Milf
>>Conspiracy theories arise from evidence. After the government releases an explanation of a particular event, a conspiracy theory is only born because evidence exists to disprove their explanation, or at least call it into question. There's nothing insane about it, unless you define sanity as believing whatever the government tells you. In light of the fact that our government lies to us regularly, I would define believing everything they tell you as utter stupidity.
In July of 1996, flight 800 exploded over Long Island. Shortly after their ''terrorist'' explanation failed scrutiny, our government then explained the event by claiming that a faulty electrical system caused a spark that ignited a fuel tank, and the people who doubted this explanation were quickly labeled "conspiracy theorists." More than a hundred witnesses saw a missile travel from the ground up to the plane just prior to its explosion, but rather than being treated as eyewitnesses to an event, they were labeled "conspiracy theorists," which label allowed all subsequent investigation to ignore the strongest evidence in the matter.
Our "investigative" news agencies decided to accept and disseminate the official story, and they helped us forget the U.S. naval station nearby, the
>>680751313
Holy shit
>>680751313
Fucking nice ass
would fuck her so hard
>>680752530
More please
>>680752687
I would too
I NEED MORE
milf. thoughts?
>>680754418
Fuck yes . More?
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>>680754490
yessss
>>680754418
I would hope that when the bra came off she had breasts that were starting to sag like her belly and nicely sized, suckable nipples.
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>>680754576
more like these two pls for reasons
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>>680751313
nice fucking ass, goddamn. any more anon?
>>680752687
body made for pounding
>>680753210
any more of that hot milf
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>>680751313
This chick is actually on CNN. She's banged a lot of the other on-air talent. Married one of them I think.
>>680755059
Fucking amazing
>>680755059
Fucking repugnant
moar?
>>680755730
nice
Anyone have experience in meeting with milfs? Im 24, average looking, not much sex experience. I met 40yo milf online and suggested a relationship 'like a lovers' where i want to make her feel good. Shes hot single mom, and busy worker in big company. She wants to meet in public and she said she might be up for whatever happens.
I guess meeting in public is some kind of check-up. But im worried she wants more talking or normal relationship than lover thing and sex. Im not a good talker. Anyone can give some advice?
>>680756910
Back to the trap thread with you.
>>680758621
Full speed ahead anon. A chick like that is unlikely to be into games and probably is not looking for a normal relationship with a 24yo. She'll be too busy anyway. Banging should be awesome - MILFs tend to know what they're doing and what they want.
>>680759061
She said that shes not that much experienced too. But yet still im afraid i will not be good as she thinks i am. Im going nervous while i think we will meet.
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>>680759061
Also, women like to talk, especially about themselves. Ask questions about work, hobbies, etc to keep her talking. Stay away from ex-husband shit unless she brings it up.
I had kinda of similar deal many years ago when a recent divorcee moved in a couple doors down. She mostly just wanted to get fucked.
One last thing - be prepared for stretch marks, wrinkles etc. Can be weird at first when you're young. Pay that no mind - it don't matter.
>>680759317
Eat a lotta pussy and get some blue pills and you too can be Charles Bronson. Let her ride on top and she'll get herself off.
>>680760642
I'll see your bump and raise a milf.
Also, bump with a milf.
this is the reason why professional porn is popular and this is fucking horrible. Reality in shit.
>>680760354
Never eat pussy, im open to try. I just have those feelings that this deal might not go to this point. She said she dont care at looks that much, and more important is whats in your head.
>>680761171
Also can this first public meeting be the point where it all will end? Not sure if i will impress her enough.
>>680760354
And i dont want pills
>>680763333
check'ed
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>>680761619
bump for some more advice
>>680755730
I love the way she smiles at her husband so he can share the fun she's about to have on the young dick. As well as the fun you can also see the slight nervousness around the eyes.
I'd love to see the vid, or more shots further on as she gets into the sex
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>>680761619
Go and be a literal motherfucker anon! She's 40 and knows quite well what's she's getting into. She'll probably find it charming you're inexperienced and will be happy to teach you. She's been around this block a few times - she does not expect a 24yo to be James Bond, trust me.
As for eating pussy, just know where the clit is and lick it. When you 69, remember whoever is on the bottom is staring at an asshole. I like that, you might want to wait.
>>680751313
Do women realize standing awkwardly to make their legs look bigger than they are, is extremely fucking obvious?
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>>680753615
Nice, very nice
>>680761442
Yes, it could. It's a standard personal security thing - always meet in a public place at first so she can assess you. If she doesn't like you, then that's it. Nothing is likely to happen the first time - it'll probably coffee and a chat. If she agrees to a second meeting then go buy condoms.
>>680764397
Thats what worries me. Im not a good talker and i might make her bored. Dont know what else is important on such first meeting.
Id rather not to exposure my personal identity in such meeting if its gonna fail.
>>680756034
This reminds me of a person or character or some shit. I can't figure out what it's from though.
>>680764725
This anon has sound advice
>>680759967
Don't avoid questions she asks - it's meant to be a conversation and if you're evasive she'll think you have something to hide. Most men like to brag about themselves and that can wear thin. Ask her about herself, what music, what films, what books. When you find you have something in common then you can ask her more, agree with her opinions, add your own observations (that way you'll also mention yourself, so it doesn't come over as an interrogation). Don't think you're there to fuck her - you're there to meet her and decide if you like her (so ask about her). Ask about her children (women are into their kids) and what they do, like etc.
Try to avoid looking as though you're trying to get info on her so you can stalk her. Just chat.
>>680764110
>make legs look bigger
nigger it's all about ass and tits in one shot
>>680765315
Im not sure i will handle convo for 30min at decent level
>>680751313
Disgusting.
>actually wanting some dried up old hag. Can these fat wrinkly 30+ shits even still get pregnant?
>>680754286
More
>>680754915
that woman isnt a day older than 24.
>>680764796
Paint can from Conkers bad fur day
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>>680766181
The key is getting her talking about yourself.
The only way to get better at conversation is to have conversations - that's the trouble with you young people - it's all texts, farcebook and snapchat.
Have you got any female friends? Ask them the sort of questions they like their dates to ask to start conversations. Or think of a list of things you'd like to know about her and what she does and write them down (obviously not does she shave her pussy or like anal).
Tell her that you're nervous early on (not the first thing - that should be hello), ask her if she found the place OK/could get parked, then tell her how you got there. Then ask her what she want to drink.
If you've seen her pictures tell her she looks prettier in real life - if something's different, like her hair, say you like her hair like that. Then, if there's an uncomfortable silence, say you're sorry, but you're a bit nervous. Then ask one of your prepared questions. Don't worry if there's silences - don't just gabble to malke noise and fill voids. Ask her if her drink is OK; tell her you like yours, prefer a little weaker/stronger..
>I'm losing the will to live. Just talk to the woman.
Don't be afraid of eye contact. If you can make her laugh then you're in. Don't think about fucking her and you'll get to fuck her
This grill has been consistently hot since high school. Now she's a milf.
>>680766918
>talking about yourself.
I meant get her talking about herself.
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>>680755295
Do you have her name?
>>680766896
Oh my god concerns bad fur day style shit dope
>>680766918
>The only way to get better at conversation is to have conversations - that's the trouble with you young people - it's all texts, farcebook and snapchat.
I dont have any of these.
>Have you got any female friends?
Rather not.
Im just a non talkative type. Thanks for advice though.
>>680754490
Holy fuck I marched corps with this chick or her doppelganger or something
>>680758011
God yes
>>680751313
This is my favorite
>>680751313
Holy shit whats her name pleeeaaase?
>>680764344
Nice face but dem droopre's
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>>680767641
That's what big tits look like when they get older
A cups ftw
>>680766939
And a tardwrangler...
>>680764110
do you realise we don't give a flying fuck?
Was posting in other thread but 404'ed. This is about my mom's best friend. She's married, in her mid to upper 40's, and one of the hottest women ive ever seen, she looks like she's 30. Pic is close.
>dad died around this time last year
>bunch of people come pay respects
>including all of moms high school friends
>her best friend (call her S) get there and starts hugging all of us
>note that all of my moms friends (she probably being unaware of this idk) were in love with my dad
>he was cool, good looking, just all around good guy
>i look and act like my dad so it might have something to do with what happened
>only met this woman once when i was like 10
>wake dies down everyone starts leaving
>mom and her friends outside drinking wine and im inside by myself eating food and watching tv
>her older sister comes in and we just start talking
>i'm by no means excellent with women but i can make the laugh and have no problem
>shes buzzed but im making her laugh and shes def flirting
>suddenly moms best friend comes in and tells her to go say goodbye to my mom because they were leaving
>as soon as she leaves S starts grabbing for a hug
>says shes sorry that we never knew each other and wants to be a part of our lives
>her hand is on my chest and my hands are like lower back/upper asscheek level
>there is some definite tension in the air
>i break the hug and go and get my food
>she comes up and asks for another
>this time im grabbing her ass and kinda grinding against her, her hand is on my chest
>she leans in and i kiss her
Continue?
>>680767162
If you are really this beta, post her contact info and let a human take care of business.
Fuck dude, it's just some broad. If is doesn't work out, move on to the next one. People have been fucking for a million years - we all like it and it ain't that hard. Lacka pussy is a terrible condition - go get that medicine.
>>680768265
yes.
>>680768265
bumping for moore
>>680767398
and now is mine too.
>>680768265
>she was waiting cause she starts kissing back immediately
>i start full on getting hand fulls of ass (its big) and shes tugging on my head like shes trying to eat my face
>i realize were kinda exposed in the kitchen so i start heading towards the bathroom
>i wasn't thinking clearly at the time, i now realize how bad this could have gone
>we stumble in to the bathroom and shut and lock the door
>I'm going full primal mode now
>i grab her by her hair and force her head towards the sink so shes bending over
>shes already taking off her pants
>as she slides her panties off i go ahead and get a hand going on her pussy
>she a waterfall down there, wet as fuck
>shes ready, I'm mentally ready except there's one problem
>I'm having trouble getting fully hard
>trying to think on my feet, i instead grab her by her hair again and turn her around and force her on her knees
>she already knew what i wanted
>she downs my dick in one go and gets Dyson level suction going
>takes about 10 seconds of her deepthroating me before I'm harder than I've ever been
>suddenly i hear the back door open and her sister calling her to leave
>hear footsteps entering the hallway down
>I'm in full panic/pleasure mode for a second
>feels too good to tell her to stop but I've got to do something
>i did the only thing i could think of
>i open the door and yell that she's in the bathroom
>yells back that she's ready to leave and starts walking away
>S didn't stop for one sec
>let her keep going for about 30 seconds
>>680770175
>im done wasting time and pull her off my dick
>force her head down on sink and slide my cock all the way inside her
>she gives the sexiest moan ive ever heard
>figuring I've got like a minute i decide to go all out
>i start fucking as fast and as hard as i could
>like jackhammer speeds
>she starts grunting like a fucking animial
>about 1 minute later im already getting tired
>suddenly she lets out a cry
>she starts cumming
>i keep fucking the entire time shes convulsing
>i can't hold on anymore
>blow my load right in her
>like 30 seconds of me just sitting there cumming
>pull out and she cleans herself up
>kisses me for a good 20 seconds and unlocks the door
>just leaves like that, doesn't say a word
>I'm left standing in the bathroom still out wondering what the hell just happened
Shes supposed to be coming back down to visit my mom again in a couple months, I'm hoping for another go.