>>680808828

Are you a nigger?

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>>680808953
No

>>680808828

Are you a nerdette?

tits or gtfo

>>680809184
Yes.

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>>680809222
I'm not getting out of bed for a timestamp

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>>680809359
show penis

>>680809460
As much as I love your snakes with hats contributions, I'll have to pass on that.

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>>680809460
Rumbled!

i dont care about the tits

give me more snake

>>680809359
well then get yourself on cam. can stay in bed for all we care. just want to see some tits
> femanon
> cams
> .com

>>680809359
Im your new boyfriend now this is non negotiable

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>>680809736
Ok
>>680809798
I just posted tits
>>680809842
Are you hot or a neckbeard

>>680809736
This
>>680809359
Except I do want to see your face. You seem like you'd be cute asf but I can't admire it ;-;

>>680809976
want to see them on cam. plus you don't have to fricken post to talk, just type in chat.
you don't need a boyfriend, just attention, so go on cam and get it

>>680810022
Do you have Skype or steam?
>>680810132
Actually, I'd like a bf

>>680809976
this pleases the herpetologist in me

dont stop the snake train

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>>680810230

>>680810215
I actually have both. Why?

>>680809976
Im a lil chubby, trimmed sculpted beard, have good job, always smell nice, wear nice clothes and ray bans. But I don't trust anybody on /b/ so we will never meet my love </3

>>680810327
good luck in your bf-seeking endeavours and thanks for all the snake

actually, as someone with 3 sisters let me give you a bit of advice, always stand your ground and take no shit from noone

also, nice tits, and if you have more snakes, keep'em coming

>>680810215
Wisdom from an anon:

DO NOT GET INVOLVED LIKE THIS WITH PEOPLE ONLINE

Either ride it out solo or go actively seek a person in a place of mutual interest (bar, gig, whatever it is you kids do)

The anon you're speaking to is a /b/ dweller and just remember that everybody lies, especially this neckbeard cunt

>>680808828
Come show your tits on c and you can get a bf


>FemanonCams
>.
>com

If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam

>>680810860
On cam *

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>>680810548
I'll actually show my face in pms
>>680810583
Rip. You seem nice anon. Don't give up hope on finding your dream girl
>>680810620
I generally do stand my ground. Abuse as a kid makes you a tougher person. And thanks for the compliment.
>>680810847
I'm well aware that everybody lies. Thanks for the advice though.
>>680810860
I still don't want to cam

>>680810847
u might have fallen for a bait

>>680811002
Why? Hide your face and show tits, everyone will want to be your bf. Ez.

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>>680811160
Camming isn't my thing

>>680811002
come cam cam, you're cute as fuck

>>680811061
Was either that or some random girl gets shit on by some neckbeard

I don't mind

>>680811259

Have you tried it? We're pretty nice people yknow

>>680811259
It's fun doe....

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this thread is bait. go download grindr if you want some cock you faggot

>>680811259
Cam pls :c

>>680808828
Do you have any hobbies that can be done in a social setting?

>>680811259
there's another girl on cam if that helps? You won't be the only person on cam

>>680811002
whatever, just go in there and chat then. see what its like. say you're snekop

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>>680811320
My tits may be cute but I'm not tbh
>>680811710
>>680811642
>>680811860
I still have to pass. I promise you that I'm not cute or anything
>>680811862
I used to play MtG. For a little while I did magic tricks for fun (lame I know) Anymore I just kinda sit at home.
>>680811987
My reason for not camming is because I look like shit right now and I had dental work done the other day so I'm swollen up like a balloon.

>>680812164
do you hab penile

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>>680808828
b a gril

>>680812316
>>680812330
What

>>680812164
Go play some more MtG then, make it a thing that is part of your week. You'll meet people and perhaps get a bf.

>>680812164
lol that's why you don't show face, show face later

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Ayy ill be your bf

>>680812430
do you have a dick

>>680809359
filename march 7
ITT everyone's an idiot

>>680812164
just cover your face, preferably with a sharpie like you did in your picture kek

>>680812467
I wish. I'm terrible at the game.
>>680812521
Maybe
>>680812545
Ok

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>>680812813

>>680812846
Its really not hard to get better at the game. Also assuming you dont have a dick, mtg players will date you. They just wont be attractive or good at dating

>>680812846
There is only one way to get good at the game, playing it. Also getting some guy you think is cute to give you some pointers and perhaps even playing a few decks beside you would help with the socializing and looking for a boyfriend.

>>680808828
well first, tits or gtfo

>>680812846
Now that im your bf can we [spoiler]Never leave the house[/spoiler]

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>>680812813
>>680812943
>>680813070

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>>680813219

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>>680813261

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>>680813094
>>680813106
All the MtG players I know are huge betas. There's literally nobody attractive around here that plays
>>680813219
Already did.
>>680813261
I'm OK with that for the most part

>>680809359
You have a new bf right here baby cakes

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>>680813301

>>680813405
Where would "Around here" be? Country wise?

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>>680813452
Are you hot or a neckbeard
>>680813538
Central Ohio

>>680813405
DO YOU HAVE A DICK

>>680813602
definately not a neck beard

>>680813405
So you have no problem identifying as a nerdette, but you don't wanna hang out with the nerds?
So what sort of guy are you looking for?

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>>680813636
Maybe maybe not.
>>680813710
Do you have stubble. Stubble is hot af
>>680813818
One that has good hygiene for one. But otherwise a really nice guy who is caring.

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>>680813636
No I have a cock

>>680813602
pm me whats ur kik or skype

>>680808828
get a hat wearing snake

>>680813926
We can talk if you want,
Need kik

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>>680813959
Email me your skype [email protected]
>>680814085
I wish I could.
>>680814127
I don't have kik

Topsnek

>>680812846
So, should we wait for you in FemanonCams or nah?

>>680813926
Yeah, you'll meet guys like that at MtG places too. I have a friend who is basically adonis tier handsome and he spends a lot of his time playing MtG. Besides if you do happen to meet a caring nice guy, who happens to lack in the hygiene department, tell him to go take a shower.

>>680814194
So then make a kik?

>>680808828
1. Leave the house

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>>680814317
I went in for a minute. Puffin browser is trash and I can't leave the app without it exiting everything
>>680814384
Not here. The only guy id consider is one I went to school with and he's not into me.
>>680814385
But that requires work.
>>680814507
I left the house yesterday

Do you go to school?
Have any friends that go to clubs and such?

>>680814621
Any other hobbies then or just stuff you find interesting but haven't done yet?

>>680814747
I want to go to med school but I can't do it until next year.
I have no friends tbh

>>680814621
I like your tiny tits Femanon. I think we would get along just fine :)

>>680814621
Kik = bf

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>>680814843
Ive played drums for like 10 years. I play a little guitar.
>>680814881
Thanks ^^
>>680814940
Not necessarily

>>680814862
No worries about the friends, you'll find a good one or two eventually, keep your head up.

When you go back to school, try forming study groups. Even if it's not with people you want to date, it will get you out and back into the flow of having conversations.

>>680814621
Damn, so no cam then. Oh well

>>680815058
Go audtion for a band that is looking for a drummer then. If you're out playing gigs, you're bound to meet people.

>>680808828

dude seriously i mean youre a fucking girl all a girl has to say is " wow i like you you look good " and the dude will fuck you senseless unless hes a fucking omega virgin

girls have it so easy all they have to do is present them and theyre swarmed by niggers willing to fuck

>>680815058
Femanon likes sneks and has good tits
Idk she sounds like a keeper to me

i'm stealing all these snek, also socialize/walk around town, i met my gf at the groceries

Constantly improve yourself and be the person you want to be. Throw yourself out in the world, rejection will happen but that's just apart of the game.

>>680808828
suck a dick

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>>680815212
I had a few from school but they turned out to be total betas
>>680815240
I tried anon
>>680815370
Maybe. That's something I haven't thought of.
>>680815422
Not that easy amigo
>>680815430
I like you anon
>>680815586
Take them all! Another great idea.
>>680815667
I'm starting to work out and stuff so maybe I could find someone at a gym?
>>680815719
Come here and I will

Get rid of the gay haircolor, wtf is wrong with u muricans, trying to look as weird as you can,?!

>>680815811
I recently redyed it brown. I didn't like the pink either.

>>680815904
Femanon, could you consider downloading kik? it would be easy for us to talk on there. Please consider.

>>680809359
Hey kate what's up? This is going to be so awkward

>>680816217
Ill consider it

>>680815904
i'm into chicks with colored hair, as long as theyre punks tho

>>680816361
But I'm not Kate so it's not awkward.
>>680816406
Ah

>>680815904
Workout, and wear nice things and youll get noticed really fast, also smiling helps alot, as soon as i see girls smiling at me i know i can approach her, gl

>>680809999
Nice quads

>>680809976
depends on how desperate you are

>>680816484
Thanks m80 <3

>>680815790

are you fucking kidding me?
ive one time created a fake woman profile on a dating site with like 5/10 face and body and got over 40 messages a day from horny dudes. piss off, youre fake

>>680808828
protips 1. do things that require you to go into town etc. 2. be your own person, dress and act who you are, not as someone/everyone else. people notice that way more than just another passerby

>>680816705
Ok

so cute!

>>680814194
i sent u an email

What are you looking for in the guy?
You most likely will have to make the first move.
In today's society, unless we are absolutely sure it's okay to approach, we will remain hidden. I'm personally never trying to get in a giant scene of some bitch telling me to know my place or that I'm raping her or whatnot.

OK anon I made a kid. It's trlizzy
>>680817441
I'll check in a moment
>>680816958
Me or the snakes?
>>680817496
Nice guy who takes care of himself and will treat me like a person. Stubble is a plus

>>680817670
I meant kik

>>680817670
whats your steam so we can judge your taste in games

>>680817670
Full beard or just stubble?

>>680818559
/id/simplym
>>680818697
Stubble. But both are cool

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>>680808828

>>680810847
true wisdom

>>680818887
>simplym
there are so many just link your steam

>>680819328
Http://steamcommunity.com/id/simplym

>>680819553
>216 friends
why come here and look for someone?

>>680819785
Because /b/ is more fun

>>680819994
you probably have /b/ kids on your list

>>680819994
so you came to /b/ looking for a bf? are you retarded?

>>680819994
make a vocaroo for us

>>680820212
A few
>>680820262
Yep. Totally retarded.
>>680820431
I can hardly talk right now. I had dental work done yesterday

>>680820626
>done yesterday
HOW CONVENIENT

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>>680820779
A little. I'll post more tits in compensation

>>680821302
what about ass?

>>680809359
you call those tits? gtfo..

>>680821388
My butt is shit. It's why I started working out tbh.
>>680821486
Nah m8

>>680821302
super cute

>>680821570
good, you trap!

>>680821570
just post the ass

>>680821693
Thanks
>>680821717
K
>>680821737
Only pic u had I deleted

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>>680821817
take another

>>680822225
I'm not getting out of bed anon

>>680808828
By not being a fat ugly chick who posts on 4chan.

>>680822379
why do you have to get out of bed to take a pic of your ass, just roll on your side or something

>>680822384
But I'm not anon

>>680822518
I'm too lazy for that shit right now

>>680822577
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO MAKE YOUR BF HAPPY THEN

>>680822696
I'm not supposed to do anything right now anon. I'm supposed to stay in bed and relax.

>>680822974
i dont think taking a pic of your ass is strenuous. are you high on meds? is this why you want a bf all of the sudden? how old are you anyway

>>680823130
Yes I'm high on meds. I just had surgery. I'm 24

>>680822974
Well then, relax and have fun, what you can do to get a boyfriend was pretty much said. By the way, I sent you a steam friend request in case you wanna talk your play together or something

>>680823193
tummy tuck?

>>680823315
Thanks for the advice. I'll accept in a few.
>>680823377
They cut my wisdom teeth out

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op, where are you from? and how old? I'm defs interested in you. tall blond semi-nerd in school for alternative energy atm. I'm just laying in bed after a night of partying with my classmates since we just finished our last exam for the year yesterday

>>680823571
Ohio. I'm 24

>>680823485
Post ass

>>680823571
post ass

>>680823193
>yes im high on meds
are you sure you want a bf or is this the meds talking

>>680823810
You post ass

>>680823643
dang, I'm 26 up in alberta canada :(
i would have loved to just lay around naked all day lol

>>680824016
I'm sure it's not the meds

>>680824069
Fly me up there and I will

r u a trap?

>>680824115
lonely or desperate

>>680824176
unfortunately I'm a starving student atm till i can lock down a summer job. guess its time to just masterbate instead lol

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>>680824069
>>680824176
this is how people get murdered

>>680824391
No
>>680824528
A little of both
>>680824636
Rip
>>680824650
My life kinda sucks anyway tbh.

>>680824730
>a little of both
masturbate

>>680824907
Doesn't really cut it anymore

>>680824996
so would masturbating for someone help? since this would be an online relationship anyway.

You in canada? I'll be your bf if yes, but I don't want to cross the border to see you

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I'd need a face pic. Ohio isn't to far. Go to cleveland for work here, and there. It's a few hours away.

I'd trade pics if you had a kik or something.

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>>680813602
Central ohio?
I'm in Columbus. Pic related. Got kik?

>>680824996
just popping in here to say that relationships are overrated. Get hobbies instead. Or just start drinking.

>>680825736
Oh cool, you can fuck her around corners with that.

>>680825495
I doubt it.
>>680825602
Ohio unfortunately. I want to move to Canada though.
>>680825736
Central Ohio. My kik is trlizzy
>>680825850
I've started drinking

>>680826180
even if you find a random online bf you wont go on cam so whats the point?

>>680826500
I'll go on can for the right person