Waifu claiming thread.Shitposting is useless useless useless EditionThe rules are
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Waifu claiming thread.
Shitposting is useless useless useless Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>bake nonstop
>insult other waifus
>be comforted by Dio's presence
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
Miiiiiaaaa~
>>680716162
claimed
claimed
>>680716162
Thank you for all the threads Dio-sama
Best girlie claimed. So what are all of you muffins listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk
Myself ^
>>680716162
kagami claimed
Kyouko claimed.
>>680716311
Checked.
Obligatory claim.
Akiko claim
>>680715778
It's just the daily shitposter, he'll get tired or bored and leave after a while
>>680715858
It's dress or divorce, dear
>>680716019
noice
>>680716040
Not "Older"
Rather "More hidden"
>>680716005
>
>>680715947
Ah, OK. Don't understand why people shitposting here. They need a hobby
>>680716120
Yeah, and who wants to cook on a Friday night?
>>680716135
Finally!
>>680716334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3R2UxXaYBg
i love watching drum covers, i miss playing drums
>>680716334
love this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfnOFvZvEuA
>>680716393
Hello hand-kun
>first
>>680715914
I hate spiders, but the two exceptions are these two daddy longlegs that have a series of webs over my bed and they keep the bugs out of my room, I consider them my roommates cus im a lonely fuck
>>680715939
Sounds like some bitch shit tbh
>furfag called me a fag for no reason
Probably cus hes a fag?
>>680716068
Very scenic! I dig it. Passenger means you need to get more than usual
Claiming, fuck these are going fast
>>680716393
Hey there, hand buddy.
Glad to see you're back.
>>680715914
Cuddling spiders, that would be lovely. They aren't really a domestic pet... they just sit there and you look at them while they can't even realize you're their food dispenser.
I've seen cats with entirely different personalities but most of them are assholes and when young they might attack you.
>example this cat used to hide and bite everyone who was barefooted
>>680716426
You don't mean...?
>>680716393
Hello again hand-kun.
>>680716426
All these waifu's and their voluptuous bosoms
>>680716504
I didn't know you played drums, that's so cool! I played percussion in high school, good times
>>680716411
She's just lovely
I'm back, hello again
Awoo~
>>680716426
>>680716584
Not you.
>>680716684
>
>>680716334
https://diybandits.bandcamp.com/album/cash-money-etc
>>680716393
Hey hand!
>>680716572
I would if I could, but I think they just crawl around on your hand, if they arent too sleepy. I really want a tarantula, there so cute
>>680716572
lol, yeah...same with sneks, a was bit by one of my moms boas, and it hooked onto my arm lol, the only cat i like is my brother's
>>680716550
impossible not to love it out here. i mean, we have fucking cougars as pets!
Claimed yet again
>>680716324
Normies truly only speak with programmed responses.
>>680716504
I wish I could learn guitar. My hands are too small though :C
>>680716393
Hello hand kun
>>680716129
Damn das a lot but I meant only one for shinoa
>>680716143
Haven't seen you for some time
>>680716393
What's up hand-kun
>>680716550
I like most spiders, pick them up and allow them in my room. However those fucks should know who is higher in the food chain and respect my private space so no spiders above my bed
>>680716622
dub dubs confirm loveliness waifu
>This great machete
Found my new favorite weapon!
>>680716620
yeah....it was out of necessity lol, but i like it more than any other instrument, ooooo what did you play???? im guessing you were in marching band?
>>680716684
Thats my fetish
>>680716951
my hands were too big when I took lessons :(
Guys im feeling a bit out of the loop, can anyone enlighten me on who is Mai?
>>680716951
you can stretch your hands!!!! trust me, they told me i couldn't play cello, but i did it anyways, you can do anything your mind is put too
>kagami
>>680716926
"Hope your day is going well"
>why do you have this?
>>680716841
Clearly.
>>680716162
......wry
>>680716999
checked. and yeah I was co-captain of the drumline
>>680717112
mai??? who is that??
>>680716544
Heyo, Yuuko. Doing well?
>>680716565
Hey hey, Ruri-kun. Glad to see you here as well, hope you're doing well.
>>680716681
Welcome back, friendo.
>>680716842
Hey, Fran-anon. Hope work went well!
>>680716969
Hey, man. How goes it?
>>680716986
Not much, talking to a friend on Skype right now while just hanging out. You?
>>680717091
I didn't know you could have too big of hands for guitar.
>>680716162
Dio comforts me greatly
My general rule with most insects is: they leave me alone and I leave them alone. Unless I immediately identify them a venomous species, i.e centipedes, wolf spiders, widows, etc
>>680716994
Fume UGS tho
>>680716926
"Glad to see you around"
>>680716867
She was so hilarious! Great taste my fellow patrician
>>680716847
Oh shit, did you piss it off?
>>680716994
I've always been partial to the bec de corbin, a Polearm version of a spike hammer
>>680716867
M is for more explosions
>>680717205
nice!!!! lemme guess....toms!! or...snare!!
>>680717068
Yes
>
>>680717087
>
>>680717112
It's not me, I swear.
>>680717155
I don't think you know that this person even exists.
>>680717112
From what I know she's a poster notorious for samefagging the same message whenever she posts, though I may have got it wrong
>>680716842
>I really want a tarantula, there so cute
I know right, I can't really explain why I love spiders but they are such a unique and cool looking animal... plus web patterns.
>>680716847
Im jealous that your mother likes snakes... mine has phobia and will literally shit bricks from seeing one on tv.
Which is funny because my cat once hunted a snake and brought it home.
>>680717404
>picture
aaaaaaa
>>680717451
He did a bit more than that.
>>680717471
hahahaha!!!! yeah my mom is pretty cool, she'll capture random lizards from around and keep them, and then set them free
>>680717356
actually bass drum, I've always loved them. I think they require a lot more focus since you are working with others, but a good bass line is my favorite thing in the world
>>680717221
Of course friendo. You are doing great too.
>>680717451
yes she likes to make lots of random screen shots too.
hmmmm......
>>680717471
>Spiders
>Snakes
>mfw
What about normal pets?
>>680717404
>Neverending tiddies.
>>680717282
>50 Str
Oy vey
>>680717339
Seems like a neat quality weapon
>>680717339
Thanks :3
>>680717341
Obviously
Btw, you guys tried Dark Souls 3 yet? 'Cause I'm in love with that game
>>680717211
Good question.
>>680717404
Fuck off and well played.
>>680717451
Aight, that explains it.
>>680717702
Forgot my waifu like a scrub there
>>680717648
Glad to hear it, buddy. Watcha up to?
>>680717702
You know it!
>>680717650
Join the DFC. We're cuter than them.
Where my DFC crew at?
>>680717404
Is this person from here?
>>680717617
damn lol, i feel the same way, im a very rhythm instrument person, even with guitar i play the second guitar, i would try playing konata, or you can try bass
>>680717221
>off by one
Just chilling after rushing all day, woke up at 5 am this morning and now it's 5 am again. I should really find some stability
>>680717595
This is all I know about her, I haven't been around that long. Don't shoot me
>>680717648
implying something?
>>680717648
>hmmmm......
>>680717595
Exactly, she's clearly a a legend around here.
>>680717685
yeah but S rating after it's upgraded all the way, and highest poise damage in the game.
>>680717595
I recall tantrums.
>>680717615
Damn thats cool... I remember being yelled on for capturing a lizzard on elementary school and taking it home.
>>680717650
You don't like them Kyouko? I kinda like unusual pets and weird shit.
>>680717806
JTTF just took a big blow now that we found out one of their members was actually an imposter.
>>680717795
Praise the sun \[T]/
>>680717221
Went great. Went back to college after the while flooding thing
>>680717702
Lol k
>>680717221
Really busy, and kinda stressful. But I'm relaxing now.
>>680717471
I don't know either, there just so FLUFFY!
I might be able to explain it, I heard that when people see something bizarre their 3 responses are fear (obviously), laughter (seeing it as ridiculous), and attraction (either as cute or sexually). But I heard this on /tg/, so....
>>680717685
How else am I going to get through someone's plate?
Also, the macuahuitl (meso-american obsidian lined bat) is fucking crazy. Things can take the head of a horse!
>>680717828
I've always wanted to learn bass guitar, seems like a great instrument. Sadly I don't have access to instruments now that I'm out of high school band. Maybe one day though
>>680717806
>pic
>>680718064
>JTTF just took a big blow now that we found out one of their members was actually an imposter
Bullshit
>>680717702
I wish
>>680718014
>He thinks he wasn't planning it from the very beginning.
>>680717794
you know what i'm doing at this point.
>>680717865
i just may be.
Claimed in body and soul sadly R.I.P.
Hi I'm back
>best girl claimed
>>680718064
The most unusual pet I have is a domestic rat. Well it's not even mine, it's my sister's. She's the one that likes weird shit like snakes etc.
I'll stick to dogs and hamsters.
>>680717806
>
>>680718064
it is....lol, i used to "catch" ants, kids are so weird....
>>680718133
hmmmm, i dunno if i've asked you, but where do you live???
>>680717994
This Red?
>>680718164
Don't worry, you too will die again and again soon enough
>>680718338
Who is it?
Claimed
>>680718094
Thats really interesting and while we don't know if its true it does make sense. I don't know anyone who laughs at spiders (that would be hilarious) but yea pretty much everyone either thinks they are scary and ugly or awesome for what they are.
>tons of legs
>tons of eyes
Those are simple things that make them awesome for me too. I always wondered how does their vision field actually feel like.
>>680717999
Damn trips confirm.. but I'm SL 104.. I dunno the meta level
>>680718094
Pickaxe baby! Mine yourself some metal!
>>680718338
Welcome back
Claiming the best fire-princess
>>680718094
Dem mesoamsericans have terrifying weapons
>>680718064
Wew
>>680718338
Welcome back from your shower
>>680718463
I'm from Arizona, really hot now, and I believe you've said you're from Texas?
>>680718310
Blurry tiddies is blurry
everyone thinks their waifu is the best. cute
>>680717999
> highest poise damage in the game.
Poise is a joke in DkS3 anyways, straight swords stagger you with one hit. It's kinda sad.
>>680718663
hello newfriend
>>680718499
Do you think I'm casul or somethin?
I'll have you know I'm a keyboard warrior you spineless piece of shit.
anyways I'll probably get it when I'll finally get myself a better computer.
>>680718663
Oh spike. You're just mad you can't be super cute!
>>680718720
Oh, Red.
Yeah, nice guy.
>>680718499
it's Kurumi, how could you forget me?
>>680718528
>>680718534
threads getting quite a few crazies tonight
>>680717865
Shit, man. Glad you're at least relaxing now, listening to anything?
>>680718089
Glad it went well, buddy. College go well?
>>680718094
I'm sorry to hear that, man. I'm just glad you're home and safe now, wish I could help you relax.
>>680718176
>suggestive hands
Making more popsicles?
>>680718462
Rat >>>>> Hamster
But yea most of these unique pets are quite troublesome and don't really do anything interesting, they are mostly there to be looked at.
>can I have some of that icecream too?
>>680718463
Aha and what would you do with them? Ants are super interesting too, any insect that lives in a society is mind blowing for me.
I've had this guy in my class that would catch flies and cut their wings then keep em on a box until they died.
>>680716857
Straight up Ricky bobby in this bitch
>>680716986
Same, the last two made the mistake of getting a bit too active while I was sleeping so I had to put em down. These ones know tho
>>680718310
Those are some mach 3 titties right there
>>680718663
>mad
QOTT: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>680718843
>>680718622
I'd purify his genderswap
My Tifa, only mine.
>>680719003
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680719003
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo!
>>680719003
....I will have you know I...
>>680719003
I have in my head of the Navy SEAL graduation, Al Quaeda, I know a lot of secrets to participate in raids, I will have to check more than 300 people. I am trained to war ape but I’m the best snipers in the entire United States military. You are nothing to me, but not another goal. Show my fucking word, like never seen before on this earth with a precision that will wipe out all sex with you. Over the internet, you are talking shit out of me, you think? Pups, think again. I spy across the U.S. We have a network of contacts within the secret and your IP is currently being tracked, so you can say the storm, the maggots are available. You pathetic little thing you call a life away storm. Are you fucking kid is dead. I can be anywhere at any time, seven more ways than I can kill you, and it’s just my bare hands. I have extensive training, unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I can be your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit you are using the full range of polished as well. You have your little “clever” comment is any divine retribution gohaetda tteuiryeo you down, but you know, maybe you will be held tongue fucking. But you, you stupid fuck you right now, the price did not have to pay. I will shit all your anger, thereby missing. You are dead, my dear, is fucking.
All these titters being posted tho
>>680718528
I think it's the same as it was in the first one, 120. Also a word of advice, don't waste time with the Darkmoons. It's fucking impossible to get summoned because no one uses Way of the Blue late game.
>>680718777
Well, yeah you got me there
>>680718881
He said something to Yuu that he'd normally tell Atago.
He let me know that he knew.
Probably looking at the IP of all of us.
>>680718641
mmm yeah, but i live in tennessee lol, it changes weather every 5 minutes here...
>>680719003
U wot
>>680719004
I really really like this image
>>680718310
>vibrating breasts
>>680718511
The laughing can be about a lot of other things, think about people going into hysterics
>>680718528
Also a good option
>>680718566
The scary part is the current thought is that the Aztecs didn't just hit you as hard as they could, which would dismember and kill the guy, but shatter the weapon. They hit rather lighter and did drawing blows, this caused slivers of obsidian to break off into them, removing them from combat while not killing them. So they could sacrifice them to Huiltzilopochtili, their sun God.
>>680718910
And how would you do that...
>>680718808
>saved images dont shpw up in gallery
have a photo i snapped instead
>>680718799
I've been dying alot in this game, despite playing all Souls games (besides Demon Souls) That might be 'cos I'm a dirty casul tho
>>680718902
I've never watched, Date A Live, Should I?
