ITT: we describe books poorly. Pic unrelated
>fly to island
>things go to shit
>fat dude falls
>>680733158
lord of the flies
>>680733239
FUCK YOU
>>680733344
easy
>>680733158
>be bad lad
>milk
>arrested
>movies n shit
>muh identity, muh choice
>cured
>in africa in future
>deformed dudes
>scouts
>fat lady at garbage dump
>>680733586
clockwork orange
>>680733720
Yup
>>680733158
> war vet
> go to sleep
> wake up
> bug
>black man
>dindu nuffin
>death sentence
>soul food
>floating up a river
>some dude went missing, probably eaten by feral niggers
>it's hot
>finally get there, the guy's pet nigs chimp out
>mfw he dies after all this shit we did for him
>>680734010
the things they carried
>>680734200
Nope
>>680734068
1 danked over the memers nest
>>680734068
To kill a mocking bird
>>680734010
metamorphosis
> Retard and friend
> 1920's
> Friend kills Retard
>>680734118
Heart of Darkness?
>>680734477
Of mice and men
>Disease makes people go blind
>Cure is found
>The end
>>680734441
Ding Ding Ding thats right nigga
>>680734560
bingo
>Blue house
>>680734498
Correct
> I was in jail
> My struggle
>>680734680
Good book 10/10
>Right whale
>Sperm whale
>Whaling
>go to a beach
>>680734993
Pirates of the Caribbean
>abandoned as baby
>adopted by king
>leave
>kill real dad
>fuck real mom
>>680735167
Oedipus Rex you nig nog
>>680735167
My diary
>>680733158
>salamanca
>tree
>hiddle
>>680734702
Mein Kampf
wtf is a pennis?
>>680735446
also dickee balls
>Drugs that let you see the future
>Space muslims
>>680735446
A misspelling of penis.
>>680735574
Dune
>>680735574
Dune
>>680734993
moby dick?
>gorilla
>muh state of nature
>>680735818
Yep.
>>680735777
Yep
>man goes to house
>gets sick
>servant describes houses history and how the current owner is a dick
>>680734010
Slaughter House 5
>contemplate killing old woman
>kill her and her sister
>feel bad about it
>confess
>takes test
>can be murdered for failing grade
>angsty teen
>complain about life
>nothing happens
>>680736032
Wurthering heights
>>680736115
tell-tale heart?
>your brother watches you
>2+2=5
>>680736150
Catcher In The Rye?
>>680736186
Yup
>do you love me
>it doesn't matter
>I'm gonna die? Ok.
>>680736115
Crime and Punishment
>>680736238
you got it
>>680736237
1984
>>680733158
>home alone
>siting in chair
>TALKING
>FUCKING
>BIRD
>edgy scientist
>creates a bad thing
>feels bad
>young boy
>blind black man
>stranded on an island
>>680736317
yep
>Win random death Lottery
>One winner
>white roses
>>680733604
Probably not, but brave new world?
>>680736196
Nope
>>680736394
The Cay
>>680736394
The Cay
I read that in 6th grade
>Wake up
>strawberry mess everywhere
>>680736376
Frunkenstein
>>680736376
Frankenstein
>>680736288
Twilight
>>680736297
Correct
>>680736416
The Lottery
>>680734068
Green Mile
>>680736600
no.
>>680735386
yup
>>680736416
Hunger games
>>680736237
2 easy nigger
Hard mode
>1950's
>angsty black tribal dude kills a white guy
>tribe rejects him for killing
>>680736534
Nope
>People can't solve code
>gay guy solves code
>given drugs
>>680736664
Ding dong winner
>>680736790
The imitation game
>>680736790
Da vinci code
>fuck bitch
>bitch dies
>guy dies
>bitch dies again
>>680736454
Nope. Heres a fat hint: kids, ear, arm, eye
Odors. Murders
>>680733158
>destroy most powerful empire in the universe
>save Earth from being repossessed by alien bankers
>dissapear innawoods
>>680736805
I'm shocked.
>>680736675
fuck. I don't know
>war
>kaboom
>lie in bed
>madness
>>680736490
Yep
>>680736492
same here
>>680736883
Yeah
>>680736944
Slaughter House 5
>>680736910
Shakespeare was a hack
>pigs
>utopia
People think this book is about censorship, but really it's about blissful ignorance
>>680736910
Romeo and Juliet
>>680733158
>little faggot eats everything in its path
>>680737035
Animal Farm
pick something harder
>>680736675
Raisin in the sun, too easy
>>680737007
Nope.
>>680736675
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>680737053
correct
>rich white people
>population police
>revolution
>>680737081
very hungry caterpillar
>Brother kills self
>cheats on girlfriend
>uncle has heart attack
>Parents divorce
>Suicide bomber at gun range
>>680737081
John Goodman
>rich dude
>asshole dude
>turns out their the same dude
>wake up
>don't feel like going to work
>parents pissed
>manager shows up
>fires me
>likeigiveafuck.png
>stay in my room
>family ashamed of me
>sister still cares
>parents have to get jobs to support themselves
>have to rent spare bedroom to assholes
>asshole flatmates demand sister play songs for them
>decide to check out whats going on
>dad kills me
>>680734068
a lesson before dying?
>guy thinks his life is amazing
>in reality life is shit, wife enables him
>his kid has issues, is able to overcome them
>>680736944
Johnny Got His Gun?
>>680737265
The Metamorphosis
>athlete
>car accident
>cambodia
>mountain climbing
>>680737207
SSHHHIIIEEETTT
>>680737339
Kafkaesque as fuck, muh nigga.
>A jap business man, a man and his ex wife, and a guy who sells antiques
>Alt universe 1960's
>The grasshopper lies heavy
>>680737327
ding ding winner
>German boy wants to make his family proud
>Goes to war to make girl in school like him
>Comes back to find she found someone already
>Dies
>escape from school
>whine for 250 pages how I hate my dad and people in general
>>680737265
Asshole i already did metamorphosis
>>680737242
Strange case of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde
>>680736917
No clue
>>680737037
1984
> Be lowly farmboy fag on farm
> Suddenly, explosion
> Egg
> Adventure as well as civil war
>>680737220
Rumble
>middle aged man
>teaches
>fucks stepdaughter
>I built this shit, I can tear it down
>well, maybe some of you are alright
>>680737617
The heat of the day?
>>680737642
Winner
>>680737509
Diary of a wimpy kid
>>680737535
Its called the ear, the eye and the arm. Really good novel, its a huge shame its not more well known
>>680737509
Catcher in the Rye
>>680737509
Elliot Rodger's Manifesto?
>war sux
>gov't corrupt
>microcosm
>see ya, i'm out
>>680737509
Catcher in the Rye
>>680737663
Holy Bible
>>680733158
>soldier wakes up in a hospital
>can't see shit what the fuck
>can't really do too much of anything tbh
>holds his breath
>uses morse code
>>680737443
Here's a hint: author was pretty much crazy and wrote the book that inspired a really famous movie
>high society woman plans party
>meets old BF
>war veteran kills himself
>woman meets old BF at party
>>680733158
They didn't fly to an island. They crashed on an island. Dumb fuck. Did you even read?
>>680737656
Lolita?
>mom dies
>fuck buddy wants to get married
>neighbor gets cops called on him
>shoot a nigga
>get death sentence
>it's all bullshit anyways
>>680737725
Im not reading it because its about niggerland
>>680737509
>>680737820
Why does everyone write off depression as whining?
>>680737772
Got it
>>680737807
Johnny has his gun
This book fucked me up
>released from prison
>muh country gone to shit
>>680737807
sorry fuckboy i already did that one
>>680736944
>>680737921
Depression? That kid is being edgy.
>guy goes to america
>shits in a bag
>gets an ipod and a prostitute
>>680737952
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
>>680737940
Correct
Fucking strongest argument for pacifism is what that book is
>>680737689
Nope. here's a hint, though: It's the first book in a series.
>Nazis
>Magic Closet
>Sexy yet ice hearted queen
>african fag
>owns farm
>fucking yams for days
>English come and fuck up the yams
I got one I bet no one can guess
>World war 2
>Fight for russia
>Get my shit fucked up
>Wake up in German hospital
>Good thing I can speak German too
>Qt3.14 nurse
>Escape
>>680737888
You got it nigger
Also nice trips
>>680738071
The lion the witch and the wardrobe
>>680737877
They did fly there. Certainly didn't drive there faggot
>>680735263
Nignog is my line you fucking faggot
>>680738071
Narnia: Wizard witch and the wardrobe
>>680737888
checkd
>>680738151
ring a ding ding benny
>>680738030
If you consider blatant suicidal depression edginess then sure
>Japan
>Runaway Teen
>Old Retard
>Cats
>>680738065
I agree. I wasn't sure who to blame at the end: the boy, the enemy, or the general.
>>680738075
Cry, The beloved country
>>680738086
Soldier X? Or something like that?
>>680738256
nope
>>680737345
I'll make it a bit more specific
>brother is star athlete
>hit by a car
>meet cambodian fuck
>climb a big mountain together
>>680738269
Yeah you got it...
Man fuck I didnt think anyone read that shit
>Cancer sticks
>Derry Quin
>He dies curling into a ball under the street light
this book forged me
>be midget from midget country
>old man wants me to intervene in continental politics
>walk around for ages establishing a homosexual relationship with my midget companion
>Fatass breaks down door
>hands kid letter
>Mansion with funny old guy in it
>Some stone that keeps getting mentioned
>>680734441
Also correct answer: 1984.
>three guys
>create plan 4 fun
>forget its a plan 4 fun
>be a vain asshole
>have a magic painting
>>680738484
Harry potter and sorcerer's stone
>country is screwed over by literal cucks
>huge civil war
>no one wins
>Kids jumping on father
>everyone rhymes
>>680738211
Was I right or was I wrong. Because your a nig nog and im right na na na boo boo kill yourself
>>680738484
harry potter and the philosophers stone
>powdery residue and water droplets and a stone
>shocked mouse
>animal abuse
>slavery
>>680738605
Some Rapunzel spinnoff
>>680738484
Harry Potter before Emma Watson was hot
>>680737284
Death of a salesman?
>>680738483
Faggotship of the Ring
>fireman
>keep contraband as a secret
>gets caught and runs away
>>680738689
>>680738627
Correctamundo
>>680738056
wrong
Try me
>America
>Group of faggot kids
>Little girl is stolen
>Kids track down girl
>Get stolen too
>Escape
>Fly to New York
>Plot twist
>Dog is dead
>Kids leave
>To be continued forever
>>680738777
Farenheit 451
>>680738641
Hop on Pop
>>680738605
Dorian Grey
>>680738641
Howl for Carl Solomon?
>>680738777
Fahrenheit 451
>>680738777
Fahrenheit that book was gay as hell.
>>680738768
yep. or more like the whole trilogy
>>680738605
Portrait of Dorian Grey
>be me
>take shower
>sleep
>wake up invisible
>wew lad
>Edgy superhero
>Mind control
>toilet humor
>Flip-o-rama
>>680738898
Fuck you. I loved that shit
>>680738939
The Invisible man
>>680738887
So close to quads, but correct!
>>680733158
>World sucks
>Ingest metal shit to get super powers
>be lots of characters
>everyone fucks everyone
>people die