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I was showing off, just a little.
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>>680730805
"Begin your essay in the lined area below."
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It can be shown that the amount of each of the products on the right-hand side of Eqs. 3 to 5 depends on the temperature and the total pressure only for perfect-gas conditions and is indicated by the equillibrium constant Kp.

aight
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"we got to let that burn now."
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>>680730805
He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.
Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
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In the gallery beyond: more dead.

The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt
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Get some faggots
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"Two and a half. of course, we could not be certain that it would be Terminus he would choose, but we hoped it might be and we acted upon that assumption"
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"I am probably exactly the sort of person father Pereira would love to have in his sights. Just ripe and ready to fall, like the majors mangos, and into someone's comforting Hands. Clean Hands."
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El futbol no es un juego perfecto. No comprendo por qué se pretende que el árbitro lo sea.
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Cash flow controls every decision in the shoestring process.
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> The first two weeks started off pleasantly enough.

welp
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"Drip on?" Abnesti said over the PA.
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"And why must I?"
Godel, Escher Bach - Douglas R. Hofstadter
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>>680730805
>And so they said to him, "We each have had a dream and there is no interpreter of it."
the holy bible, I'm at a fucking marriott
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“The music started and Robert Cohn said: "Will you dance this with me, Lady Brett?”
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"You've got rights. Lots of rights."
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"However,when there is something wrong, the problem can be treated by a doctor, so the boy can develop normally"
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>>680730805
"Usually it was the spillage-"
Not bad, maybe?
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No driver shall participate in a race on a public road.
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>>680730805
>There are other professions held in esteem, such as fell callers, sorcerers, shamans, and warlocks.
Even in our fantasy games, I am still a wizard.
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Shakespeare's amazing new bad poem
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When you are constructing a frequency distribution, the guidelines presented in this section should be followed.
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>"Don't be ridiculous," she said.
Well then.
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>>680732541
Most unfortunate
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truth was to be found in a marks wallet
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>>680730805
"The corpse, I repeat, stirred, and now more vigorously than before."
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"Death would be too kind and too brief."
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>>680730805
"That doesn't matter right now."
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That day, Saba decided to keep the baby and firmly told her husband why.
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I discarded this thought for I could see that they were both fast asleep.
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>>680730805
>"Barbarian", she said, then she set her mouth, raised her head so her chins quivered, and stared straight ahead of her.

This could be something, right?
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"Wow," said Zaphod Beeblebrox to the Heart of Gold.
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Barrow came out of his dressing room in a double breasted blue blazer and white trousers.... damn you stewart woods
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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz was not a pleasant sight, even for other Vogons.
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You make me sick to my fucking stomach with the way you all try to fuck each other over. - 7 deadly sins
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"Solve each inequality"

life is a bummer
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"Spit it out right now!"
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I FELT A LITTLE SHIVER of anticipation, then kind of an unpleasant chill.

>can confirm
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Book?
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>They weren't the first, the state trooper tells you, as if that were any consolation, as you stand together near the police barricade, artificial light illuminating the otherwise dark country road past four in the morning.
Kinky
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>>680730805
So, the Hermetic Teachings do not preach the unsubstantiality of the Universe in any stronger terms than those more familiar to you, although their of the subject may seem somewhat more startling.
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>>680730805
what the actual fuck?
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>>680730805

"Mum used her soft voice."

Naked by Jo Hill
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"Yes, dear. Now hurry up. Get those fat legs moving."
God fucking dammit Heinlein. This fits too well!
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>>680730805
Gilgamesh may or may not have been a real person.
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>>680730805
Ehe nur zwei Jahre vergangen waren, war mir sowohl die Lehre als auch das technische Werkzeug der Sozialdemokratie klar.
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Wuthering Heights:

"Why cannot you always be a good man, father"-Catherine.
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>>680733814
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Stood on the brink of Hell and look’d a while,
Pondering his Voyage; for no narrow frith
He had to cross. ParadiseLost
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But the stream became stronger and stronger.
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"Do you think a young girl finds any pleasure in going to bed with a man of that age? You're what - fifty-two?"

Lel
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
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"Oh," whispered Jaina beside him. "They look...so sad".

Rise of the Lich King
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The madness came into his eyes again.

- William Golding "The Lord of The Flies"
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"Artyom was sure he would be cross-examined as soon as he home." wat? am I going to marry a big Russian man? pls help
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>>680730805
The footnote question: This is the question that requires you abstract, interpret, or apply information contained in footnotes attached to passages.
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"It was only when I truly started to believe that nothing happens to me; it happens because of me that I was able to start operating at 10x levels"
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>>680730805
you seriously want me to get up, go to the basement and read.
fuck off nigger
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>The suffocating darkness 600 feet beneath the surface of the ocean had vanished.

Not sure what to make of that.
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>>680730805
Have you heard of one Humpty Dumpty
How he fell with a roll and a rumble
And curled up like Lord Olofa Crumple
By the butt of the Magazine Wall,
(Chorus) Of the Magazine Wall,
Hump, helmet and all?
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Reliability depends on the care observed in making sure that the mineral is pure and not mixed with any other substance.

I love being white
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>>680730805
She shall not pass, he told himself, and said, "The prince is watching the children at their play. He is never to be disturbed when he is watching children at their play"
>tfw some juicy CP
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"In other words, rather than police causing crime, crime may cause police"
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"I told you--nobody wants to hear Billy Joel."
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>>680730805
"You'd get blood on the seats if they take you to the emergency room?"
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>The dwarves tramped through the battlefield and lowered themselves into the shaft, glad to get away from the circling ravens and the overwhelming stench.

Idk how to feel about this.
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>>680730805
You know how many niggas would be on my bra strap after they saw me behind the wheel?
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Apparently I'm boring in bed
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>>680730805
"he has been abandoned to drunkenness and reckless in lust."
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"Holy shit," Van Patten exclaims. "I've never seen..." - American Psycho.
Guess I'm a faglet
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"I was trying to protect myself, and my name had been dragged in this mess "
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It reappeared.
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"two weeks later, the sit-ins reached nashville."
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"The part of a logical expression to which a quantifier is applied is called the scope of this quantifier." god damn cs textbooks
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>>680730805
When pressed by a reporter on the subject Carter reddened and replied, "Get outta here, you short-fingered churlish dwarf-like former author or I'll adjective you to death."
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>>680730805
"The matter of seditions is of two kinds: much poverty, and much discontentment."
well ... fuck
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>>680730805
Present yourselves before the Lord for he has heard your complaining.
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"Her pale skin had a gray cast to it." clearly i'm a necrophile.
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"Study the four accompanying diagrams."
I don't get it
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Now if I had used the second closest book to me...

The dangerous finger shot up and waved about, resembling some hellish viper.
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>>680735616
>"It's been two weeks since you've made love to me! What are you- gay?!"
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"Pulling my hair and tearing
My clothes and calling me a teachers pet and a matchstick."
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"I'm not exaggerating at all."
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>>680735798
1. The vag
2. The ass
3. The mouth
4. ???
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"He stared right through me"
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>>680730805
"Load the cart, Will Henry," the doctor directed me, as he, with firm hand upon the old man's elbow, guided - or forced - Erasmus toward the basement steps.

Ok then.
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>>680733178
Mmmh, what book could that be?
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>>680736088
Belly

Ur Welcum
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"Thanks old man"
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>>680730805
"Hail holy light, ofspring of Heav'n first-born, or of th' or of the Eternal Coeternal beam may I express thee unblam'd."
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>Basil II soon realized what a treasure he had gained in these mighty men of the north

My boipucci is ready.
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>>680736641
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In finding the fourth root of any number, we may obtain the square root of its square root, or follow the rule given by the formula.
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'I will go, Father,' she said quietly.
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>>680730805
"Love was over, and her man was beside her." - Steven King, The Shining.
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>>680730805
"If you get entangled in a legal dispute, call a lawyer."

Holy shit this is the dumbest book
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The Ottoman historian Ali attributes the decline in the number of ships arriving in the Red Sea from India each year - a drop from twenty to three or four - primarily to the rapacity of customs officials.
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in wave motion the energy is carried out by a disturbance of some sort that occurs in the disruptive repeating pattern
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"Outside in the corridor of the bunker, I could see other troops crouched against the walls, in the same position as me, enduring this bombardment."
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Then he stifled his agitation, sat down again, and said quietly, "all right. Name a job that's suitable for me."
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"Spit it out right now!" -To Kill A Mockingbird
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"Let's get out," said Jordan, after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour; "this is much too polite for me."
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"You don't want to mess with Charizard after it has experienced a tense battle - the fire emanating from it burns hotter when it is stressed.
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"I had no plan."
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>>680730805
the fuck is a book bro
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Page 45 is a blank page.
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He was storing up company for the times he knew he nobody wound be around (into the wild)
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"What if ou were to lead your friends to believe you could play the piano at a concert hall level while your actual present skill was that of a beginner?"

well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally
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>>680730805
"biologists are racking their brains trying to think of what useful task this apperantly usless dna is doing." (The Selfish Gene, Dawkins 45).
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And the Lord said to moses, "The following instructions are for those seeking ceremonial purification from a skin disease."

i ain't even Christian.
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"I thought I'd gone insane" 11/22/63
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>>680737657
exactly
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"Let everyone wave to him. When he is finished, let him come to me. Have you seen him, Hagen? he is a good step son."

Public, gay and pedo.
Fucking hell.
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>his eyes searched the street: there was no sign of them
10 points if you guess the book
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apparently i fucked the daughter of a certain canaanite and got her knocked up.
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Cyclopes are one-eyed giants that eke out a meager existance in wild lands.
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>>680730805
Concepts prevent feeling.
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I paused in its shadow, then leaned over and reached out to touch the high, white surface, pitted with centuries of battle debris and stardust.
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>>680730805
One result of the experience with Marie Varaeke was the realization by the white slavers that seducing young girls into their ring was as easily accomplished by preying on the instincts of well-educated girls as on those with fewer advantages.

Cults in America - David Hanna
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>>680738097
Dubliners. Had to read it sophmore year of highschool. :P
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The poet swalowed and nodded.
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Slowly he groped his way along, feeling with his hands upon the tunnels walls, and cautiously with his feet ahead of him
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>>680733427
>>680733178
what edition are you reading?
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>grabs book about Greek mythology
>dis gonna be gud
Time went by and men settled down all over the earth as if it had always been theirs, Zeus was pleased with what he saw as he looked down from Olympus, and busied himself setting the rest of the world to rights after the desolation of the Titans.
>that was more than a sentence but fuck it.
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jimmy bricked his yellow lemon turt
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"You are lonely and decide to attend a social affair for singles."

...AHHH
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> Law that fails to serve the common good is defective as law, and that is why it would be weird and paradoxical for a legal system to deny that it means to serve that good.
But what does it mean?
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'was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark. . .' 'A Clash of Kings' page 45
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>>680730805
"Behold!"

>mfw
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>>680737905
>2016
>Reading the godfather
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>>680730805
The term was meant to imply that the use of LSD in these circumstances could reveal some ultimate truth.
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>>680730805

"I wouldn't say that."
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>>680730805
"She raised an eyebrow."

Literally, all there is. From Stephen King's Green Mile.
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>>680738849
10 points for you
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>>680730805
First sentance

"two of the most important qualities a technician can have are active listening skills and attitude"

"active listening meant hat you truly listen to what the person (who is having the problem) is saying"


it goes on about that stuff then second section bottom half of page it talks about :

"Hardware is somthing you can touch and feel"

I am satisfied with that top kek
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"If you boot a PC and see a black screen with a white blinking underscore on the top left, the issue could be the boot order."

No shit. TiL.
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If an atom containing two valence electrons is truck by a moving electron, the energy of the striking electron is divided between the two valence electrons (Figure 1-20).
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'Only sufficient to meet the bare exigencies of life' - Mein Kampf
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>>680739740
A+ guide?
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>>680739874
>exigencies
well that's nice
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>>680730805
"Tamburlane: Bring out my footstool"

I ain't even a footfag, but I guess I am one now.
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>>680730805
The head was on a shaft of mountain ash six feet long, so she could not go around.
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>>680739924
computer foundations

Everything from building to understanding basic functions etc etc
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Bow down, adore, cringe on thy present master
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Chewing my food gave me time to realize that he was just speaking polite nothings.
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>>680730805
He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.
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>>680730805
Reiterate the same three times, from stronger to stronger, using objurations, costumelies, cursings, punishments, suspensions from his office and power and the like.
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>>680739740
>sentance
Did you actually read it yet?
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>>680738849
>>680739718
I'll give you another 20 of you actually understood this book
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A man next to me, a complete stranger, asked me where to obtain the candles.
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Since Isstvan, Perturabo had become a giant of terrible rages and spontaneous violence, and Harkor was gambling that this humbling of Dorn's sons would quench that molten anger.
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>>680730805
"They were a people of deep religious feeling, but they had little imagination."

Heh
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>>680740385
>sentence

kek, nfg
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He knew the penalties for aggravated rape, exploitation of a person in a subordinate position, abuse and aggravated abuse; he reckoned he would get at least six years in prison.
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>>680730805
There are three different methods for qualifying for the pro tournament.

Anybody care deciphering that..?
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>>680740472
Idk the book but this made me think of Hemmingway's "a clean well-lighted place "
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Weird...I had my bookmark at page 45 already...
"The problem is that critical decisions aren't easily reversible". pg. 45 of The Pragmatic Programmer
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The notion of a limit is fundamental to the study of calculus.
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"He took a few steps away from his luggage, more into the center of the room, and then tilted his head back to look directly up at the dome"
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>>680730805
"Dad squeezed my shoulder before going to bed."
Fuck
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" How do you tell if something's alive?"
Book Theif
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>>680740242
Nice ASOIF
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>>680730805
"Follow my logic: I'm gaining 02."
Well that's... Not negative?
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>>680740968
Top kek
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Only the topmost chamber still jutted above the silt but the An-Xileel had excavated it, room by room, pumping it out and laying magicks to keep the water from returning .
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>>680740242
ASOIAF
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>>680730805
"on the farm"
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"Counting with tangrams"

?!?
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"He saw again the white angel"

Not bad. Next sentence would have fucked me up though.
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>>680730805
That was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed.

>I'm Bill Cosby
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>>680731658
LOTF right?
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>>680730805
"He couldn't keep her off Nessus' ship, not when she could go directly to the puppeteer." Guess I'm a cuck now.
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>>680730805
"Britain's attempt to retake the Falklands could have ended in defeat with the Task Force at the bottom of the South Atlantic."
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"I am so pissed. She may be fucking insane, but she's my girl! If I see that dwarf, I'll kick his ass!"
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>>680730805
"The crowd burst into applause"
Nailed it
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"Uh B-but.."
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"The situation suddenly became more dramatic still." The Wright Brothers by David McCullough
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>>680730805
And God said, "OP, you massive cocksucking faggot! Take Jesus' cock out of your mouth, it's my turn."
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'Once upon a time there were three little sisters,' the Dormouse began in a great hurry; 'and their names were Elsie, Lacie, and Tillie; and they lived at the bottom of a well--
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"Your mind processes information at an incredible rate, glimpsing possible outcomes from adjacent realities."

D&D Gamma World Rulebook
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Ok - he said - Then sell me that empty house.

Technicaly it's just "Ok", but.
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>>680730805
>With regard to the interests of politicians, it becomes quite clear why they appear to have a vested interest in promoting tougher legislation surrounding juveniles.
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>>680730805
"When you think about the CIA, you probably imagine two of our most popular and enduring myths."
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"some amount of cylinder wall marking in an engine that has run for any amount of time" - how to rebuild GM LS series - chris wagner

Automotives, the only place I will be caught with a dirty tranny and two hookers
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>>680730805
"And Jacob said to Joseph, god almighty appeared to me in Luz in the land of Canaan and and said to me, I will make you fruitful and will multiply you, and will make you a multitude of peoples."

I'm getting a harem. Fuck yeah, bible.
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whats all this trouble?
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War and Peace:
>But Natasha could say no more: everything seemed funny to her.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>But she stops.

1984
>One never had the smallest clue as to what had happened to them.

Brave New World
>And then he spends most of his time by himself- alone

Walden
>For more than five years I maintained myself thus smiley by the labor of my hands.
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>>680730805
>We went out hunting
Well... arent we all really?
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