gotta finish my game before i roll my first joint for today

Cause it's a Gateway drug and illegal?

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I was until I started reading your bullshit thread

Ya gateway to awesomeness

>>680806914
i wont bite

>>680806823
DUDE

WEED

LMAO

>>680806914

This

>>680806823
too early

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>>680806823
So eventually I can stop taking meds

Cause it's 11am and some of us have white collar jobs.

Too lazy to gwt out of bed and walk across the room

>>680806823
I fucked up bad leaving a box of seeds in a bar and i now might be followed by police.

makes everything better :) adicted to any kind of high. Weed is the reason drinking or doing drugs hasn't killed me yet

>>680806823
Smoking an eighth later from my bong with a friend. Does anyone else name their piece or nah

I'm gonna be later today. Now I'm actually taking on some responsibilities.

>>680807101
Its fuckin saturday bro

>>680807208
Why is everyone saying drugs and alcohol?!
Ethanol is a drug too people. A pretty hard one too.

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I smoke all the time wile i work but i do have my own office so that helps

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>>680806823
i just finished rollin it up gimme some time man

>>680806823
have work to do, thats why i'm on amphetamines and painkillers instead

>>680806823
Because I don't like wasting time and money

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>>680806994

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>>680807075

I ran out of weed.
I have $70 in amazon gift cards and don't get paid until thursday

>>680807503
I wish I could roll. I tried to learn, got lazy and bought a grinder and bong.

Grew up and started doing cocaine like an adult

>>680806823
I am. I pretty much always am.

>>680806914
The first drug must people use is Tylenol. Tylenol is the true gateway drug.

Cuz I have band practice with my sober mates

>>680807604
I will give u $20 cash for the cards

>>680807767
No. The first gateway drug is milk because you move up to juice, then soda, then alcohols.

>>680806823
dc

>>680806823
You know what op, i like the way you think! Wake n bake here i come!

>>680806914
Alcohol is the real gateway drug lmao

>>680807909
Rise with red eyes

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How much you bros got?

I'm high on life.

>>680807963
>pour a bowl of raisen brand
>pack a bowl of resin man

>>680807306
I name my pieces but only if ive hadthem for an extended amount of time.

>>680807550
So what do you do? You know being content with life is all about wasting money. One sin or another itshuman nature :p

>>680808169
Any names worth sharing? My first bowl was The Incredibowl and now my bong is Lady Cornucopia. But same here, only when I have something for more than a year.

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op here lets see who has the coolest pieces i'll start

>>680806914
Gateway went out of business 15 years ago
try again faggot

>>680808327
The first bong i named was the first bong i bought, it never got a name though till it was handed back n firth between buddies. We named it thecannon aka the brown bastard(after bubbles tpb wrestling name green bastard)

>>680806823
Cause im taking a fucking shit

>>680806823
my mom gets home with my medication in 1 hour then i will be high as fuck

>>680806823
I just woke up, but I got high grade Indica loud that I plan on smoking after this dump I'm taking. Gonna play Purple Rain on vinyl and just blaze out.

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Got pulled over with bong, grinder and a 8th. Cops left me the bong but took the downspout.
Gotta get new one.

Weed made me have panic attack

>>680806823
I actually just smoked a joint of G13, came inside, loaded up 4chan to put off finishing my dissertation, and saw this thread.

>>680806999
>>680807011
>>680807200
>>680807455
>>680807933
>>680808044
>>680808966
checked

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>>680808966
anon you are full of shit

>>680807206
Guys, anyone know how to get rid of the police, or find out if i'm really followed?
I am scared of buying any drugs unless i know i'm safe.

>>680808966
If you arent full of bs, your excuse is legitimate

>>680808749
Holy fuck, that's what my friend named his pipe because it's green.

>>680809271
Depends where you live. Cops don't give a shit where I am. I got caught moving a few plants last summer and they just took them and said they were going g to dispose of them.
Let me go with a warning

>>680808966
>panic attack
>2016
top kek.

>>680809880
Hope this will be worst case scenario, having seeds isn't illegal here, only germinating them, and i don't think they can fin me after fingerprints, but they could have a path teough my contacts

>>680806823
i am.. what now?

>>680806914
>gateway drug
When will this retarded meme die

dankrupt

>>680809880
No paper work no paper trail, did he let you go or has he obtained a few free plants on the down low.

>>680809090
>>680809517

Lol, i smoked 3 years, only happened when i smoked a really big joint, dunno why

>>680806823

I am and now I'm having a beer to take off the anxiety from smokong weed

Just woke up and now I'm taking a shit, don't really wanna get my torch and rig to dab just yet

Because i've been smoking every day for almost a year and realize that this is not good for me.

>>680810458
Unless you have a grow show I wouldent worry about it. If you do then move that shit asap.
Maybe call in a fake b&e so they will come look around your place. If they see its clean they won't bother again.
Maybe. I'm high af tho so. I dunno

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>>680806823
I am though

>>680810552
He definitely took the plants. That's how it is out here.

>>680810783
Nigga I started smoking when I was 14. I'm 25 now
Last sober day was almost 2 years ago
Swed

>>680810783
Pretty much this.

It has gotten to the point where I only act sane when I'm high. Whenever I smoke I feel really guilty about how I act without weed. Trying to cut down.

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don't know how to find a hookup

Is this the middle school/faggot thread?

>>680810919
Exactly how it happens here to bud.

Because I'm a socially awkward, white nerd, and I don't know who to talk to to get some.

>>680806823
I dislike the very existence of marijuana. hows that.

>>680806823
Visiting my mom at the country side. Thought it would be great idea to leave my gear at home. Stupid,stupid,stupid.

>>680811166
Same. I don't know enough to use any sites on deepweb either.

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i am faggots

>>680811221
Canada?
I'm B.C

>>680806823
Cause I got high 20 mins ago

>>680806902
>I smoke two joints when I play video games.
At every 10 000 points.

>>680811415
XD Sask

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>>680806914
I hear you bro

>>680807200
I acctualy know that feeling.

>>680806823
Job tests me through a lab screening and I like my job

http://flirti.cf <<< is a dating site for adults meeting.
It is a network for uninhibited adults who will be happy to rendez-vous for the one-night date.
Here you will be able to realize your secluded fantasy with the right partner,
to return inspiration and adrenaline into your life It is a dating site for adults,
where you can register and meet for sex, BDSM and find the uninhibited partner relations.
^^

>>680810566
same

>>680811895
Well youre in this thread, did you love it befor? Miss it now?

I was baked last night, I got $100 worth of bud, rolled 7 blunts and smoked them all.

>>680811615
Nice
Legal next year

>>680812045
>blunts
what are you a fucking nigger?

>>680806823
smoking some hash and tobacco right now motherfucker

>>680806914
good on you

>>680812373
ewwwww

I might have a warrant, can't take any risks

>>680806823

I'm only 4' 7" but have a 9-incher

>>680812622
Checked,
And because my shit from DNM is taking forever in the mail.
Fuck USPS

>>680806823
makes anxiety worse

>>680806823
[Spoiler] You are [/Spoiler]

>>680812888
9 inch j? Impressive man

Working right now. Have a cross joint for my gfs grad party tonight. Sweetness

>>680811383
Idiots it's a simple google search

>just woke up
>taking a dump
>hungry
>want to use the bong which is upstairs
Its not gonna happen for a while bro

Honestly if you can't use deep web you should gtfo of 4chan. Our kys

>>680812995
depends on which strain. I smoke to help lessen my anxiety and it works better than the benzos I get prescribed.

>>680813487
This.

>>680809802
Ash catcher named bulbasaur (green perc)
Str8 tube named squirtle (blue perc?
Zong named The Wind
Home made beaker named fat Teusday
Travel bubbler named hammer
Big ass piece with 6 UFO perks and a honey comb perk named boss or boss yamori

I just like to be my shit for some reason

Because when has it ever been a good idea to inhale smoke?

>>680813682
Kys

cuz im a poorfag

Trying to better myself by smoking less. Been an all day every day toker for 5 years now. I think it's time to start taking it easy.

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>>680806823
I'm lit

>>680813487
what if you don't have a card to use to buy shit off the deep web?

because it's still growing

>>680808327
Friend has a 2 foot bong with a triforce wristband wrapped around it so we call it the master sword

>>680813830
You're probably some fat greasy autist who can only get frinds by smoking
>muh weed

>>680806823
fuck u im high rno bish

>>680807306
Bong Marley, ever since true life my parents medical cannabis users or something along those lines

>>680814076
>running out between cycles
found the noob

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>this

>>680806823
my not high right now what?

>>680806999
the trips of truth have spoken

Because my mom dropped by unannounced to give me hell about being a shit husband.

>>680811166
get some friends

Because smoking weed led me to a psychotic break and two months in a psychiatric hospital

>>680813682
Smh imbecile

>>680814733
>Smh

>>680814269
>36 contradicts all the others

I get it