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>fly to island
>things go to shit
>fat dude falls
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>>680733158
lord of the flies
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>>680733239
FUCK YOU
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>>680733344
easy
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>>680733158
>be bad lad
>milk
>arrested
>movies n shit
>muh identity, muh choice
>cured
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>in africa in future
>deformed dudes
>scouts
>fat lady at garbage dump
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>>680733586
clockwork orange
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>>680733720
Yup
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>>680733158
> war vet
> go to sleep
> wake up
> bug
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>black man
>dindu nuffin
>death sentence
>soul food
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>floating up a river
>some dude went missing, probably eaten by feral niggers
>it's hot
>finally get there, the guy's pet nigs chimp out
>mfw he dies after all this shit we did for him
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>>680734010
the things they carried
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>>680734200
Nope
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>>680734068
1 danked over the memers nest
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>>680734068
To kill a mocking bird
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>>680734010
metamorphosis
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> Retard and friend
> 1920's
> Friend kills Retard
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>>680734118
Heart of Darkness?
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>>680734477
Of mice and men
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>Disease makes people go blind
>Cure is found
>The end
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>>680734441
Ding Ding Ding thats right nigga
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>>680734560
bingo
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>Blue house
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>>680734498
Correct
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> I was in jail
> My struggle
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>>680734680
Good book 10/10
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>Right whale
>Sperm whale
>Whaling
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>go to a beach
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>>680734993
Pirates of the Caribbean
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>abandoned as baby
>adopted by king
>leave
>kill real dad
>fuck real mom
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>>680735167
Oedipus Rex you nig nog
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>>680735167
My diary
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>>680733158
>salamanca
>tree
>hiddle
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>>680734702
Mein Kampf
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wtf is a pennis?
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>>680735446
also dickee balls
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>Drugs that let you see the future
>Space muslims
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>>680735446
A misspelling of penis.
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>>680735091
no
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>>680735574

Dune
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>>680735574
Dune
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>>680734993
moby dick?
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>gorilla
>muh state of nature
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>>680734427
>>680734355
Nope
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>>680735818
Yep.
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>>680735777
Yep
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>man goes to house
>gets sick
>servant describes houses history and how the current owner is a dick
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>>680734010
Slaughter House 5
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>contemplate killing old woman
>kill her and her sister
>feel bad about it
>confess
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>takes test
>can be murdered for failing grade
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>angsty teen
>complain about life
>nothing happens
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>>680736032
Wurthering heights
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>>680736115
tell-tale heart?
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>your brother watches you
>2+2=5
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>>680736150
Catcher In The Rye?
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>>680736186
Yup
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>do you love me
>it doesn't matter
>I'm gonna die? Ok.
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>>680736115

Crime and Punishment
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>>680736238
you got it
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>>680736237
1984
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>>680733158
>home alone
>siting in chair
>TALKING
>FUCKING
>BIRD
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>edgy scientist
>creates a bad thing
>feels bad
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>young boy
>blind black man
>stranded on an island
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>>680736317
yep
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>Win random death Lottery
>One winner
>white roses
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>>680733604
Probably not, but brave new world?
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>>680736196
Nope
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>>680736394
The Cay
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>>680736394
The Cay
I read that in 6th grade
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>Wake up
>strawberry mess everywhere
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>>680736376

Frunkenstein
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>>680736376
Frankenstein
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>>680736288
Twilight
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>>680736297
Correct
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>>680736416

The Lottery
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>>680734068
Green Mile
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>>680736600
no.
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>>680735386
yup
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>>680736416
Hunger games
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>>680736237
2 easy nigger
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Hard mode
>1950's
>angsty black tribal dude kills a white guy
>tribe rejects him for killing
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>>680736534
Nope
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>People can't solve code
>gay guy solves code
>given drugs
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>>680736664
Ding dong winner
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>>680736790
The imitation game
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>>680736790
Da vinci code
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>fuck bitch
>bitch dies
>guy dies
>bitch dies again
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>>680736454
Nope. Heres a fat hint: kids, ear, arm, eye
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Odors. Murders
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>>680733158
>destroy most powerful empire in the universe
>save Earth from being repossessed by alien bankers
>dissapear innawoods
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>>680736805
I'm shocked.
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>>680736675
fuck. I don't know
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>war
>kaboom
>lie in bed
>madness
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>>680736490
Yep
>>680736492
same here
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>>680736883
Yeah
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>>680736944
Slaughter House 5
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>>680736910
Shakespeare was a hack
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>pigs
>utopia
>>
People think this book is about censorship, but really it's about blissful ignorance
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>>680736910
Romeo and Juliet
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>>680733158
>little faggot eats everything in its path
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>>680737035
Animal Farm
pick something harder
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>>680736675
Raisin in the sun, too easy
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>>680737007
Nope.
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>>680736675
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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>>680737053
correct
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>rich white people
>population police
>revolution
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>>680737081
very hungry caterpillar
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>Brother kills self
>cheats on girlfriend
>uncle has heart attack
>Parents divorce
>Suicide bomber at gun range
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>>680737081
John Goodman
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>rich dude
>asshole dude
>turns out their the same dude
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>wake up
>don't feel like going to work
>parents pissed
>manager shows up
>fires me
>likeigiveafuck.png
>stay in my room
>family ashamed of me
>sister still cares
>parents have to get jobs to support themselves
>have to rent spare bedroom to assholes
>asshole flatmates demand sister play songs for them
>decide to check out whats going on
>dad kills me
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>>680734068
a lesson before dying?
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>guy thinks his life is amazing
>in reality life is shit, wife enables him
>his kid has issues, is able to overcome them
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>>680736944
Johnny Got His Gun?
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>>680737265
The Metamorphosis
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>athlete
>car accident
>cambodia
>mountain climbing
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>>680737207
SSHHHIIIEEETTT
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>>680737339
Kafkaesque as fuck, muh nigga.
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>A jap business man, a man and his ex wife, and a guy who sells antiques
>Alt universe 1960's
>The grasshopper lies heavy
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>>680737327
ding ding winner
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>German boy wants to make his family proud
>Goes to war to make girl in school like him
>Comes back to find she found someone already
>Dies
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>escape from school
>whine for 250 pages how I hate my dad and people in general
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>>680737265
Asshole i already did metamorphosis
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>>680737242
Strange case of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde
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>>680736917
No clue
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>>680737037
1984
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> Be lowly farmboy fag on farm
> Suddenly, explosion
> Egg
> Adventure as well as civil war
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>>680737220
Rumble
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>middle aged man
>teaches
>fucks stepdaughter
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>I built this shit, I can tear it down
>well, maybe some of you are alright
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>>680737617
The heat of the day?
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>>680737642
Winner
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>>680737509
Diary of a wimpy kid
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>>680737535
Its called the ear, the eye and the arm. Really good novel, its a huge shame its not more well known
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>>680737509
Catcher in the Rye
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>>680737509
Elliot Rodger's Manifesto?
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>war sux
>gov't corrupt
>microcosm
>see ya, i'm out
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>>680737509
Catcher in the Rye
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>>680737663
Holy Bible
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>>680733158
>soldier wakes up in a hospital
>can't see shit what the fuck
>can't really do too much of anything tbh
>holds his breath
>uses morse code
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>>680737692
>>680737735
>>680737771
correct
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>>680737443
Here's a hint: author was pretty much crazy and wrote the book that inspired a really famous movie
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>high society woman plans party
>meets old BF
>war veteran kills himself
>woman meets old BF at party
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>>680733158

They didn't fly to an island. They crashed on an island. Dumb fuck. Did you even read?
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>>680737656
Lolita?
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>mom dies
>fuck buddy wants to get married
>neighbor gets cops called on him
>shoot a nigga
>get death sentence
>it's all bullshit anyways
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>>680737725
Im not reading it because its about niggerland
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>>680737509
>>680737820
Why does everyone write off depression as whining?
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>>680737772

Got it
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>>680737807
Johnny has his gun
This book fucked me up
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>released from prison
>muh country gone to shit
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>>680737807
sorry fuckboy i already did that one
>>680736944
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>>680737921
Depression? That kid is being edgy.
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>guy goes to america
>shits in a bag
>gets an ipod and a prostitute
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>>680737952
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
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>>680737940
Correct
Fucking strongest argument for pacifism is what that book is
>>
>>680737689
Nope. here's a hint, though: It's the first book in a series.
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>Nazis
>Magic Closet
>Sexy yet ice hearted queen
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>african fag
>owns farm
>fucking yams for days
>English come and fuck up the yams
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I got one I bet no one can guess
>World war 2
>Fight for russia
>Get my shit fucked up
>Wake up in German hospital
>Good thing I can speak German too
>Qt3.14 nurse
>Escape
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>>680737888
You got it nigger
Also nice trips
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>>680738071
The lion the witch and the wardrobe
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>>680737877

They did fly there. Certainly didn't drive there faggot
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>>680735263
Nignog is my line you fucking faggot
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>>680738071
Narnia: Wizard witch and the wardrobe
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>>680737888
checkd
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>>680738151
ring a ding ding benny
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>>680738030
If you consider blatant suicidal depression edginess then sure
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>Japan
>Runaway Teen
>Old Retard
>Cats
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>>680738065
I agree. I wasn't sure who to blame at the end: the boy, the enemy, or the general.
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>>680738075
Cry, The beloved country
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>>680738086
Soldier X? Or something like that?
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>>680738256
nope
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>>680737345
I'll make it a bit more specific

>brother is star athlete
>hit by a car
>meet cambodian fuck
>climb a big mountain together
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>>680738269
Yeah you got it...
Man fuck I didnt think anyone read that shit
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>Cancer sticks
>Derry Quin
>He dies curling into a ball under the street light
this book forged me
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>be midget from midget country
>old man wants me to intervene in continental politics
>walk around for ages establishing a homosexual relationship with my midget companion
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>Fatass breaks down door
>hands kid letter
>Mansion with funny old guy in it
>Some stone that keeps getting mentioned
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>>680734441
Also correct answer: 1984.
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>three guys
>create plan 4 fun
>forget its a plan 4 fun
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>be a vain asshole
>have a magic painting
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>>680738484
Harry potter and sorcerer's stone
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>country is screwed over by literal cucks
>huge civil war
>no one wins
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>Kids jumping on father
>everyone rhymes
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>>680738211
Was I right or was I wrong. Because your a nig nog and im right na na na boo boo kill yourself
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>>680738484
harry potter and the philosophers stone
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>powdery residue and water droplets and a stone
>shocked mouse
>animal abuse
>slavery
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>>680738605
Some Rapunzel spinnoff
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>>680738484
Harry Potter before Emma Watson was hot
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>>680737284
Death of a salesman?
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>>680738483

Faggotship of the Ring
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>fireman
>keep contraband as a secret
>gets caught and runs away
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>>680738689
>>680738627
Correctamundo
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>>680738056
wrong
>>
Try me
>America
>Group of faggot kids
>Little girl is stolen
>Kids track down girl
>Get stolen too
>Escape
>Fly to New York
>Plot twist
>Dog is dead
>Kids leave
>To be continued forever
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>>680738777
Farenheit 451
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>>680738641
Hop on Pop
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>>680738605
Dorian Grey

>>680738641
Howl for Carl Solomon?

>>680738777
Fahrenheit 451
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>>680738777
Fahrenheit that book was gay as hell.
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>>680738768
yep. or more like the whole trilogy
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>>680738605

Portrait of Dorian Grey
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>be me
>take shower
>sleep
>wake up invisible
>wew lad
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>Edgy superhero
>Mind control
>toilet humor
>Flip-o-rama
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>>680738898
Fuck you. I loved that shit
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>>680738939
The Invisible man
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>>680738887
So close to quads, but correct!
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>>680733158
>World sucks
>Ingest metal shit to get super powers
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>be lots of characters
>everyone fucks everyone
>people die
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