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Ever tried anal?
Stories from girls ans boys alike are welcome
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It's okay but the preparations are a bitch, unless you want muddy willy or painal
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>>680822611
This.
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>>680822309
used to get fucked with a strap-on by my ex. never experienced a better orgasm than prostate massage
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>>680822611
Correct
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>>680822309
>be me, 22
>crazy girlfriend is willing
>start plowing her prone style
>she starts saying
>get this
>she starts saying
>fuck me daddy like you just don't care
>fuck me daddy like you just don't care
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>>680823305
How awkward was it?
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>>680822611
>muddy willy
I reckon if you're not ok with this you shouldn't do anal at all.
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>>680823305
still hot
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>>680822611
Fuck vegan chicks, or girls who eat pretty well, and it rarely even smells bad. Some chicks who eat the American diet, though, you might as well stick your dick in a jar of rank, three-day-old shit.
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>>680823305
was it like she was singing it? Or just straight saying it?
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>>680823400
diamonds
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>>680823305
I would of gone into "drill fuck mode" in an instant.
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>>680823544
kind of mutter, whispering
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Cleaning isn't necessary if you wrap it, and use lots of lube and be slow.
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>be 16
>gf is 16
>she's really kinky, and I'm bi
>she says she wants me to make a guy gay
>there's a guy in the year blow us that has a crush on her
>she messes with him and says she'll blow him, but only if he lets me fuck him first
>he agrees
>fuck him pretty hard, he bled, was running down his leg
>she made fun of him and called him a faggot
>she didn't blow him
>he cried when I told him that I came inside of him
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GF and me do it from time to time, lube is mandatory or at least a lot of saliva, in the begining she wasn't relaxed enough because kinda afraid, now she even enjoys it, especially when she gets rubed big time.
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>>680823645
I don't know if that's ever a good idea in an ass hole unless you want to drive her for an awkward trip to the emergency room or are getting paid to do it in a movie.
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>>680822611
Bullshit. She doesnt prepare and its clean.
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>>680823870
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>>680824023
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>>680823870
you win the game on manlyness.
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Not the greatest story detail wise but...

First time I did anal with a chick I put my dick just on the outside of her ass. I gently slid the tip in, didn't want to cause any pain. But then she slowly pushed all the way back to my pelvis. And I mean all the way balls deep. She came within the first minute. I wish I could do more anal with her
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>>680823402

I don't mind if there's just some few drops and color and stuff but I really don't want to hit anything smushy with my dick. Proper enema and cleaning is enough but it's such a chore.
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Ι used to really want try anal since i had my first boners.
>Gf of 1 year and i start to fucking with her mind for anal.
>She one day tells me that we can have anal if she first will finger my ass and she says it while fingering her pussy totally horny.
>I look at her and i think about it while she giggles
>i tell her no fuck it
>days pass by i constantly think about it
>We had sex many times no word about anal
>one day i really blueball her about anal
>finaly she says ok but be gentle
>we get in the shower
>we wash together her asshole (its clean anyway)
>i put some lube and sampoo on my cock and her asshole and we had wet to the living room
>doggy style
>i slowly insert my penis head SOTIGHT.JPG
>she moans and begs me to stop
>i thrust one time slowly get half cock inside
>she almost cries
>i thrust 2-3 times half cock in mycockisdiamondsbynow.jpg
>she starts crying
>i pity her and tell her i m stoping
>shes says i love you baby sorry i cant do it
>i tell her no problem
>she gives me a mad bj and reverse cowgirl to say sorry
next story
>broke up with this girl
>i really want to try anal all the way
>pay a hooker i cant wait to find a girl
>fuck her asshole but with condom
>so dry even with lube so open i m bored
>ffs i must find a gf into anal....
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>>680823870
That kid will grow up to genocide gays
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>>680824444
Holy Mother of quads
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>>680824595
>shampoo
why would you ever
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>>680822309
Tried it when I was 14

Didn't like it at first, now when I sodomise myself in the shower I hate to do it after I'm 100% done cleaning myself because cumming from anal makes my legs quiver like hell
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>>680824790
given that was 8 years a go, so he's 23 now, I think I would have heard if he was going on a rampage
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>>680823870 your sexual fantasies xD faggot
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>>680823305

Did she also tell you to throw your hands in the air?
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>>680825156
14!! holy shit
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>ever tried anal
I held a girls hand once
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Every week or so. Sometimes more depending on if the wife is into it at the time. I'm super into it.

If you're worried about shit, well it just comes with the territory. Deal with it. The human body is generally disgusting anyway. Just start real slow, eat her ass first to get her loose and let her set the pace.

When they get super into there's nothing better. Best orgasm you'll ever have.
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>>680822611
diet and how well you poop.
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>>680826047
Fiber helps a lot.
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>>680822309
fucked 2 girl in the ass, one said she felt no pleasure, the other (the one I still fuck), prefers anal to the vag, she cums very quick and says that women who don't feel anal pleasure are either full of complexes or don't trust the partner enough
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>>680823535
I've experienced the opposite
>high protein dieters have less stinky farts
>yfw vegan farts are the worst of the worst
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Have had ravenous anal with this woman since the first or second time we fucked. She almost always lets me. Both holes are insanely tight, she does the whole kegel thing regularly. Only problem is she is kind of a nut, so we broke up, but she is still down for D pretty much all the time. The other day she comes to my apartment for some morning nookie and I'm railing her and it just fucking reaks like shit baking in the summer sun. We are in the dark so I can't see all the way. Feel something spray my balls, thought she had squirted. So we keep doing our thing, the smell is killing it for me. I can't cum and give up. Turn on the light to go clean up and there is doody fukan everywhere, its on my cock. It's on my fucking balls. On the bed. She had like shit sprayed me like basting a demonic turkey. First and last time it has ever happened though. Pic related
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Getting pegged is the best Op. Had many gfs all done anal one 1 loved anal the rest was cool with it everyone once a month. You need lube of your getting drilled go clean your asshole out. Of not someone will hit brown oil.
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I fucked a chubby chick up the ass once. She farted loudly on my dick a few times when I went balls deep. Felt good man. Never fucked her again though, she was embarrassed as hell.
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>>680822611
>>680822611

i regularly fuck my wife in the ass

so long as she has a shit earlier in the day and washes her asshole with wetwipes before the sex its fine

we use vaseline and i usually warm her up by massaging and fingering her asshole while she rubs her clit beforehand
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>>680826393
This is a green text fap story for everyone that's hot
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>>680826942
Agree when a lady farts during anal it's hot. Not into farting but knowing she can't stop it drives me crazy. ATM is great also.
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>>680826344
Fuck off shillbot. Stop stealing dubs you negro
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>>680824023
True post though, I fucked my gf many times in the ass, all she ever did about preparations was to go taking a shit before. If the ass wasn't ready it simply wasn't
Fucking asses is about opportunities
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Love anal. Love shoving my tongue I'm her mouth knowing I'm xraming that canal from each end. Fucked my then virgin wife in all her holes on the first date. Had to marry that woman.
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>>680826942
What did that feel like?
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>>680828778
The ass feels really really warm. But mostly it was just hot to see her embarrassed and trying to cover up her farts with moaning. Her face was beet red lol
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we're up for trying anal with my gf. she has had experience of that with her ex. it didnt go that well because she had some sort of hemoroids or shit like that, i dont know. should i go for it? i told her that if it turned out bad, she would at least let me cum in her butt
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>>680822611
some gay /b/tard posted the steps of how he goes through preping for a good fuck session, and i remeber it was pretty fucking lengthy. anal looks great in porn because they can edit, but go read/watch pornstars talk about their worst experince on set. some serious horror stories that really turned me off from anal porn.
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>>680822309
I'm half a fag and fucking in the ass is p nice if you have good lube and taking is kinda underwhelming for what some make it out to be
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>gf wanted to try because I'm into anal
>first time was not so good for her
>few weeks later we tried again with shitty tons of lube
>she was horny and it was really good
>she squirted while i was fingering her
>came few seconds later because really horny
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How does the insides of a shithole feel different from pussy?
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>>680831253
it depends. my gf got a really tight pussy and there's not so much difference.
the problem with anal is that you can't going as fast as when you're in her pussy
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>>680831478
To not hurt her, I assume?

Still sounds hot to watch and feel your dick slowly disappear into her asshole.
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>>680831253
It's hard to explain. The initial "ring" of muscle is quite tight but after that not as tight as a pussy (imo). The texture is different too.

I think the attraction of anal is more psychological than physical.
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A bitches asshole is nice. At first. It so fucking tight and eat your dick. But once your in their it's like empty. I prefer the walls of the pussy. It's fun to dip in her butt. But pussy most the time.
Butt fucked 5 girls
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My first time having sex with my bf was anal and it felt great. It didn't hurt at all and it surprised me, since I have read a lot of girls' confessions that it's so painful.
On the other hand hving vaginal sex for first time hurt like hell and I needed to ask my bf to slow down really much.
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>>680831978
Plus I like to hear a bitch in pain while I fuck her so ass is good for that.
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>>680831978
this.

It's fun to put it in, ehhh to fuck.
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>>680832131
The smell tho...I hate the smell. And I have had shit on my dick after and I'm not down with that.
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>>680823870
holy fuck man
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>>680831978
>>680832131
>>680832298
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Husband and I both do it to each other, kinda wish I had a real penis, would be even more fun. The secret is gradually stretch like you would ear gauges and lots of lube.
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>>680831720
>>680831978
>>680832238

i must be lucky. my wife's asshole is tight as a drum for at least a few inches deep

much better sensation imo. its also, i feel, way more intimate to fuck ass. the level of trust she places and the debasement she will endure for you pleasure makes it very satisfying on all levels
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It's mostly overrated. Done it, came inside, all that stuff, girl liked it, take it slow, move in rhythm.

Overall much ado about nothing. Pussy is better. Tip: When you're done fucking her in the pussy, stick it in her ass if she's willing. You'll be so lubricated you don't need anything more and it's fucking sexy.

But anal on its own? Absolutely MEH.
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>>680831720
This. The thought of putting it in the hole where she shits from, a vulnerable and private place, is what makes anal so great.
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only the tip would fit

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>>680832588
The sensation is amazing. I love it when wifey rides anal on top of me. Feels so fucking intense and intimate.
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>>680832732
Moar?
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>>680826285
fiber farts, kek
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>>680822309
we use it as birth control. feels grest, really, wouldnt replace pussy, but a nice addition. we just make sure she pooped recently and use coconut oil. no hassle
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>>680833507
Will fap to tonight.
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>be 15
>girl I have a crush on is in the year above me
>she starts flirting with me
>turns out she's really kinky
>"I'll blow you anon"
but there's a catch
>says she'll do it if i let someone fuck me in the ass
>decide its worth it
>getting fucked in the ass for the first time
>start bleeding
>he cums in my ass
>i start crying, i eventually get over it
>next day ask when she'll blow me
>she makes fun of me and calls me a faggot
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>>680833884
Thanks. That's me and the wife.
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>be 23
>newfoundgf that is 18
>looks younger
>calls me daddy
>go with it
>colors at my house
>starts living at my house
>starts tieing herself up when i come home from work and lets me finish by tieing up her legs
>one day she undercooked the shrimp
>use lube on her asshole
>i tied her mouth up this time
>she uses her ass muscles to tighten up her asshole so i couldnt put it in there and started crying
>spank her ass red (wish it wouldve been blue) until she opens up
>i can tell by how hard to get it in this is hurting her
>finally all at once it goes in
>she is shaking in her cuffs and crying
>it is warm
>it is cozy
>just great
>cum like i havent in a while
>i think it was because she really didnt want it and i probably raped her

oh well she stopped crying and said anything for daddy afterwards then I put on courage the cowardly dog and let her watch it while i slept.

lifes good

>pic related btw
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>>680833884
check the pornhub url. There's more and some pics too
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>>680822611
is true
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>>680834402
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>>680824444
diamonds and Checked
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I hope you both get aids
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>>680833507
I came to that. Say hi to the missus for me.
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>>680828999

i'll have the check pls
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>>680834386
She's a 10/10
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>>680836175
Glad to hear it. And I will. Gotta get around to making more vids.
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>>680824595
>shampoo
>i pity her

Nigga get you stupid ass bullshit out of here you fucking cunt
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>>680822309

Fucked women anal - Meh, not anything to write home about

Got fucked Yes please, and I'm not gay
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>>680822611
Itt virgins
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>>680822309
Its different. Did it only twice with an affair, unfortunately, but it sure was hot. If you fuck cunt, it's all around your dick, like a glove, no matter how tight or not tight the cunt is. If you fuck arse, it's that ring of muscle around more or less the base of your dick, and further inside you don't feel much. Tighter that any cunt, of course. Hot and i came fast, but half of the fun is the kick. Jesus, she's letting me fuck her in the arse! Smell? It doesn't smell like shit. Just another kind of woman smell, nothing bad. Would love to do it again.
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Yup, multiple times. After first time my dick got some big purple stain. I tried to push it in without much of a lube. But ever since then my dick is a little sticky at first and I have to "dry" it using for example my t-shirt, if I don't it's pretty unpleasant to jerk off. Anyone has had any experience like that? Or has a sticky dick, even after shower? I went to dermatologist(s) multiple times with this, had my dick tested for funguses and other shit but it came back negative. So I dunno.

But all it all it's awesome, very tight, you can do it without a condom if you don't mind getting some diseases from her shit. But also it sucks, because you can get some shit smeared on your dick and you have to go very slow at first because it hurts her. My dick is not very long (17cm) and when I get all in she screams that it hurts and I have to back off.
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>>680822309
girl here, received it 4 times and loved each one
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>>680837204
you know the rules
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>>680836486
she saw that reply and smiled :)
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>be 15
>have my first gf who i lost virginity too
>one year younger than me, scene girl with dyed hair and lots of makeup
>crazy horny, we fucked all the time
>play smash with a bunch of friends
>joke around, being kids and drinking beer
>playing stocks, me and my friend left
>im on my last stock, he's at 3
>jokingly begin saying "if i win this, i'm gonna... i'm gonna"
>my friend: if you win this sara (my gf) will let you do anal
>everybody laugh
>my gf laughs and says nooo
>joke around, she finally agrees jokingly
>my friend purposely plays really bad and suicides
>everybdy laugh, eyy its just a joke
>couple of days later im with my gf
>we're gonna bone, she says: "so i guess you have to stick in my ass"
>dont know how to respond
>"okay lol"
>put in in her ass, no lube
>fucking painfully tight, like not even funny
>she whinces
>i fuck her in the pussy instead
>"try my ass again" she says
>do it, little easier this time cus of pussy juice
>still hurts my dick like shit
>get it in, she's making sounds like it's really hurting
>it's fucking painful but I'm really fucking horny
>finally cum in her ass
>she has pain in her butthole the next two weeks
>literally hurt like fucking hell
>still have a crazy anal fetish 8 years later
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>>680837204
How does it feel?
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>>680830287
some links to those stories?
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>>680838230
is less intense than vaginal but kind of feels like a dull version of the same
feels really naughty which is a big appeal
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>>680836486
u fukn wut m8
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>>680837931
>>680834386
more? facial or pussy?
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>>680837931
Where did u find her? I want a fuck toy
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First successful anal experience
>on leave from military 6-7 years ago
>hook up with 8/10 qt3.14 with wonderful fat ass
>consistently hook up over the next few days on leave
>get sauced night before I fly back out of the country
>start engaging in the secks
>"put it in my ass anon"
>oblige her
>pound town on booty hole, she is really into it
>creampie sexy little ass hole
>wake up hungover
>she literally asks "did you fuck me in the ass last night?"
>"that is correct"

I miss fucking that chick
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>>680839445
vigin fag detected
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>>680839572
Lol I have a daughter you twit
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>>680833979
story of my life
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>>680823535
Kek
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>>680825971
A step in the right direction :)
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>>680840219
sure you do...
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>be me, 19
>just got a gf, ask her to try anal
>at this age im obsessed with anything butthole
>go down on her asshole, smells/tastes delicious
>huge boner
>start fingering her, shes cool with it
>slowly insert my erect penis, shes not really into it anymore
>ended up going like turtle slow in her ass, even a consistent speed was painful for her
>cum in her ass, holy shit feels good
>do the whole porn thing of spreading her ass and watching her push cum out
>brown cum oozing out of her ass
>she leaves, i go shower

The next morning I wake up
>pissing is painful, pain is near the base of my shaft, pain happens when im finishing peeing
>meh, maybe just a painful peepee
>go out, have lunch, have a couple cocktails, have to pee again
>the most excruciating pain ive ever experienced pissing
>orangish piss, then when i had a little extra, it was blood (and also painful as fuck to piss out)
>5 minutes later my dick is discharging this white thin liquid
>ok time to freak out and go to doctor
>doctor says it could be a urinary tract infection or gonorhea
>this is my gf, were in suburbia, shes most likely not a slut, but holy shit i might have gonorhea
>subject myself to the doctor doing a gonorhea test on me
If you dont know what that test is, they take a dry ass q-tip and shove it in your pee-hole, all the way down your head, then they twist it around for a couple of seconds, then pull it out.
>contemplate suicide
>in biggest pain of my life
>waiting in doctors office for results
>"anon, thankfully its not gonorhea, its a urinary tract infection. heres some medicine, youll get better in 3-4 days"

Basically her tasty delicious anus I told you about earlier had poopoo bacteria that ended up crawling through my pee hole and infecting my bladder with e.coli.

Avoid anal, try it out a couple times, but just remember you run the risk of a painful dick afterwards, and a doctor sticking a qtip in your peehole. I'd rather be fucked up my ass than go through that again.
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>>680840545
>brown cum oozing out of her ass

This is my dream.
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Yes because my dick is thin.
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I have tried it three times.
When you go slowly you give them a chance to say know. When you thrust in you give them a chance to say no. But dont take it out. Let them know you can do it.
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>>680840545
How long ago was this? They don't use q-tips for gonorrhea anymore, there's a piss test
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>>680823535
i'm a vegan and my shit smells lovely
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>>680840944
six years ago, they did have me piss in a cup to test for the infection, but because of the discharge the doctor had to do a qtip swab.
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>>680837931
Answer me. Where did you meet pedo
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I'm a guy but I've been fucked in the butt a bunch of times. feels goodman
I always like lying on the bed face down, it's pretty comfy and you can kind of cuddle while fucking. Not a huge fan of traditional doggy though. Cowgirl is pretty awesome as well though. No homo though.
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>>680823535
>Fuck vegan chicks
no thanks, i'd rather not get aids
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>>680827656
>if the ass wasn't ready
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>my gf and i were drunk
>Got shit all over my dick
>gf cried
>haven't done it since
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>>680840545

dude i used to play football, who was studying medicine and went on to be a surgeon, with gave me great advice one time: always take a piss after you cum. even leaving cum, or anything else, in the urethra can be dangerous

ive been having sex without protection with my wife about 3 times a week for the last 9 years and i've never had a uti
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>>680822309
>be 28
>had young g/f of 19
>she breaks up with me
>pretend upset
>ask if anything she can do
>ask for sex one last time
>she agrees
>work her doggie style for awhile.. she tells me to hurry up she has to get to work
>tell her if i go in her butt i'll cum faster
>she says ok
>cantbelievedthatworked.jpg
>start sliding in her bum
>feels better than expected
>start pumping
>she starts moaning loud
>blast my man gravy into her butthole
>thanked her and wished her well
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>>680843535
Usually your body triggers the need to pee after you cum as well. It's supposed to do that to force you to clear out your urethra.
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>>680822611
First answer
Best answer
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>>680843953

virgin answer tbh
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>>680822309
Bi fag. Been fucked by 6 different guys only 1 bareback but that was a bf. Fucked 2. Also been pegged by 3 different girls.
Loved every second.
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>>680843848
Yes i agree with that, i remembered a porn star sayd that in a reddit interview, someone asking her a tip to do after sex and she replied, "always pee after sex"
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fucked myself in the ass with plenty of things, fruit, dildos etc... no cocks yet...
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>>680844741
>no cocks yet
How fat are you and where do you live? I'll fug that boipussy
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>>680822611
This pretty much. Anal can be awesome or very very bad, but pussy is almost always pretty good unless the girl has terrible hygiene. I brought a girl back to my dorm one time and I was shocked by the terrible smell coming from her pussy. I decided to fuck her face to face thinking it would keep my face as far away from the smell as possible but the smell somehow made it's way up. I don't think she ever noticed or cared.
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Fucked this ass twice. Felt really good but you have to go really slow. I'm always worried about shit stuff but it's never happened.
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>>680823870
>>she says she wants me to make a guy gay
nek minute, u r a fuckin faggot too
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>>680844967
not fat at all....
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>>680845141
some bitches are rly disgusting, got one like that.

i give her tips to no smell, put some hydrating body cream who smells good on her pussy and it works AYYY LMAO
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>>680845427
Why didn't you just set a photo timer on your camera rather than doing that weird lobster crouch position
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me and my girl just been to eminem concert, i candy flipped, she was rolling.

get home. try anal for first time, for both of us.

she cums from penetration for first time. dat feel

>i cream in her at the same time
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>>680845427
so let him fuck your ass you fuggerfaggot
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>>680823870
That's how school shootings happen
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if anybody have a tips to a constipated girl please
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>>680822309
Me and my ex amassed a pretty decent toy collection.
Every couple of weeks or so we'd hae what we called a "nasty night".
Enema play, watersports, lots of ass fucking. I'd fuck her and she'd fuck me. We'd use dildos on eachother.
Nastiest thing I ever did with her was piss in her ass after I came.
Only thing I miss about that bitch is the sex.
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>>680845535
Yeah the pussy is what it is. It's always going to smell a certain way. But it's best if you can get a "good" version of that.
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>>680826393
Topkek
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kekpot
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>>680843848

Yeah it's about not falling asleep afterwards and waking up to a burning dick.
It also helps to just keep pushing until you see a few drops of piss in case you're really dry.
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I think anal is overrated tbh.

The tightness is nice but it's only at the opening. Tight pussy is so much better.
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>>680846172
Kekpot

>lol
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>>680846133
My dick is not smelling at all but i always put some hydratant body cream on my dick and balls after shaving so i put that all over my penis and my dick always smelling good all day erryday ahahah it's a good thing my gf can suck me at anytime of the day i usually peeing once a day at night so i'm good on that
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>>680825890

Top kek
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>was dating my now wife, at her place, in bed
>she was asleep, started playing with her ass
>slowly worked 2 fingers into her ass
>eased them in and out, she moaned in her sleep
>removed fingers, positioned rock hard dick in place
>slowly started sliding my dick in her ass
>she moans and pushes back
>get about half way in, felt her ass clinch my dick, she says "What are you doing to me?
>boner kill, remove dick from her ass
> mumble apology and told her I thought she was awake
>next day making out, feeling her up in living room floor, says she wants to fuck
>ask her do you want it in your pussy, or where I had you last night
>she shyly says where you had it last night
>get her out of her clothes
>bend her over, and slowly start sliding my dick in her ass,
>Finally got it in, start to slowly start sliding it in and out of her ass
>She starts moaning and saying faster
>Increase tempo, she says faster
>Again increase tempo, she says faster!
>Now pounding her ass so hard my balls are slapping her clit.
>Shes moaning and pushing back against me every stroke
>She starts to cum, her ass clamps down on my dick like a vise
>Shes hard into her orgasm, her ass is kilking my dick for all it's worth
>Can't hold back any longer, I cum and fill her ass with my jizz.
>Lay there both panting, dick slides out of her ass
>she spins around and kisses me and says Wow why did I wait so long to try that!
She's loved anal ever since
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>>680846872
Well I'm circumcised so I don't have the problem of having a smelly weiner.
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>>680847861
Not circumcised, but i got a good personal hygiene so i don't have a smelly piss stick
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>>680848106
I wish I still had my skin. It's so easy to keep clean. All anyone would have to do is excuse themselves for a moment to the bathroom and wipe themselves down. I don't know why uncut cocks are considered 'unclean' by so many in the US.
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>>680848336
You just have to wash your piss stick everyday of the year and it's ok, wash it with some personnal soap (buying it in pharmacy) and put some hydrating body cream on it everyday and you dick gonna smell like heaven i swear
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