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>ITT
>weeb fags get mad
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>>680767866
What a shitty sword, it's dumb how weeb fags like them.
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>>680767866
I mean I understand this is a troll thread but

This nigger doesn't know how to use the Katana
It's suppose to be used in a slashing downward strike or you fuck your shit up.

This nigger in this vid had to be trolling.

I don't own any swords, but you cant just pick one up and bang it against shit.

The fuck man.
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>>680768124
>>680767866
and stop same fagging your thread
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>>680768136
Id like to see proof
Very interested
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>>680768175
Not a samefag, you dumb cunt.
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>>680768175
Not same fag
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>>680768306
>>680768124
>>680767866
>look mom, I figured out proxies!
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>>680768442
Why don't you update your Clover app? You degenerate.
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>>680768136
exactly obviously this guy was doing a blunting upward strike.
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>>680768136
The guy is a master swordsman. He does the same thing with a longsword and in breaks the one strapped down. He was showing the superior constriction of European swords.
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>>680768583
It's been taken off the store
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>>680768302
http://www.howcast.com/guides/911-how-to-do-katana-sword-fighting/
http://www.martialartsvideos.com/katana-techniques-beginners/

everything is in fucking videos, im not watching all of them

not spending my time in this troll thread.

THIS IS WHY THEY ARE CURVED
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>>680768825
The developer is still updating the app, he's trying to negotiate with Google to put the app back up.

Here is his site: https://floens.github.io/Clover/

Go to APKs and download the first APK on the list, that's the most recent release.
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>>680768837
>I'm not watching all of them
Hasn't watch any of them
>muh downward slashs
wtf do you call what did nigga is doing?
and i mean other than breaking weeb hearts.
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>>680767866
Probably, but you don't try and block or hit a sword with a Katana, you try to hit flesh.

A katana looses every durability challenge.
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>>680768837
The steel in Japan was far far lower quality than European steel. THAT'S why they had to fold it so many times and also why they are still lower quality than European swords

Sorry weeb
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>>680769122
sooooooo useless against armor then
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>>680769107
Thanks brother
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>>680769265
Japanese samurai armor was made from thick layers of paper.
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>>680769122
You are supposed to deflect the blade using the side, not the edge. Are you supposed to just try and dodge every swing? That only works in anime.
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>>680769265
Basically. Leather armor not so much, and only the rich samurai could afford anything other than leather so it was really effective.

But every suit of armor has openings and katana were thin blades so it could work as a piercing weapon. Once.
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>ITT
>People who fap to photos of their neighbor get mad
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>>680769438
oddly enough that is where all his information is obtained.
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>>680769422
They had metal armor, it was just shitty compared to European plate armor.
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>>680769438
Hurr durr no. I'm saying they were not made to be used as a shield or to clash with other swords.

Not saying they don't, but they were made to cut and not block.

Objectively striking a katana to demonstrate its low durability is just trolling.
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>>680769449
Also the katana was more of a fallback weapon. The primary weapon, like in most cultures, was a spear.
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>>680769143
this

their swords sucked ass if they weren't an island 5000 miles away from europe behind mountains and millions of angry mongs japan would have had their shit pushed in
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>>680769717
Earlier in the video the guy cuts a tomato with a katana and then a longsword. He was just showing anything a katana can do, a longsword can do just as well if not better. I think it was to demystify the katana. The katana is a mediocre sword. Low durability. Relatively heavy. Less reach and worse balance than a longsword.
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>>680769754
>>680769717
Mad weebs who get their information from the back of a cereal box.
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>katanas are what all the strongest anime characters have so they must be the strongest

the reason they were folded so many times was because japan used what is known as "pig iron" which was inferior to european resources

basically:
katana-decent sword made from shit material
all european swords-high quality swords made from high quality material

katanas may not be as god tier as people would like them to be but japan made the best out of what they had at the time and I guess that in itself is impressive. but anyone who argues that katanas are the best are ust fuckin weebs
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>>680770053
It really is.

But its design is pretty cool, and I think that is what captivates a lot of people.

Not to mention Japan's idolization of the weapon. That practice isn't alien to warrior cultures so other countries believing the myths of the sword makes sense.
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>>680770241
This.

It all comes back to the materials used, and Japan had shit.
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Why don't we just forge a blade with multiple techniques and high quality steel?
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>>680770715
Because we have guns and explosives now
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>>680770518
It wasn't just the materials, it was the construction. Katanas had a soft spine and a hard edge. That means it takes a sharp edge, but it can get chipped easy. And the soft spine, while good for absorbing energy and preventing the blade from breaking, it wasn't capable of retaining its shape, like the video demonstrates.

The European sword, on the other hand, was made for a single homogeneous piece of spring steel that could take a keen edge and had the right amount of flexibility.
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>>680771130
True, but for the sake of ending a fued, why not make one to end all be all. Or some shit idk
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>>680768632
Do I hzve to take your word for it? Because I'd much rather have proof
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>>680770715
Modern blacksmiths do this, and the longsword is still better because its designed better.
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>>680771398
Its on youtube. The guy actually makes the katana.
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>>680771480
Maybe if we had a Dwarven Forge. Which reminds me, if a modern Dwarf makes a forge, is it still considered Dwarven?
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Arabic swords are better than katanas and longswords
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>people think katanas the best sword
>mfw
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>>680771610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVCaJdYZmCU
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>>680767866
Sword fighter here, katanas are shit, but the video triggers weebs for the wrong reason
>Katanas were not made for bevel on bevel contact
>Katanas were made from really shitty metal (it was folded so many times because there were so many impurities)
>Katanas are not even particularly "solid" given their length
>They were popular because Samurai used them, Samurai were alcoholics who abused their position of power, the cultural changes away from them was one of the best things to happen to Japan.
Any weapons the Filipinos used were way better, and the skill required was even to this day world class.
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>>680771905
No joke, scimitar are my favorite swords.
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>>680771897
Maybe against peasant, but those sword are useless against armor. Even chain mail. That's why most European swords are pointy, for piercing armor.
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>>680772138
THAT, is weeb rage bait.
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>>680772183
Did you read R.A. Salvatore?
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>>680772511
No.
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>>680771897
These look like they're meant to fight the guy behind you
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>>680772213
You can still stab with a curved sword. Armor doesnt make you invinceable, if that were true then why would fully armored knights still die in battle
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>>680771897
>your dick after fucking in a moving van
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>>680772691
Not sure how you see it but okay
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>>680772789
Drowning.
Burns.
Falling, can't get up, trampled by horses.
Choking, no one can perform Heimlich.
Poo in Suit, die from infection.
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>>680772952
>choking, no one can perform, Heimlich.

Fucking lol'd.
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>damascus steel swords

gg
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>>680772952
Armor makes you harder to kill but not invinceable
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>>680772789
Yes, but curved swords, especially swords curved that much, aren't that good at it. Ideally for a thrust you want the hands inline with the point so no energy is wasted. Europeans were constantly changing sword designs to make them as usefully in battle as possible. If big sweeping curved blades were more effective, they would have used them. They only used started using curved blades when guns made armor obsolete.
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guns>swords
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>>680773391
BUT MUH JAPAN!!
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>>680773260
I know they were less effective for piercing but they could be still used for that. As a great soldier once said, 'it's not the sword that's great it's my arm'
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I think OP just wanted us to post things that made weebs mad but now this threads turned into a sword discussion

shall we also discuss japanese warrior vs other warriors?
spartans>samurai
knights>samurai
pretty much any european warrior>samurai

end of discussion
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>>680773464
Nambu Pistol.
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>>680773534
Then what is your point? Longswords were more versatile. A better design. You said Arabic swords are better, but they aren't. They have greater cutting potential, but that's it. They lack the mass and thrusting ability to do anything against armor.
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>>680773817
Just use a hammer or a rock on a stick.
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>>680773903
That's what knights used against other knights.
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when it comes to melee weapons its not about which is best its about which warriors were best.

and european warriors were superior
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>>680774071
Ah yes, the Spearaxemaul.

Brilliant.
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>>680773903
>not using a daedric warhammer
>mfw
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>>680774267
Pole axe
same thing
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ill beat you all with a pellet gun and my foot
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>>680771897
>lack of pressure on a en end blade (where the most pressure is)
>useful for slashing movements, but that's about it
>a larger looking blade to make 5'6" men look intimidating
>extra weight on a shorter blade
>no real purpose against most other blades
Sorry but sand niggers were not brilliant at swords either
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>>680773817
Arab swords took back jerusalem from fully armored templars...
European swords don't even cut they just use blunt force.
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>>680771897

Arabic is a language, and that sword is Persian.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamshir
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>>680772138
lol, weebs BTFO

and on their own mongolian still image appreciation website no less.
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>>680774611
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMN

HELLO?

911?

I NEED THE BURN WARD.
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>swords
>not using battleaxes, or even in the later stages, firearms
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>>680769422

Paper Mache anon.


For improoved samurai spirit!
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>>680774611
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scimitar
This one is arab and it has the same shape only different guard
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ALL OF YOU NIGGERS ARGUING ABOUT SWORDS N SHIT WHEN WE HAVE FIREARMS, EXPLOSIVES, MILITARY VEHICLES AND OTHER WEAPONS THAT MAKE SWORDS OBSOLETE. YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK. I WILL NOW CONTINUE TO SPREAD MAYO ON MY BREAD WITH A VICTORIOUS FACIAL EXPRESSION.
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>>680773102
ISIS pls go.
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>>680772789
the force of the thrust which of course a katana is useless at and a spear or long sword is very very good at

the reason knights got taken out is you cant see shit out of them and against arrows and another sword you are in a good place , against a little fucker with a knife whos able to jump on the back and worm a way into the cracks you`re fucked

main issue is try picking up a longsword and swinging it around , fuckin heavy doesnt quite sum it up , if it lands however it makes a real mess

in battle id go on a katana as at least you can run the fuck away with it
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>>680773260
...And then they started to use sabres directly derived from other curved swords.
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>>680774953
Durrrrrrr guns run out of bullets
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>>680775022
Fuck I didn't read your whole post, sorry.
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>>680775078
And swords break, just like OP pointed out
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>>680774953
whoever the fuck drew this needs to practice, that looks nothing like reagan
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>>680767866
That's it. I'm sick of all this longsword bullshit that's going on in /b/ right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus deserve a better rep on /b/
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>>680775133
Then you have two knives

How can guns even compete
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>>680775133
Put a sword on your gun.

>stupid weebs putting guns in their swords
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>>680774953
i feel like the most offensive past of that image is the fact that lewinsky was nowhere near as attractive as that.
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>>680775244
*part
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>>680773817
sand niggers also used armor. How were they able to fight wars among themselves if all were armed with curved swords while using armor?
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>>680775196
Holy shit I just realized SWORDS are just METAL STICKS

The tables == TURNED
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>medieval weaponry
>not even talking about bows

>could pierce through any armour of the time
>could re-use unlike guns
>superior range to swords
>getting hit with an arrow is a lot quieter than getting stabbed with a sword
>lighter than sword

superior in every way, the real debate should be who had the greatest bows/archers
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>>680775466
>The Yumi

Weebs strike again!
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>>680775239
>normies put gay little knifes on their assault rifles
>weebs put pistols on their katanas

>mfw you faggots arent putting steel claymores on each barrel of your miniguns
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>>680767866
Wonder how many people know this is from a "documentary" about how very specifically the "german longsword" is the best thing evar. With how they go on about it in the video I would not be the least bit surprised if they cut a piece where they literally masturbated over how much they love the "german longsword".

Is the katana the best sword ever? Probably not. Will it still kill you with good hits? Fucking yes.
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>>680775348
spears
slashing is useless against mail
swords are almost always a secondary weapon
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>>680775516
what the fuck are you talking about? how was my post weeb in any way?
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>>680775179
fold it up to a million times
> yeah right , even working full time it takes 40 minutes to heat up and bend , thats 36 times in a day or lets call it 28 THOUSAND years to fold a million times , dont be retarded now

europe didnt find japan until the knights that faught had been dead centurys , did i mention dont be retarded ? dont be retarded

i live within a mile or 2 of this
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>>680775658
>longsword iron sight bayonet

You might be onto something.
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>>680775896
>falling for extremely obvious b8
>calls b8r retarded
>mfw
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>>680775896
m8...
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>>680775886
Stop being conceited you fucking teenage girl.

I was saying The Yumi is the best bow, attempting to perpetuate the weeb bashing by playing the victim.

Vain ass mother fucker.
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how can swords even compete with modern day weaponry
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>>680775708
well, longswords are superior to katanas. there are videos on yt of experts comparing them. more flexible, 10" extra reach at around the same weight. better balanced making it more nimble in the hands.
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>>680775896
So you are saying the ultimate katana is still in the making? My god we must warn the others.
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>>680775179
Stale pasta is still stale
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>>680776054
i thought you were replying to my comment because you wrote that in a reply post,
how does that make me a vain ass motherfucker teenage girl?
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>>680775078
>Not having a backup
>Not putting a bayonet on your gun
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>>680776349
Well not everything is about you. But you sure try hard to make it that way.
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>>680776434
k
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>>680776288
yeah man, in another 24 thousand years someones going to have a shit hot sword
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>>680776375
>not reading the thread
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>>680771897
swords like these are used from a horseback. curved sabres don't brake your arms when hitting a chainmail guy while riding, but a straight one sure does
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>>680775993
i know i know , never know ifs its b8 or a neckbeard kill bill fan so thought why not
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>>680772795
I get your reference, and I like it.
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>>680776183
Honestly, I'd put more to the fighting styles and who they were used against rather than the weapons themselves. The guys using the longswords probably had to defeat better armor than the guys with katanas ever did until the Spaniards showed up and sold them some actual metal breastplates. Combat in general was probably also fairly different. Each sword may be pretty well suited to it's task where it came from and that's what matters.

I've never really got to dick around with either a katana or longsword, I prefer spears myself. I have a russian one that is also a flathead screwdriver and a gun.
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>>680776813
Replying to bait ironically is still replying to bait.
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>>680770241
Reason they fold it is to introduce carbon into the metal making it more malleable.

Otherwise it would shatter once hit by something, "folding" isn't limited to the japanese, many other smiths in ither countries have discovered this.

Do you even science bro?
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>>680776640
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>>680769449
katanas arent actually that thin in fact
theyre around the same as euro longstord or even bit thicker not counting zweihanders but thats different story
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>>680777370
they were lighter though
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>>680777233
No, you got it all wrong man. Only japanese fold their swords and even now as we speak they are making their ultimate sword to conquer the world.
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>>680777233
to play the doubles advocate, most civilisations that used folding, such as the ancient Celts, dropped it after discovering more efficient methods of forging.
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>>680774953
Agreed. Though, our version is cooler
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>>680770053
this nigga here is right
as a man interested in meele weapons i can say that katana in comparison to longsword is heavier, shorter than longsword, low durability comes from the method theyre forged or material used (japs have shit iron)
even thou theyre compared so often they shouldnt in my opinion because theyre simply two totally different swords from different cultures
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>>680777596
>Civilisations
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didnt vikings have carbon steel claymores that are high quality even by todays standards?
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>>680777733
fact of the matter is up against each-other, Europeans had metal plate armor, Japs didn't.
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I'm pretty sure smacking a sword on edge with another sword is never going to prove which one is better in practice. But I'm just sayin man.
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>>680777766
>check'd
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>>680777810
claymores are of scottish origin
vikings used more axes or swords with shields or 2h axes
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>>680777810
No
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>>680778033
>>680777733
fuck me my dubs
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>>680777810
I've heard the same thing said about Japs and Turks and it's never true, no they couldn't make steel that's "Strong by today's standards" that's insanely stupid to say
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>>680777089
so a nagant?
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>>680778169
get out /k/
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>>680778169
Indeed. Sad that it's becoming harder to find more nuggets in my area.
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>>680777810
those are called Ulfberht (+VLFBERH+T) and yes, they were highquality steel, even by todays standards, but, they were pretty rare, not every viking had these
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>>680778297
i've got 3 currently, tempted to drop 300 on another that comes with a spam can.
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>>680778303
Jet fuel can't even melt the steel beams we make today. Do you really think vikings could make anything close to that
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>>680772511
You're a fucking autist for liking the shit.

Over on /tg/ your kind are the worst.
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>>680769107
Use mimi instead
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>>680772789
1) Spider in suit, heart attack and die.
2) Eat a twinkie without taking your suit off or negating the calories with diet soda, get too fat to move in it.
3) Fall off castle wall because you can't see where you're going.
4) Someone shouts into your visor then quickly covers it with their hand and the sound won't go away and someone shoots you while you're distracted.
5) Getting shot.
6) Getting 360' bowscoped by Legolas.
7) Forgetting your buttplate (easier than you think) and getting raped up the ass by Shrek.
8) Getting challenged to sword-swallowing and automatically accepting because your suit inspires you with chivalry.
9) Diamond is the hardest metal known to man and a sword of it could kill you easily.
10) Encountering another knight and ending up in a stalemate because you can't kill each other, then starving to death.
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>>680778303
Aliens.
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>>680778436
I want to get my hands on an M44. Haven't even seen 9130s for a while. Mines a 9130 that was actually cheaper than the rest because bubba even though it seemed to have the best bore out of the bunch when I picked it up.
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>>680778450
taking the bait xD

no, the vikings didnt made the steel, the steel originated most likely from somewhere around india, pakistan, iraq/iran, south-western mongolia, the vikings just tradet their high quality steel for some wolfpelts n shit, sandniggers love dat fur
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>>680778699
two of mine are m91s and the last is an m91/30 if you're in texas i know a gunshop that has an m44.
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>>680768458
weeb detected
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>>680778923
Pretty far off from Texas, in Idaho.
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>>680778973
save up some potatoes and buy a house in tx.
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Katanas = good against flesh

Most armors completely fucked katanas, katanas are pretty shitty outside Asia
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>>680779022
If I did it'd probably be a vacation home. I love it here too much to permanently move anywhere but deep innawoods here.
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>>680779090

slant eyes loved making weapons that were perfectly fit for their time.

there is a weapon that looks like a sickle and is really some fucking ball and chain shit with blades on it

fucking slanty eyes and their innovation
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>>680779176
tx is the best country in the usa. but i get you, hope you can find another nagant cheap.
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>>680779090
flesh
hit bone and they get dulled already
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>>680779405
If you ever get the chance come through here, once you get far enough north it's forests galore with streams and rivers everywhere. This is the sort of stuff you see once you hit the sawtooths.
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>>680772138
>Filipinos

Gtfo cmon son
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>>680779590
This is what you see if you stick to I-84 which is why so many people seem to think it's just this.
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>>680778450
you deserve a cookie and +1 internet, sir
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