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/b/ has transformed into a massive house party. what do u do?
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Yo, this is my bro. He goes to St. Mary's.

>Where the ladies at?
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Wouldn't get invited to it.
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I show up and deliver massive quantities of marijuana.
Then I roll some joints take a couple of bong rips and then leave
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>>680718630
Cry from chronic social anxiety
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>>680718630
Look for pics of girls or traps and yank it till I juice, the leave.
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Stand awkwardly against a wall as far away from others as possible, secretly hoping someone interacts with me so I can actually enjoy myself.
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Go up to you and call you a faggot
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>>680719497
yea, but that's what everyone else is doing too
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>>680719758
>>680719497
So, /b/ is composed of a bunch of cats?
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>>680718630
stand in the corner and be a wallflower
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Go back home to the virtual /b/
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>>680718630
I brought snacks, but only for the freshman chicks.
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>>680718630
kill the alphas
lame party now
go home
get arrested

that's how it's meant to be done, right? RIGHT?
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>>680720492
I don't think he did it. Cp is the easiest crime to frame someone for and the fact that the police raided his house with more force than necessary leads me to believe it was a setup.
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I'd find a hot guy with a huge cock to fuck
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>>680718630
I call the cute girls
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>>680720832
They have him on tape talking to close family and friends about having sex parties with their children though so.
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>>680718630
Imma let the liquor do the thinking
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Drink until I overcome my social retardation and get back the old me that was happy and talkative
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drink
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>>680721273
post sauce pls
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>>680721450
youtube, bromigo
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>>680721425
This. I had social anxiety until I was 17. Did your social anxiety start when u were 9? It did for me.
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>>680718630
Take a shit in the cat box. Dubs get
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Call the cops
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>>680721600
I wasn't the most talkative, but I was capable of conversing with people I didn't know and was capable of sustaining conversation until recently
Came to uni expecting lots of social things, ended up pretty alone and my social skills have gone to shit. Kinda scary how it only took half a year and now I just kinda isolate myself.
At least I enjoy my course and have a few good friends back home
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>>680720832
Thanks for having my back, man! I didn't really rape underage children, I just let them eat the footlongs while I toasted their buns.
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Kill my parents, tell my non edgy friend and have shit tons of parties
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>>680718630
Take an upper Decker immediately and then get naked drunk and grab every chicks tits
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"I'll give you free ecstasy if you r8 me"
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>>680722450
OP here: that vein in his head reminds me of the fork in the road of life we all must take
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>>680722157
that pic tells me ur 13
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I'd probably get raped
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>>680719371
kill yourself faggot.
get off tumblr
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>>680722895
No, I'm 27.

I just talk exclusively to 13 year olds. JUST AS FRIENDS THOUGH.
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>>680723712
U must be jewish
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>>680718630
start checking bedrooms for potential rape victims
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>>680718630
Stop jacking off and hide until I find clothes
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>>680723873
Nope, but I like my kids circumcised if possible.
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>>680718630
Break that motherfucker's jaw and dump him outside in the bushes somewhere. What an ugly on of a bitch.
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Leave. Its a bunch of underage kids that lied to get in. All of them are repeating the same shitty jokes, calling each other autistic cucks, and discussing their favourite youtubers.

So I leave. But then throughout the night I intermittently check up on the train wreck and reminisce about the good old days when that was me.
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>>680718630that guy killed his parents and threw a party how did no one know this
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>>680721273
>implying you can't fake audio in 2016
i don't want to help a pedophile, i just don't trust the police. who knows.
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Immediately take the freshest little piece there into a bedroom and puke nutsnot into her honey pussy and then leave, letting her raise the child.
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>>680724771
>things that would never happen1111111w
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>>680720832
Any of us here on bee or who have ever visited this sight in the past could be framed for pizza pie, no questions asked. Shit would be obscenely easy.
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>>680724708
Exactly. The police in the U.S. plant evidence on people at a shocking higher rate then any other country. That and the fact that the dark web has plenty of hackers that can plant cp onto someone's computer for a fee.
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>>680721273
And you know it's him how?

>2016
>Believing verbatim everything Mr. 8th grade education, 2-month training course tells you
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>>680725145
>the dark web
oh please. fbi for example has enough own hackers.
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sit in the corner and try not to look anyone in the eye
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>>680724708
>>680725231
I mean you can clearly tell it's him talking. And it's coming from his phone.

Oh and he admitted to it. Weird stuff.

But yea, I get it. It's fun to be a tin foil hat conspiracy nut sometimes. Just don't get all autistic about it and green text your "8th grade education" nonsense at me like a sperg. Especially with zero evidence outside of a gut feeling. Thanks.
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>>680725145
that's what happens if you combine excluding high IQ applicants with arrest quotas.
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>>680726188
Yup. I was arrested for something I didn't do, basically the policeman said I didn't pull over quick enough for him and got all angry and arrested me claiming I was trying to "evade arrest". This is why I want to move back to my native homeland of Europe once I get the cash. Just gotta finish up university first.
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>>680726160
Autism: The Post

Put someone is a room for 24 hours straight, deny them food, water, pain medication, outside contact or sleep and they will admit to nutting out the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

It's not "conspiracy" faggot, it's truth. American police are corrupt as fucking shit. This is an everyday occurrence. And yes, many officers in smaller town police departments typically have no more than a high school diploma and a 2 month training course.

It's also funny you mention "gut feeling" as that is what many police in Murga use to charge people with crimes.
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>>680726188
Don't forget privately-owned, for-profit jails ans prisons that need to move a certain number of bodies to make a profit. Perfectly legal in Murga.
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>>680726160
>admitted to it
You know people often do a plead deal to avoid a trial, in which they would face a much harder sentence if found guilty. If he reasoned that the "evidence" against him would land him a guilty verdict, he probably took the plead deal to save himself. In this day and age of computer hackers and the corrupt police so prevalent in this country I just can't assume this "evidence" is true. No scientist would go on evidence that has such the potential of being biased.
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>>680727299
fuck i mean plea deal
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>>680726887
>Jared wasn't a pedophile
>It's the truth
Yet he's in jail? And you have proof of him not doing it? Wtf man go prove him innocent. Why are you here?

>Police are corrupt
So no crime is ever committed and they're all hoaxes and conspiracies staged by the police? Got it. Teach me your ways, you glorious acoustic child.
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>>680727299
This anon gets it.

Judges will flat out tell you "If you try to fight the charges you WILL be convicted and you WILL go to prison." Which is illegally and unconstitutional as fuck, but it happens every day. It's how the court system saves the money of going to trial. And even if you know in your heart you're innocent are you going to take say, 5 years probation, or the threat that you WILL be convicted and go to trail and face 3 years in state prison?
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>>680726887
You're such a fucking faggot.
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>>680718630
dishes.
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I leave, and then call the cops and tell them I heard gunshots at the address.
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>>680721155
lets find an empty room
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>>680727547
Look, you dumb motherfucker, no one here is arguing his innocence. We're saying if you trust the word of very lightly-educated police as fucking gospel, you're a fool. We're saying we don't know one way or the other and likely never will.
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>I can't just assume this "evidence" is true.

In the same way that I can't take your 100% lack of evidence as a respectable position of argument.

I get what you're saying though. It's kind of meaningless though, but it is true,

It's like if I said "Well google has the server space and computational power to collapse the internet and fuck the world as we know it".

This is 100% true, but just because they can, doesn't mean they will.

I'll believe the accounts of jareds friends/family, the police, other investigators, and the confession of jared himself, loooooooooooooong before some edgy kids on the internet who cry "corruption" thinking it's some new development that only they are up to date on.

Is that reasonable to you?
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>>680727547
lul who the fuck said no crimes are ever committed? Just because police are corrupt does not mean crimes don't happen. That's an autistic as fuck conclusion to jump to.

Yes, many police are corrupt as fuck. That's what power does to people. Many are just dumb as cowshit. Ease up on the cop dramas, I know they portray police as always right, but that shit is not reality.
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>>680727739
Nice rebuttal with evidence you trailer trash fuck.

>UR A FAYGET!
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>>680726160
the 'tin foil hats' were extraordinary often right in the last 10 years. i wasn't implying they did sell him, but looking at the near past it is obviously likely to have happened. you neither have to be a tin foil hat, nor do you have to be a blind sheep.
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>>680727904
>no one here is arguing his innocence
>first reply to mine argues his innocence

read the thread before starting some autistic rant next time. knowing what's going on is a pretty neat technique to having a conversation. I don't see why this is so hard for kids these days.
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Leaving, hate crowded places.
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>>680727547
Holy shit, I have never seen an argument comprised of so many logical fallacies. Just because we don't personally have proof of him not doing it doesn't mean he actually is a pedo. There's a difference between evidence that can convict someone of a crime and unsound "evidence" that has a strong probability of being tampered with. Let's say Jared faced trial in Iceland, a country where the police have my trust and the government has very little if any corruption. I would believe the evidence presented at trial there more than I would here in 'Murica. Just like I would believe the evidence presented by a scientist that funds his own research rather than a scientist that's funded by special interest. That too hard to understand?
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bend over the couch and pretend to be asleep
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>>680728668
Iceland confirmed pedophile paradise.

Either get proof that he isn't a pedophile, or suck my dick.
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>>680728668
>>680728278
>>680728124
>>680727904
pedophile defenders on 4chan? WHAT A SURPRISE
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Jack off in the beer bong
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>>680728278
>the 'tin foil hats' were extraordinary often right in the last 10 years

Never before had I believed that until I heard about Operation Northwoods. Just to think there were higher-ups that wanted to attack US citizens is gut-churning.
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>>680729087
i am no pedopjile defender. but maybe he is no. unguilty until the guilt has proven, heard of that?
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>>680729087
Guys just leave this fool alone. People like this fuck that "argue" only through strawmen don't have the brain capacity to form a logical argument.
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>go in with no friends
>wasn't even invited because it's cool to hate on autistics these days
>drink a shot of Smirnoff ice and chase it down with some water
>feel invincible
>walk to group of hawt babes
>feel like I can talk about anything and it'll come out smoother than Dodger from Oliver & Company
>"you know Jared Fogle didn't have sex with those kids and the cops framed him?"
>black out
>wake up bruised and bloodied outside of house
>check social media
>video of the group of hawt babes+alpha males jumping me for being such a stupid faggot is trending
>call my nigger boyfriend to pick me up
>tells me he will only if I suck his dick and swallow
>go through with it
>go home
>try to convince everyone on /b/ that Jared didn't do it
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>>680729821
kek, is that the goddess Eva Lovia?
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>>680729218
>The proposals were rejected by the Kennedy administration
gotta love kennedy
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>>680729543
Again you're talking to some other random person/people who just happen to think you're retarded and/or a pedophile defender.

You autists were saying that it is more reasonable to believe he ISN'T a pedophile, just because humans posses the technology to frame him, but only if given the complete cooperation of many of his friends and family, the fbi, and even Jared himself. You have zero proof, but for some reason that is just as relevant as actual proof because actual proof can be faked.

I'm sorry, but you're literally an idiot if that's how you think. It's much more likely that he is in fact a pedophile.

You could literally make any claim and I could argue it with zero evidence and say "Well this COULD have happened" and prove you wrong with your own retarded logic. Autistic people like you argue like this on these boards all day long so you aren't special.
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>>680730378
ikr that's one of the reasons why he is my fav president. The Lavon Affair is another interesting one as well. From our "gr8est allies".
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>>680729022
no, in dubio pro reo, unguilty until the guilt has been proven.
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>>680730761
phone recordings, key witnesses, pornographic pictures of children, self admission, all are not proof of guilt in iceland?

Seems like a sweet place to live.
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who the fuck stole my roofiee..
..i mean my vitamins
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Sup bros, anyone want to smoke one?
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>>680730540
For some reason, you can't comprehend that we're saying that "evidence prone to bias =/= innocent". We're just saying with the way the system is in the US (police corruption, for profit prisons, threat of harsher sentence if found guilty, etc.) coupled with the fact that cp is an easy crime to frame someone for, we still have doubt to his guilt. The US justice system is proven to be much more corrupt than any other country. That would be like a scientist using the most unreliable method to date a fossil vs. a more reliable one like carbon dating.
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>>680730972
No, they just aren't corrupt like in the US.
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>>680730035
someone was faster than you
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>>680731497
me
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>hits blunt
Guys, what if Jared was framed by the cops to look like a pedophile?
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Why is everyone at this party a nigger
I'm a nigger too
EVERYONE HERE IS NIGGERS
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>>680731081
kek
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Post up by the fridge or keg to make sure I get enough beer in me for the night, or to snag a few and stash them in my car once my supply runs out. Tell occasional joke, not good at making friends, eventually start pouring shots for whoever can keep up with me
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>>680731812
>cashes out bowl, refills bowl
>hits blunt
what if the jews are actually good people?
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>>680732328
fuck i meant bong
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>>680731586
Are you illiterate? You first 2 sentences were literally explained to you in many of my posts. You're saying it IS POSSIBLE for it to be a framed corruption.

I'm saying it's LESS LIKELY because of the amount of forged proof and forced cooperation from people he trusts.

I made the google analogy here >>680728116
just because it CAN HAPPEN doesn't mean it's the most likely.

Using your logic, I can say that there are people on 4chan who suck dick, and you are on 4chan and seem like a faggot, so therefore you suck dick. You can't prove me wrong. Looks like I'm right because it is indeed possible for you to be a dick sucker.

^That's how stupid you look when you argue. Now prove to me you aren't a cock smoker.
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>>680718630
steal all OP's spices in his kitchen. and fill his bathroom sink up with them.
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>>680731586
I bet you already came up with a "Prince isn't dead" theory
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>>680718630
sit on the couch with a cup of vodka + cranberry and people watch until everyone else leaves and I'm very awkwardly asked to leave by the host.
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>>680731766
the age of consent is 15 in iceland. now i get why you like jared fogel so much lol
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>>680732452
you have to prove that he is, not the other way around.
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>>680732452
You are saying I'm claiming he's innocent, which he's not. I just said the evidence has a much higher chance of being false (compared to the justice systems of other countries), which leads me to my doubt. The fuck out of here with your strawmen moron. Learn what a logical fallacy is before you keep committing them dumbfuck.
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>>680733214
*which I'm not
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>>680718630
>/b/ has transformed into a massive house party. what do u do?
Run. Run as fast as I can before the bronies and traps show up.
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>>680733124
No I don't. My belief is what needs to be changed and I believe that he's a faggot.
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*steps inside*
"So who's ready to pound so brews-"
"JARED DIDN'T DO IT!"
*steps outside. Texts homie.
"Dont come thru. Its a bust"
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Leave
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>>680732038
am i a white nigger? i don't feel like one. on the other hand, i don't know the feeling. i am confused ...
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>>680732666
Nice to see the only people arguing with me are only using strawmen to argue. Congrats, you just lost the debate.
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>>680718630
Shit in host's bed, drink all of the beer, and piss in the water heater
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>>680733214
Again you're being illiterate. I'm saying you find it more reasonable to NO PROOF as opposed to PROOF.

Learn to read idiot. I understand that you're mad one of your pedophiles got caught, but please don't be autistic about it.

Also you didn't prove to me that you weren't a faggot. I'm not surprised.
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>>680733618
ok, pedophile lol. jared is in jail and has already got beat up twice by the way lol. at the end of the day i win and you lose.
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>steal all the drugs and alcohol
>bring it to a better party
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>>680718630

Kill all the niggers and Mexicans and force all the girls to take off their shirts cuz tits or GTFO
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>>680733439
we have a word for this in germany: Unschuldsvermutung. it means unguilty untill the guilt is proven, and it's a fundamental democratic concept here to conserve the individual citizen from the state.
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>>680733841
Weird how they got him in jail with all the FAKE PROOF.

USA confirmed corrupt straw man nation where all proof is forged and nobody is guilty because any and all proof could be fake.
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>>680734235
Jared was proven guilty. That's why he is in prison.
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>>680733707
You're running on the assumption that everything the prosecutor used is fact. What we're saying is that evidence used by the justice system in this country isn't reliable enough to convict. Like I said it would be a scientist using the least reliable method to date a fossil. You ignore my point and now want to strawman me as a pedo, which therefore makes you lose the debate.
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>>680733407
hahahaha
more traps for me :)
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>>680734470
kek, he actually took a plea deal
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>>680734655
Horray!!! YOU are winnar? I guess? Maybe?
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>>680734235
It's no use Deustchbro, americunts don't get it
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>>680734998
funny (or sad) because we have originally learnt that from them.
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>>680734519
Holy fuck you really are stupid.

I'm running on the assumption that it would be a ton of fucking work to collaborate such a solid conviction. I already to you how many different parties would have had to work together and forge tons of proof to lan

You're saying it's just as likely that the conspiracy is real and his family/friends fucked him over and lied, and he himself lied, and all the fbi investigators lied.

You're saying that it is just as likely as the proof being real. That's pureblood retarded.

I totally believe you are a pedophile and are blinded by personal bias and rampant idiocy.
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>>680734665
kek admitting to sex crimes against minors is proof of guilt
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>>680734968
yes! thank you. but how do i drive away the bronies?
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This party sucks! Anyone know of any parties that aren't Jared Fogle is Innocent themed?
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>>680735307
You are too stupid to understand my point about reliability. Goodbye cunt
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>>680735659
it's themed 'MAYBE he is innocent' vs 'No, he DEFINITELY isn't'
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>>680735632
I thought about making a disturbing video about their weird wifus or whatever the fuck they call them, but then I realized that it would just be gay. Just literally set fire to their hump-pillows. Don't say a fucking word. Just walk in, make sure the fire gets going, and walk out.
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>>680735807
You are too stupid to admit you are wrong.

He's in jail. He's getting his ass kicked. Cry harder about it, retard and come back when you have some actual proof, not your autism about how "it COULD be corrupt" when you can't prove shit.
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Take a shit and decide wether or not to hit son that girl I've been eyeing for a while ... I mean she looks good and all my ideal 10/10 in a myriad of 6/10s... Perhaps I will talk to her if I take a few more shots with that frat boy who thinks he's hot the best game with the bitches. I just might
And not regret when I say ; check em
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>>680735955
this guys a pedophile. maybe aliens framed jared fogul guys. you can't prove they didn't lol!!!
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>>680735955
>DEFINITELY isn't"

I can tell you're the autistic guy who can't read. I said more likely that he isn't, not definitely.

Get owned even harder by straw men, retard.
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>>680735231
Ikr
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>>680719140
Fuck you bruh. L's all the way.
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>>680718630

Drugs, like everyone else.
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>>680718630
Go home and post on /b/ about a house party on /b/
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>>680735980
that might actually be working...
if anyone asks, we never talked.
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>>680736276
Lol the hypocrisy here is overwhelming

You say "definitely isn't =/= more likely", yet try to win by calling me a pedophile just because I'm saying "evidence not credible enough =/= innocent." The only one here with straw men is you dumb fuck.
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>>680736148
if you call me a pedo, i call you a nazi/commie scum.
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Jared Fogle is innocent. I know because he told me so when I was licking his asshole as he was flipping through pictures of my little brother at the beach
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I lock myself in the only bathroom in the house and take several doses of shrooms.

I play Darude Sandstorm on my phone on loop for 4.5 hours.

Everytime someone knocks on the door I knock back, whatever they say I say in reverse

I am the sherpa
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>>680737067
Relax Deustchbro, americunts aren't worth arguing with. They'll just shout names at you and claim obama's comin' for muh guns. Just forget it and post pics of naked ladies.
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>>680718630
I leave. This isn't my kind of party.
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>>680736963
What do you mean "try to win"?

I won before the argument started. He's in jail getting fucked up. I'm right and you're wrong.

Mad, retard?

And yes definitely isn't equal to more likely. if you got stabbed in the night and woke up and there were 2 guys in your room, one with a bloody knife in his hands drunk and high on meth and the other person is a baby in a crib, who's more likely to have stabbed you?

If I were autistic like you, I would say, "BABIES HAVE STABBED PEOPLE BEFORE. THE POLICE COULD HAVE DRUGGED THE GUY AND PUT THE KNIFE IN HIS HANDS".

You're a joke. Have fun writing letters to Jared about how you wish he'd come rape you as well.
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>>680737436
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>>680737436

You don't understand Obama wants our guns like diabetics want insulin

He wants to use the islamic homosexual sharia agenda to take away muh freedoms
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>>680737217
Duh man, he was clearly framed. The cops are so corrupt. I'm in black lives matter so that's all the credibility I need. My edgy autism is on another level than all these SHEEP!
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Go find a room and do coke with a few people and chill.
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stand in the corner awkwardly as literally everyone does the same because this is 4chan. then, leave once someone asks for a cock rate, once again, because this is 4chan
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>>680737887
If I got stabbed I would use my own reasoning, and not rely on someone else's that has been proven to more prone to corruption than other people's reasoning. So I would conclude the guy with the knife stabbed me.

shitmetaphor/10.
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>>680737067
i feel like being a nazi is a little better than being someone who goes around raping children and defending other pedophiles. if u werent a permavirgin, id free jared and send him to germany to rape your sons.

cause thats how nazis fuckin roll bitch
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>>680738401
You concluded wrong. It was actually the baby and the whole thing was a setup. Good job retard, you sent an innocent man to jail.

Can't always believe what you see, dumb faggot.
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>>680718630
tell isis the house is full of american politicians so they kill you fucking newniggers
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>>680737425
I break down the door. The hallucinations start to kick in. All you here are the screams of little children and Darude Sandstorm playing in the background. In front of you is a tall slender figure. But it doesn't look human. It looks like... a sandwich. Meatball marinara to be exact. I whisper softly. "Tneconni si deraj raews I"
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>>680738401
>You used your own reasoning
>Your decision is based purely off one conclusion being more likely than the other
>Bashes on me for believing one conclusion was more likely than the other

Congratulations, you just proved yourself retarded, anon!

This is the part where you lose and cry like the faggot you are.
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>>680738449
well, i called you a nazi/commie scum, an ugly beast that propagates communism on one day and nazism on the other. on the third, it beats itself until it agrees that totalitarism is great. who cares about economy either?
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>>680718630
Everybody in the room is stuck to the walls like flies, not much talking going on. Lots of awkward shirt adjusting and limb repositioning.
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>>680739065
still better than raping children. sorry germanyfag
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>>680738857
rekt
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>>680739072
kek
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>>680739272
yeah, it's hard to beat :/
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>>680718630
my house party plan:
>find girl
>say hi
>collapse on floor
>"anon are you ok???"
>ask her to come close
>she bends down
>grow mustache
>lead soviet union in russia
>become stalin
>she becomes my second in command as her family is slaughtered
>"why are you doing this anon???"
>tell her she's pretty
>tell her i wanted to ask her out but needed more time
>so i was
>stalin
>shittyjoke.jpeg
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Break out cards against humanity
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>>680718630
id show up with some weed and my glass bong, i would bring my laptop so i can play music or games n shit, sit in a stoner circle, and chill with niggas, then id go find some femanon to take my cock in her ass
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>>680739577
dubs checked but didnt make me kek
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>>680738857
What I can see with my own eyes =/= what has been proven to be more subject to corruption than it's peers (in this case, other justice systems).

You just throw logic out the window when you argue, don't you? Get rekt pussy
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>>680739939
im too tired for actual humor
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>>680739813
this guy gets it
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>>680740007
>This mad that he lost
>Idiot logic.
>More mad that people agreeing with me that you're an idiot

Sorry, autist. According to your logic, you didn't see the actual stabbing so you can't make a safe conclusion.

You believe what I wanted you to see. It was a setup. The police gave the guy the bloody knife and you just assumed he stabbed you with it because you're a sheep.

Wow it's fun to use your autistic logic. Do you actually try shit like this in real life? So funny.
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>>680740007
you didn't see it happen with your own eyes, idiot.
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>>680740637
He's too retarded to understand that he's contradicting himself.

He can make assumptions based off seeing "proof" they didn't see happen in person, but others can't make assumptions off seeing proof they didn't see happen in person.

It's very, VERY sad how autistic he is.
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Good job to you faggots for taking over the thread and trying to win an argument that no one gives a shit about
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>>680741429
Oh yea it was such a quality thread to begin with.
>bro i'll bring a bong
>bro i'll bring cocaine
>bro it's a house party
>bro blaze it


All I wanted to do was make a pedophile joke towards Jared Fogel, and these conspiracy retards came in and started spouting the most retarded shit. It's not my fault these tin foil hat pedophiles needed to get put in their place.
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>>680737933
kek
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