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Im a virgin /b/, get me laid

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Post dick
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>>680807607
Dammit Karl! It's how you doin'?!
> if she's into friends she'll laugh and is a keeper. If not, fuck her
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>>680807776
>thread
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>>680807607
Do all of your replies in caps. Show her you are in charge
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I cant complain, how about yourself?
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>>680807776

Not bad
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>>680808240
You didn't ask how she was. Weak.

Can still be saved - "don't need to ask how you're doing cause I can already see you're fine ;)"
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>>680808504
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Ask if she wants to watch "the boy in the striped pyjamas" then send greedy jew meme.
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>>680808739
shouldve left the by the way part tbh. She probably didnt even notice, also dont type too much, it will make you look weak. show some confidence
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>>680808739
get dat pucci get dat pucci daaw
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Ask if she likes anime.
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Maybe what you deem "acceptable" is the reason you are still a virgin.
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why do you want a swine
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Great, and you? Are you interested in obama's private pics?
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>>680808739
if this is real i could help you mack
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>>680807607
Show us ur bio OP
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>>680808840

Good thing i have backup matches lol
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way too aggro with compliments, seems desperate. female moves on
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>>680809082
Faggot
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>>680809182
what
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>>680809182
Kekarooni
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wall of text lol
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>>680809182
nah i think you blew it op. you posted these walls of text so it prob looks bad on her end
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>>680809182
You fucked up.
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>>680809333
trips check'em
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>>680809182

Dude, you're talking way too much and sound like a fucking tool. Jesus Christ...

"I'm bored. Want to come over and goof around?"

Works all the fucking time. Fucking idiots.
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>>680809182
dun goofed
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Nice hair. Wanna fuck?
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You know you fucked up when you can't even see her messages
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>>680807607
ask her if she enjoys mexican sugar dancing
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>>680809395
>goof around

grandpa detected.
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>>680809468
this
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>>680809395
Hey you guys stop goofing around back there or I'll turn this car around! Golly gee, you little rascals.
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>>680809182
holy shit ive never seen such weak game
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>inb4 niggerlover
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>>680809525
Kek
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>>680809182
Well done.
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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently
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>>680809636
so.. stole any bikes recently?
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>>680809395
>Works all the time

Are you fucking retarded? Maybe works on the landwhales you try it on.
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>>680809395
>goof around
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>>680809636
smacks lips profusely* SO HOL UP HOL UP *steals* SO U BE SAYIN *gets jiggy wit it* SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN *eats a skittle* AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN *checks for nearest KFC* U BE SAYIN *collects welfare* HOL UP HOL UP *licks teeth then smacks lips* SO U BE SAYIN *opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown* HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN *tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer* WE WUZ *sells crack* KANGS N SHIET? *evolves from primate*
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>>680809636
>>680809636
Hey girl how you doin?
You finna let a nigga smash?
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>>680809776
this
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stole any bikes lately
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>>680809182
autism at finest
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>>680809636
passss
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>>680809636
Crack rocks and chill?
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>>680809701
Roll
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>>680809855
winrar
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>>680809701
great
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>>680809636
what's up, my nigga?
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>>680808504
>>680808739
at this point you've fucked up and you're not getting pussy
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>>680809636
DAMN is that a watermelon or are you happy to see me
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>>680809182
holy dude cringe fiesta with all these walls of text
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>>680810175
Shut up, beaner.
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>>680809182
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>cant get laid
>betafag
>comes to /b/ for help
>/b/ is full of betafags who think they aren't beta
>OP
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>>680809182
okay you know what this is pretty gay
sorry OP you're still a cigarette
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>>680810433
>dear diary
>waaaaaaaa
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>>680810433
You do realise this is just for fun and the guy doesn't expect /b/ to help him. Gtfo newfag.
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>>680809701
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>>680809636
"VictorYah" I've been spelling Victoria wrong my whole life.
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>>680810707
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHA THIS IS SO CRINGY OHMYGOD ISHYGDDT
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>>680810707
And by hearts I mean cars, and by steal I mean you're a nigger.
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>>680810707
He's actually trying, the absolute madman. Tell her that you're willing to be a racetraitor for her.
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>>680810433
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>>680810799
So edgy breh XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Fucking moron. You don't need to say all this stupid shit.

The only convo you need is :
"How you doing?" (Her)
"Good, hbu?"
.....
"We should chill later"

Then again, if you aren't as good looking as me (photograph attached) this may not work.
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>>680811031
Edgier than your mom's horns, you hooked nose kike piece of shit!
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>>680811111
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>>680810707
Subtle
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>>680811114
Fucking kek'd. Watch that edge and salt, son.
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>>680809182
Ya blew it.
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>>680809182
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>>680811219
It's free though Schlomo, you should be creaming your oven right now over all this free salt.
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>>680811225
That's what you tell all the boys, faggot.
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>>680811434
you're an autist OP
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>>680811434
>beta
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>>680811434
who is doctor love?
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>>680811434
stop that cringy thing OP omg you won't get laid like that
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>>680811434
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>>680811434
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>>680811434
Wow.
Black girls are desperate so it might work.
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>>680811045
>Brown eyes
>Weak Chin
>Posting selfie on 4chan
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you fucking nigger stop being so cliche and just ask for a regular "Hey I see you liked my profile picture, care to go out for a date soon?"
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>>680811434
>love island is code for Africa
>doctor love has the cure for Ebola
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>>680811434
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>>680811726
I accidentally swiped right and I ate yesterday.
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>>680811434
You're actually doing worse without rolls.
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>>680811434
good work, keep going, you have nothing to lose.
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>>680811434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDTE8DpkKE4
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>>680811434
for the love of god someone screencap this shit for cringe threads
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>>680809182
YES
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posting in a bread thread
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>>680811434
Dont listen to all the beta cucks in this thread OP you're doin' great!
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>>680807607
You know she's a land whale, aight?
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>>680812511
Kek, send a dick pic to lighten the mood OP
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>>680812511
OP you are my hero
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>>680812511
not sure if OP is autistic fuck or pretending to be one
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>>680812511
LMFAO OP you're fucking hilarious don't listen to all these autists
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>>680812666
>>680812511
Devil trips. Come on OP.
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>>680812511
this is getting to the point where i seriously hope this is bait
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>>680812511
wtf?
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>>680812511
Good...good...now, OP, you know what you must send her next
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>>680812511
Post your bio OP. You pretending to be loaded?
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>>680812957
Roll
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>>680812511
post bio you autist
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>>680813346
Do you only have 2 matches?
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>>680813346
how does it feel knowing you're going to die alone
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>>680813346
I ... I witness greatness today
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>>680811434
OP is not getting laid tonight
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Tell her your going to vote for trump heck oboma Zayed he make things right to but as always a nigger doze nothing thing are looking up if that's a white male in charge
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>>680813346
She's too busy stealing someone's bicycle to respond.
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OP, has anyone ever gotten laid because of 4chan?

Answer: No.
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>>680813346
"so... whats your opinion on cuckolding? (;"
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>>680811045
I'd fuck ya
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>>680814032
the watermelon gets to watch but the fried chicken is all mine.
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>>680813346
I get what you are doing. I just want you to know I fucking love you. More please.
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OP... thanks for slaying your kinda low possibilities on Tinder for the keks.
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