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>trips decide what to buy >no animals or drugs
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>trips decide what to buy
>no animals or drugs
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Buy 10€ of water
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An off can of Pepsi max
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>buy bees
>buy cocaine
>give cocaine to the bees
>bees make honey really fast
thats my plan
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>>680778665
Buy 10€
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Animals and drugs

Sorry OP

Gay porn?
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buy a dog or some painkillers
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Buy me a game on steam
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buy some actual real money
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A black dildo
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>>680779044
No a dog is an animal
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>>680779124
a goldfish then
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>>680778665
Buy ice cream.
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>>680779124
No, Dogs are humans aswell~PETA
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>>680778867
>>680779082
>>680779097
ayyyyyyyyyy lmao
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>>680778665
a cucumber and lube
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>>680778665
Cheapest hooker you can find
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buy 2 Twix
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>>680779082
Buy this prick a 5eu game on steam and buy me a 5eu game on steam too
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buy some expensive meat
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>>680778665
Get a man and put oil all over him faggot
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>>680778665
Where the fuck do you live where you could get any animal (well maybe you could get some fodder mice) or any drugs for 10 euros?
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Buy an African boy.
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buy drugs or animal
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>>680779407
that's an animal dude
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Napkins, buy it all in napkins
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>>680779375
OP here
>netherlands
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>>680778665
Duct tape
Condoms
Tube of vaseline
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OP buy yourself a new hobby and gtfo
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>>680779504
Buy pindakaas
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Nothing
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>>680779572
I dont like it
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>>680779597
Faggot!
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buy a vape dude XDD
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>>680779597
buy a pannenkoek
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buy some gay porn u fagit
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Buy a new toothbrush, the one you have is already old OP
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>>680778665
Fuck all, you can't even get 2 pints of Guinness in Dublin for that.
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Buy lotion and Kleenex
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Buy 10 scratch lottery tickets (1 euro each), post results
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Steam wallet
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>>680779852
roll for triple zeroes get
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buy whatever you want
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>>680779852
roll
zeroees
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>>680778665
what about drugs for animals or animal drugs?

Animal drugs FTW
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>>680779972
reroll
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>>680779852
one more, one more
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>>680779994
fuck, almost quads
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A new life
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Buy some lego blocks
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>>680779082
Buy this guy a game on Steam
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>buy a shitload of small empty weed bags
>start fapping
>everytime you're about to cum, cum into one of those bags
>make a huge collection
>eventually cum dries up, sealed in a bag and looks powdery
>go to parties and randomly drop those bags everywhere
>people will find them and think its drugs
>they will snort your cum
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buy a sportscar
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Buy condons and three bananas
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>>680780128
HAHAHAHA nice one but still no trips
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>>680780128
roll for hilarity
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buy a car for ants
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>>680780128
I'll roll for this
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Laxatives then eat and post result
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>>680778665
adult diapers
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buy a purple pencil
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buy the cheapest paperclips you can find
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A Dildo
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Extra small condoms
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buy some shemale porn
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>>680778665
Fucking Poor Fags
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rollllll to 666
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>>680779347

if he would by expensiv meat he could get around 100 gram
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http://poopsenders.com/
Buy some shit and send in to your adress
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blowup doll
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>>680779375
You can buy crickets for 0.50€ each in the corner shop of my street.
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buy counterfeit money, faggot.
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buy a hamburgers met korting
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>>680779461
Gorilla*
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>>680778665
Eat it is the only reasonable answer since you'll more than likely dig it out your shit
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buy some piss
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>>680780651
Roll
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Rocket league on steam
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Buy dope obviously you cuck, you live in NL
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>>680780863
cuckadoodledoo!
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diiiiiildo
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Send em to me
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10 seconds from a hooker
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>>680778665
drugs
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OP here
It takes so long
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>>680778665
why not drugs man buy some weed
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>>680780128
rooollllllll
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>>680781048
who told you to spendit on Ice faggggggggot
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buy weed
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>>680781133
double dubs.......that counts at least 5€
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>>680781133
I still have €10 faggot
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>>680778665
lol you can't buy shit with 10€
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Málaga OP?
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10 euros of fizz-wizz
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>>680781177
double dubs on double dubs xD
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>>680778665
Buy Pizza
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Buy daisy's destruction
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>>680778665

vegan shit pizza
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>>680778665
Cheese
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buy me a game on steam
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this is getting boring....im out
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RICK AND MORTY ON ITUNES
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>>680782224
ohhh so close
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>>680782270
Reroll
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Buy as many matches as you can with that money
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>>680780096
not samefag at all you fucking faggot
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Feminist haircut. Coloured blue.
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Body pillow
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Tendies
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>>680778665
buy condoms and cucumbers all for 10€
tell the clerk you don't use lube, you go dry
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>>680781048
Nice hands. Maybe nudes?
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Fleshlight
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>>680782656
reroll
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Buy an Amiibo
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>>680782656
Roll
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Tampons
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>>680778665
buy your mother something nice.
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buy some lube
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save it
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Buy gasoline and styrofoam pellets
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>>680778665
bubble wrap?
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a pink dildo
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A dildo
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>>680778730
U mean bepis?
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Buy a
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Cucumbers and condoms
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Buy lubricant, condoms and 2 cucumbers.
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>>680780128
rou rou for this shit
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>>680783772
Schwuchtel
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>>680784324
Halts Maul du Lappen
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>>680779902
I like this anon. Simple and stupid idea, rolling.
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Toilet paper.
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>>680778665
Get head from a homeless person.
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buy condoms and a cucumber

show us the face of the cashier
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>>680784512
Reroll
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Buy a bullet rent a gun and kill your self
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buy a picture of my feet
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>>680784586
>gun
>OP is using euros
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Buy cyanide
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>>680784512
This
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>>680784650
roll for this
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1000 american dollars

should leave you with a fair bit left over
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>>680780128
Rolling for this
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Buy a drug lizard.
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weed
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Rollin for a cheap hooker
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Buy a knife
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>>680778665
>Buy stamp and envelope
>Put change in envelope
>Mail it to first address to get dubs in /b/
>???
>Profit
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>>680784324
Klappe halten, Ingo. Wer hat dich denn wieder ans Internet gelassen?
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>>680784512
Rolling
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send to my paypal
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>>680779902
this
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>>680779902
Reroll
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anything you're allergic to
else buy a barbie movie
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>>680784990
Rerollerino
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>>680779902
Roll
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The longst dildo you can buy with 10$, then film yourself deep throating that dildo
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>Buy Condoms
>Buy Lube
>Buy a big Cucumber
>Post Face of Cashier
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>>680779902
I want to see this
>inb4 you win 10€
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Grab a stack of paint samples and some Elmer's glue
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buy a rope and kill yourself
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>>680778665
Buy ur mom.
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>>680779902
quads
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>>680784512
This again.
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Burn it.
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>no animals or drugs
cant grt neither for 10eur anyways faggot. buy a sock and however many soap bars you can get. but soap in sock and clock yourself in the head until you stop wasting our oxygen
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>>680779902
roll
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>>680778665
blow job from a desperate for cash hooker
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>>680784512
Go for it op
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>>680785277
a gram of weed costs 10 euro virtually everywhere
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>>680778665
6 packs of toilet roll
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Buy some chewing tobacco and some rolling papers

Smoke chewing tobacco and report results
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>>680785353
weed aint a drug... can get it in a freaking shop
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>>680784512
Go for it op. Webm it.
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>>680780128
roll
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Buy 10€ of dried plums, eat them all in 15 minutes and tell us the feeling.
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Buy a dildo on amazon and gift it to your mother with the note saying "with love ;^)"
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>>680785396
dooo eet
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>>680785483
Reeeeeroll
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>>680785396
Reroll 'cause no one's getting trips
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fuck this poorfag. somebody here know if the cremation and grinding yesterday shed enough weight for hawk space program?
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Cat food
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Buy condoms and Milk , put the milk in the condoms and leave it all over the place you bought it
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Buy a magnifying glass, some tweezers and lube
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>>680778665
a baguette
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>buy peanut butter
>cover yourself in peanut butter
>post it on 4chen
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My hot substitute teacher was also a nurse. I got up the courage to ask her before class when no one was around about a private matter. I told her about a bump on my groin area. She said on your testical? I said yes. She assured me that this discussion would be safe with her and that she would like to make sure if it is serious or not. She then asked if i was ok with coming to see her in her class on my lunch break. I said sure. When I was in the class room she had me go into a room with her. She locked the door and said you have nothing to worry about I do this type of stuff on a weekly basis. She had me drop my pants and pull down my boxers. She did not cover me at all it was like she wanted to see my teen dick. She started to rub my balls and that is when I started to grow until it became a rock hard stiffy. She did not stop. She kept going and going until I let out an ahhh sound. My fucked pumped and then it shot out globs of cum like a rocket. Some landed on her hand and arm. She said ooh myy! I said omg I am sorry! She replied don't worry with a cheeky looking smile. She said that she would clean it up and that I am perfectly fine and that I should practice feeling for lumps after a shower. She said I can go now and that is when I left. I always wondered if she tasted my jizz after I left but I guess I will never know. Seemed like she planned to do that the moment she knew I did not have anything to worry about. She just kept messaging my balls until I could not take it anymore. Best moment at school for sure.
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>>680785655
sounds fun. roll
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>>680785748
Support. Rerolll
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>>680785746
Wrong thread faggot
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Buy as many condoms as possibly and put them over your benis
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>>680785840
this
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>>680785831
and wrong color. still kinda nice story
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A giant dildo
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>>680784512
Thisfaggot.
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Buy some model rocket engines, a toy car, a mouse and some tape
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>>680785840
roll
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>>680785993
reroll
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>>680785462
This.
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still no tribs


>>680782656
roll
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>>680786041
come on
200 posts and no tribs
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>>680784512
Since this one has the most links to it. Roll.
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>>680780128
this

my friend does this
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go to beathe uhse shop and buy one dildo
and than dildo in pooper with photo and post the result here.
and buy the biggest dildo that you can buy for this money faggot
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>>680779902
roll
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>>680786264
thats nice, do it
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>>680786332
so close.. reroll
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>>680778665
A packet of seeds
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Buy a bOttle of vodka and drink it
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>>680778665
A bag of diapers to masterbaite in later
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>>680786264
rollo
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Buy a children's book, some whiteout and a sharpie

Create new thread to edit children's book

Return children's book and get money back for ultimate keks
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>>680778665

Buy manga volumes
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>>680778665

Buy anime
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>>680786264
>>680786332
>>680786446

wtf two times so fuckin close
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>>680786412
By the power of Thor
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Buy a toorhbrush and carefully open the package, Insert brush into your ass and put it back into the package. Go to the store you got it and put it back into theshelf
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Laxatives then eat em
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>>680778665

Buy tobacco and get cancer
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>>680780128
roll
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>>680786264

roll for this
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>>680784512
Reroll

Also OP, make it a video so you can get more money from views in youtube
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>>680778665
Buy a pass with your mother.
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>>680786628
may the shitstorm begin
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Go buy some pogs
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Buy manga...
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>>680786607
This
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>>680778665
donate the money to an animal shelter
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Buy a skin for cs:go on the steam market and send it to me
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Buy a new toothbrush
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>>680779407
What would he do with the other £9?
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>>680780128
roll
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Buy a sack of potatoes
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right in pooper
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Buy some milk and spill it on your head in the shop
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Gay BDSM porno mags at a local store.
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Buy cheese and socks and microwave it
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Go in front a of a homeless person, put down your pants and shove the bill up your ass.

Then tell him the money's all him if he manages to pick it from your butthole.
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>>680786918
Roll
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>>680786918
roll
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>>680786916
Roll
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>>680779902
roll
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>>680786918
rullings
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a used fleshlight
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>>680786918
Rawling
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>>680786786
roll
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>>680786974
rlolo
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>>680786985
roll
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>>680786999
winrar
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>>680786999
nice winrar
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>>680786999
WINRAR
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Throw it away
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>>680786999
Haha. Winrar. I like it though.
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Buy some raw sea food for dinner
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>>680786999

WINNER
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