Ask a Satanist and devil worshipper anything
> no fucking christians allowed
>>680759453
Why r u such a faggit
>>680759453
why do you worships a faggot and why don't you act like a real man
>>680759453
Worshipping devils is basically like being a Christian without the good feels.
Jesus is the ultimate demon. Know him and you need know no other.
>>680759453
If you hate Christians, then why do you believe in the same things they do?
>>680759453
Christian here. Hello my brother. Repent and save yourself with the baptism of Jesus Christ before it is too late..
>>680759453
R u skrillex's bastard uncle that molested him because you yourself were and are recently being molesteded.?
>>680759453
are you bill burr in disguise?
>hates Christians
>worships another part of Christianity
>Lucifer was an angel servant to the christian god
You are a special kind of stupid
>>680759453
wat up skrillex
>>680759688
completely pwnd OP in that statement
/thread
>>680759453
Christian here, Honestly, nice hair. bye bye now
>>680759531
Took the words right out if my mouth.
>>680759453
God enjoys damning these types to the lake of fire and torment. I would too :-)
>>680759453
Hahahahahahahahh fucking faggot
>>680759453
BRAVO! Bravo! My compliments, little lady. Thank you for doing all the dirty work. I couldn't have done the job myself. Hand over the stones.
Why is a grown ass man still dressing like a fake goth fag?
Nice hair cut by the way you fucking gay fag.
>>680759880
Kek worthy
So
> kek
Aren't you a bit old to be dyeing your hair?
The glare on your for head looks like it says CP
>>680759453
hey skrillex lost your glasses?
What is love
Which kind of satanist?
The original kind who follows rituals written by catholic clergy to be the inverse of catholic worship, or LeVay who freely admits he made up his own shit just because he didn't like the old rituals?
>>680759453
The love of Christ will reach even the darkest, most remote places of your heart.
Why do you worship nonsense.
>>680759453
So...you're just a retarded edgy version of a christian...good for you I guess?...
if dubs post pic of your asshole
>>680759453
>Gets fired from Hot Topic
>shoots up mall
>>680759453
What do you call that haircut? Did you just go into the barbershop and say "make me look like a huge faggot" or did you give him more specific directions?
>>680760361
More like a dick and balls to me
>>680759453
>ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!!!!!!!!
Honestly, ew.
nice fucking brow awnings
>>680759453
Why does god let Satan exist
>>680759453
>>680759880
^WINRAR.
It's like, "I don't believe in Odin and Thor because I worship Loki." or "I don't believe in Zeus because I serve Hecate."
>>680759854
Wow you wrecked him xD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
>>680759453
I'm a Christian, just wanted to say nice pillow oh and
>>>HAIL JESUS KING OF EVERY FUCKING THING
>>>>SATAN IS HIS BITCH
>>>>>WE GONNA WIN THE FINAL SPIRIT BATTLE YOU DEMON FAGGOT
repent tho
Worship me instead I'm a real person
>>680759453
What kind of spell are you going to cast on all of us Christian shitposters? Would you like me to inspire you with the word of God?
>>680760408
Dick won't tell
>>680759453
What's it like being hated by literally everyone? Plus, what's it like hitting on middle school girls in you late 30s?
>>680760994
Whoo gettem
Christian here, its weird the title said i wasn't allowed but i just clicked the "click here" link
>>680760960
Looks like a millennial Jesus that smoked a shitload of meth and fucks little boys.
>>680760891
>>WE GONNA WIN THE FINAL SPIRIT BATTLE YOU DEMON FAGGOT
I'm only a level 8 Christian.. can I take part in the final battle too?
>>680759453
You're pretty naive. The words "satanism" and "devil worship" might mean something completely different for every other person than yourself. It's like you actually want to argue like it's the stone-age.
>>680760480
Either group are completely fucking delusional retards.
>>680759453
Hey AJ!
>>680760891
holy shit anon
>get him with them paladin abilities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4N5IuLJS7Y
DEUS VULT!
>>680761129
Go quicklevel by completing some easy quests, like "help old woman cross street" or "refrain from jacking off to horse bukakke"
>>680761456
>"refrain from jacking off to horse bukakke"
Kek
>>680760537
>>680759453
why do you look like skrillex got evicted and moved into a rental storage unit with racoons everywhere.
"Satanists" are just like crossfitters, vegans, hipsters and feminists. Why do you all have to make your life absorbed by one simple concept/title?
Why do all Satanists have to cut their hair ugly as fuck, wear black, cake on tattoos or pierce every area of their body? No where in the satanic bible, crowley writings or anywhere does it say you have to do these things.
You guys are just as pretentious as all the other shits I listed.
>>680759453
Goonies is almost 31 years old. I bet that's twice as old as you Lil feller. You look like youre trying really hard to be scary so you don't feel so bad about avoiding intimacy. You also have mommy issues I'm guessing. Do you ever dream of ponies?
>>680759453
are you Damian Echols?
>>680759453
Why do you go to lengths to look like a faggot, isn't the whole satanism thing enough to tell everyone you're a special snowflake?
>>680759453
>>680759453
Would you let satan peg you and when can I come over?
>>680759453
Mike Whittaker? Dude! I haven't seen you in years!
>>680759453
So you're emo then.
Belief in Satan is as stupid as belief in God. The only difference is you can fuck anyone willing, free of guilt.
You're gayer then these two fags OP.
>>680759453
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
>>680759453
Oh shit it's AIDS Skrillex from /pol/
don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>680759453
how's 8th grade?
>>680760408
....baby don't hurt me.... no more.....
Obvious b8 thread. Incredibly old b8.
>>680759453
>>680762839
More than most of us can count
>>680759453
How did you get your head shoved up your ass so far?
>>680759453
So, what's working at McDonald's like?
OP how old where you when you jumped on that all black-cat eating-emo hairstyle-satanist hypetrain?
>>680759453
How was voting for Bernie
>>680760673
I worship Odin and Thor, but I'm not convinced Loki is a God. I'm of the opinion he's just an asshole Jotun that helps the gods every once in a while but he's usually a dick.
You were an atheist 2 weeks ago. Wasn't atheism edgy enough for you? You'll be a trans-poly cum saturated raylean homoside shoe bomber by mid may
>>680759453
The power of christ compels you
>>680759453
>>680761456
Fucking kek
>>680759453
what has the devil done for you this week?
>>680759453
favourite bands??
>>680759453
I guess /b/ just takes bait now
>>680759453
BRING ME THE STONES!!!
>>680760522
hahaha
>>680763891
here ya go
>>680759453
Are you worried that your savior/idol may be as imaginary and myth/lore based as mainstream equivalents?
>>680764405
Jebus h tap dancing xenu those wrinkles
>>680764405
That's only 4, where is the fifth?!
>>680763258
Its all make believe you pointy-headed inbred sheep fucker
>>680763496
PISSS! PISS COMING FROM MY ASSSS
>>680759453
you look like a old faggot trying to be edgy
>>680759453
Late to this thread. That picture has to be photoshop - nobody would willingly make themselves look like that
This is clearly bait of a low order
>>680763258
Read your mythology. Loki wasn't a god
OP is this guy as an older man.
>>680765816
kek