i fapped to my sisters nudes before

When my gf sucks my cock I get her on all fours moving as if she's getting fucked from behind

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I love toddlercon

I'm a fag

I have raped several 11 year old girls

>>680766981
greentext pls

>>680767097
So you want me to provide a written transcript of my crimes?

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my best secret

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>>680767097
FBI please

I visited my favorite prostitute today. My wife is sleeping on the couch next to me and has no idea.

>>680767379
shes only 13 and shes a realy slut

>>680766190
I'm a crypto-fascist.

I'm really boring and have no secrets

>>680766190
when I fractured my arm in high school during my senior year I went to a medical center and was left alone in a room with an asian 6/10 milf, she wasn't too bad for her age considering she already had a daughter (I spoke to her how I received a fracture and she shared her daughter has similar interests/hobbies). She gave me compliments about how I was handsome and wanted to give me some extra cleanse wipes which she put directly into my pants pocket.

I noticed this but I didn't say much as I brushed it off and left with her to the lobby, but looking back now I wish I had done something about it.

That had to have been a sure sign she wanted to fling in that room, she looked like she was in her mid-twenties sort of asian woman.

I am sleeping next to my wife, well laying not sleeping I suppose. My mistress is waiting to see me tomorrow and wants proof that I am divorcing my wife. Of course, I haven't done anything about that because I am a fucking procrastinator and I don't want to hurt my wife, though I desperately want to leave her.

Meanwhile I am cheating on both of them with this little submissive lawyer near my office.

Add that to the fact that I am barely holding it together at the office and every time I go to sleep I sort of hope I don't wake up.

more pics

>>680768799
today i found out that toothpaste makes amazing lube

I make my girlfriend tell me about all the guys she's going to fuck while stroking my cock

I like to get really high and invite guys over to gang rape me.

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>>680766981
youre caught, asshole

>>680768876
how do you pick them?

>>680769051
Usually find a guy or two online, ask them to invite friends. Get into dangerous situations high.

>>680768840
>>680768840
doesnt it hurt your cock?

>>680769167
what are you getting high on fag muffin?

>>680766190
I tell lies about how my old best friend killed himself in order to get sympathy from girls.

>>680769221
GHB, MOLLY, MXE

I'm fucking my sergeant's wife and he's my drinking buddy.

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I have written the next best novel that could easily make more money that Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, but I don't want to release it!

>>680769167
are you a guy or?

>>680769502
Guy.

I steal cash/stock from work. Between $100-$500 a week. 5 years on and still haven't been caught.

>>680766190
I wipe back to front. Cleans my ass better.

>>680769502
There are no chicks on /b/ so that means....

>>680769426
Not with sentence construction like that, you haven't.

Years ago a guy on chatroulette forced me to do sexual shit to the wife of my boss and I liked it although he was a nice guy
After that evening I was happy to see neither of them again

>>680769602
soz ill grow a penis then

I lost my virginity by getting raped by a stranger, I liked it and re enact it regularly

>>680769624
you just a jelly hoe that loves drinking fat buckets of nigger cum!

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i've ran out of made up secrets and i sure as fuck aint gonna post some real ones.

>mfw

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>>680766190
I'm wrote a plan that grew the world economy by 30 Trillion

I stuck my dick inside my cousins mouth while she was sleeping I also made her bounce on my lap with clothe on I was 15 she was 14 would definitely fuck her now if she said yea

>>680768334
Haha. Dat feel when trapped in a corner and the flames are rising on every side..

>>680768903
Are you aware your date is set wrong?

Oh... Waaaaaaait a minute.

>>680769829
Nigga just stop cheating no your wife and emotionlessly continue your life

I cheat on my wife with ladyboys.

>>680768334

I'm moving my girlfriend of 11 years out of our apartment while I'm having my new Russian girlfirend just waiting to move in with me, with my girlfriend not knowing anything about her.

im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

I was having an affair with a married woman from work

>>680768903
> quick tabbing 4chan
good lord...

>>680768903
I love your style

>>680766190
At my old job when I used to get too overwhelmed I would lock myself in the cash office and cut up my legs.

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>>680766957

dude pretending to be girl detected.

waiting for his copy/paste replies. kek

>MFW

>>680766190
I'm a 6 foot tall black man with a 4 inch penis

I suck old man dick. and wanna be fucked

I'm actually kind of attracted to racist girls. Racist guys piss me off, but racist girls are a turn-on for no good reason. Provided they don't go on long rants.

So pretty much, I find it hot if a white girl makes harsh racial comments sometimes. And I'm white. But don't really have any problems with other races.

>>680770103
What, are you 12? Time to develop a more healthy emotional response.

When I was 13 years old my 16 year old hot cousing jerked me off and I had no idea my dick could get that hard. I thought she was killing me when I was orgasaming.

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>>680768903

Haven given at least 4 girlfriends Herpes.

>>680766190
I poured 2 shots of pure ethanol up my ass and it has totally fucked up my large intestine. Defs not gonna tell the wife that's why I'm sick.

>>680770269
Nah I was 19-20 at the time. I'm 21 now and only do it when I get really drunk and sad.
So baby steps, I guess.
How do people even go about finding a proper outlet?

I forced one of my closest friends to commit suicide.

>>680770554
I did that to my ex-girlfriend.

>>680770554
Lol. Why would you do that?

>>680770554
Greentext

>>680770214
That's okay, we'll still hang you.

>>680768903
The time stamp on the bottom left. Lol. And those tabs bro. Jesus.

>>680770447
Unprotected anal sex with strangers on Craigslist is a good outlet.

>>680769774
Donald?

Cum

>>680770833
No fuck?

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I'm into lolicon and biographies about child molestation and my boyfriend still doesn't.

>>680767235
yes

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>>680770202

>>680770952

>mfw it's actually me you're referring too, common anon we explained it last time I sound the same because the same question are asked

>>680770952
Does your boyfriend know that you're a man?

>>680770952
Cue 200 "ill be your boyfriend" posts.

Show us ya tits love.

>>680770952
What the fuck is wrong with him?

>>680770952
Tits or GTFO

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>>680771102

Actually I only get about 1 a thread and usually it's 'I'm jealous of him' not 'I wanna be him'

>>680771102
Do I detect an English man?

I pushed a person down a building and told people he committed suicide.

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>>680771102
>Show us ya tits love.

refuses to post tits or even cleavage.

>no really im a grill.

>>680771223

yes. its an english man.

a fat one.

Ex-wife sister caught me jacking off, i ended the night with a load full ti her face

>>680770792
Hmm you know as good an idea as that is I'll probably stick to cutting like an emo bitch every once in a while

>>680771223
It doesn't smell like muffins around here m8 sorry.

We descended from their criminal scum though. Some things are inescapable.

>>680771277
>a fat one.
checked, and are there any other kind?

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>>680771069

kek last time I asked the anon for poof and he snapped and screamed that I was a man and then never got back to me about what he wanted.

I slept with my wife's sister before I met her. Now when we have sex I close my eyes and pretend I am fucking my wife's sister

I've worked for a extra governmental organization that operates under direct control of the President of the United States and have helped orchestrate false flag attacks both domestically and abroad.

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>>680767627
Not bad looking. Puffy lips. Does she suck cock?

>>680771416
Kek. Sucks, I guess you don't pass for female yet.

>>680771231
Too busy munching on donuts and trying not to spill the hot coffee while posting bait.jpg

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>>680771416

if you're gonna lurk these threads to fap to your pedophilic urges, at least have the fucking decency to learn how to type (talk) like a fucking woman.

you have no fucking sense of subtlety you fat fuck.

>>680771501
We salute you sir.

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>>680771182

He's just not into it that's essentially

>>680769204
no just feels good man

>>680771416
But you don't deny it, nor did you answer the question. Does your boyfriend know?

>>680771590
How disappointing. I'd totally want to tell mine, she's a freak and all, but I don't know if she's down for that.

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>>680771512

How so? I asked for what he wanted and he essentially panicked or got bored, I dunno really.

>>680771416
You asked for poof?
Did anon deliver the gay man to you?

>>680771631
Should try it

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>>680771194

Not going to show tits since didn't boast I was a female, only brought it up because >>680770202

>>680767627
MODS MODS MODS

>>680771717
Everyone here is full of doubts, anon. We need proof.

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>>680770373
kekd

>>680771791
>Not going to show tits since didn't boast I was a female

you been claiming to be a grill for weeks you micro penis faggot (is that why you like toddlers).

now you're backtracking and saying you never claimed to be one?

fucking lel. what are you now? a tranny?

>>680771791
Show tits, timestamp, or fuck off.

We know you are a fat neckbeard sissy, that's why you won't deliver. Don't worry anon, fatty man tits will be fine

>>680771204
>>680771883
>>680771717
>>680771590

Stop engaging it. This is what it wants..... just stop.

>>680771737
i did and it felt good, man

>>680772069
I don't want to imagine a neckbeard sissy..

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>>680772069
>Don't worry anon, fatty man tits will be fine

>>680772092
Kek, gonna try it now

>>680771501
I may just get next opsec

>>680772086
But i want to know

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Once when I was 6, I took a can of soup and tried to open it with a knife. After repeatedly stabbing it I finally made a sort of shower simulation of the soup as it pure into a bowl I had underneath. I began to ponder why the soup was in a metal can to begin with and how easy it was to just stab it again and again to drain the inside gooey and watery substance. That's how it started, with cans of soup, then I began to crave more. I was able to fill up the bowl, but I wanted to fill up a bathtub so I can bathe in the soupy goodness. I came to the conclusion that everything that acted as a container for liquid must have been contains soup. Naturally I grabbed the neighbors cat and repeatedly stabbed it until a nice flow of its red tomato soup soup about a fifth of the tub...it wasn't enough. I stuffed the cat skin container into the bottom of the trash can and replaced the bag and washed the rest of the soup down the drain. I needed a bigger soup container to satisfy my needs. The next day I brought my friend Kevin to my house to play nitendo, I asked Kevin if he liked soup. Kevin said he loved the stuff, couldn't get enough of it. I grined. Casually I asked how he would like to be the soup, Kevin look confused and odd at me but he two sense came to him. He said sure and I led him to the bathroom. I told him to strip and get into the bath tub. Little did he know he was actually just a big fleshy container of tomato soup. He look at me and asked how he can be the soup. I just smiled at him and slit his throat telling him like this. It look about an hour for the tun to fill half way with tomato soup, it could suffice but I needed to completely incase myself in the broth. As I was removing the left over flesh container that is Kevin, I noticed he left behind a yellow liquid from him pee pee and a brown log from his tushie. I thought to myself, yum lemon zest and sausage. I drained the tun and hid Kevin under the sink as I was too weak to throw him away like the cat.

>>680772128
What you want and what life gives you are two very different things.

This website is CRAM PACKED full of autistic, fat, weeb faggots, that like to dress up like women, and think about diddling kiddies.

0.00001 percent of that population is probably or statistically a cute young girl who happens to like that thing.

Now that's what I call a risky fap, anon.

>>680772221

its a man faggot. been posting same shit for weeks. never provides tits... for weeks.

>>680768903
Dude, DTY?

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>>680771556

Honestly slightly tipsy and somewhat offput from the hate I got in the last secret thread. What anon said was right though same replies so essentially trying to think of something new

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>>680772280
My mother came home from her business trip the next day and asked how I behaved with Daddy. Daddy left the house as soon as mom left, he gave me 20 dollars to not tell. I told her I was a good boy, and that I ate lots of soup while she was gone. She questioned me about the soup, I should eat more solid food, but no, only soup can satisfy my hunger. She immodiatelt went to the bathroom, which w as excellent because I could wait no longer. I followed up, and closed the door behind us and locked it. She saw me and let out an oh or surprise, she asked me to leave but I said no. I said to her mommy I want soup. She told me to go into the kitchen and make some, but I said no. She gave me a confused face and asked why not. I looked at her with a huge toothy smile and simply said I want your soup mommy. She started to chuckle because she thought me some idiot child, but I knew there was tomato soup in her, coursing through her veins. In mid laugh I stabbed her stomach. She proceeded to yell and cough up blood, but before she could do more I pushed her into the tub. She tried to subdue me but I would have none of it. I stabbed her over a hundred times so all of the soupy goodness could be released. An hour passed and I had done it, I filled the entire tub with tomato soup. It was glorious. I got in the nude and bathed myself in its juices, as swallowing as much as I could. It did not taste like soup but I knew it was soup, no one ever told me what was inside us all, I know now why. I cam to the conclusion we are all living, breathing, walking cans of soup and everyone is so selfish that they keep all their soup to themselves. Well not today, my soup is mine and my mommy's soup is mine too.

>>680772176
ok, it makes your dick feel very war, for some reason but it doesnt last that long.

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>>680772415
The police came shortly after my dad discovered me in my soup tub of glory, I tried to make soup come out of him too as I was a naked bloody body myself. He was much stronger and restrained me. I spent several years in a children's hospital insane asylum. I still can't help but think everyone around me is still harboring their soup. Of course now I know it's blood, but still.... I miss the feeling of being encased in another man's tomato special

>>680772336
Who said I was trying to fap, friend? What if I'm just in that state of exhaustion where I can't yet sleep, but know I needed to be asleep three hours ago, cause I have work in the morning?

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>>680771734

No he asked for evidence I was a chick (gtfo) explained the rules to him, he got angry, asked what he'd consider evidence, he essentially snapped and just accused me of being a man (really should have screen capped it)

>>680772339
Sed.

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>>680771883

Not posting tits or vagina but what would you like, I'd have happy shown other anon but he was apparently too angry to answer me and then got shy when I called him on it.

>>680767379

>>680767627
>>680771502
Moarrr

>>680772617
Do it

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>>680772003

Read the rules anon, you gotta do it if you announce your a chick, I never did, anons asked if I was a girl and I said yes. An anon got very angry at me and I asked what he'd like, he never replied so what would you like?

>>680770046
What's your friends girlfriends name?

>>680772555
Still a man

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>>680772617
post toes

>I want my wife to fuck other guys
>she won't dobit so to get off I post her nudes on /b/
>I'm bored sexually because of her lack of adventure in the bedroom so I cheat on her all the time

>>680772719
Tits, I would like to see tits

>>680772503
really?

>>680772788
Same cept last 2

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>>680772782

Toes don't prove that you're a chick kek

>>680772788
You, sir, are a sad cuck.

>>680772546
I just want to "talk" to the lovely lass and let her know about the wrong life course she's chosen. Not to fap at all.

Haha. Yeah mate I hear you. Sleep. This site isn't worth it. The same content will be here when you wake up refreshed in the morning. Promise.

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>>680772842

Honestly was thinking of posting cleavage but all the anger in this thread really isn't making me want to reward you guys for the fact I'm a chick

I'm 36 and work in an office with lots of early 20's girls, I like to get into the office before 6am and jerk off at their desks using their personal belongings and wipe my Precum and cum on things they will use like water bottles, lip balm, phone etc

Been doing this for over 5 years

>>680773002
Sleep is disappointing. I'd rather just stare at my screen for a while longer.

>>680773011
I call bullshit.

>>680773116
Ditto

>>680773011
Kinda' don't give a fuck. Just wish you'd shut the fuck up about it so these anons can post more loli.

>>680772280
I fuckin love your Shit anon!

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>>680773116

Dats fine, honestly probably shouldn't come into this thread this time but thought I'd humor anon

>>680773182
Hey now, I want proof. Disappointment aside, proof is proof.

>>680772892
Call it what you want, it's not about humiliation for me, I just want to see her sexualized.

>>680766596
share them

>>680773290
Then post nudes so I can rub one out

>>680767757
Smeg and the heads

>>680769367
Holy shot that's awkward.

>>680773381
I second this suggestion

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>>680773355


You sound angry that you didn't get tits, maybe another day when you're all not being so agro

>>680773506
Thanks, anon.

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>>680773319

Looking for anything in particular?

>>680773539
Post picture of you posing like this. Man or woman, I will fap anyway

>>680773539
Kek, ok. Not same guy, but come on. I asked nicely.

>>680773590
Any more creampies? Like curious faces

>>680766190
I have to plan a murder of a loved one. I'll most likely be the one who has to do it too. Life is really shitty sometimes

>>680773539
I don't want your manboobs, chunky-trunks.

>>680773381
>>680773506
>>680773566
I've been posting them in the promised not to share threads

>>680773625
Agreed.

>>680768903
>how to triforce

>>680773735
Man I'm tired just do it here

>>680766596
that's common practice here b/ro! next...

>>680773777
being this new

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>>680773628

Was actually legit going to but yeah not tonight, promise for another night and I'll even right something on the timestamp next time but just not tonight

>>680773674

Don't have too much with curious faces but I'll hunt down what I have of creampies

>>680773590
At least post the pic you did to that one guy that called you out

Im not white.

>>680773882
Good shit, thanks femanon

>>680771502
enjoy your ban (did fapp)

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>>680773886

Never sent him a pic, like I said before, he panicked

>>680773911
Nigger

>>680773952
Faggot

>>680773590
>>680773674
Curious faces is my loli fetish too.

>>680774020
Am not, big meanie.

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>>680773952

No problem

>>680774026
Good shit, isn't it?

>>680774016
What did you do, then?

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>>680774026

I can maybe do slightly embarrassed faces?

ITT: Fat guys in panties pretend to be young girls, thinking about children, while even sadder and fatter faggots touch their weenus.

>>680774186
Also good, I suppose.

>>680774231
Of course. That's how the world works.

>>680774186
lolis handling dick. Not fucking, just sucking stroking, licking and/or observing.

>>680774346
Agreed.

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>>680774173

Didn't do anything, normal secret thread and then anon suddenly got cranky and started saying 'oh you're pretending' blah blah demanded tits, refused since yeah never claimed I was a chick anons just happened to run with it, he kept getting angry and so I asked 'what would you like as evidence' and he replied with essentially a TL;DR trigger post, said that I merely asked what he wanted, replied with 'you replied to the wrong person' said no I didn't and gave him the screen cap of the conversation and boom he fucked off.

Never got back to me

>>680768334
Stop thinking about making everybody around you happy. It's your life, not theirs. If you want to divorce your wife, just do it. There is no easy way out of this. What's the worst that can happen to you? Not to them, to YOU.

>>680774403
Shame.

>>680771368
Yes my partner is skinny no matter what he eats.

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>>680774511

Yeah was just curious and he just fucked off

>>680774598
I hate those people.

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>>680774634

>>680774502
Lol... That and it's a domme. She wants you to Fuck off your wife, so she can laugh and turn you down. And then masturbate and laugh more about it later.

That's the MO. I should know. I've done it to plenty of you idiots. :D

>>680774634
Should post regardless of anger cause I'm curious.

>>680766596
How did you find them?

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>>680774690

>>680774346

When I was 14 (37 now) I babysat my neighbors 5 year old one summer on several weekends. Watching her happily stroke my rock hard dick until I "squirted" was the best thing ever. She's an adult now and we've become friends, but I can't look at her and not think about that smile and feel.

>>680774878
Damn

When I have an a HSV 2 outbreak on my dick.I rub the drainage on my bosses coffee cup rim. It's just a matter of time before he comes in with a massive cold sore. Fuck his bullshit.

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>>680774739

Might do later I really don't want to lead anons on I will eventually but probably not in this thread

>>680774926
Sounds like fun.

>>680774988
Damn. Too tired to stay up much more.

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>>680774988

>>680774926
Hahaha. Please be true. That's demonic and I love it.

Ps.... Don't apply for a job anywhere near me.

>>680774988
K sure that will happen fat dude

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>>680775081

Just keep an eye out in threads, I'll be around with the same secret reveal no doubt sometime tomorrow

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>>680775151

Love you too pumpkin

>>680775187
I'll look for ya tomorrow. Night kids.

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>>680775258

>>680775187
Go outside. Find someone to talk to. Find a friend.

Stop living out your weird fantasies online you shut in. Move out of moms basement too.

>>680775258
Aw thanks >3

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I'm a pretty solid, in tune guy, always happy no matter what life throws at me, an emotional crutch to people who can't find their way.

Buuut I owe it all to a steady supply of pot and lsd derivatives. No one knows. Ah well, it worked out for John Lennon.

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>>680775288

Night anon sorry for the disappointment

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>>680775320

Stay mad friend

>>680775344
Nah, you're totally fine.

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>>680766190
I desperately want to kill people but am unable to join the military and even if I could, or become an executioner I feel like killing people for reasons other than my own would be wrong because it would feel disingenuous, impersonal and contrived.

>>680775422
But y tho

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>>680775417

Appreciated

>>680770554
How?

>>680772788
inb4 the only reason she won't do it is because you'll suddenly realise fucking her right after is exactly how it feels when she gets back from overtime at work

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>>680775523

I just took a shower with my 7 &9yo nieces

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>>680775631

>>680775511
WHo cares? Just do.
I guess because it feels pure? I don't know.

i make girls fall in love with me then destroy them emotionally.

>>680775722
>I want to kill people because it feels pure

sorry can you go? I can smell your sweaty greasy face from a mile away you edgy fuck

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>>680775668

>>680775664
Anything happen, did you get a hard on? Or was it just a thing that happens and you thought you'd mention it?

>>680775774
Awh.. That's mean.

>>680770061
how did you manage this? for tips you know

>>680775722
One best investigate your emotions a little more deeply, just incase you do.

Taking a life isn't something to shit about and it will be with you, till you're gone.

Might just wanna be sure about that ya know.

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>>680775838

>>680775820
No, I'm going to stay in this thread for a while.
I'm not greasy, or sweaty unless I'm exercising, not sure what you're on about.

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>>680775937

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>>680776042

He's probably the cranky anon who's just lashing out

>>680773259
>posting porn with niggers

>>680776042
>being this autistic and edgy
y'know on second thoughts /b/ is perfect for you kid

>>680775934
>Taking a life isn't something to shit about
Right, of course, opinions because opinions.

>it will be with you, till you're gone.
Everything you do stick with you till you're gone, that's how life works.

>>680766885
I knew I wasn't the only one! I like her to act like a dog

>>680776266
Is that your opinion?

>>680776266
Not really, most people forget so much shit.
I was a dick in high school and most likely drove at least one person to killing themselves.

I smile and laugh and i'm happy, doesn't even get to me, didn't at the time and never will.

>>680766190

This is mine.

https://wn.nr/A3vdU8

>>680776194
Do autistic people normally have the urge to kill?

Are you telling me most people don't?

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>>680776166

Are you threatened by a black penis? I saved it because it's rustle, don't really care what colour the cock is

>>680775846
nothing bad happened, had to help the younger one some. i was hard once not for long. happens most of the time when they stay at my place. their parents are fairly strict godfags, highly doubt they would approve of it.

>>680776418
>Not really, most people forget so much shit.
Yeah now that you mention it I think I read something similar once, guess I forgot.

>>680776475
>i'm not your normal person, i want to kill people

You do realize you sound like an edgy 10 year old right?

Maybe its just me who thinks if your personality boils down to a cliché then you're a pretty one dimensional cringy fuck who aims to be exactly that.

>>680775320
Why?

>>680776775
I have not idea, this is my first time back to /b/ in years. I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to, I doubt you know what you're talking about or that it matters though.

Have fun with whatever you're trying to do, I guess.

>>680766972
me too :)

>>680766190
>stayed at my friends place
>his sister moved out a year ago
>Sleepytime.jpg
>sleep in her old room
>comfy.png
>toocomfy.gif.jpg.webm
>pissed my friend's sister's bed
>didnt bother cleaning it up
>remade the bed
>grabbed another blanket
>resumed sleeping.

was there the other day, same blanket and sheets. oddly no smell though.

>>680772280
>>680772415
>>680772503
Someone screencap pls

>>680773011
>implying anger should be discouraged or subdued
Nice social engineering.