File: just do it.gif (964 KB, 397x658) Image search: [Google]

964 KB, 397x658

>>680750920
just do it

Timestamp.
Also, what is the preferred method?

do it live

>3-23-16

>>680750>>680750920
Think you could give a poor man some money

have you tried heroin... because it helps

Don't

>>680750920
do it live

>>680750920

Can i have your computer?

File: 51059636.jpg (89 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]

89 KB, 400x400

>>680751160

A study came out that suicide rates have gone up 30% over the past decades

Don't add to that number

What's your story anon?

timestamp faggot

dont bruh, just dont

Don't do it man. It's pointless anyway, there are another 7.3 billion assholes in the world just like you.

>>680750920
do it live pls

>>680750920
i've saved your image. So I always remember. Goodbye anon.

>>680750920
Why an hero?

Also, seriously this
>>680751224

>>680750920
How?

File: image.jpg (21 KB, 352x352) Image search: [Google]

21 KB, 352x352

>>680750920
Im jealous of your decision. Unfortunately I still know you are a faggot and won't do a shit.

>>680750920
OP Here i will an hero on cam here: tinychat com /icanbeurherobaby

Please don't, I care about you!

>>680751080
carbon monoxide

would do nitrogen gas but i could never figure it out

>>680751205
old pic sorry

>>680751213
have none to give

>>680751224
nah i haven't. i honestly would if i wasn't too autistic to talk to people

>>680751357
you live in idaho?

>>680751423
no time

File: images.jpg (2 KB, 90x90) Image search: [Google]

2 KB, 90x90

I've got a question

Why are you such an attention seeking whore?

If you are actually set on it you would have done it already.

File: 1460800110342.jpg (81 KB, 600x800) Image search: [Google]

81 KB, 600x800

>>680750920
I'm doing it too in 5 days if I'm fon guilty of an infraction I didn't commit. I decided to put my neck across a railroad track. How are you doing it?

>>680750920
Fucking pussy my life is more fucked up than yours. How do you think you're going to do it? Are you getting the attention you thought you would get it?

Don't do it man. I have been there, and I thought of all the good things and if there aren't any, go out and make some. Don't just give up. Why do you want to do it?

What's going through your mind anon?

>>680750920
gl hf

>>680751644
lol fag

>>680751756
I agree with this anon. Failed my attempt a while back and just decided to focus on the better and told most of people I knew to get fucked. Things started looking up man. Theres always a better option OP

Don't do it man, it's not worth it...
You can always start over...move to Asia, do something crazy, it's never too late

>>680750920
since you're gonna die can we have your credit card details?

Please think twice, don't leave us bro.

>>680751669
but just google it you dont have to talk to people

give me your money

>>680751835
"lol they actually believe me"
-OP

>>680750920

I love you man. Please don't do anything foolish.

>>680750920
do it, give the rest of us inspiration

Why did I cheat on my girlfriend today OP?

>>680750920
Chop your dick off and post pics first.

>>6807515 tell us your name so we can search you in the news tomorrow

live stream it.

I was eating some Doritos and then accidentally picked my nose with Dorito fingers now I want to die.

do something crazy not something boring like carbon dioxide, go shoot up a trump rally and make suicide by cop.

What was the happiest time in your life?

Has anyone bare assed farted in your mouth? If not, why?

Don't do it. If your life now doesnt give you joy there's plenty of other ways to live. If you aren't even afraid of death anymore you can do some shit that I wouldn't dare.

>>680752088
Plz if anybody is really going to do it please take trump with you. You'll go out hero in my eyes

>>680750920

a/s/l?

>>680750920
Why were you crying like a little girl in your photo?

File: download.jpg (10 KB, 225x224) Image search: [Google]

10 KB, 225x224

>>680752223

>>680752311
are you from 2005?

File: 1402167421488.jpg (65 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]

65 KB, 1280x720

>>680750920
>i'm killing myself in 30 mins. ama


Where all going to die eventually and end up in the same place OP. As bad as shit can get in life there's still amazing fucking shit out there bro. You got to be around to find it.

Don't do it.
Go to sleep.
Wake up tomorrow and find your way.

You can do it.

>>680752352
goku didnt want to get wished back with the dragonballs..

File: 1452841890852.jpg (33 KB, 337x275) Image search: [Google]

33 KB, 337x275

>>680751708
>I decided to put my neck across a railroad track.
I'm sure that will go smoothly

someone kill trump and give his wife and kids gonnorhea

>>680751669
>no time
You in a fuckin rush there bud?
Kick back and relax, this may very well be your last hours on earth make 'em semi enjoyable

>>680751481
no other answer for a permanent problem
>>680751835
just sad idk
>>680751923
nah i don't have a credit card
>>680752020
idk. i never had a gf
>>680752128
when i got accepted into graduate school

Can I borrow some money?

take out Hilary

>>680751669
>>680750920
If you need a path just join the Army or any other branch. But don't tell them your depressed they'll disqualify you if they find out but they wont.

>>680752565
none of us had a gf

>>680751669
People who really do commit suicide don't tell anyone. People who tell someone want someone to talk them out of it.

>>680752565
How old are you?

Dont do it you have so much to live for -420

>when all of you are falling for this fat shit's bait
Seriously, he is just seeking attention.

File: image.jpg (34 KB, 250x333) Image search: [Google]

34 KB, 250x333

All men must die. Be graceful in your final moments. Life might suck, leave something for people to remember you for more than the fag you probably were.
Here are bewbs for the hereafter.
Cheers, Anon

>>680752565
So why aren't you sticking with graduate school?

Selfish faggot

>>680752223
This

>>680752874
pretty sure thats what /b/ is for

>>680750920
Please PayPal is samuelgreen117@gmail

are you killing yourself?

>>680752771
i only ever told 4chan
>>680752591
nah
>>680752526
>You in a fuckin rush there bud?
yeah i said 30 mins almost 20 minutes ago
>>680752352
the full weight of the realization that i literally have 0% chance of meeting someone who likes me or being happy hit me

>>680752671
Not OP here but...
What if you are fat and lazy as fuck

>>680752565
Lol don't suicide bro you have to repay your graduate school loan.

>>680750920
idk what its like to have autism but i know what its like to have my best and only real friend die. at first i didnt know how i could go on living, but i did and now im genuinely happy again after doing a lot of work on myself, bettering myself and my life.

no matter how terrible things are, they can always get better. and the way i see it, killing yourself is really disrespectful. you were given the gift of life, by god or the universe, whatever you believe, and destroying that gift would be extremely disrespectful.

but its your choice. if you do decide to end your life, im sorry. you'll never get to see what could have been.

>>680751414
Apparently suicide rates among 10-14 year old girls has tripled since the last 15 years.

>>680750920
Don't increase this statistic, OP. But if you do, livestream it.

>>680752671
Shit man I tried to get into the air force but I was disqualified because I admitted to cutting (scars on my legs) and depression.

hurry up i need to get back to fapping before bedtime

>>680753000
Tells truth!

jesus?

>>680750920
>>680750920
Lol the fact that you're crying means you shouldnt do it. If you were actually at that point, you'd be too devoid of feeling to care that much.

>>680752841
25
>>680752929
what's the point

yo nobody should kill themselves. I'm gonna go get my dick sucked anonymously by some "chick" at a glory hole from craigslist. You can probably get your dick sucked the same way. Shits cash.

It'll be ok dude really . Your young and not ugly, you can get a gf and pound the shit out of that hot snatch trust me

>>680753148
love is a fleeting emotion that leads to the inevitable depression upon realizing that things are never meant to be. Either give up now or prosper.

Its like 10 people a day on /b that want to kill themselves. At this rate, we'd all be gone by now! Suck it up and go to bed... Fag!

File: 1457509413831.jpg (97 KB, 570x680) Image search: [Google]

97 KB, 570x680

>>680753108
Your accounts have been frozen for being a colossal faggot.

Everybodys last words are unflattering. Can yours be "i hate niggers"?

File: 1461317899425.gif (3 MB, 320x272) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 320x272

>>680750920
It's Time TO DOOOO EETTTT!!!!!!

Go lift and get your confidence back. You'll never get it hanging out in fucking /b/

>>680753153
If your fat and lazy as fuck you better start fucking exercising. If you ask a recruiter to help and are willing to change your life for the Army or any other branch there gonna help you its there job.

Also if you want to loose wait faster take these vitamin called Nician it flushes your system faster, you can buy them any drug store pretty much.

Honestly joining the army is about sacrifices I sacrificed weed for it.

>>680750920
Anything someone could tell you that could change your mind?

>>680753148
My friend thought the same thing last year, fine now. There are lots of surprises in life.
If you want to die anyway why not go out and kill convicted rapists and murderers?

>>680753554
>filename

File: 1420159165752.jpg (154 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]

154 KB, 1920x1080

Use this wallpaper. Stuff like this guilts you into not doing it

>>680753554
Fox Moulder, been waiting for your return.

-CSM

>>680750920
Hurry up

File: 1461273851905.jpg (27 KB, 750x566) Image search: [Google]

27 KB, 750x566

>>680750920
OP honestly get a fucking hobby. Go talk to your doctor and lose weight. My life is on track right now and i did the following. Life might seem like shit now but honestly your not old enough to even know what depression feels like. You know what depression feels like? Being homeless and haveing to suck dick to even survive the day. Or how about getting forcibly raped in prison then questioning your identity as a man. Your life is fucking easy and so is mine. Your livong in the moment. You still got your whole life ahead of you to fond out what its really like to be sad.

>>680750920
Please don't do it. If that's really you in the picture, that face is soul crushing. You seem like you'd have a great smile. I would suggest talking to a psychologist if you can.

>>680753299
Fuck off

>>680753200
>Shit man I tried to get into the air force but I was disqualified because I admitted to cutting (scars on my legs) and depression.
God damn anon omg you might be able to still fix it, just find a recruiter and tell him what happend. Damn man your recruiter should've told you about this.

>>680751708
Dude don't do it like that. Train operators get pretty fucked up when they know they killed somebody.

Go into the woods, call the cops, tell them where to find your dead body, and shoot yourself in the head instead.

method?

>>680750920
Don't do it. I'm not saying that to be a white knight, it's just that killing yourself is a pussy move.

>>680750920
You either stop being a whiny bitch or you do a backflip from a top bridge/building and livestream it

>>680753705
there was a time but honestly at this point no because i know it would just be a lie

so no

alright i'm done bye

>>680753803
No one can afford that shit. Let him take his choice. Just sit back and chill.

What will your parents think? Your mom?

You are really beautiful and I think any girl would be happy to have you, please give it a chance

>>680753148
>the full weight of the realization that i literally have 0% chance of meeting someone who likes me or being happy hit me

yeah, you know, If you don't put yourself out there that is the case.... Or you could, you know, man the fuck up, get drunk, cry it out, break some shit, get high, cry some more, drink some more, then slowly realize while in a completely fucked mindset that there is better shit out there and maybe gain some motivation. Like, all I hear is "oh my god my life isn't perfect, and I'm a lazy cocksucker, and I just can't handle it... waaaaaah I'm depressed because I'm better off than roughly 65% of the worlds population and that just isn't enough.

ffs m8 go the fuck outside and play RL. Best MMO of all time.

>>680753900
this

File: 1383886541497.jpg (118 KB, 720x960) Image search: [Google]

118 KB, 720x960

>>680752565
You say you don't have time to tell your story...but I've seen you night after night in faces threads, and you've taken the time to make this thread. What's your rush?

https://ropestore.org/

File: image.jpg (204 KB, 1024x709) Image search: [Google]

204 KB, 1024x709

While you have time left write a Will, and write out your thoughts so your family and friends have answers. You're bailing on them hard bro.
Also, Jon Snow comes back in episode 3 of Game of Thrones this year. True fact.

>>680753554
The X-Files reboot sucked ass

>>680753696
>Also if you want to loose wait faster take these vitamin called Nician it flushes your system faster
No.

This anon is a retard.

>>680753153
Don't take Niacin, and don't join the fucking army. Just exercise and eat healthy. Trust me it's worth it. I've lost 30 lbs so far just cutting breads/grains out of my diet. I mostly eat eggs, chicken, fish, and a few fruits and occasionally vegetables. But cutting out almost all carbs (that includes sugar) will make the fat melt off without any exercise.

>>680750920
Don't do it OP lthere is a lot to live for you may not see it but its there

>>680750920

you again? nigga i was in the rate thread that said you was high af.... why the fuck you gonna kill yo'self?

DONT KILL YOURSELF PLEASE
YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO STOP THIS AND START OVER, DONT DO IT!

>>680753904
It's totally fucking weak he said carbon monoxide. Couldn't even do it right. -_-

>>680753853
No what happened was I got an initial waiver from the surgeon general of the air force, passed the asvab with a 92, passed the physical at meps, got a doctor's waiver, and then 8 months after i started got denied by the same surgeon general.

>>680750920
Why would you post a pic from march? timestamp on tits or gtfo

>>680754088
don't ever become a sales person

>>680753963
bahaha.. yeah encourage him to go create a POF account.

File: yy.jpg (5 KB, 219x260) Image search: [Google]

5 KB, 219x260

>>680750920

please no

>>680750920
I've seen this picture in like 7 different threads already

>>680750920
Don't whatever reason that you have don't. I don't know if this picture is fake or not but I don't care or that you are some random person. Whatever is troubling you don't come on this site to announce it this is the last place to be. There are better ways to deal with sadness and depression live a life to endure pain your inner will can beat whatever is controlling you. Fuck off assholes who joke about this shit you are just a bunch of children who are too dense to realize pain in others.

might as well wait till you're 26. the guy in taxi driver was 26

Have you killed yourself yet???????

>>680754035
Tyrion is the third dragonrider. L+R=J

>>680750920
What are you doing in 30 minutes?

>>680754195
I bet you he went on a seperate website moping and saying he was gonna kill himself

He is a fucking fat piece of attention seeking shit.

Bump. 2 mins to go

>>680750920
time is almost up faggot

>>680753946
I guess it depends where you live. It's free here...

>>680754053
>>680754053
The only reason why I told him to take Nician was because he said his lazy Nician just helps a little bit no need to come at me like a fucking faggot. Oh and by the fucking way I've been lurking here for years and theirs constantly threads about suicide and people having no idea wtf to do with there lives.

Fuck you.

welp hes dead.

bumperino

T minus 90 seconds

Shit OP head to northern Alaska and fuck a lovely native get away from boring ass Idaho

ITT: op is a lying sack of shit

Godspeed, you stupid faggot

And another one bites the dust.

Don't do it pham

>>680754446
your next i bet

File: 1461381299959.jpg (1 MB, 1152x2048) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 1152x2048

>>680754328
I agree with this shit. The guy looks like a pussy.

Op pics or it didn't happen and the thread dies along with you

T minus 20 seconds

File: 529281_200x130.gif (56 KB, 512x192) Image search: [Google]

56 KB, 512x192

...

Did OP died yet?

los mexithreads ya siempre están bien pinches feos :(

Name OP?

File: baby bone.jpg (17 KB, 385x385) Image search: [Google]

17 KB, 385x385

OP HERE

SHIT'S REAL SPOOKY ON THE OTH3R SIDE

So is he dead yet?

Time is up

How would we know if he dead?

maybe, op wasn't a fag.

File: Shall we play a game.jpg (34 KB, 880x880) Image search: [Google]

34 KB, 880x880

>>680750920
Want a few reasons to live?

Don't be a faggot, OP. Livestream it!

>>680754446
you're grammer is fuking terable

>>680754190
Well talk to a recruiter about it.

>>680754744
Holy shit he actually did it

>>680754053
I literally don't eat any sugars like candy, or pop. The only carbs i really eat is potatoes, pasta, and rice.

>>680754318
Jon marries his cousin Sansa, they rule the North.
Dany dies defeating the White Walkers.
Bran is ur-Hero.
7 Kingdoms and the Iron Throne are melted down into independent kingdoms (Free Scotland!)

>>680754747
did you read his post? he died 2:43pm

>>680754802
is that fucking minecraft?

well I guess op did say hes autistic

>>680754802
What the fuck does tetris 3d have to do with anything?

>>680754744
Well damn he was for real.

File: children this is bait.jpg (14 KB, 255x255) Image search: [Google]

14 KB, 255x255

>>680750920

>>680750920
ezijss ckroisr nigger yur gon offload your entire existans into oblivian
kwoit tirrifoiying if ye eks moooeeeeiioeie

Nah m8 don't do it. You're a decent looking guy.

>>680754744
you lied about your age

>>680754744
OP delivarrdd

Op here. Its really cold in here...

Lost another one. Maybe

>>680754947
the guy that invented tetris killed him self and his wife

>>680754834

stop eating those.

make every meal consist mainly of some sort of meat. even chicken nuggets or fish sticks will do if you're on a budget. and have eggs and sausage every morning for breakfast.

just try it for a month. commit for that long and see what kind of results you get.

if you want a resource to research it more, Mark's Daily Apple is a great website with lots of articles and forums and stuff.

OP is a faggot for not livestreaming it. He deserves to die, IMO.

I FOUND OP'S ADDRESS FROM THE EXIF DATA IN HIS PIC QUICK SOMEONE GO RESCUE HIM

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74

>>680755300
Whoa. Dude lives right down the street from me

A couple winters ago if the knife i used was sharp enough, i'd be gone right now. I was trying to ween off my depression meds and said fuck that and just stick to one a day now and i'm happy as shit. Drugs are good Op. They ease the pain.

>>680755300
Ain't clicking that

>>680750920

Don't do it bro. I've been there and things get better.

>>680750920
i know the feeling bra... it doesn't really get better but you can distract yourself with booze and vidya

>>680755300
idk why i let my curiosity get the better of me on 4chan

>>680755300
nice try mate

>>680750920
Don't dude, shit will get better.
People care about you man, people you haven't even met.
You could die at any time, any second you could just die for an infinite number of reasons, why not take that gamble and try out new and dangerous and exciting things until then? For goodness sake there is so much you can do to help others, so much to learn and experience, so much to do... if you really just want an out at least do something with it like a doomsday plot or assassination or some sort of suicidal protest.

>>680755300
hes 3 hours from me too far

>>680755300
im here with op and he is safe he was about to kill himself but i saved him thanks to this based anon

dont die dude, im sure youre needed somewhere

>>680755300
*golf clap*

>>680755300
WHERE TO DOWNLOAD CHILD PORNOGRAPHY AND KILL THE PRESIDENT

>>680750920
I seen this fat fucking piece of shit on faces of /b/ like 1 hr ago.
Timestamp or its fake.

>>680755530
Someday you'll be an intelligent person, anon. Hang in there

>>680755729
Yes, hang in there. You know, in the noose.

>>680755718
Kek

Fucking curiosity got the best of me
dont open link i searches:
where can i downlpad child porm
-420

>>680755697
how would he know?

>>680755196
Most sources say complex carbs are quite healthy for you.

>>680755196
Don't be an idiot. Losing weight has nothing to do with what you eat, nor how much you exercise. It's all about how much you eat.

There was a nutrition professor that only ate junk food for 10 weeks and lost 27 lbs. He limited his daily caloric intake to 1800 Calories(kcal). His good cholesterol went up something like 10%, and bad cholesterol went down about the same.

livestream it faget

>>680755808
Master
Chan

>>680755729
i think all the autism that goes on around here kinda rubs off

OP here
this was a bait thread i was never going to kill myself

live stream or gtfo

>>680753943
Bye /b/ro. I hope there's peace for you

File: you don't say.png (22 KB, 500x371) Image search: [Google]

22 KB, 500x371

>>680756152

>>680756152
Real OP here. The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic-

>>680750920
Do it! If it's what you want, you should really do it, you have our support anon!

>>680753696
>loose wait
>joins army
Sounds about right