Waifu claiming thread.
>EUPHORIC Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Kyouko claimed
>>680849215
another homu thread!
Tenryuu claimed
>>680848126
Hm. We'll see.
>tfw he won't even recognize this place
Hello everybody, hope you day is going well
Claim
>>680849458
Hi Ruri~ How are you?
Went to the store, when I came back, fuck ton of snakes sitting outside the door to my building. Didn't know we even had snakes.
Kurumi Claimed
Miia claim~
Claimed
>>680848788
You know it!
>88
Ayy
>Best idol claimed
Miho claimed
Here comes the bun.
Shiki claimed.
>>680849396
>tfw he won't even recognize this place
Yeah it's a bit sad isn't it.
>>680849632
Marry me snek
>>680849761
do do do doooooo
>>680848839
This... having a secondary way to contact them also helps... or just knowing he doesn't have internet access right now, which as the case.
>>680848728
Yea I hope so too.
>That image is great.
Eh.
>>680848953
I dunno I saw other anons getting heartbroken here before but I can't shake of the idea that is retarded to get hurt for a meaningless virtual relationship.
>>680849316
>>680849351
>>680849355
>>680849384
>>680849387
>>680849396
>>680849458
>>680849503
>>680849583
>>680849600
>>680849632
>>680849667
>>680849702
>>680849729
>>680849761
>>680849776
>>680849786
Welcome back everyone!
Ethan Claimed.
>>680849786
>>680846825
but we both belong to others :o
>>680849761
Tatsuta claimed.
>Lurking and all that.
>>680849868
You like hugs? Me too
>>680850004
U fukin know it
>>680849868
mmmm...i guess, but i think i've made some pretty good friends here...
>>680849954
sachi claim
>>680849396
Does 'he' refer to the 'he' I'm thinking of?
Random question for the thread.
What are your favourite /waifu/ memes?
>bunny anon
>trips anon
>>680850134
Vape naaatiooon
>>680850243
>Syndra x Yume
>>680849583
Hi Kyouko~
I'm doing fine, I did got to sleep a few hours last night, and now I'm just trying to relax for a bit.
I hope you got some rest as well.
Doing well?
>>680850243
Accidental dick.
Not many know that one
>>680850243
Meme's? I don't really know...
I like it when waifu's develop certain, special and unique interactions with eachother.
>>680850243
I liked the Syndra Anon's Trump Edits when those were being posted every thread
>>680850243
Vape nayshe
>>680850334
420
>>680850243
>/waifu/ memes
No.
>>680850334
/\\/
>>680849949
Don't say a word bb its okay
>>680850156
Thats true and im speaking with one of them right now!
>seriously you're awesome, I don't even know how can I show you how grateful I am for meeting you here and having you cheer me up.
>>680850493
Exactly what I was thinking.
mine
>>680850493
>That old /mu/ shitposter
I love that one as well.
>>680850243
>bun
>>680850134
\//\
>>680850243
There's too many.
>>680850678
Pfft, who's that fag?
>>680850416
Fuck you
>>680850474
>
>>680850493
Go to sleep
>>680850611
d'awwww.... that makes me happy homu, im glad i can cheer people up....im glad i met you too, even if you tie me up with a rope sometimes....
>>680850857
>>680850546
>>680850459
I did get some rest, just watching Jojo at the moment.
>a few hours
That doesn't sound too good, hope it was a good sleep atleast!
late claim
Did I miss something good?
Yukari Akiyama claimed. >>680849729
Nishizumi-dono is claimed as well. Excellent taste, sir. **fedora tipping ensues**
>>680850590
o-okay
>>680850782
hi bunny anon!!!!!
>>680850927
i was just kidding syndra
>please don't kill me...
>>680850416
That one is rough and I feel for Yume...
>>680850474
Yea the gifs were pretty good.
>>680850479
\//\
>>680850857
Sorry but seeing you with this theme I instantly remembered Kirino anon copy pasta.
C.C. Claim
>>680850460
>holding hands
>>680850206
Depends. Who are you thinking of?
>>680850958
>sometimes
Every night. But maybe we could rethink about it...
Claimed
>>680851124
>fedora
But what about your fluffy hair?
>>680850782
I tried to warn you guys.
>>680850883
rip
>>680851147
i can say i've felt her pain, but in real life lol, it's a shakespearean kinda feel....
>>680851146
No promises
>>680851219
Hey ccv2
>>680850243
Hating on cowtits over here
>>680849215
In chispajuan, this post is for cristal gems
>>680850782
!!!
>>680851146
>>680851371
>>680851250
Maybe, Kongou(?)
Chara claimed
Determined to post
>>680851415
Rude.
>>680851147
Ok...
>>680851498
100 points
>>680851343
Beanie>Fedora
>>680849215
Dibs
>>680851331
r-really?!?! i would like that!!!
>>680851141
>licks snek
>>680850782
Spooked
>>680851146
You gonna get that unleashed power now
>>680851631
back off, already claimed
>>680851371
Is self criticism not your thing?
Oh well, I am now going to sleep, it was a long day.
>>680851463
>
>>680851585
Oh snap that's a little bit too lewd
>>680851463
Tits.
>>680851533
Hey there Chara, how are you?
>>680851858
I'd fuck everyone in this pic tbh
>>680851841
Good night, glad you arrived safely.
>>680851377
He was here yesterday at morning and he was doing pretty good saying how he improved his life and shit and that leaving /waifu/ was the best thing he did. Was nice talking with him.
>>680851415
DFC for lyef.
>>680850883
You cum so fast?
Imagine, she do not need to touch for to shoot your gun.....you what i say...
>>680851545
It's time for be happy galko
>>680851862
Heya Kyouko
>woah, wait, are you new?
I'm fine, thanks. Just wasting a bit time before going to bed. What about you?
>>680851463
3lewd
>>680851658
But I still can't trust you in your sleep, what do you think about separating the bed like this?
>Homu
>>680851671
lewd! and sticky
>>680851957
Especially joji-chan
Top tier waifu
>>680851250
I'm sure you love that one, Vigil.
> ...Oh, and I hope you're doing well.
>>680851086
Watching Jojo? that's pretty nice.
And I'm glad you got some sleep as well, you went to bed pretty late.
>hope it was a good sleep atleast!
It was pretty good, thank you for worrying~
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREAKS! OH MY GOD! FREEEAAAKS! IT IS EMBARRASSING TO BE OF THE SAME RACE AS YOU FREAKS! YOU FUCKING FREAKS!
>>680851998
well that's good to hear! it seems like there's a lot of miracle stories happening now....im sorry about those missed trips though
>>680851533
He is javier bardem from no country for old men?
>>680851584
I should get a job as a detective, the department could really use someone with skillset.
Is he really coming back though?
>>680851737
>>680851842
>>680851862
>Tits
>>680852161
Oh man, look at this feet !
>>680852150
Ethan <3
>>680852059
Ohai my dear psychologist, how are you doing?
>>680852217
Only me not getting any miracles.
>unless we count you as one
>>680852105
u-umm...that's fine, not exactly what i had in mind...but it's better than the rope!!!
>i can only imagine the life of the pour soul that is married and owns a bed like this.....
>>680851957
>Tsuyu
Obligatory claim.
>tip your fedora
I kept tipping it but it didn't help.
In the end I started putting a book under it so it won't overheat. Notebooks, what can you do.
>>680851463
>>680852430
lewd
>>680852113
Lots of reptilian on amphibian action happening here too
>>680852264
>my skillset
It's been a long day.
Just a Hoshii Miki claim passing through
>>680852059
I'm doing good, thanks!
>woah, wait, are you new?
Been posting for a week now, so I guess I'm still fairly new.
>>680852161
>you went to bed pretty late.
Eh, I'm used to it by now, but I'll try to fix my schedule sooner or later.
>>680852430
>They grow bigger every post.
>mfw
>>680852534
Yea... it doesn't even look removable, not very pratical when you're actually going to do it.
>>680852264
He's back, whether or not that means he'll also return to the thread I have no idea. Presumably have some IRL stuff to sort out first and just wanted to give a quick sign of life on Telegram.
>>680852654
Having a good time?
>>680852113
>>680852686
S-Sorry I just really really like the snek ;^;
FAGGOT FREAKS ROLE PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER IN THE SHOES OF FAKE CARTOON GIRLS. FUCKING FREEAAAKS!
>>680852000
>>680852686
>felt like a peach face
>>680852760
>I'm still fairly new.
You might be new but you already earned your place here.
>>680852492
>Psychologist
Hobby Psychologist, but thanks.
Doing fine, thank you
>>680852262
I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>680852760
Aha~ I see, welcome to /waifu/ then. Enjoy your stay. You'll never leave.
Also, nice waifu
>>680852492
i believe in you homu, you just gotta hang in there....life will get better for you soon
>you being born was a miracle...you just gotta get your life rolling, not to sound cheesy or anything...
>>680852686
the best
>>680852885
I really like the frog .///.
>>680852796
It looks removable. It's not fully connected at the foot of the bed, and at the front you can see a screw
Empty bag of quavers claimed
>>680852104
>talks about lewd
>uses vacuum cleaner for hickies
>frow up cuz deepthroat giant cucumber
Oh, Tomo... There are better things to practice on
I can show you
>>680852654
Hey hand-kun, what's up?
>>680853004
>
How do tou remember this?
>>680852861
Mhmm, might make coffee soon.
You?
>>680853097
2lewd
>>680852796
it's a very strange bed....or a sad man's bed lol
>>680852686
>>680852760
>flop
>>680852826
This helps put things into perspective. I wonder if he'll return for good or not, or how he is going to react to the way these have evolved.
I'm going to go visit my dad at the hospital now, I have decided, before going to sleep. See you around.
>>680852885
>>680853047
>>680853360
2lewd4me
>>680853263
>not tea
Triggered
Trying to "sleep" because its almoust 2am
>>680853004
>You might be new but you already earned your place here.
Eh, thanks Homu!
>>680853020
Thank you~
Chara is pretty cute aswell, gotta say!
>>680853360
>Still growing
>mfw
>>680853360
woah, boobers
>>680853547
I didn't even post anything lewd ._.
>>680853544
Bye.
>>680853354
Get rekt.
>>680853200
Yikes.
>>680853544
Good luck my nigga.
>>680853020
Good to know, these threads don't even feel the same without you being as active as you used to but I guess you're actually doing something of your life.
>>680853041
Thats just the right ammount of cheesy for me to enjoy. And yea I might be in a downtime period but I still have ropes and time to pull my life into a better direction.
>>680853079
This makes me a little less worried about those who had to buy it for the sake of their wife.
>>680852928
>>680853544
See you later, Tats. Stay safe.
>>680853574
Can't sleep when you're on your phone.
I like tea, but I like coffee more. No offense to you though, Teamaster.
>>680853245
Not much, man. You?
It's getting kinda late here
Not sure if I should stay a little bit more
>>680853245
I remember everything...
>>680853354
>chuckled irl
>>680853356
At least he is not single...
>>680853574
>Earl Grey
Tea is my morning thing, alcohol at night
also alcohol during the day
and mid-day
alcohol is my water some times
>>680853905
Stop using veggies! Those are for your cooter to kiss
not your mouth
>yikes
also fuck you
>>680853907
i want things to go good for you homu....good people deserve good things....that's what i've always thought, if you wanna talk about anything, just ask,,,okay?
>>680853047
>>680853638
I know. People often think I'm the most hardcore undertale fag (I'm just a mediocre undertale fag) but I choose Chara cuz of cuteness~
>>680853907
>Actually doing something with my life
HA! I wish... I jsut got invited a lot recently. To a sleepover. I'll be a bit more active in the future
>>680852161
Well enough.
>I appreciate it.
>>680854061
That's lewd...
>>680853805
Just a precaution
>>680854061
>lewd
>>680854083
I survived a trip to the kitchen and ate some pasta, not much else
>>680854119
Well then you know too much and must be disposed of
>>680854176
>>680854083
I blame you for this
>>680854120
>>680854423
>>680854061
Too lewd.
>>680853638
>hugbox intensifies
>>680854162
Sure man, and I hope you realize this goes the same way for you.
>>680854120
Fuggin rekt.
>>680854369
>>680854701
Time2fap
>>680853547
>>680853638
>>680853799
>>680854554
>>680854593
thanks homu, you're so easy to talk to
>>680854198
Whelp... going to sleepovers can be so much more productive than spending a night on 4chan, even if it is incredibly relaxing to be here.
>>680854387
Bring it on peachgirl.
Chara do the hug thing
>>680854981
>>680854981
>>680854981