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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General. All aboard!
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>Christchurch

Lonely as always
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>>680763002
>Christchurch

Evening
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Р И Т А Н О Н


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Dunners reporting, bruh
Weather's cold
>comfy
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Weed in West Auckland?
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Dunners reporting.

>>680763112
Find comfort in your anonymous peers, Chch. We're all here.
>>680763143
Evening, lad. Good to see you.
>>680763180
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>680763267
Hey, mate.
Fuck oath, it's comfy. Looking forward to more of it.
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Slowest thread evar, or?

>>680763426
I bet you are, mate!
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Rotorua fags
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>>680764226
Slowest thread...in the world.
Bloody right! It'll be good. How's things, anyway?
>inb4 take this to normiebook REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>680765094
Sounds like it!
They're alright man, feeling a bit tired at the minute
How's it with you?
>You're both in Tinychat
>TAKE IT TO TINYCHAT!
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>want to learn violin
>don't know what violin to get
>impractical to hire a violin to get the feel of what I want in a violin, because that's more expensive than buying a violin
>NZ logic
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>>680765399
Cheeky dubs though.
Word, I know the deal.
Fuark, next question?
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>>680766313
You know it!
Not an ideal day then?
I'll be back soon, if thread's still up, gotta give a mate a ride in 5
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>>680766871
Nah, long story.
>if the thread's still up
Fat fuckin' chance, this is a whole new kind of dead!
Anyway, catch up.
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Christchurch ayyoooooo
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I live in the US
Do you guys like Flight of the Concords?
Is it as beautiful as the pictures?
Is there nightlife and cities and shit happening or is it just boring?
Are your females attractive?
Do they like American accents?
What kind of food do you eat?
No single person has to answer all these, just curious
Always wanted to visit
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DID HE DIE?
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>>680767579
It's alright
Some of it, yeah
If you asked us, boring. But we are on 4chan and not out partying.
Some of them are.
Dunno, might do.
Fush and chups.
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>>680767404
New brighton here. BOREDOM IS REAL
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Cop stops all over auckland for the long weekend, got nothin to do tonight but pull buckies though hows everyone else going?
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>>680767739
Someone post a new zealand qt
I watched What We Do in the Shadows and it was funny
You seem so vague and unenthused though, are you not in a nice part and just kind of getting by?
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>>680763112
Whelp, nothing to do nowhere to drink. I guess i'll go be a hooligan around the aves. Pce
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>>680768273
I'll leave the qt's up to someone else. Can confirm they exist though.
Haven't seen it, but I've heard good things. Hunt for the Wilderpeople is a new one that's also meant to be really good, give it a go if you haven't.
Hah, sorry. That's a whole lot to do we me, not the country.
>>680768659
Go rape some Hondas, g. Catch up.
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>>680763002
what the hell, empty again?
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>>680769971
It's a whole new tier of empty tonight, mate
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New Zilinds thread
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>>680770064
dude what the hell man, hopefully this place flourishes again
probably me
what's cookin tonight?
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>>680770162
Again, the TC is full of people and this place is fuarked. Fully.
Nought's cooking here, having a quiet one. What's cooking at yours?
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>>680770513
what's TC? dunno about that
nothing much, just a bit of tyrone and rog in the sound system
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>>680770939
Got marked as spam, so forget about it.
Anyway, Tyrone and Rog?
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Dunners, bruh.. back
Gonna shit post
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>>680771664
tinychat com/nzcam
Gotta put that space in, fam
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>>680771697
34 posts deep and you want to shitpost this one home? You're keen.
>>680771725
Nah, wasn't even trying to link it, hence I just gave up.
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dunedin here, forgot about the thread even existing
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>>680771946
GG. Here is Yellowbird.
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>>680771946
tinychat com/nzcam

Get in
Yours sincerely
Dunners, bruh
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>>680772178
already there bruh, its scott
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>>680771913
Just keep it alive that little bit longer, y'know?
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>>680771664
yeah mate, here have a listen to both ofem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAW_Re6azEg

here's tyrone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs

fuck, i'm late to respond man
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>>680763002
aussie here can i just say, you have the nicest cops in the world, absolutely stunning landscapes, a parliament with indigenous investments and more recently your ad's are hilarious. note the mauri drink driving one, fucking hilarious

i only get a little shitted off with how hard mauri's try to be tough and go on about how they beat the british. it's a bit tiresome seeing some of the cringy thin ones pretending to be offended and then being al, nah im just joking bro, like they're doing me a favour, like i was concerned for my well being by accidentally insulting such a tank... :/
ways of combating this stupidity so i don't get turned off every douche mauri i meet?
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>>680772467
Yeah, I know the deal. Seems to have reached a point where that's all these threads are though.
>>680772656
Haha yes! I know these two, fuckin' crack up!
Nah, just the way you said it seemed more like you were listening to music, so I figured it wasn't them.
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>>680772859
good thing we have 3 main parties ay? one sold off, one too soft and one who cares

how about you aussies then? heads up: not all are tough wannabees
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>one of two New Zealanders in the /utg/ cesspool
>they live 1000km away
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>>680772968
what music do you listen to, mate?
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>>680773208
aussie guys are generally dopey lads (if we're talking about the white vb drinking thongs type)

i think they're pretty similar to white new zealand guys if not a bit dumber and lacking ambition.

im sure they aren't all, im talking about the ones which are though. i like them in every other way, they are into sport, they are chill, humble and subtly humble - but then after a while they need to make their presence known incase you didn't realise they were to be respected. i usually stop bothering to talk to them after that and a few have asked afterwards what they did wrong
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>>680773580
*subtly humorous
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>>680773580
ahh yeah yeah, true true
third part is also true, some of them just are like that but out of everyone, they're the most humble people

how's things across the pond for you?
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>>680773403
Old noisy stuff. Ramones, Bowie, AC/DC, is probably a decent enough guide to my kinda music. What about you? Or is based Tyrone your music?
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>>680773767
Tyrone could be music
I'm just listening to some old kiwi stuff like la de das and librettos at the moment. you listen to punk aye?
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LEVIN!!!!!!!
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>>680773747
you progress forwards and we regress. what's there to say, it's a bad time to be gay/black/poor/unwell/old/a student.

conversatism finds a way to maintain existence even in this chilled out nation, i have no understanding how or why
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G'day from Straya ya pack of sheep fuckers
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>>680774163
G'day, Bruce.
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>>680774203
oy ya goin fluffy
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>>680774152
i haven't been progressing well lately so that's out of the window

how'd it get so deep all of a sudden
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>>680774438
said the lonely shepherd on a chilly winters night
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpuUNDh8U5w
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Anyone else in a first-year MATH course at Victoria?
I'm wondering if I'm bad at math or all the lecturers have been terrible.
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>>680774620
its autumn bruv
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post some nudes you hoarding cunts
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>>680763377
you got wheels?
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hey who dunedin here
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>>680775762
me cunt post some nudes
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>>680763002

less gay Aussies
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Dunners reporting in.

Lonely as always-
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>>680775762
>>680775967
'sup, fullas?
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>>680775967
me 2
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>>680776055
>Having a shit waifu
No wonder youre so lonely
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>>680775967
We're all lonely, fam
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>>680776101
I don't have a waifu, but if I had to pick it'd probably be momiji
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>>680767591
He spent 2hours getting stomach pumped.

So not dead
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>>680776574
>>680776574
Fucking thank god

also nothing wrong with a slow thread
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whos got snapchat?
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>>680776820

Thirsty for some nudes eh?
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>>680776820
What's yours?
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>>680767591
story?
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>>680776878
>>680776861
u first
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>>680776945
no u first
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>>680776945
Mine contains my name, not doing that, kek
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>>680776942
Some guy tried to overdose like idbro on tc
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>>680777019
well that's terrible planning on your part
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>>680777325
I didn't make Snapchat to hit up cunts on 4chan though
Kek
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Any bros here tried Xanax? Is it just a meme?
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>>680777417
it's not worth it

just be happy with your life without drugs
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>>680777019
do it mayn
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just post your sc. damn
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Quints+1 coming
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>>680777640
gotem
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>>680778091
Next time for sure
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>>680767579
Not as much as their US press would have you believe, personally I am a fan - but I don't know many others.

Yes, for the most part.

There's nightlife in the major centers, I'm unsure if it will compare to the States (or anywhere) however.

I think our girls are probably as attractive as anywhere else's - there's some good looking girls, but the majority aren't that great.

Depends on the girl - bimbo's will eat it up like any other accent. Your average girl will probably presume you're full of yourself like the stereotype.

The food is diverse in NZ, lots of cultures mashing up. Traditional Kiwi food doesn't go much further than three meat and veg... but that's obsolete these days in most households. The coffee culture is some of the best in the world according to quite a few articles.
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Snapchat:
Anooonymouse

Get on it, for lols
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We do it for him
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>>680779273
Not today man. It's impossible.
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>>680779336
Yeah I guess so

rip, I know he will forgive us
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>>680779273
I think it's better if we stop trying to fulfill idbro's 300 meme for ever thread....
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>>680779398
He will. Don't worry. G'night, kiwis.
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>>680779589
why stickers on nipples??
WHY?
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>>680779703
cencorship bro

>>680779502
>>680779398
yeah, too impossible tonight
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>>680779589
moar
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>>680779589
I thought she had been in some horrible accident for a bit there
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Any fags at middlemore?
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>>680780488
I mean in general it's full of fags

:^)
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