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Hey, /b/ro's. I found this reptile bro chilling in my window
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Hey, /b/ro's. I found this reptile bro chilling in my window and put him in a box. Probably not going to keep him, but I am wondering what sort of lizard he is. So if you all know anything about zoology, I would appreciate it.

Bonus: Get trips and decide what I do with him.
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Stroke his head pls
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>>680836650

Looks like some kind of skink.
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>>680836650
Take care of it and love it
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>>680836650
Looks like The blue tailed lizards I'd catch in Georgia as a kid. Maybe that will help. They looked sleak like he does.
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>>680836650
Looks like a type of Skink, brah.
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>>680836650
Cut off his tail and take care of him for a few weeks to see if it grows back.
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>>680836650
what state
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>>680836650

It's a common garden skink.
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>>680836650
Cut his tail off.
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>>680836650
Jizz on him.
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>>680836650
let it go
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https://www.flickr.com/photos/128203159@N06/16977826879
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>>680836855
Checked Google, those blue tailed lizards were a type of Skink.
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>>680837088
Rolling
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Fun. In the event that I keep the yet to be named Mr. Skink, what do they eat that I could easily acquire?
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>>680836650

I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like some type of skink.
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>>680836650
looks like a droptail, see if it's tail pops off? and also feed it small bugs and film it?
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make it bite your foreskin
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>>680837088
Roll
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>>680837186
Grasshoppers and crickets, beetles. Bugs you could find in a garden that crawl.
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>>680837227
roll
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>>680836650
Anole. Female. See those long toes. Used for gripping trees branches. The deep brown coloring help its camouflage. Let it lose near tree. Not in the grass. She will be easy picking for birds if you do.
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Common garden skink. Jizz on him and let him go.
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Keep it
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>>680837186
Also, let it bite your nipple, it will clamp on and won't let go unless you hold its head under water. Most of the time.
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Space program
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>>680837227
do this
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>>680837039
Rollinggggg
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bbq it
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>>680837348

Anole

Lmao
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>>680837348
Very informative. Thanks, anon. I'll do that in a short while, then. Got to get some pictures for posterity.
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set up a nice room for it, and worship it give it what wants and let it live a fullfilling life
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>>680837456
Rawl
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>>680837446
Do this op
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>>680837227
please i want to see this
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>>680837553
roll
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>>680837553
roll
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Throw it on the stove
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>>680837528

It's not anole.

You have already been told it's a common garden skink.
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>>680837553
save the lizard, roll
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>>680837672
Roll
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>>680837227
JUST DO IT
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>>680837714
rollio
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>>680837672
Op do this or you're a bitch for the rest of your life
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>>680837777
WINRARRRR
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>>680837777
WINRAR!
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>>680837522
That is what it is, moron. Would you like more information ? I will happily indulge you,.
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For all you newfags rolling, kill yourselves. Stop posting, and lurk m0ar.
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>>680836650
lick him
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kill it with your dick and post it
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Skink. Anole. Same difference. I'm just going to put it on a tree unless trips get.
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>>680837777
do it op, let the lizard live! We need to give it a name now
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that's a reptile
im a reptiles scientister
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>>680837777
gay get
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Trips decides name
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>>680837851
>>680837841
Newfags don't know how to get.
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Lizard in pooper
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>>680838021
lizzy
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space program
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Quads have spoken. Lizard lives! Dubs name it now.
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>>680837858

It looks nothing like an anole you stupid cunt.
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let it go you skrub
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>>680838165
jasmine
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>>680838165
table call it table
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>>680838284
roll
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>>680838165
Tyrone
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>>680838284
rolll
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>>680838284
fucking table the lizard
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>>680838165

That's a better angle. Look at the head shape and coloring. It's a skink.
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>>680838284
roll
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>>680838336
Reroll
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>>680838222
Welp that was fast
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>>680838222
checked
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>>680838367
roll
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>>680838222
Thats trips not dubs and jasmine is afaggots name
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TABLE THE LIZARD
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>>680838467
the dubs is inside the trips?
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>>680836650
Let him crawl up your ass
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>>680838487
fuck jasmine
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>>680838398
Tyrone get
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>>680838165
Save does not mean to let it live, Save can mean to kill it to put it out of the misery of this awful world. so yes, do save it op. save it by sending it to the depths of hell; which is still better than earth.
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>>680836650
Were do you live. State and town?
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OP don't be a cunt, don't call it jasmine
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>>680836650
Put tuxedo and top hat on it
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table the lizard!
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Mr. Skink is now officially silly named Jasmine. Sadly, Jasmine has escaped from the box and ran out into my yard. Let's give it a very 4chan send off to its newly regained freedom.
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>>680838595
Exactly, call it Tyrone
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laughing my fucking arse off here, i named it after me. jasmine the fucking lizard, fuck you all
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>>680838165
Dog
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>>680838726
no call it table
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How do we know OP didn't just have these images from something else, motherfucking tits and timestamp with lizard in photo.
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>>680838734
Breasts or go somewhere else
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>>680838734
>>680838734
>>680838734
>>680838734
>>680838734
go away
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>>680838847
It's tits or gtfo. Fucking pleb.
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>>680838643
This. After you do so release him into the wild so he can bring sophistication to the otherwise savage outside world. Soon he shall be pimping out lizardettes and checking his pocket watch wondering where his money is. One day you'll see him while out for a stroll. You'll walk together for a time while he walks next to you sporting his new cane. Hell give you $2000 and tell you it's a small thank you for helping him get where he is in life. After words he will scuttle back to the savage lands and tip his hat to you like a true Fedora lording faggot.
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>>680838847
>Newfag
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>>680838841
While you make a fair point, you'll find these images nowhere else. At the very least they are pictures that I took at some point, even if bit today as I claim.
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>>680837675
Look at the toes, man. I never seen a garden skink with such long toes. I am on the fence with this. Can you get a better picture anon? Too fuzzy. I know it's female though by the strip running down its back.
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torture it somehow
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>>680838433
That should be the dub winwar name the lizard "Checked"
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