got 2 months for invading /mlp

>>680767810
What you get banned for OP?

Uploading a pic of a girl fcking a dog

>>680768394
Hahaha you fucking pathetic cunt, not even illegal in Europe. Enjoy your freedumb faggot

shota on /trash

>>680768394
show us said pic! also simply get a new IP and flush browser cache next time

>>680768824
>not even illegal in Europe
>fucking a dog
and you're proud of this 'freedom', fucking faggot

I made a thread on /a/ saying "anime is cool" and got a day ban.

Years ago I posted in a thread that said "00 becomes a new mod." I rolled 00 first try and I was goofd for a month.

got banned for making 2 breads in a row on /co worst mods of all time

I started a raid thread. The " MY GRANDA IS POLICE " chick reported me.

>>680769333
also I got like 1 month.

I posted about kamen rider on /a

>>680767810
banned for three weeks, asked to raid a teamspeak of a server I moderated.

Posted goats in mlp, ban evasion, posted a picture of Hanson in a CP thread.

>>680767810
i've got perma banned 2 times for posting CP

>>680770398
same, I haven't posted anything back then tho

>>680767810
9001 day ban for posting an image of myself.

>>680769333
Checked

>>680767810
I posted a perfectly legal site which has clothed bailjait pics.

>mods R fags

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>>680769089
>actually falling for the b8
So what Youtube video or 9gag post linked you to /b/ this time?

>>680770458
the 1st time i have, but the 2nd time i just posted girls feet, they were all clothed and it was sth u could see if u go out in summer...
>>680770632
mods really are fags

>>680767810

I have been banned twice.

1. Baiting people and saying I was 14 years old for lulz (which then, I admit, was a pretty retarded idea but fuck it, it was worth a ban.)

2. Saying "MODS" as a reply to CP.

>>680768394
>kys

>>680770571
Lol wat
You must be a hell of an ugly dude

>>680770766
pornhub actually faggot

besides CP related stuffs, is there a reason to get a ban on /b?

>>680771110
check out this thread and you'll see

>>680771110

Yes. You could get b% for lulz if you wanted to.

>>680770949
Actually they just used to ban anyone who replied in a thread where there was CP, no matter what you said, happened to me. Maybe still do.

>>680771110
Spam, mods are feeling horny, insulting the mods

>>680769089

>he doesn't enjoy the freedom to fuck a dog if he wanted to

Literally cucked by your government.

>>680771110
go read the rules. in addition to that you simply can get unlucky and come across some cranky neckbears mod that just broke his fleshlight in an autismo tantrum

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>>680771192
>b%

>>680770571
good you faggot need to take that shit to /soc/

>>680771334

wait shit I did the wrong thing

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>>680767810
I was the first person ever banned on /soc/ a few hours after it started. I posted a meetup thread for guys in their 20s-40s to hook up with girls in their teens, then proceeded to flood it pretending to be both. I got a 3-day ban for schizophrenia and was told to sort out my identity.

I had screenshots, but my hard drive ate itself a couple years ago.

Pic somewhat related. My OP pic was a screenshot from this film (Lolita) that said "Underage band? Never heard of them"

>>680771192

*b&

Got banned for posting cory on the anime board

>Fucking mods dont know the best anime

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>>680767810
Shitposting in D2G by posting no bunny heroes meme

Got banned for posting cory on the anime board

>Fucking mods

Banned twice for posting pics of Jessi Slaughter.

>>680771506
get b& again bro

>>680771407
You were far from the 2 key, my friend.
I've done close to the same thing myself, though.

>>680767810

just mentioning boxxy back when it was a bannable offense

>>680771506
Bait

I got banned for 3 days for posting the Thomas the tank engine photo saying 'I ain't clicking that shit nigga' in reply to someone who posted a CP link in a random thread.
The reason was 'replying to pedo bullshit'.
Mods are fucking gay as fuck.

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>>680771506
Hope you enjoyed that one because you have another one coming.

>>680771505

>Getting banned for posting Cory in the House on an anime board

The mods don't know what the best anime is.

I posted cheese pizza

Got banned for a month for some IP or VPN violation. Didn´t mind and don´t know what I did

I was once banned on and off for a few years straight for having a shared IP. I had shitty satellite hughesnet where they throw hundreds or thousands of people onto on base ip address so i would try to browse 4chan and be banned. All because one dickhead that shared my address decided its funny to post CP or spam furry porn on /co/ or some shit.

I literally did nothing wrong.

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>>680771506

Here comes your second ban. Enjoy.

>>680771250
How long ban was it for just replying?

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>>680771441
>sort out my identity
>schizophrenic
kek

>>680771250
Same bro >>680771695
This was only a few weeks ago tho

>>680771110
bestiality
post filter evading
advertising
spam (rarely but it happens)

"Ban Evasion" even thought I don't know how the fuck to do that.

>>680767810

there were some new notorious mods one week and there was some stupid thread with a questionable pic and i posted in the thread in no way that was approving of it and posted no pic and the ban was "replying to CP bullshit".

>>680771695
I got banned for two weeks for replying to a pedo thread. I was never in the thread, and certainly never replied to anything, but whatever. That was the most productive 2 weeks of my life.

>>680770949

Also, the ban times.

1. Until the end of fucking January
2. 2-3 days.

>>680771884
Yeah, those mods are such kidders.

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from /v/ multiples times for literally doing nothing wrong. seriously. /v/ has the fucking worst mods of all boards.

pic related, it was a thread about doing unusual stuff in vidya. I got banned.

but it happened so much for really nothing.

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>PS. CHECK EM

Sometimes if I'm out and about I use 4chan with mobile data and the IP is usually permabanned for posting CP.
Funny, really.

Got banned for saying niggers on /s/

>Responding to a thread that had pizza in it (i didn't know)
>Talking a lot of shit on /v/
>Being a faggot on /int/

>>680771760
HughesNet fucked me over in a similar way.

My first time on 4chan before I even posted anything, I was greeted with a permaban that some random fucker got for posting pizza.

What a welcome.

>>680767810

I've been banned 4x for posting in threads on /b/ that were later bombarded with CP and the lazy as shit mods just hit everyone that was in them.

I've been banned for posting relevant content to a /co/ thread that happened to be anthro/ "furry" except the actual character in question WAS.

I've been banned for flooding way back in the day when we tried nuking furry threads on /b/.

I've been banned for posting a critique of MLP back when the whiny cunt newfags were complaining to the mods about getting rid of MLP threads (long before /mlp/ was created). Still say they made the wrong decision about that. Giving into spoiled, soical media preteen faggots is NOT a good way to protect the integrity of this site, guys.

Oh yes, and I was warned for linking one thread to another. (like rthis >>/680767900 ) WTF mods?

>>680767810
I'm not sure

>>680772528

>warning at the end

The Mods are Cancer

>>680767810
Ban evasion takes something like 20 seconds, what's wrong with you faggots?

>>680772734

Depends on the robustness of your ISP and equipment. (and how lazy/dutiful to the rules you are).

>>680772528
> /mlp/ aka safe zone by the sjw
its funny that you cant post fluffies in there lol

>>680772808
You got banned, how dutiful to the rules can you be?

>>680772734
Exactly! Iv been banned twice for dumb shit and 3 seconds later im back. Fucking noobs everywhere.

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This just showed up, dunno what happened. Just started to post stuff

>>680772822

Fluffyshit is cancer regardless of where it's posted.

I think it damages /b/'s "purity" as a bastion of expression and noncensorship that any content, even MLP, isn't allowed. I think it's even MORE dangerous that the fucking preteen social media "ME MY MINE" faggots got their way. That's not good discipline and it WILL go to their heads the next time something they don't like gets traction in here. It didn't kill /b/, but at the same time I'd prefer we didn't slowly turn into fucking 9fag because of "policing" by tyrannical underage b& fucks.

>>680767810
Posts that sexualize children, calling moot a fag, shitposting, doxing someone and posting the results, claiming to be Jar Man, asking an autistic fuck to stream his suicide, and several ban evasions.

I got banned for a month for saying the full version of HFF

>>680773164
what is hff?

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>>680768394

>>680773200
Can't post it or I'll be banned, unless that doesn't work anymore...

I made a pizza thread

who bets i'll get banned for it because of some fucker who posts cp

I got banned for 3 days during the sharecash raid but it was lifted after a few hours due to excessive bitching.

>>680773366
well, what better time to try it than now?

I got banned for posting the dude fucking a chicken and the webm of the little girl eating shit. Never got a ban evasion tho.

>>680767810
I was only ever banned once, back in 07 because I posted a comment in a thread that someone had posted CP. And it was actually something like "This is fucked up and should be reported" or something like that. It was something like 7 days so no biggie.
Although taking a break from daily /b/ is a good thing, you come back and there's new stuff. When you come here all the time it seems like there's never anything new, just rehashed shit.

>dude fucking a chicken

I remember that gif
now when I see a chicken, I can't stop thinking about it

>>680773573
true, I've been on /b/ all fucking day, time to go to bed.

hands free fapping

>>680773902

nope, apparently we're cool.

I got banned once for replying to a CP thread and calling the posters cunts. When banned I then replied that they should check their logs and see that I'd reported all the images...they unbanned me after that thankfully.

>>680773600

Was the filename "chicken now tastes like sushi" or something?

>>680773987
filenames can change. There are two gifs, one of the dude licking the chickens cunt and another of the same dude fucking it.

Posting alleged cp and nsfw shit on a sfw board, apparently I'm banned right now

I turn off my system, router and all, when I go to work. Keeps neighbors from trying to hack my signal.
When I log in again I usually have a different IP address... and find out I've been "banned" for "ban evasion", posting on boards I never visit, "submitting false reports", "spamming", "invasion", "trolls, flames" etc.
Someone has been busy on the range of IP that my ISP uses.

>>680774066

oh

then I saw the dude licking the chicken's cunt one. So, I guess I haven't seen the other one yet.

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>>680767810
Posting pic related on /fit/ asking for advice on cock and tit strengthening

>>680774213
>>680774066

Avians don't have cunts. They have cloaca.

Congrats, you watched a video of a guy rimming a bird.

Anyone know how they figure out ban evasions anyway? The only things I know that could be used are the ip, cookies, local and session storage.

I told them marshviperx sent me.

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>>680771330
>neckbears
>bears

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>>680774288
As if it matters m8

>>680774288

>Congrats, you watched a video of a guy rimming a bird.

I'd like to thank my mom, my dad and all of my waifus.

>>680767810
got banned for alomost everything on the banlist
never bothered me cause since i live in germany

>free IP range

>>680774331

Pretty much the only way is if the IP range is registered to cheap proxy services or if you come on the boards blabbing about it like this >>680774073 genius.

for pretend being 15
im actually 12

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>>680774516

ENJOY SECOND BAN

>>680774516
You really are stupid, aren't you? Read the fucking rules.
Enjoy your ban.

>>680772344
I got banned for saying niggers on /sp/.

>>680774504
It wasn't real cp, decent pics though

5 months for hacking 4chan

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MFW NO MODS AROUND I'M 15 YEARS OLD, MODS FAGS

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>>680774516
RIP

>>680767810
linking frederick bastiats treatise on natural law ebook in a questionable age thread: posting in cp thread got like 48 hours G_G

DID YOU READ IT MOD NO DIDNT THINK SO

ignorant ass

>>680774962
How she can keep that sheet without touching ?

for CP apparently, even know I never posted requested or advertised the shit. Still completely confused about it as I never posted anything REMOTELY similar to it, but my ban is gone now anyway. Feel like I just walked out of prison.

Falsely reported & banned 3 days for post on tv/
Kept up usual shenanigans on other boards & got a permy
Found i had shared ip then had to appeal to get it lifted
Mod still treated the tv/ post as mine

>>680775226

I feel like we need one of those "spotting firearms -- a guide for the media" images for the 4chan mods and spotting actual CP.

I tri-forced on /c/ and /d/, only banned for two days though

>>680774516
I was born on leapday, 1992. I got banned for celebrating my 6th birthday.

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I got some random guy's ban from 2011, because of dynamic IP. That's the only ban I've ever gotten; pic related

Invaded /ck/ during the bbq anon thread. 2 weeks.

Then i got banned on phone for something i did last year. No idea what i did.

>>680774280
You are the funnyist fag on 4chan i say keep it up

>>680770398
same mate 2 perma bans on two different IP's
both bans were removed few weeks back

>>680775303
kek
was a perma ban too so I don't know how I'm unbanned. I've considered that the only other possible reason that I was banned (apart from the mods being retards) would be that my brother posted something.. but i highly doubt he even comes here. I don't know, but I was gone for like 3 months anyway

>>680767810
Asking for horse porn

>>680774962
The way she wrote "S" ... that will bother me all day

>>680775163
sucking the air with the paper in his mouth?

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>>680767810

XD

>>680774280
My fucking sides.
Never change anon. Never change.

>>680776178
>XD

>>680776295
>>XD

>>680776402
>>>XD

>>680776178
>XD
>XD
>XD
>XD
>XD

>>680767810
I was banned twice. Once for 24 hours, for some referral thing, have no idea what that meant. The other for posting in a JB thread, cause just simply saying anything in a thread like that is bad.

>>680776178
>X
>D

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>>680776178

>XD

>>680767810
I started a thread on /pol with a before and after of Michael Jackson's plastic surgery and asked /pol if plastic surgery was degenerate. To which they strongly replied yes and Jackson was a dirty nig not etc

After it had about 50 replies I posted a before and after of Donald Trumps daughter's boob job and asked if plastic surgery was degenerate and I was banned for 48hrs for that post not being politically relevant.

If you don't know /pol they're hard right racists who love Trump...

>>680776451
>>>>XD

>>680769172
...rly?

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>>680767810
Except I never fucking did this.
My IP is dynamic so I musta gotten some faggots prior one.

>>680774280
>>>>/fit/36892791

>>680777244

Not true. I once had a ban reversed! A gmasked picture was posted and I along with a whole bunch of people posted things to the effect of lolcp and such. The joke of course being that the picture wasn't actually of CP, but of a girl in a bikini or some such. After relaying said info in the appeal box my ban was lifted in a matter of minutes.

Ip banned from a campus pc by saying "fickle off you memespouting ape"

>>680776516

Chances are high that in the case of number 1 you were posting a link to a site that 4chang does not approve of for whatever reason.

>>680778574
Why?

>>680774962
enjoy your underage b&

permab& for cp x2
Multiple varying bans for bestiality
multiple for raiding both off site and cross board
countless aytobans for wordfilters/websites etc
countless for posting nsfw on sfw boards

too many others I can't remember

>>680774516
MODS MODS! c u in a month, underagefag.

>>680776632
>>>>>XD

>>680778735

Because pictures of loving families are offensive?

>>680779297
I guess so...

>>680776295
>>680776402
>>680776451
>>680776473

>samefag

>>680767810
Saying nigger in fit to a nigger

>>680771597
>>680771688
>>680771706
>>680771790

did he say he was 12 or something?

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>>680779740
>faggot

My IP changes every 24h.

>>680774962
Wait a minute...

Is this a CP thread now?

fucking chink

(

>>680767810
I get banned for random shit I never do.
From other boards I never visit.
I don't share my net with any other people who browse chan either. It is a little concerning at the time but then my ban disappears well before the unban date

Last one was for apparently posting lots of bbc on anime board.

>>68077725
A lot of fit/ doesn't seem to have a sense of humour they post like twttr

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>>680780512

>>680778901
In another life you would be a multiple felon

>not evading your bans

Fucking summerfags