>>680788915
Senior Marketing Designer

Pay's pretty good, but it's hell boring after a while man, the same shit, different day half the time.

>>680789594
Have any good stories?

I cut, count, package and deliver labels for mattresses, rugs, clothing and whatever else needs labels.

>>680790090
Thank you

Law enforcement

IT manager for a theme park

>>680788915
Network Engineer, mostly Cisco hardware.

>>680790726
Roller Coaster Tycoon doesn't qualify as a job

Do you guys have any good stories?

Self employed, wedding photographer.

>>680788915

salesman in a music store / failed rockstar

>>680790090
so you're a stocker.

>>680788915

Head Av Technician at a large UK cricket ground

in a call centre for an online casino

>>680788915
I work in a san antonio headshop chain. Get to smoke weed and shoot heroin with my manager, and fuck around / run errands a solid 40% of the time. The higher ups give zero fucks what you do, including drug use at work, as long as the job gets done.

>>680790909
lel

>>680789594
Hey me too!

>>680790909
Kek.

I make air duct

>>680790909
If only. I don't touch coasters themselves, maybe a ride computer every so often. It's mostly point of sale, AV equipment, and network infrastructure.

>>680791082
Oh, you mean you're a cunt

>>680791032
Paycheck says I'm a "machine operator".
Though I do all kinds of other stuff, too.
Sometimes I sweep the floors, paint the walls, do yard-work etc.

I start as a laser operator for a die making company on monday. I spent the last 3 years as a forklift operator for a cross dock warehouse.

Unemployed

>>680788915
group leader in car development for bmw.
My responsibilty= door seals, door alu trims, fixed glass, acustic foams and black highglos covers (B-soil e.g.)

ICU RN, I play God and keep people alive when they really should have died. Love it.

>>680791540
Well at least your the boss

>>680791643
Will you be able to find a job that you like?

Ima software def mainly making construction related measurment software.

I fix cars that women crash

Legionaire 2eme classe, ca cest de mered mon ami

A shit one

>>680788915
Im a moderator for Indeed. Easiest 14/hour ever.

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>>680791643

I am an industrial mechanic

>>680788915
>jobs
>not being NEET master race
Get fucked wagecucks

>>680791859
"Legionaire 2eme classe, ca cest de mered mon ami"
Could you translate that from Croissant to English?

Welfare
>free rent
>free food
>free money
>crackers workin dem ass off fo me

Electrician in a big german mining company.

>>680788915

Truck & Bus creation

working on a highspeed mill, making stuff for the factory on demand

>>680791643
How is it? Thinking about being one.

>>680791082
This person works for royal casino ~online~

Butler/Chaffuer/PA

For some fucked up reasons squatters are allowed to legally occupy homes they don't own where I come from and can not be removed by force, even by the police. They have to leave of their own consent.

So I work for a real estate agent, official job title is Bodyguard, which to be fair we do occasionally do, escorting agents in areas that may be dangerous, but the real meat of my job is "persuading" squatters to leave the property of their own will. Sometimes by direct application of a baton to the head.

Police know what's going on, but even they don't care because they know squatting laws are fucking stupid as all hell.

>>680792213
It's awesome. There are so many specialties to go into its not funny. ICU and ED are mostly where the men in nursing go. The pay is also awesome but working nights is hard at first. 12-13 hour shifts.

>>680792425
What country do you live in? UK?

>>680792213
All depends on which country you're in. That'll make all the difference to whether you enjoy/get paid enough

>>680792425
Wow super tough guy beating up homeless people.
Fucking poofter.

>>680791993
Lol not sure how to take this gif. Good example is a patient we got recently. Family had us intubate their family member to keep them alive but they had a DNR in place. Only reason they lived and are still on this earth is ICU level care.

>>680792110
I'm a continuous miner operator, are you UG?

>>680792516
Victoria Australia. The law is fucked up. The only real other way to get out a squatter who doesn't want to go is to go through the court system which could take literal months.

>>680788915
Electrician. It's active work, lots of variation almost daily, pays good and has high job security. Working outside in the summer is just an added bonus. :)

Water treatment plant operator.

Barback at a popular dive bar. Not a bad gig.

>>680792696
>Stealing an entire house is okay

>>680788915
Attorney at Law

>>680792714
That sucks. I heard it was like that in the UK too.

>>680792025
We're fucking drains on society buddy. Don't be such a fucker about it.

Geotechnical and environmental driller.

Pool Lifeguard (casual job, as I'm still at school)

>>680792835
Don't feed the trolls. NEET is insulting as is, let him feel good about himself for a bit.

Frequest flyer customer service for American Airlines

>>680792025
how's your loneliness and crippling depression treating you?

>>680792975
True, nothing wrong with being happy about your situation I suppose.

Anyone software dev or eng? I wanna know how it is

Communist Dictator of best Korea.

>>680792767
Try talking to people in a civil manner and you may get a better response from people squatting in houses. Maybe even suggest shelters etc. But you wouldn't do that because your nothing more than a paid thug. And further more nobody can literally "steal" a house.Shame you didn't live in Hawthorne,bit out of your price range.

i work in a slag factory- clean cyanide dust off the storage containers.

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I work for Dunkin Donuts,

It's not bad tbh, I get as much free coffee and donuts as I want and literally everyone there is one some kind of drug

I don't make shit but my parents pay my rent so it's whatever

>>680792705
What country,if i may ask.

Environmental scientist. Used to play in the woods electro fishing and identifying salamanders but now I write fines against fracking companies when they poison water. Pay is mediocre but I have almost no oversight so I can work as little or as much as I want and work from home whenever I feel like it.

>>680788915
Unemployed IT person stuck in a shitty small town with no IT

>>680793104
These are people who have already been spoken to and refused to leave. So what's the next step sunshine? Just keep asking them nicely until they leave?

If you got home and you found someone had broken in and refused to leave are you telling me you're such a loser that you'd just hang your head and walk away? I honestly can't stand passive nu-males like you.

>>680788915
Software implementation consultant.

Its interesting and I make a fuck load of money.

>>680793171
if I check the dumpsters will I find donuts good enough to eat?

>>680793104
http://melbournecio.org/?page_id=15

Oh and here's a handy guide telling people that they should be breaking into houses, changing the locks and refusing to grant the actual owners access to the property. If this isn't stealing a fucking house then what is it?

I sell propane and propane accessories.

>>680793406
We're not talking about people breaking into homes that are being lived in you simpleton thug. Nu-age male? Cool story cunt, I'm the Senior Shotfirer for a large mine in Kalgoorlie. And what i hate is shit kicking scum like yourself who think that being a class A fuckwit thug is something to aspire to. I'm positive if i was doing your job (if you can call that work) I'd have a very good success rate of moving people out of vacant rental properties.

>>680793560
If the garbage bags are tied tightly enough yes

Did NGO social work for a few years. Only proper job.

Then I ran away from life and now I test computer games which is fucken balls tbh.

>>680792425
Sounds like a good job. North England?

>>680793628
That's actually really funny.Youre good for something after all

>>680793212
United states friend

>>680792425
nigga wft how does that work?

If some nigga was squatting in my house and wouldn't leave I'd beat his fucking ass until he does

I live in the US so this shit goes right over my head

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Construction, specifically drywall installer, framer
Currently in school to become an optometrist

PhD student

pay is kinda bad but I only really work like 4 hours a day so per hour i earn quite a lot. Gives me loads of free time and i'm getting a qualification

>>680794169
Did you know drywall does not go on the floor?

>>680790909
kekles

>>680794012
So it's coal?

Directional Driller in the oilfield

http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492

Vote against Taylor so Tayfags can STFU.

>>680794288

funny man huh?

Paramedic, physician assistant student

>>680791643
What type of ICU? If your in a medical ICU you're just babysitting old people until the die

If you're in a surgical, trauma or neuro unit then respect

>>680793830
You're fucking clueless mate. You say you're a miner so I bet you're away from home for long periods. And you're telling me you'd be fine with someone literally breaking in, because that is what these fuckers do most of the time, and claiming ownership of your home? I somehow don't think you would be as much as you keep trying to convince me you would.

And since when did I say it's something to aspire to? Your fucking straw man arguments are as pathetic as your passive attitude. And this whole "I'm higher class than you" schtick isn't impressing anyone.

astronaut

>>680794155
Because Australian laws are fucked.

>>680788915

low level factory worker

>>680794311
No sir, potash. Sylvyte and langmanite to be precise. Not sure of those are spelt right though. I am just a lowly miner after all.

>>680794621
dad please get off 4chan

I'm a security guard, working mostly at Volvo

>>680794345
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Hey, this link is messed up. Also, can you explain who Taylor is and why we should vote against him?

>>680794705
Didn't know I had a son

>>680792922
ma nigga
also, nice dubs

>>680793104
low quality b8

>>680794783
Like corporate? Or at a dealership?

>>680793065
Software engineer

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At work now.

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>>680788915

one where it feels like i live here

>>680794414
I'm away from home 2/1 roster.Besides the god tier surveillance system i installed myself, my neighbors keep an eye on everything.Not to mention my gardener is there three times a week. You tell your shit tier story like "walked down to get the paper, motherfucker broke into my house changed all the locks, now i can't live in my own home anymore" you're so full of shit it's painful reading your posts. You're nothing but a fucking paid thug. And if your clients had half a fucking brain cell they'd have security on their empty rental properties. That way if someone breaks in the law steps in immediately.
And yes, on a moral stance I'm further ahead than you'll ever be. I'd lay money on the fact your prior employment was standing at a nightclub door puffing out your chest.

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Pizza delivery for family owned restraunt.

>>680794942
I work in Sweden at the factories still actually owned by Sweden (Trucks, boats etc)

>>680795069
is that coal?

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I'm a Forestry Technician

>>680794621
Miner doesn't mean lacking of intellect.

>>680792714
fuck, melbfag here, are you? i wouldnt mind having a job like that myself, fuck bums

>>680795356
You cut down tree's?

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>>680795264
please deliver this pizza

>>680795424
No, I paint the trees to be cut down. (Among other stuff.)

>>680795458
Okey dokey

>>680788915
Maitenance coordinator.

Boring. Is extremely hard to get me fired

>>680795317
Old Slate Quarry.

used as Electricity Plant now.

>>680794445
you don't say

I was in Sydney on shore-leave once, I'm a nigger so I had drunk assholes trying to starting shit with me almost every time I went out. But there was this one particular fucker at the train station who wouldn't back the fuck off so I decked his ass. There were two cops who were literally just standing there and watching while this motherfucker was harassing me and they only acted when I retaliated but guess who they fucking arrested?

I don't get you guys, you're like Swedes. It's almost as though you're completely not aloud to defend yourself or your property there. Yeah the homicide rate where I live far exceeds Sydney's (Chiraq reporting) but at least if some crackhead tries to end my life for his next fix I can safely pull my 9mm from my belt and drop his ass without worrying about going it jail for it

>>680790975
Never too late to shine bruh

>>680795581
fuck, meant for:

>>680794489

Marketing analyst

>>680795390
Fucking he's bum may be an opportunity for you.

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>>680793812
Hello king

>>680796218
I have a narrow urethra

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>>680790679
gawd a pig spy

Billing and Accounts Receivable for an high-end appliance showroom/warehouse company. i mostly create invoices and data entry with occasional involvement in property liens (sending a notice to owner/getting lien releases signed). It's amazing how easy this job is and how vague AR sounds when it's actually just like emailing receipts and asking people to pay them.

>>680795450
What kind of pizza would that be? Cheese pizza?

>>680788915
League of Legends player support. Tbh the only good thing is that I play LoL most of my worktime. Dealing with crying faggets that got banned or cry about how unbalanced is the game is stressing.

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ETL / BI support for Hewlett Packard Enterprise

>>680797875
Any good stories?

Electrician, Everything changes day by day, but else its the most boring shit

I'm a private tutor for highschool juniors and seniors.
Shit pays pretty well, and is more engaging than min wage work for sure. The fuckers stump me every once in a while though lol

>>680798373
Let's get some mods over here. This is disgusting.

I'm CEO of apple

>>680798373
Can people report this guy for illegal content?

Barman

Environment Manager at a Coffee Factory.

>>680791123
Planet k? Which location, Broadway or austin highway?

Embalmer for a mortuary service.

Ornamental and architectural Iron worker. Pays pretty good. Dangerous job though. I enjoy it.

>>680788915
3D Generalist, Animation modeling, currently working in prime and commercial and mobile games

Young talent pornographer