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my wife is 5k miles away

2 months after I married her she went back home to europe and I don't go to her for 3-4 months if everything goes right.
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>>680778817

Hate to break this to you anon but she's getting relentlessly pounded by every guy within 10 miles of her. By the time you travel the 5k miles to her she'll have taken 5k miles of dick in every hole in her body
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>>680777449
halp.
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>>680779395
post coordinates and maybe someone will send you a pizza
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>>680779465
This takes me back to when I was a kid and still living back home.
I used to work in this banana factory, it was a pretty shitty job with low pay. But we did have a pet monkey and he was crazy.
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>>680779632
Where did you grew up?
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>>680779895
Bolivia just west of San Borja
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i know it's pretty faggoty, but when you're such a faggot, at least you can take some idiots with you when you an hero.

i like doing good deeds.
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>>680779085
not every woman is like your mother anon
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I'm so insanely hung-over. Maybe I'll do an hero.
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>>680779085
5000 Miles takes approximately 15-16 days to drive.

Which is 360 hours. An average person (except experienced drivers) can drive 8 hours per day. This gives you a sum of 45 Days, lets assume it as 1 month minimum 2 month maximum. Adding to 3-4 months you pre-mentioned we have a total 5 to 6 months of a wife unleashed.

Taking 15 cm for average penis size; in order to hump 5000 miles of penis lets assume that for 8050 km, which results of 805.000.000 centimeter long of joy. Approximately 54.000.000 times she will get fucked. Difference of the candidates may vary and cannot be found with these variables.

You better fly next time.
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>>680780652
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
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BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN
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I blend smoothies for faggots for a living, currently.
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>>680782212
>ornstein and smough
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>>680782212
imagine left sitting on right's face
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>>680781061
>implying one "thrust" of penis per intercourse. Dunno about you anon but it takes me at least 3 to blow my load.
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>>680778415
Saved. Thanks a bunch, anon
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>>680782677

People still get excited by "your mother" jokes?

Is there any responses that shows more stupidity and less creativity than saying your mother?

Even in grade school only the dumbest of the niggers came back with your mother
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>>680780911
kek
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trying to fap but can't cum
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>>680785448
This pretty much sums up my life atm. My wife left me after less than 18 months, I have crippling debt for at least the next 18 months, my work is currently going from easy 80% of the time to not enough hours with a lazy prick of a boss.
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I'm hungry but I'm not sure what to have for breakfast
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>>680785482
>Even in grade school only the dumbest of the niggers came back with your mother
Which is ironic, since now only the dumbest of niggers come on your mother's back
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>>680782981
Kek
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>>680789627
Im right there with you anon
Let us hope it gets better soon or we'll anhero for sure
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i want to stab myself in the guts it hurts so bad
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Ready to take on the day and wring it dry
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>>680789537
Suhvaaj
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>>680781061
Are you retarded?
Driving for 8 hours a day at 70 mph is 560 miles a day. That means you'd be done in 9 days, not 1-2 months
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Some squirrels be fake.
Some squirrels gets da nuts.
Some squirrels just plain ARE Nuts!

Guess which kind of squirrel I am?
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>>680791893
I also forgot to mention that your calculated speed would be driving 14 mph for 8 hrs a day, which is absolutely absurd
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>>680792113
a faggot squirrel.
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>>680789537

See now that I can actually respect. You actually thought of something as opposed to just saying your mother.

It is pretty funny how mad you got though. I guess you know I'm right about your wife. I'm sorry anon. It will be OK. Try not to think about why her pussy is so much bigger and looser the next time you see her. Try not to think about how many of those guys went ass to mouth on her. Try not to think about how she was texting you she loves you and goodnight right before she gagged on their cock
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>>680777641
pigeon-man?
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>>680778415
so edgy. did you find this on facebook?
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>>680789959
i could do that for you
it's my fetish anyways
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