Waifu claiming thread.
Fight the erection Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>look away
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
Kyouko claimed.
>Fight the erection Edition
>>680740766
>680740766
dio thread is best thread
Posting because we need to chill with the lewdness
goodnight everyone! im out
>>680740766
Fight your erection, Dio!!
>>680740406
Yeah, the blu-ray is uncensored. I'm planning on buying the box set pretty soon for uh, science reasons of course.
>>680740514
The best suited activity for creatures long of tongue~!
>>680740990
awww....good night konata!!!! sleep tight and sweet dreams
linked exact same time
but mine has dubs and was created 5 seconds earlier
>Dio
Damn the dubs.
>>680740758
Shedding tears over good booze. Becoming more and more my kind of woman.
She's got that mannish look, which I can certainly dig.
>>680740990
Night
>shinoa bro
>>680741045
So snek, you in the market for a pet frog~?
>Ignore the lewd and it'll go away
>Just ignore the lewd and it'll go away
>>680741173
I'll get you next time, Dio.
I'll get you next time!
>Fist smash
>Mreeoooww!
>>680741346
Y-yes... yes
Too much lewd.
>>680741409
I'm done now, I promise.
I actually don't have any lewds of Asuna.
>>680740835
<333 more leds please my love tsuyu
>>680741440
Uryyyy
>>680741482
Claiming
>>680741213
Your realizing why shes my kind of woman as well friend haha, what are you up too?
>>680740990
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680741409
>cant escape the lewd
I guess I should probably stop too then huh
>>680741346
Oh the answer to that question is pretty obvious
>>680741045
Is the scientific reason for that to see how fast you can nut off to it?
>>680741581
same here....
>>680741581
>>680741729
I only got the pillow ones
>>680741581
Same, most I got is a bikini pic
>>680741696
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>680741409
>pats
>obligatory claim
>>680741600
just realised I've been shifting into maximum overdubs
>>680741876
p-pillow?!?! i feel like i haven't seen that one before!
>>680741600
>>680741440
Pic
>>680741646
Really can't explain it. Every death is a new class with a mixed weapons from every class
>>680741600
>
>>680741646
Getting bored of my vacation. I'm actually gunna go in this weekend when it's vacant.
Big, empty warehouse equipped with a badass sound system I put in there myself.
Punch in because I said fuck no to salary, drink beer and just clean with the dock doors wide open.
Fucking peace and good ol' fashioned hard work just feels right to me.
>>680741920
>Thumbnail Supreme Demon Lord horns
Fake and Gay
>>680741599
>Lick
<3
>>680741681
Now if only someone somewhere had a collar.. Oh well I guess! ;)
>>680741906
Shinoa knows all
>>680742098
Hai
>>680742032
Guy in the upper right is stroking out.
>>680741646
Already did.
>>680741507
>>680741681
>>680741920
Thank you, hand buddy!
>hugs
>>680741991
And the lewd one. the lewd one has her tie and panties covering the areas. Reserved only for shinoa bro, Galky or bunny anon. My body is their's
>>680742098
heehee~~ So what're you up to ribbit? Aside from being extraordinarily lewd~
>>680742099
I have needs too ;~;
>>680742252
Hello hello Mako <3
>>680742272
Love you <3
>>680742423
Being lewd with snek.
Preparing to claim a snek waifu.
Thinking about lewd things with a snek.
Fucking the snek.
I mean-
>>680742001
I dont know exactly what a Dio is, but I could maybe if I get drunk enough...
maybe
Or paid enough.
Whachu got?
>>680742268
>WhatIsThisIDon'tEven...
>>680741878
I'll take the lewdest you got.
Sadly, or.. not? I have no lewds of Spike.
>>680742001
I see, I change classes every few deaths as well haha, which ones your favorite? Mines pyro cus I do best with him
>inb4 Im a pleb
>>680742032
Vacation from what? and whats the warehouse for? I feel like I missed something haha but its sounds kickass either way
>>680742060
Thanks Ray William Johnson
>>680741920
Hey handsome
>>680742272
Damn, you said no more lewds and the lewds stopped! Your like the Moses of lewds
>>680742268
I am offensive and I find this mexican
>>680742403
All of the Asuna ones are too lewd and revealing.
>>680742745
a-aaa!
and in front of everyone else no less, sheesh
>>680742403
ohhhhhh ok, hmmmm that may be why i haven't seen it lol
>>680742820
Gake and Fay
>>680742992
Pretend they aren't here while Im claiming you.
>Hops onto snek and commences the tongue on tongue action
whelp, im gonna go to bed, good night everyone, sleep tight and sweet dreams of your waifu!!!
>>680743278
Have a good night Kagami~
>>680743278
Good night!
>>680742098
Oh are we gonna go swimming now?
Come play csgo with me
/ridetheflame
Silver 4
Claim
>>680743183
I wanna post lewd
b-but I shouldn't
I don't know what to do other than be embarrassed .////.
>>680742810
This would be it
>>680743083
Thats more like it, hows it goin =3 anon?
>>680743278
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680743183
>toungue on tongue action
>>680743385
Swimming is one of my favorite things!!
>>680742423
Ain't nobody stopping ya
>>680742810
Oh? A contest to see you canext out drink the other
>>680742820
Pic. Medic has spy's gun and holding it in a weird manner
>>680742917
I blame the lonely guys who wish they have a girl like her so they require pics tbh
>>680743022
Mmhmm
>>680743278
Night kagami
>>680743424
>I don't know what to do other then be embarrassed .////.
>I don't know what to do other then be yours <3
Fixed
>>680743551
Fugg this version is almost better than the explicit one, invokes imagination and uh, stuff...
>>680742820
Vacation from my job. Distributions Manager, which means I manage the shipping aspects.
Order mainly janitorial supplies, we load up trailers for routes, and drivers deliver them next morning.
It sounds pretty lame, I know, but there's a lot that goes into it.
The fucking shit I have to deal with..
My god, the whiners.
Warehouse is stocked with our product, with racking and all the whatnot. I make sure it stays neat, tidy and not caked with dust and bullshit. Our buyers love it.
>>680743385
Swimming in your eyes, darlin'
>>680743482
Find more!
>>680743603
No contest. I win.
>>680743603
Ooohhh its one of those servers, i know what your talkin about haha
>>680743763
ah shit you got me...
>>680743810
Why imagine when it can be yours <3
>>680743887
I can't help being a bold lewd waifu but I know you love it <3
>>680743763
>>680743887
Getting romantic
>>680743392
>that fucking anime
Oh god it was painful to watch, the manga was excellent though
>>680742820
Hey, star. How's it going?
>>680743840
Ahh I see, I can picture the whiners now haha
>No contest. I win
You wot m8? Ill take you up on it
>>680744075
m-maybe just a little
>>680744162
<3
>>680744278
>>680744075
Just fuck already!
>>680744226
Going pretty good, bout to get into a drinking contest with #1 puss spike, how bout you?
>>680744179
I loved the manga and wish they would remake the anime to better fit the manga
I just want someone to play some cs:go with me
>>680743840
Ooohhhh dio isnt saying a thing?!
>>680743871
My first time on it and I'm like "you what the fuck? I'm a spy with the minigun!?" Then I got used to it. There's more servers like them?
>>680744399
Saying that will drag you into it honey
>>680744278
Psst
>>680744399
You heard 'em snek. <3
>>680744467
>cs:go
Cs:go Fuck urself m8
Stylin' on all y'all
>>680744234
Let me just take one of these, first...
I have a 10 hour head start on you.
>>680744443
Fucking 1 from quints. Rekt. That's what you get for insulting the best.
>>680744515
He scared. Scared of #1
>>680744399
But that's 7lewd!
>>680744525
a-ah!
>>680744443
Playing some Halo 3, right now. So not much.
>I'm addicted
Hope it goes well, drinking is always fun with friends. Especially with an ice cube like Spike.
>>680743551
No way mine to <3 and summers coming up yay
>>680743840
Oh so smooth I love it <3
>>680744399
I know right?
>>680744443
ONE OFF GODDAMNIT
>>680744467
You playin casual bb?
>>680744515
Yeah theres a good amount I think, I forget the name they go by but that's pretty much what theyre all about. Sometimes you get a godly combo and fuck everybody up until you die haha
>>680744636
Rekt
>>680744817
On xbone or 360?
QOTT: whats your favorite gif of her
>>680744515
Sorry if bother you just enjoying some relax time before sleep :(
>>680744742
<3
>>680744886
Provably just got the texas hippie coalition album and gonna listen to it drink my beer and fuck around
>>680744952
>xbone
>read: x bone
>>680744952
360, of course. Only real way to play it.
>>680745008
>>680745008
>
>>680744837
>kiss kiss
<3
>>680745026
<3
>>680744837
>
>>680745008
The one where she's cute
>all of them
>>680744886
>2 off
Maybe if you didn't fight with the best
>>680745087
Oh shit I thought it was dead!
>>680744673
what about getting quints for being the best?
>>680745008
>
>>680744673
How much have you had shots wise? Ill level it out
>>680744817
Fuck I loved Halo 3, custom games was the #1 best shit out there, what are you playing in it?
>>680745008
>Not my favorite but I like this one
>>680745059
Nice, Im down to play a bit
>>680745174
<3
>>680745085
I always do too.
>>680745310
Living in the past, which is where I'm about to leave you
>pic
>>680745008
>
obviously
>>680745418
"pic"
>>680745300
Playing Campaign. Multiplayer for it still alive though, I think.
>>680745376
Just playing the marvelous campaign. When companies gave a shit about the story for video games. Custom games were also great, jenga and infection. Good stuff.
>>680745376
>pic
about 300 ML of 35%
8 beers
on my 9th
>pic
>>680745418
>bugged.gif
>mfw no pic
>>680745403
>
>>680745476
I forget, ok?! Fucking
fuck
shit
fuckassshitfuck
>>680745547
I wish Halo General would host some custom matches.. I don't mind Halo 5 but I would LOVE to revisit the previous games without xbone
>>680745008
You made me find gifs thank you
>>680745376
Alright just jump on whenever
Noone ever takes my waifu
She is best waifu
She is a loyal waifu
>>680745729
Well for someone who's pretending to be "the best" you sure are not acting like it.
>>680744673
Indeed he is
>>680744886
There's one called fort wars or somthing and you get a minute to build shit with the server's credits. I made a dick using the concrete pipe instead of helping team with barricades lol
>>680745026
I don't mind. It get sexy time with other anons here. You gotta give em breathing space before round x
>>680745646
>>680745742
Yeah, game's really took a downturn after Reach. Not a big fan of 4 and 5, can really tell it's for the newer Halo fans.
>>680745547
I fucking loved the campaign to Halo 3, which mission you on?
>>680745595
Alright, Im on 6 shots of Bacardi so far, I got alot more in me though
>>680745756
Will do, also dig the .gif
>>680745759
Welcome friend! How goes it?
>>680745921
Nice haha, I haven't been on one of those, have you played a medieval server?
>>680745918
Still pretty damn good considering I'm working hard on getting smashed. I'd say the playing field is getting more level the more I drink.
Thank your god I am drinking.
>>680745921
Spike appreciates your loving support.
>>680746286
You better leave some room for later, my pristine snowflake.
>Getting gay in here
>>680746233
Personally don't mind the changes from Reach to 5 and grown into them but I can see why Halo fans are enraged by them
>>680745152
What is your favorite sport tsuyu?
>kiss kiss
>>680745217
Oh I see mmmmm prety cute, so any adventures today sir?
>>680746150
Oh don't give me that face~
>just got a glass of Kraken
>>680746404
Oh?
And what are you trying to achieve throught drinking?
Perharps dishing away anxiety?
>>680746286
The Ark. God, they really threw away a good character when they killed Keyes in 1. Probably didn't expect the game to explode.
>>680746421
Eh, I could live without them. Narrative change was a large one also, can't say I was a fan of that either. Game felt more directed towards multiplayer instead of the campaign. I don't know, if people like the newer ones then that's fine. Just not my cup of tea.
/waifu/ did you know that since 1957 the UN has been putting synthetic female hormones in are canned goods. In the lining of the can is where they stashed the estrogen. Makes sense why everybody is turning gay.. like homo.! Not the pejorative Rude boy Term "fag" what are we gonna do to regain our Alpha status... should we all take steroids test...??? kek This is mind blowing shit right here..!!!! this is no ITT; GREEN TEXT STORY THIS IS NO JOKE /waifu/....!!! Unless u guys knew this, and just don't care..>Just look at all the television programs today and movies. They all have at-least one or multiple homosexual characters..
>Like " shameless " gr8 show but I thought the UK version is better, once Showtime got a hold of it it turned into one big gay piece of gayness..>what would Frank Gallager do... probably take some pills, get drunk, black out, and fall asleep in some homeless guy's tent..
>yeah the green text begun, Californication nother gr8 show just full of faggotry, is Aleister crowley's disgusting vision coming too pass /waifu/.. there's all kinds of homo sexual rituals in Holly Wood that these people are forced to do, well I suppose their not forced bc hey wan't the fame and fortune so I guess that's what they have to do; sell their soul, with their own blood;
>The NWO has been trying too cuck the white man, strip us of our dignity, and self worth..!!! Fuck that..!!!! If everyone turned gay, humans would be extinct in the matter of years prolly..!
>and now this same sex marriage shit is okay..? 2 men can't raise a girl and 2 women can't raise a boy..! Those kids are gonna come out all wacked out and confused..!!!! This is what the fuckin illuminati, elitist scum are trying to do to us..!!!This is why the white man is turning beta /waifu/... their lacing our food and water with estrogen.. it makes absolute sense..!!!!
>>680746772
Citation?
>>680746440
Riverboating, catching no fish.
Caught a turtle, though.. cute guy.
Must not have seen my Phone Gallery waifu? I'll post the spot, for you.
>>680746599
Nice dubs, but only octuplets can kill me.
Not so much the anxiety. I like to drink when I get restless, and night time is perfect for it. Mostly a lot of fishing, and I love to drink while on the river. Relax, get lost and forget about everything. This is my time to unwind and reset.
The anxiety is a whole new can of worms I really don't want to think about right now. Another time for the somber shit.
>>680746772
Was skimming
>sees female
>are they making IRL robot waifus
>>680746999
Nice trips
if you think about it, technically you said yes.
Gake and Fay
>>680746286
This is my first time hearing about this. Do tell
>>680746404
You're welcome 404
>>680747378
Damn forgot quote or whatever
>>680746772
Gake and Fay
seriously hate mobile this site. fishing adventures and booze
>>680746404
I always have room for later guyo
>getting gay in here
Dont get gay on me
>>680746686
Yeah they did, he was pretty awesome. Have you played halo 5 yet? Im kinda on the fence aboot it
>>680747445
Basically they're only melee weapon servers. The map is usually this castle where one team has to assault the castle while the other defends, I believe the only ranged weapon you can have is the huntsman as sniper. Its pretty neat sometimes for a change of pace
>>680747646
I don't see any connections between adventures and fishing.
>>680747757
Saw a playthrough, that's about it. Not going to buy an Xbone.
>The amount of inconsistencies between The Fall Of Reach and "Halo Reach" make me want to cry
>>680747757
Too late. Impossible to not get gay for that gorgeous winter wonderland of bitter cold beauty.
>>680747823
Ever been ramped off by another boat that had a stainless steel propeller blade that chewed holes in the side and gave you a really bad haircut?
Adventure.
Time to be off, have a good day/night everyone.
>>680747757
I gotta try it out tomorrow. Don't want to wake people up at night because I'm gaming
>>680746999
Oh sounds fantastic actually and how adorable did ya keep it?
>>680748117
Night
>sbinoa bro