>>680752227
Girls have thumbs, faggot

>>680752227
if god has a plan for everyone, what is his plans for children that die at birth?

>>680752490

That makes a profound impact on the parents. Maybe to guide them in a different direction. Or something.....but that's not what this thread is about faggot

>>680752227
why do you need a penis up your pooper to stimulate your prostate?

>>680752912

It sure helps.

OP, you ask the question that the Bible says cannot be asked. See Book of Job. Any question that starts with 'why' is invalid, because we cannot comprehend the answers. Show me a worm that comprehend a man, and I will show you a man that can comprehend God.

>>680752490
Same answer. You ask questions that are beyond our capacity as mortal creatures to understand.

>>680753775

Well then there's no point in discussing anything about religion. Why even live? We should all just kill ourselves and give the earth back to nature.

>>680754252
Wrong on both points. First, knowledge of religion if gained by discussion, Secondly, God gives us life and it is not ours to take away.

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>>680752227

It's a tes to see if you're gay enough to try it. Fag.

how long does it take to read the Bible

>>680755132
Start here: biblehub.com

>>680752281
Also do niggers, what's your point?

>>680752227
God doesn't hate gays, unless you're a wesrboro baptist idiot and misinterpret what the bible says. God, never once said He hates gays.

>>680754713

How are we supposed to discuss whem all discussions lead back to god is incomprehensible?

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>>680756088
God is only incomprehensible when using the tool Lucifer gave to us, knowledge. When using the tool God gave us, faith and trust, He is fully comprehensible.

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>>680756292
If it is incomprehensible, how are you so sure about all of this?

>>680756292
This has got it b bait

>>680756292
This has got it be bait

>>680756460
I have faith

>>680756545
Faith =/= Knowledge

>>680753965
Like the questions ant would have about humans.

Do you think their prayers affect your treatment of them?

>>680752227
Because there's more than one God.
YHWH, God of the Israelites is the one that doesn't like buttsex.
Because YHWH is the only God that cares about people.

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>>680752227
Solve for OP

>>680752490
/thread

>>680756292

What kind of dickhead god wants to keep people away from knowledge? If knowledge is Satans work aren't scientists immoral? Discovery and exploration should be discouraged. We should just remain blissfully ignorant in mudhuts

>>680756863
I know you're just joking but you're right, there's more than one god. I was a virgin with social anxiety panic attacks until I was 32, experimenting in many religions all my life I finally tried praying to Inana/Ishtar/Aphrodite, lighting incense for her (She likes the smoke of Cloves and Ceder wood) after much worship and prayer dedicated to her, I found a girlfriend and had sex, my anxiety went away and I am looking for work now.

>>680757220
You're just figuring this out? I wasn't saying it was a good thing. Just that that's how it works. God says do whatever you want with free will, so long as you do what I say to do and you have faith in me. Lucifer says, open your mind, think... wake up!

>>680757239

put all that on your resume

>>680752227
i can't figure out what movie or scene this little girl is from. anyone can tell me?

>>680757424
I rofld

>>680756292
I understand this. I get it completely.

>>680757239
I have no sense of humor, there would be no sense for me to joke.
Gods that promote sexual deviancy are only wanting to feed off of the sexual energy released by their acolytes.

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>>680757475
one of the neverending story movies

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>>680757569
oh. never saw it. thanks, though.

The universe is infinite and eternal, and whatever knowledge we could create to understand it will never be enough.

>>680757239
This has to do with how you mold your own life if you focus on the things you want and have a sort of "faith" in them. It seems to work.

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Excuse me sir, but could you work your magic on this image?

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>>680758039
The universe is not infinite nor eternal.
>pic related

>>680757368
One of those people that screams at others to wake up, huh? Alright, carry on spastic.

In the boredom and stress of being laid off in the crash of 2001 I experimented a lot.
Yeah, rubber gloves and lube, and found my prostate. Was never able to "make good feels". Feel stupid now that I spent so long with my finger up my anus trying to figure out the whole "prostate stimulation" thing. It did not feel good to have anything in there, and rubbing and pressing at the prostate area didn't trigger anything pleasurable.
Dick in pussy is the only way to go.

>>680758402
Yes it is.

>>680758471
you sound sexually frustrated, I could help you with that.

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>>680758598
Prove it. Oh wait you can't.

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>>680758334
I don't make these. Sorry, anon.

>>680758848
Poop. Do you know where I could go?

>>680758765
However, can't complexity build on complexity? And that is what's been happening in our universe, a constant upward spiral in complexity, which we humans are at the forefront and it won't stop with us.

>>680752699
sounds like his plans for his parents not his plans for the child m8

>>680758587

You must be retarded. You can ejaculate from prostate stimulation alone. It's amazing. Once you have an assgasm nothing else will do. It's a fucking rabbit hole

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>>680758976
In 5 minutes you went from idiot to retard. At least write something that seems smart and isnt just a stupid tongue twister you made up.
>pic related

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>>680752227
look its another faggot baiter

>>680752699
By that logic, god is for abortion. Killing the baby to "impact" the parents.
Secondly makes the individual worthless, smitable to make a point.
Third fuck you nigger and your shitty rationalizatin of child deaths.

>>680759169
We humans are a complex combination of atoms with structure. And more than that there are complex systems are work in every aspect of our bodies. The most complex system of all is our mind, because it even runs on its own substrate of reality.

>>680759266

I wasn't rationalizing. I was just offering a possible explanation.

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>>680758943
Here's the template.

>>680759451
yeah you're right about it. If he has a plan, then whatever happens is the plan. Which makes sense to me.

>>680757239
Thinking that there are multiple gods is actually even more retarded than being an atheist

>>680759631
the sun

>>680759633
so you're not an atheist? what are you

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>>680759345
Dude wtf. You started as a thiest now you atheist? Wtf? Make up your mind.

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>>680759734
I never said I wasn't thiest. Maybe you have me confused with another person on this thread. I am agnostic but very convinced that there is meaning to the universe.

>>680759266
Who are you? if you think about it, you are "I' when you think "I am hungry" what is "I"? I am also "I" and everyone alive is "I" we are all the same "I" experiencing life from the illusion of individuality. a baby is murdered in the womb, but the "I" continues on. When your body dies, it's the end of your ego self, but the "I" continues on in many forms of all things that is conscious, and all things are conscious. Consciousness just has many different degrees of expression. Rocks, trees, insects, mammals, they all carry the one conscious within and all have the illusion of separateness. So what does it matter if a baby is murdered in the womb? so long as it is not in pain then why should "I" mind it?

>>680759959
I would say I agree mostly with the fact that consciousness exists first before anything else.

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>>680759886
Because infinite universe = theist
Then you worded it wrong. The universe is infinitly expanding. It isn't infinite.

>>680759619
How can he have a plan and us have free will?

>>680760621
The universe is all that is. This means that it is infinite in it's own right by virtue of being everything that is. And its complexity is increasing, it started with simple particles and made it's way to us having these conversations about the universe. And humans are not done on this planet, "life" will continue to evolve into greater and greater complexity.

>>680761024
If the plan is a final resting spot but the path is your own, maybe that could work.

>>680761063
And when it starts shrinking? Is it still going to be infinite by then?

>>680752227
God hates us all

>>680761513
According to current theories it won't even shrink. It will continue to expand indefinitely until all matter and energy is so spaced apart from each other that the universe is ripped apart. Anyways, life evolves inwards into its own created realities, which is what we are a part of.

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>>680752227

>>680752227
God is dead.

>>680755724
The bible is just a bunch of hot nonsense that people have been loosely interpreting for millennia to get whatever meaning they want. Every interpretation of the bible is equally valid, because the bible isn't about factual truth, it's a symbolic appeal to authority.

The only way to really misinterpret the bible is to claim that it can be misinterpreted at all. It's not nearly credible enough to have a correct interpretation.

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