18mm
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It's also speculated that this is why the penis is in the shape that it is in. To create a vacuum as to pump out rival sperm during the act of sex while blowing your load in it's place. Fucking sick. If I had the slightest clue that there was other spunk in that nasty bitch I'd tell her she's got 20 secs to get her gross ass out of my apartment.
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>>680867671
>be 22
>never had a bj from a girl
>never been in a relationship
>waste of a dick
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>>680871822
is this small (considering height)?
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>>680867671
mine is almost 8" x 8"

more to come, enjoy

1/?
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>>680874997
>>680872919
здрасвите товарищ как твои дела?
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>>680875437
yes. im >>680874772

my 7.4 inch benis looks small on me (i think)
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>>680867671
>Mine is 7.62×51mm.

Watch out, we got a battle rifle here.
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>>680867671
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>>680874896
>false-flagging in order to bait you into race hate.
I figured that had to be the case. If your white and into black dude cool, but then why the need to broadcast it if not to try and stir shit up. I'm single now but a few months ago when I had a gf, it was enough for me to just fuck her, I didn't need other shit heads to know about it.
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5.56x45mm Locked n' loaded
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>>680872246
he's right you know..
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>>680875437
yeah thats pretty small for height.. im only 5"5 plus im a fat guy (typically smaller) and mine is around 8 long and around 8 around, lol

>>680875477
2/?

with a chubby
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>>680875618
well... shit.
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>>680875933
no. you are not 8x8. and you know.
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>>680876087
worry not anon i said around 8.. ill post rulerr in a bit.. first have a pic of my really big balls...

>>680875477
>>680875933
3/?
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Now that I'm older it's sort of laughable how self conscious I was about pulling it out. All worried about judgement and shit. Meanwhile, the fat asses I was shoving into weren't exactly prize hams themselves.
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i'm 6'2" and 7.5 in
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>>680875477
>>680875933
>>680876340
4/?
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>>680875779
exactly, it's a ruse that's been going on for ages. /pol/tards and stormfarts posts about "why does all the white women want black men? BECAUSE BIG BLACK DICK HURR", knowing very well that a lot of insecure, frustrated teens are reading and believing, thus baiting these into believing that the reason they can't get laid is because niggers.

and then, (meta-double-inception) they blame the whole shit on the jews, because "the jews are priming and conditioning the pure, Aryan girls into craving nigger dick via MTV and Kardashian durr".

it's actually that idiotic.
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>>680867671
6f
6.3inces length
6 girth

666
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I'm cool with my size but 1 or 2 inches more would be sweet because I have fallen out a few times while being drunk and trying crazy angles. I once tried doing those stretching exercises in the shower but after about a month I stopped. I honestly think I'm going to give it another try and see if I can stick to it this time.
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>>680876775
but true.
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>>680875477
>>680875933
>>680876340
>>680876760
5/?

>>680876576
thats a good one bro. you ever have issues with chics?
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>>680877035
>I have fallen out a few times while being drunk and trying crazy angles
more dick wont alleviate that, bro. Less booze will.

.. or better coordination all together, take up parkour.
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>>680874896
The fact that dick in porn are as small as 6.5" show how delusional people can be. A penis bigger than 8inch is pretty much one in a million. The average is 5.17". AVERAGE. That means that half the penises measured are smaller than 5.17"
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>>680877035
I am
>>680871822

And I even slip out when she attempts to ride me.

22 and only fucked 9 women.
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>>680877359
tell that to the women mocking me.
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>>680877233
true what? that niggers are stealing your brides because MUH DICK?

no.

niggers and crackers average the same, dick-wise, and if you ain't got no girl it's neither Tyrone nor Schlomo Shekelstein that's to blame.

sorry bro.
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>>680876576
>>680877326

what issues do you mean?

most girls wont do anal with me if tht counts
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>>680873308
I selected tan.. but whatever nigger
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>>680872590
Cm?
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>>680877672
true that my dick size hinders me from getting more pussy because word goes around.
true that in Germany, and chick wants to bang niggers because it's exotic and better (white guilt).
the jews are obviously behind this trip.
and it's global.
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>>680877478
if they can't get off on an average cock, then ask them about their cavernous cunts, and if they shouldn't consider a career in Tijuana doing donkey shows.
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>>680876775
I wake up, watch liveleak for about 10 mins before I make breakfast. After I cook breakfast I watch some youtube channels I like for news while I eat. After I eat, I run around and pay some bills and get shit done. Then I clean shit up. 6:30ish I'll check out /b/ and a few other sites I like while checking my email. I'll switch over to cable at around 9pm and watch "@midnight, walking dead, lastweek tonight" or what ever else I have recorded. After 10 I'll make tea and sip it while I read some sub-reddits I like before bed.

What level of fucking looser do you need to be to wake up and think, I'm going just keep shit posting cuckold black guy on white girl shit to anger strangers I'll never meet for exactly 0 sum gain to myself?
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>>680877984
stormfart shill detected, you guys are irksome and boring.
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>>680877984
prolly /pol/tard but hey.. if you believe this crap, and need to blame kikes and niggers for not getting your dick wet, then god bless and good riddance.

I can't help you son, you're an idiot.
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>>680878007
Yes, I got a few come backs. But it hurts no matter what.

> fagget

yayaya

we live in a world where fat women can get anything they like but avergae guys are humiliated.

I know IÄm crying around but I haven't found a way to just deal with it and leave it behind.
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>>680877706
ive had partners that leave me because of it.. they dont hang in long enough to get used to it.. tho it may work in your favor.. i got a bj in 9th grade and the word spread and the sluts came looking for it..

that last pic i posted waas taken for a girl i used to work with she remembered haering about it so when i asked to see her tits she said only if i showed her my junk.. but when i did she said she couldnt tell the size so i had to take one with a ruler.. i fucked her years later behind her now husbands back

sooo good

>>680875477
>>680875933
>>680876340
>>680876760
>>680877326
6/?

artistic shot
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>>680878120
>>680878314
no argument has been made.
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>>680878110
>What level of fucking looser do you need to be to wake up and think, I'm going just keep shit posting cuckold black guy on white girl shit to anger strangers I'll never meet for exactly 0 sum gain to myself?
you need to be very angry, very frustrated and hell bent on the idea that other people are to blame for every mishap and misery that ever plagued your sad existence.

in other words; a stormfart and/or /pol/turd.
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>>680878469
>argument
what part of NIGGERS AND CRACKERS AVERAGE THE SAME, did you now understand?

jeez

your denser than a neutron star.
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>>680878761
You can't deny the fact that < 20 % of men get > 80 % of women.
~ 13 % of US is blacks, so ~ 6 % black male, ~ 2 % of US population is blacks in sexual active age.
Yet of the < 20 % of men getting laid the most, outside relationships, more than half are blacks (sport, actors, musicians, thugs, ...).

If you deny this you are delusional and cucked.
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>>680867671
>7.62×51mm
nigga you have a bullet dick
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>>680879158
there he goes

"LOOK AT MUH STATS"
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>>680879441
I hear no counter argument.
the 20 % at my university are more than half black, the rest is rich frat boys.
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>>680879706
your lame attempt at statistics ain't no argument either, it's just you wasting time looking shit up online instead of trying to talk to women.
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>>680872811
youre trying to hard
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>>680875437
do penis pumps work?
>>680875618
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>>680879441
I already beat you to it. I made a strong effort to point out the built in lame of everyone testing out their new favorite word. It's like in 1998 when everyone was saying "internet flamming" or "newbie" all the time to look cool.

Like "hey everyone, it's a new word! my turn to kick it around for awhile and insert it into every conversation without waiting for any context that might make it fit because I'm so thirsty to use it."
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>>680867671
>7.62x51
>mfw
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>>680879916
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>>680879864
like I said I fucked 9 women so you can fuck off mate.

anyways, here a pic of my small dick. terrible.
>>680871822
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>>680880361
>like I said I fucked 9 women
how can that be? I thought Schlomo Finkelshekel had pushed them all into the huge arms of superior, well hung Tyrone?

were they anime?
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>>680880665
5 of them prostitutes, the other 4 drunk beyond belief.
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I had to buy these.
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>>680880848
ah, then the world is order after all.

shalom, good goyim.
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>>680875477
>>680875933
>>680876340
>>680876760
>>680877326
>>680878371
7/thread is dead

last post i guess then
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>>680880848
dude

I'm piss poor, 40y/o and I've fucked more than 150 women in my time, no hookers.

I'm pasty white.

how the shit can I bag this many chicks, if the only way to get a fuck is by either being black or rich?
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>>680881228
that's what I'm saying, idiot.
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>>680875331
What site is that from?
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>>680881418
you tell me, so I can too.

note: different gen.
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>>680867671
Holy shit, I didn't know you were supposed to press the bone. I have a 6 inch penis now!
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>>680881304
I wanted to post some, but thread is dead indeed
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>>680881423
then you better go start that race war, my cucked Aryan friend. Reclaim your waifus.

regards

Schlomo Finkelschnickelniggerstein
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>>680881781
you don't. It's so fat fucks feel beter about themselves but this length aint functional.
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>>680881510
idunno bro.. I never tried to "have game", I just talked to them, listened.. smiled and shit.

tried not be a douche, actually.
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>>680881510
32 here, I'm not sure how many I've been with but I know it's over 15. Women are dumb as shit. Just act like you have a ton of money and make sure they see you hitting on other women. They're vapid so just play to their shallow ideas of what men are and there you go. Talk as little as you can and always have a smirk on your face like you know something about her your not suppose to know.
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>>680881884
I actually live in the black forest, near Freiburg and have an Aryan ancestry certificate.>>680881790
no it's not.
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>>680881911
fuck. back to 5 and 3/4

You are a cruel, anon
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>>680881911
nah, bone pressed is the length that enters the vagina. Unless you go really, really gentle.
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>>680882072
sounds good.
>>680882072
this too.

but how do you change gears from small talk to intimacy?
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>>680882154
My emotions are so mixed right now
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>>680882100
>Aryan ancestry certificate
holy shit dude, that's something after all. Please post a pic, I've never seen one.
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Took this the other day

8 inches, not sure about girth but definitely above the norm
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>>680882100
>black forest
I've been thinking about visiting there. I want to try real black forest ham instead of that fake shit they sell here in the US.
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>>680881447
the visualiser
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>>680882233
I know that feel, that's how I felt when Johnny Depp hugged me.

sweet double dubs tho
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>>680867671
That's real fuckin NATO.
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7"x5.2".

Wish i had more girth. Only complaint really.

Stuck with it though so no point in getting all out of shape about it i guess.
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>>680882154
the fat pad prevents you from doing that.
>>680882277
you can't be serious. like I'm editing about 50 names right now... no thanks.
>>680882345
It's great but wouldn't say I'd pay for a ticket from the US just for that. The forest is getting lighter and lighter and there is a constant slight radioactive contamination...
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>>680867671
Didnt knew that the bone should be pressed
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>>680882413
The next time a girl asks me how large my penis is I will be sure to tell her 6 inches with confidence. Women's lack of spacial awareness would have allowed me to say that anyway since I was close enough but I hate being dishonest.
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>>680882223
>but how do you change gears from small talk to intimacy?
Toward the end of the night, back her up until her ass is about 4 inches from the wall behind her. Put your hand on her chest under her chin but above her tits and forcefully press her against the wall while kissing her, then say "your place or mine?"..remember smug grin. If she gives you any resistance say "one sec let me grab another beer." then as soon as you get to the bar let her watch you chat up some hottie sitting there. Talk to her until the other comes to get you. Then ask her again, "you ready to get out of here?"
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>>680882796
also, question again:

do penis pumps work?

as you can see I'm very skinny, so loosing fat isn't an option.
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>>680882796
>the fat pad prevents you from doing that.
that's gotta be one helluva hard fat pad, there.
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Mine fits perfectly in a gau 8
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>>680882824
lol i thought it was bam bam bigelo
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>>680882796
>you can't be serious. like I'm editing about 50 names right now... no thanks.
b-but dude
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>>680867671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWd4-Z0xBos
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>>680882861
>Toward the end of the night, back her up until her ass is about 4 inches from the wall behind her. Put your hand on her chest under her chin but above her tits and forcefully press her against the wall while kissing her,

And that little line will get me in jail for harrasment in a university city in 2016.
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>>680882328
Timestamp
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>>680867671
6 inches spot on
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>>680883107
No one asked for it
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>>680883423
just inb4
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>>680867671
Mine is the exact length in your pic and 5in circumfrence. I am content. Are you an AK-47?
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>>680881911
>tfw no fat down there for maximum benis
also, checked
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>>680883106
>in a university city in 2016
Yeah I wouldn't recommend trying to go home with anything at a university at this point and if you do, you need to make sure you get the whole thing recorded. The fake rape thing is so out of control I'd hide cameras all over my apartment before I'd bring back someone to fuck. It's a double edged sward because they want you to just dominate them but the moment they regret it your life is over.

People say check the laws in your area, fuck that shit. I'd rather face charges of wiretapping than be labeled a rapist.
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>>680883838
my man, exactly my opinion.
but for me as a beta, trying to be alpha, not trying to be alpha, not trying to be beta, trying to figure shit out. it's become impossible.
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>>680867671
I'm just a .308 :.(
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>>680867671
45ACP masterrace reporting
pic is me right after i blew my load
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>>680884014
remember to use the bombs on the dinosaur, he hates smoke
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about a hundred dollars
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40mm HE round
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>>680883107
that's a date AND time stamp. get it right or pay the price m9.
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>>680884776
Might as well be a fucking cheese wheel.
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>>680884933
My apologies, I'll remember for next time
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7.8"x6.7"
I don't have much to complain about.
But I do get rejected from time to time because "It's not gonna fit". The consolation prize is usually a handjob (or a blowjob) but I always decline.
High school has been difficult though, got bullied a lot.
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>>680867671
like 1in on a good day
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This one time I was fucking this fat mogolian girl on my bed and the bed frame snapped so we stopped and after that I never spoke to her again. I had that bed for about 6 months after that before I replaced it so for six months every time I laid down in my bed I was at a angle and I would think to myself "god she was fat".

It was a blind date and when she showed up and I seen how big she was, the waitress came back to my table and I pointed right in her face and said "jack and coke, double and tall!"
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>>680885370
oh you poor boy.
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>>680868300
Not sure if you are serious, but it's a bullet caliber.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7.62%C3%9751mm_NATO
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bone pressed 7 1/8
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and 1/8 kek
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7 inches length, dont know about girth
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>>680883107
where in the uk? Wanna get blown?
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8 inch cock reporting in.
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>>680889533
Find a piece of string, shoelace or similar
Wrap it round that beauty
Mark the position on the string
Offer it up to a ruler
Let us know what you get
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>>680887593
suspect measuring skills
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>>680889926
6.5 inches
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>>680890857
impressive
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i'm under the age of 17 (all you get to know) and suprisingly i am 6.3 inches and 5 inches in girth. My family is hispanic and most of us (including me) are very tall
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>>680890701
What are your recommendations desu-senpai
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>>680891558
well we need to see the base of the tape and the base of your dick so we know you haven't added a bit extra on.
And for the girth, the measurement is from where the tape starts, not an inch along.
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>>680892009
My tape doesn't start at 0 so just subtract 1 I guess, also you can see on the first picture my thumb is on the 1 which literally where the tape start (as seen on second picture)
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>>680889541
Scotland

wouldn't mind, if you're game
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>>680892911
well it looks like the tape starts at 0. Like any standard dressmaker's tape measure, it has that metal end which is zero.
But I appreciate that i can subtract the one inch from the 7 making it 6 inches around.
It was probably just envy on my part. It's a good size indeed. How old is the owner?
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>>680867671
Well hello there Mr. Winchester
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>>680893315
Damn, south coast here. It's a beauty but I'm not travelling 800 odd miles to suck it, sorry
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>>680893588
19 good sir
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I know that's supposedly above average, but man it doesn't feel big.

7.25 bonepressed, about 5 girth
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>>680891290
Thanks anon
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>>680891297
6.3" is pretty small dude
-sincerely, 8.3" masterrace
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>>680893969
well you've got a real asset there son. I hope you take every opportunity to flaunt it about and get as much action as you can. That thing needs to be shown off. Moar pics too if you're willing
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7.6x6.1" here
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>>680867671
8.34x6.1in
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>>680893746
Ah shit, no worries haha
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Mine is only 5 inches. It's not thick either. Still, I never had a girl complain. I'm only 5'4" so it doesn't look small on me.
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5.56x45 flacid and
.50 bmg hard
although after i cum i'm a
.22 LR
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>>680895034
i hope you find someone closer to give you the servicing you deserve.
I'm surprised there's not a queue. Perhaps you need to show it off more
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>>680895187
>5'4
>Never had a girl complain

Yeah, because you've never gotten close to one, manlet.
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>>680896066
You'd be surprised.
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>>680867671
7.5. I'm not sure about girth
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>>680895902
Thanks anon haha. Cba getting hard at the moment, here's another from the other day next to my arm to show girth a bit more
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>>680896205
Surprised how much people lie on an anonymous little Chinese girl cartoon website.
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>>680867671

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY
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>>680896824
Nice. My mouth is watering
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>>680895187
nothing wrong with 5 inches.

I am 6.1" x 5.9ish circumference.

my first GF thought 8 was average.
>scarred for life.jpg
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mine
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>>680896824
are you skeletor or just immense rod? I can't tell to be honest.
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>>680894666
One more without the tape
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>>680898236
I'm average build 6'1, not skinny though. Wrists are actually quite thick
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>>680898764
wow your head is so big. Can you cover it with your foreskin when erect or is it too big to fit over?
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this looks alarmingly like my ex. also my ex is the only fag who would put his dick pic in black and white. sam?
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>>680899169
I can't
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>>680869818
.308 here, i like your style
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>>680899309
Thought not. No big deal.
Do you have any pics with your foreskin covering the head? I appreciate they're going to be flaccid pics
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>>680871822
you can be 8" if your dick is average is average
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>>680899885
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>>680901256
nice cock anon.
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>>680882328
shit
how old r u?
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>>680901491
20
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>>680867671
~20cmx10cm
Former's from estimation with a string, latter's from past experience.
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>>680901256
lovely. I'd like to kiss him and watch him grow and swell so the foreskin gradually uncovered that mighty head
I'm getting excited, perhaps I need a cold shower haha. Or your kik :3
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what is the average cock size?
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