Waifu claiming threadThe rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
Dio-sama...
claim
Kyouko claimed.
Kurumi Claimed
the crippled
Shinoa claimed
>>680808906
has anyone microwaved bananas before??
>>680809003
>wipe my ass for me
Rikke claiming coming in hot
>>680808557
Can I touch it until I unlock Murakumo?
>>680808778
I got tricked by that excuse once, I will have to check you with my own hands.
>>680808621
They must have a lot of meme machines in their headquarters.
>>680808906
My phone is retarded!
Does Clover have any viruses? It seems very suspicious
>>680809211
one of my sources says they have one for each of their servers, even the latin america ones!!!!!
>>680809119
Not bananas, but oranges become like a pulp of hot juice inside the peel, so I'm guessing you'll get lukewarm bananaslime
>>680809119
no but I came to a dionana once.
>>680809119
I microwaved a metal spoon before..my dumb ass believed in that make ice softer to scoop thing
>>680809309
What is the android version of it? Make sure you have the actual clover and not a scam.
>>680809211
Just wash your hands
>>680809309
Im using it, and i have no problems with it
>>680805421
Aww, you're hugging me?! You're so cute!
>hugs back <3
>>680805547
Honk honk.
>>680805606
Hats, she's bullying me again.
>>680808906
I got at chaper six on hotel miami 2, fucking dogs in this game are so retarded
>>680809399
I sat and WATCHED my sister put tin foil in the microwave like a huge dumbass
>shes 13
>>680809378
well i just did for 7 seconds, and it tastes pretty good, kinda like breadless banana bread
>>680809397
top kek, a what?!?!!?
>>680809399
i always just ran it under hot water lol
Oh man, slept like a baby.
>Stretch and yawn
Life is good, what's up guys! <3
>>680809399
Chance to redeem yourself: How old were you?
I didn't learn about the microwave lightning sticks until I was 12
Ruby Claimed
>>680809643
hey cutie frog, how are you doing???
>>680809347
They can keep a meme machine for each server and meanwhile EU realms are still retardedly unstable on patch days.
>>680809480
Alrighty... tea is actually pretty good, I don't see why this grill shit talked it so much.
>>680809648
How ya doin?
>>680809309
>>680809407
You guys use apps? I just open up browser and come here posting
>>680809554
>>680809580
This is what I get for believing in Facebook life hacks
>>680809647
Same age
>>680809648
Hi scytche sister
AUTISTIC QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>Have you ever been b&? What for and how long?
I was banned a few days ago for accidentally saying I was seventeen. Was supposed to be 30 days but the appeal worked out.
>>680809643
Morning. Doing good. You?
>>680809643
Ayyy there she is
>hugs ya
where have ya been baby?
>>680809821
B& from /v/ because I was asking on how to do something and this fucker instantly told me that requests are in /wsr/.
B& from /b/ for sharing fappening pics.
>>680809821
I can't really say because I'll be again
But I was perma banned. you know, pizza stuff.
>>680809763
Salty, deadlines rule my life.
>>680809780
>Gun Scythe
>>680809643
Ayy Froggo is back
>>680809780
How did you not know of the bite sized fireworks that is spoons in microwaves?
Tenryuu claimed
>>680809821
Went to a "be edgy" thread and said I was 12 years old
>>680809861
Forgot pic
>>680809763
im so glad i stopped playing before i got conned into facebook games...
>>680809821
never been banned
>>680809780
I don't use an app currently. But metroWEB is being a tard
>>680809407
It's version 2.1.3
>Najenda-sama
I'm up.
>>680809821
Yeah once, but I don't even remember what for, was a 24 hours ban. I think I was shitposting too hard on /v/.
>>680810099
Hello Galko! How's it going?
>>680809485
I'm almoust done
>>680809821
I have been banned because someone posted pizza in the thread i was in
>>680810099
Galky! How'd you sleep?
>>680809967
top kek...
>>680810099
hey galko!!! how do you do?
>>680809821
Banned from all boards for "Inciting cross board fighting" or some weird shit, I used that bomb picture that you have to defuse or pass to another board.
>>680810025
Führer.
>>680809643
A cute.
>>680810025
hey there salty McLovin
what's up?
>shiina claimed
claimed
>>680810151
Hi Kyouko. I feel awful.
>>680810176
Too long.
>>680810201
Hi Kagami. I guess I'm sick again.
>>680809821
Got b&, was a mistake, said I posted pizza or some shit. I got b& forever but I appealed it
>Najenda sama
>>680810056
>mfw ppl still pay every month to play a facebook game
>mfw nowadays you can level up to 100 in 5 hours without changing gear once because you have full BoAs at lvl 1
>>680810384
again?!? you need to get some orange juice or something lol
>>680808906
best waifu ever claimed
>>680810014
>demon scythe
>>680810020
Oh no I saw it when sparks went flying in the microwave within a few seconds
>>680810092
Damn
>>680810384
How many hours?
>>680810516
hahahaha, it really has dropped far hasn't it???
Serena
>>680809967
Shit bans
>2/10
>>680810003
Reported. But breddy gud
>7/10
>>680810042
2edge
>2/10
>>680810056
Kagami is a saint
>0/10
>>680810151
Reasonable ban. V is just on big shitpost anyway.
>1/10
>>680810169
3spook. That sucks.
>5/10
>>680810203
That's fucking stupid.
>6/10
>>680809757
>>680809861
>>680810020
>>680810205
I'm doing great guys
>That feel wheb you finally get your first full night of sleep after working all week
Thanks for the warm welcome, by the way. Love you guys <3
>>680809944
I been sleep. Lots and lots of sleep.
>Hugs
There's people barbecueing outside my window and I can smell the smoke but I can't get up and close the window because they might see me and invite me over, which is the last thing I want
>>680810384
Hi Galko
>>680810384
Eh, that sucks. Hope you get better soon.
>>680810516
>mfw nowadays you can level up to 100 in 5 hours without changing gear once because you have full BoAs at lvl 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAgCrH76oo
>>680810517
I did.
>>680810648
10-12 hours.
>I don't remember when I went to sleep
>>680810769
Hi Akiko.
>>680810831
Thanks.
>>680810368
Hey Jibril
>>680810769
Nigga its a barbecue! The best thing to eat! Is it shitty?
>>680810769
i always loved the smell of.....fire....
>>680810889
hmmmm....i guess the sicknesses just love you...they just want love lol
>>680810957
I prefer poutine
>>680810653
Yea its pretty much a new game, so many things went in a complete different direction.
But I guess it feels more modern too, a grindy game like vanilla, even if polished and with updated graphics probably wouldn't make as much sucess in 2016 as it did back then.
>>680810831
I shit brix on how Soda look changed compared to 1-2 years ago.
>>680810889
You went to bed around 11:00. Said something about being really tired and only getting 3-4 hours of sleep a day
>>680811131
you're right...people are too impatient now, they want to have the best stuff in a day or less lol
>>680811131
I know right?
Too bad he's a fucking cuck now, mostly because of his girlfriend (and mostly because he's retarded.)
He still has some good streams sometimes tho.
>>680810996
I don't love them...
>>680811177
Then I slept for about 12.5 hours.
>why do you remember this?
>>680811321
Whelp... I stopped watching him for a long time but mostly because I stopped watching streams altogether. He was always kinda retarded but I have to admit he is a genius entertainer and am glad he found his vocation.
Also... his fanbase is probably the most retarded thing ever.
>>680811268
RIP Gates of AQ and raid attunement quests.
>>680811393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E
>>680810233
ich mag den Dateinamen
>claiming yume
>>680811393
Because I was there worrying about you..
Gonna pce it for a while, stay awesome.
>>680810744
Forgot dis
>>680810744
Sounds fantastic, take it easy on your day off youve worked hard this week soldier
>>680810744
Agreed
>>680811584
Most big streamers have a retarded fanbase, that just comes along with having a big viewerbase.
Take Forsen for example, his viewers aren't much better. I don't think there's a lot of big streamers with a decent fanbase.
>>680811686
Peace dude
>>680811584
sheesh....i remember when they first opened those gates....everybody was flipping the fuck out....but yeah, screw doing quests to go into raids
>sarcasm
>>680811686
that pic is soooo great, i love it lol
>>680811613
kek
>>680811674
Ok...
>>680811686
Bye.
>>680811753
Gonna relax, drink, play games and chill with my girl.
And talk to you guys <3
>Licks the waifu and the waifu claimer
<3
>>680811855
>>680811674
rip in peace
>>680811944
that sounds like the life....
So I can be here for like 30 minutes.
What is up?
https://youtu.be/_ZTYgq4EoRo
Love and cuddle .
>>680811944
Hello, o dont think ive met you
>metroweb is being a tard so no pic :(
>Najenda sama
>>680811855
Yeah that didn't come out as I'd expected. I have this weird knack for remembering unnecessary shit
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It is a network for uninhibited adults who will be happy to rendez-vous for the one-night date.
Here you will be able to realize your secluded fantasy with the right partner,
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where you can register and meet for sex, BDSM and find the uninhibited partner relations.
''
>>680812198
It's okay...
>>680812140
i love roll's character design, how are you doing???
>>680811944
>Licks the waifu and the waifu claimer
Licking both of them? Shit nigga, that's bold.
>>680811944
Sounds like the perfect day off my friend <3
Woah! thats like some 4th wall break tongue action right there.
>>680812223
Noice m8
>gofuckyerself.jpg
>najenda sama
>>680812308
Yeah I'mma go off myself now for being cringey. Peace
Stocking claimed, ripped primed and ready to roll
Hows tge thread lacies?
>>680812138
идти спать
>>680812138
Hey there, not much at the moment, what about you?
>>680812510
Hello Stocking! How are you doing?
>>680812509
it wasn't cringey lol
>>680812722
On a road trip. Just looking around this is my only stop.
>>680812528
https://youtu.be/vvRkJzVQBP0
>>680812509
Don't do it!
>>680812039
This is the life, two jobs, weekends off, etc.
<3
>>680812153
Hello!
>Asui Tsuyu here
>>680812320
>Licks you as well
It's cause I love you <3
>>680812333
Special frog licks just for both of you <3
>>680812722
Still under the influence from last night festivities.
Otherwise fairly well, yourself?
>>680812753
>>680813024
It is too late. I am ded
>>680813298
Mooo!
>>680813345
I'm doing good, thanks!
>>680813421
>
>>680812309
Doing well .
>>680813298
Breast friend.
>>680813421
Rip
>>680813421
rest in piss shinoa, we knew you well....
>>680813302
What about mine? :(
>>680813496
that's good, got anything going on this weekend???
>>680813121
Sup nigga?
>>680813766
Back from ban, got a job interview today. What are you up to?
And i'm back
>>680813766
https://youtu.be/vU0fYzuypXg
>>680813484
>>680813505
>>680813574
I will haunt this thread and no one can stop me!
>>680814055
Holy shit dude I hope you get the job
Morning everyone
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680814537
I won't try.
>>680814591
Yo
>>680814591
Hi Hamakaze.
>>680814537
>
>>680814055
Oh, yeah that. Getting b& is always fun. I have gotten permab& a few times. Apparently CP, even though I have never posted any.
Plus you can just get a 24 hour one just by posting dea ponies in /mlp/
>>680814381
https://youtu.be/EiGifoOSsm0
>>680813588
Stocking! <3
>Plops down on the stocking and snugs
>>680814722
>dea
>dead
wew
>>680810957
I just don't like hanging out with the older students, I can't relate at all. Furthermore I didn't buy any meat for the bbq
>>680810996
I get what you mean, I loved burning leaves as a kid just for the different smells and making bonfires
>>680814591
Morning!
>>680814702
>>680814707
>>680814784
See? I told you that you need to go to sleep
>>680813302
Aw thanks you just know how to make me smile before I have to go to work <3
Claiming best girlie before I hop in the shower.
>>680814722
Someone probably borrowed your IP.
>>680814537
Thank you, me too. I've been a NEET for a while now.
>>680814702
Yo!
>>680814707
Morning Kyouko!
>>680814892
Shinoa bro!
>>680814770
>snuggles back
Damn straight, I think youd appreciate my new hat.
Its the honey smacks frog saying 'Your pad ot mine?'
>>680815229
Forgot the image
memes
>>680814784
Still wanna destroy your waifu's pussy btw
>>680815009
I have about 5 hours of driving ahead of me still, sleeping doesn't seem like very good option.
>>680815083
Yeah, I had figured as much I appealed them anyways so it doesn't really matter.
>>680815509
You and me both.
>>680815329
Meymey
>>680815329
https://youtu.be/ejSRqO74Lik
>>680815573
Noone will notice a thing
>>680815030
That always helps. Hope you have a good time at work <3
>>680815253
The snuggliest stocking.
And that is a cute hat
>Takes hat and wears it
<3
>>680815882
Youre more than welcome yo it! ;D
>>680815792
>>680815614
>>680815329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZpD66Yn2k&ab_channel=AnomMona
clmd
I'm gonna take a shower. I'll be back.
>>680815792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0&list=RDzwrXt0wCep0
>>680815614
nice
>>680816128
Well memed.
>>680815083
Best of luck homie
>>680815229
>>680815274
Hamakaze! How'd you sleep?
>>680813484
Moo.
>>680813505
Booby brother.
How should I go around this?
Someone bake the next one
>>680816617
On it
>>680816514
Press install
>>680815882
Thank you <3 kinda nervous my first day being a game technician
>>680816514
>Najenda-sama
>>680816073
>Licks face
Of course I am~
Yay, done with helping my parents with yard work
>>680816738
That sounds like it will be fun!
Good luck bb <3
>>680817115
No.
>>680817235
Not even at image limit dumbass.
>>680815229
I slept alright but I woke up with a sore neck.
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