>>680832825
Your fault for being a fucking disgusting faggot

OP you're a disgusting animal. Serves you right

>>680832825
i just dont understand why people dont clean their dick, do you just go in the shower, let the water run over your head and then go out? disgusting fuck.

Yeah I'm calling bullshit, smegma takes a few seconds to clean off. Then again I don't go for like 3 years without washing myself, so I guess there's that.

>>680832922
>>680833168
I never thought anything like this would ever happen so I never cared about my dirty ass dick

>>680833259
Fucking hell you're dumb.

>>680833239
I know, I clean my dick often now. But I had NEVER washed the smegma from my dick. It was literally solid and attached to my dick.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CO9q6zBg4ek

>>680833367
Did you just never fap at all or something? I can't even imagine how anyone could let it go that far.

>>680832825
Ew you disgusting white trash shitlord. With your fucking luck, you would of gotten her pregnant. Maybe it was a good thing you didn't wash your cock.

>>680832825
Please get your shit cut or actually take care of your fucking cock. Please.

>>680833672
I fapped all the time. I never felt and inconvenience from having a dick caked in smegma.

>>680833704
I'm actually a spic. All my friends are white though.

>>680832825
Wow, you are pathetic, it takes like 30 seconds to clean your dick, what the fuck took you so longy

>accidentally scratch my sensitive dick with my nail and it starts bleeding a little bit
FUUUCK, GOD DAMN IT OP

>>680834052
This was years build up of smegma. It was literally rock solid matter that was attached to my dick.

>>680834006
Still, you are filthy as fuck. No sense of hygiene at 18? Holy fuck. You probably didn't brush or floss your teeth correctly either. Most likely didn't even was your beaner ass. There is no way that girl was sober when she was sucking your shitgrinder of a mouth.

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>>680832825
Jesus christ op.
The reason you're still a virgin is because you're a fucking slug.
If you can let your dick get that fucking gross, I can't even begin to imagine how disgusting your personality is.
You probably think happy people are faggots, popular people are cheating at life and no one understands how far superior your intellect is.

tl;dr
op is a dirty cock.

Thank god I'm cut, never even had to worry about that shit. I just cleaned my handsome member like a normal human being.

>>680834313
Actually my hygiene was always good. I did brush and floss. I have/had the whitest teeth in the game. I never cared about my dick for some reason though, mostly because I never thought I'd actually get laid

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Did it look worse than this?

Just shared this over on /v/ so I thought I would share here too!

>Be about two years ago
>Destiny comes out
>It's all hyped up so I go to the midnight release
>Standing in line and there are a shit ton of people
>They are handing out shitty gross pizza from pizza hot and shit
>They have some lame ass DJ there
>Midnight rolls around and the open the doors
>everyone starts cheering and clapping and shit
>Start to cringe a little
>DJ turns on Mr. brightside
>"Destiny is calling me!"
>cringing so bad I almost have to leave
>Get home with game
>realize its shit
>go to bed

>>680835387
A lot worse tbh

>>680832825
shit nigga, this is why I always wash my dick before I go out anywhere and I'm as permavirgin as they get

>>680832825
this is literally why people get circumsized, us cutfags dont have to deal with any of that gross bullshit and girls love a clean dick

>mfw my foreskin doesnt roll back far enough for me to clean my smegma

>>680835924
are you me?

>>680835774
I'm uncut and I get basically zero smegma buildup, because I spend a very small amount of time cleaning it.
>>680835924
practice pulling it back then. With enough effort it will pull back. Just don't be a little pussy about it.

>>680835924
>>680835977
just get taht shit trimmed you nasty fucks

>>680836116
as a cutfag i have no knowledge of this process, can you explain what it takes to clean? do you have to use a q tip ? is it like getting the crust out of your belly button?

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>>680836116
but what if my foreskin rips?
does not sound like a pleasant experience

>>680836273
>>680836116
also does it have to be hard first when you clean or what? how often do you need to clean to maintain it without cheese?

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>>680836273
YOU WERE MUTILATED
DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE MUTILATED
UNCUT IS BETTER ITS MORE SENSITIVE
CIRCUMCISION IS MUTILATION
YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY AT YOUR PARENTS

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>>680832825
>10 minutes later, dick still caked with smegma

>>680836273
You literally pull the foreskin back and clean it off, it's not rocket science. The foreskin pulls back far enough that it actually looks very similar to cut.
>>680836408
Doesn't have to be hard, no.

>>680835710
it was all for you.
the others didnt need the Bait

>>680836279
Just do it one or more times a day and go further and further each time if you are really worried.

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>>680836827
>it actually looks very similar to cut

>>680836827
so if its so easy why did OPs story say he couldnt get it clean in time after taking a shower even? as a cutfag i dont know how this shit works but it sounds like a pain in the ass

>can't pull my foreskin back
>just work everything to the front while hard and gets out the small amount that gets produced

Do I count as clean?

>>680836964
It does if it's pulled all the way back way past the head.

>>680837009
Because OP was a dumb faggot, he said it himself.

>>680837009
OP here, because i had a life time build up of smegma. It was rock solid matter attached to my dick.

>>680837140
how the fuck can someone be smart enough to use a computer and post on /b/ but not know how to wipe shit off a dick in a shower?

there has to be more to cleaning uncut dicks than you are letting on

>>680833259
Dude what the hell, it's your own fucking body, you don't have to go all beauty queen about it but at least make sure it's hard for fucking mushrooms to grow on your penis.

>>680837172
so how did you remove it? also why didnt you jsut fuck the girl without cleaning, how would she notice if you have foreskin over it anyway and she was drunk?

>>680837274
Because OP is trolling hard you dumb faggot lol

>>680837274
I'm just as baffled as you, believe me.

>>680837274
if you dont pull back your foreskin for a long time, it gets more and more difficult and painful to pull back. at that point you dont want to pull it back because its a bitch, but thats exactly what is making the problem worse.

how the fuck are you this dense

>>680837390
Foreskin doesnt stay covering the head...

Is it summer right now? What the fuck is happening.

>>680837390
Eventually got rid of it after picking on it enough. Because not only did she want to fuck, but she wanted to suck my dick. I'm pretty sure she was sober.

>>680832825
"come join me in the shower femanon" you fucking dumb autist

>>680837552
So glad I am mutilated

>>680834245
no this is bait, that cant be real

>>680837909
Don't wash your dick for a few years and see for yourself.

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This is how far you can pull back the foreskin. Like I said, not rocket science to clean it.

>>680835924
You can stretch it out, takes a few weeks but fixes the problem in 99% of the cases. Pull it back every day a little bit further, it should not hurt (when the skin gets little cracks it could get worse and/or infected). Do it in the bathtub when the skin is softer and more elastic than usual or use some cream with dexpanthenol that helps too.

>>680838499
that looks cut

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>>680838747
Not cut, just took it.

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>>680832825
lol, wish you cuck boys were circumcised now? It's nice not having to worry about smegma.

>>680838674
im really glad i dont have to worry about my dick getting infected just because i touched it a certain way

>>680838903
You will never feel how good it feels to fuck your own foreskin. It's basically a pussy on your dick.

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>>680838499
>>680838747
Here it is without pulling it back.
>>680839315
Also this

Itt Jew's baiting /b/tards

>>680838950
Normally you won't have to worry about it, the foreskin should (after a certain age) retract without problem, you only have to be careful if it doesnt, forcing it back like some other anon suggested is probably not a good idea. But once its possible to pull the foreskin back (after stretching) you won't have to be extra careful or anything.

>>680836561
If women preferred uncircumcised cocks you would find dildos with foreskin. You never have seen a dildo with foreskin have you?

>>680841177
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/dildo-sex-toys/realistic-dildos/sp-uncut-emperor-pure-skin-dildo-99134.aspx

>>680839761
Lol look at that belly and small ass beaner dick that looks like a depressed balloon.

Kek you should not be showing that to anyone.

>>680841177
Most men are uncircumcised.

>>680841342
Wow that's literally like 1% of dildos. Tells you how in demand loose skin cocks are in demand

>>680841458
Not my belly lol, pelvic region.

>>680832825
And this is why cutfags are a billion times better

>>680841686
Harder to make and maintain. also require more cleaning. Foreskin works better as living tissue.

>>680841500
Makes sense why most men have problems getting laid. Uncut cocks are gross hygienically and they are aesthetically repulsive as they look like anteaters. Which really sucks because a lot of the hottest traps are Latin but unfortunately they almost always have uncut cocks. Stops me every time.

>>680842061
Is fapping to traps gay? They have to look REALLY feminine for me to like them, but they do, my dick is diamonds

>>680841689
Wow if your fupa is that fat your belly must be enormous. No wonder your dick appears so small half of it is engulfed in fupa fat. Lose some weight anon.

>>680842061
It's like you think women see your dick immediately once you start talking to them. If you get them in bed, it doesn't matter whether you are cut or uncut usually.

>>680842325
Sorry mate. You're a faggot.

>>680842368
I'm less than 170 lbs, just haven't trimmed pubes for a while.

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>>680832825
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>680842325
Being gay to me is wanting to be in a relationship with someone who identfies as the same gender as you. A dick on a chick is not gay if you suck it imo

>>680841177
Dildos with foreskin do exist, but I think they are hardly ever produced because the production process is a lot more expensive. I'd buy one if I ever saw one. That women in the US prefer circumsized cocks is just cultural bias... They don't know anything else and don't know that sex with an intact penis feels better because the guy isn't scraping all the moisture out of her... They are brainwashed to think it's better or more hygienic or something... Ok in case of OP thats true but normally a person should have enough common sense to take care of their genitals. Also, even I as a femanon think it's strange that this (not even true) "But wominz like it better hurr durr" argument seriosly counts for guys... I mean come on I would be pretty pissed if my parents had something cut off from me only because "guys preferred it"... wtf? Its the guys dick, not the womans and theres obviously a reason that guys are born with a foreskin.

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>>680834499
Witnessed

>>680832825
>ive never washed under my foreskin
wut? doesn't it get in the way while jacking off or something? did the smell never get to you?

>>680832825
haha fake

>>680843068
It never got in the way because I never pulled my foreskin back all the way. I either didn't smell anything or I got used to the smell.

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>>680843046
Tits or gtfo

Then we might listen to your opinion on cocks

>>680843647
Kek. I wasn't attention-whoring but instead providing information. Do want you want with it, just wanted to say that I'm actually sorry that guys in the US have to deal with this circumsizing-bullshit. Also it was the first time I ever stated my gender one here, I normally don't for obvious reasons but it was actually relevant in this context for the first time.

>>680844515
Your gender is not relevant at all. Nobodies is. We're all anon. That's the point. You brought it up and now you must tits or gtfo. If not, everything you said will be taken as bullshit just for this reason. So now tits or gtfo.

>>680838950
circumcisions NEVER get infected

>>680844946
Sigh... All this newfaggery... I'm outta here, have fun with your mutilated cock.

>>680832825
ITT we learn to clean our cocks

>>680845735
hahahahahahahah went from cringe story time to cleaning our cocks 101 hahahahhaa oh fuck

So you choose not to wash your dick ever?

Did u bring a towel?

I've got one. Making out with girl in car. She goes for my pants. Dick is chaffed from mastubation, flip over n eat her out ftl

Uncircumcised olddfag here, 29. I have been in this situation but it literally take like 10 seconds to do. All uncircumcised newfags, please wash under your foreskin daily. Get a sensitive facewash and use that, soap helps.

>>680841458
i really dont wanna see your fat smelly ass body tbh.
insulting others online wont change your ugly appearance.

Once tried to sleep with a girl that was wearing a trilby/fedora. Couldn't get hard so asked to turn lights on. Had a Banksy rat-policeman graffiti tattoo and the Matrix numbers tattoo on her side. Turned the lights off and fell asleep.

>>680846443
The cringiest part of this is the next day I told this guy what we'd done n he says " if Ne1 asks, u tried to fuck her"

>>680846881
Or maybe how before we went to my car we were grinding front to front @ a party

>>680846881
His name is max lalonde.

>>680832825
hahahahahhahahaha uncut fags BTFO

>>680847687
Hold up I'll grt his fb if Sum1 will post on his wall, "if Ne1 asks u tried to fuck her"

>>680836561
But I'm not mad at them because I don't give a shit that I got circumcised

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>>680838499
That mushroom dick

this whole guy is cringe
max.lalonde.9 is his Facebook

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>>680839761
Damn dude you got a baby dick.

>>680848008
>>680848658

>>680848781
It's soft, grows way bigger, like most dicks

>>680842706
You must be like 5'2" then cause you're fat as fuck.

seriously every1 in this thread add max.lalonde.9 on Facebook @ post "if anyone asks, you tried to fuck her" all over his shit

>>680848968
5'10"

>>680835725
Can we get an example image of how bad it was?

>>680832825
it takes you longer than 25 minutes to clean the gunk out of your foreskin?

all uncut should be put in jail.

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>>680832825

>18 years old
>4 years later
>23 years old

something doesnt add up here

>>680848968
Can confirm, I'm a 5'3" asian manlet and I'm fat at 130lbs