>>680712192
Is that unwiped shit on captain lardbags' ass?

>>680712360
Probably. Deodorant should be mandatory

>>680712360
Answer this question, OP. We don't care about anything else.

>>680712548
OP. No just thick hair

>>680712192
how many ass cracks do you see in a typical 'magic' night

>>680712938
OP. 2-3 avg.

What kind of stories do you write?

cringe thread? cringe thread

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>>680713090
Space opera. It's a series of 11 books that i made using the same monomyth/heroes journey structure used by Tolkien, Lucas, and Rowling.

>>680712192
OP, i'm also in Kentucky, where abouts are you?

>>680713526
Frankfort but live in lex

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>>680712192
Does this guy have a tramp stamp or a skin condition?

>>680712192
How old were you when you lost your virginity and if not a virgin, how many partners have you had?

>>680713661
OP. That's ass hair. REALLY dark ass hair climbing his back

>>680713767
Lost it at 19 in the army during an orgy.
20 or so.

>>680713022

does the place smell really bad? like strong body odor and/or bad breath

>>680714017
Op. Yeah it comes and goes fortunately I'm on the far end of the store.

>>680713661
I'm going with shit stained buttcrack. op would have to be the alpha of the group after scanning the crowd.

>>680713417
Have you published anything?

>>680713947
Okay next question, why are you lying about your number of sexual partners on an anonymous board?

The only females here are these alt-whale types who have strong opinions about dr who, and wear Minecraft and Pokemon shirts.

>>680714429
Op. Moving to market now. Amazon and smashwords. That's every ebook distributor worth mentioning.

>>680713594
I live in Versailles myself, so not that far way.
You don't do any photography by chance, do you?

You know how on Mythbusters, those two dudes get hyped about... whatever, and then stand around emphatically saying, "Awwwwsome."
"Thaaaat was tooootallly amaaaaaziing."

I imagine that's how MtG nerds are. They stand around sweating, heavy breathing, then someone 'has a good play', and they fucking erupt.

Is this at all accurate?

>>680713947
There is no fucking way you have fucked even 5 girls, should have picked a more believable answer instead of 20+. what was your mos, which branch and year of enlistment?

>>680714462
Op. Let's see let me name them in sequential order as I can remember
Ellie
Lee
Sandy
Liz
The stripper chick
The blonde chick
The fuckbuddy who was attached to an infantry support division
The fat chick I was ashamed to admit I was boning
The milf I met online
The teen chick I met online
The other teen chick I met online
Josalyn
Nicole
Faville
Megan
Christine
Liz
Jessica
Becky

Ok my bad, 19

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>>680712796
thats worst

>>680714729
4th psyop group 6th bn HSC company
Airborne
92Y supply/armored specialist
Basic a co. 2/39 ft Jackson
AIT 266 qm bn ft lee
1/507 airborne ft benning

>>680715298
nice story but you should stick to science fiction

>>680714601
OP. Dude, I grew up in Versailles

>>680714601
Actually I do dabble in photography

>>680715754
Really? I grew up over on Marsailles.

>>680715298
>>680715617
Stop talking about girls you did/didn't fuck.
And your military accolades.

And answer my question about the fucking MtG nerds.

Jesus christ, I can't believe how bad you are at this.

>>680716018
Op. Stone gate. Quail run

>>680715617
>92Y
>Airborne

Nice try you fucking faggot, once you got your jump wings you are 92Y1.

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>>680716128
Op. Ok yes it smells, yes there's heated talk about avengers movie Easter eggs and yes there's code red mtn dew. Even live wire tonight. Happy?

>>680712192
Nigga are you in P town? That looks like crash comics

Have you published stories in any magazines?

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You need a sign on the door like this OP.

No excuses for being a smelly card player.

>>680716416
Never mind saw post above

>>680716136
That's crazy. Very rarely do I ever find someone from Ky on /b/, let alone someone from Versailles.
What graduating class were you in?

>>680716273
Op. Sorry to disappoint, leg.
92Y(A)(S)
Alpha and Sierra modifiers in my 201 file for airborne and patios falling under special operations, so suck it

>>680716476
That the one that was at sydney not long ago?

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OP here. My books are about a man that hangs out at a gaming store once a week working on components for a nuclear device that would wipe out all of Kentucky should he decide to trigger it. By the final book, the main character breaks mentally at the sight of one too many hairy ass cracks and decides to use a popular anonymous board for the purpose of witnessing his final grand act of destruction. Goodbye blue grass and colonel sanders fried chicken.

Did I mention it was purely science fiction?

>>680715617
Hahaha 92y? So you were fetching real soldiers gear? Bitch please, you are a tall skinny faggot with glasses like all 92y's. You are still a virgin, I have no doubt about that.

>>680715988
You shouldn't have said yes, he wants you to photograph his dick. I bet money on it.

>>680712192
i see duffle bags in this picture and i immediatly think: wow, thats a good way to carry almost all of your stuff

>>680716605
My stepdad owns the marathon station, the thortons and the carrot downtown. It currently has a row of small identical Chevy pickups facing the road. We should hang out. I'll pass back through around 1-2ish

why does that magic card game seems to attract some (many ?) weird people ? It seems to be a game like any other games.

>>680716910
OP. I tried to reclass into the 18X program but 92y was "under strength" and I couldn't get out of it despite high GT and shit.The reenlistment sgt wasnt offering anything so I took my college money and bailed.

>>680716734
No it is just a pic a saved here last year.I thought it might have further use :)

>>680716363
Read the thread you bitch, we already established what that was twice.

>>680717134
OP. It's hardcore Pokemon

i ran game a store in California that went under

as a result i must ask how do you feel about customers who buy there games on amazing and than bring them in to play and brag about it

>>680716965
Around 1-2AM tonight, or PM tomorrow?

>>680717450
amazon?

>>680717575
Tonight. Wafflehouse?

>>680713594
Are you under that subway on 127 ?

>>680717668
Somebody's gonna get raaaaaaped

>>680717668
Yeah, I could do that. It'd be fun.

>>680717848
Used to be. That's store moved.

>>680717614
>>680717450
holy shit i fucked that up

yea amazon sorry

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Updated pic. Censored my friends face but you can see the "maximum density Americans" in the background

louisville checking - red neck circus tomorrow

>>680717978
I think amazon is among the best webshops I've used.

>>680718183
Op. Louisville is a redneck circus everyday

I have a question OP

Did you write nearly all 11 books before knowing if they would be published or aare you uploading them to Amazon yourself?
It seems like a lot of time to spend on something that may never see the light of day.
Then again, creating is half the fun, fuck the consumerism

>>680718244
but with them under cutting the stores is it part of the reason a lot of them have gone under?

>>680718303
OP. It started in 2004 before I started this the only thing I'd written was bad goth poetry. "Sorrow was my dark sister and cried but one black tear but was as lovely as the grave" that kinda shit. And then in August I had this vivid ass dream like I was sitting in an IMAX theatre seeing Star Wars for the first time. It was so intense that when I woke up I knew there was something to it. One book took a year and a half. And then I got better and faster. By the end I was writing a book every 6 months. And since I had the whole thing in front of me I began to plant seeds in earlier books to surprise the reader in later ones. There's some real "Harry potter is a horcrux" level twists.

>>680716650
Trying to claim your bullshit is legit with more bullshit is not very smart.


Whats a good indicator of a leg on base?

>>680718179
Holy shit YES!! Every person sitting at the table in the top left corner of the picture has the EXACT SAME hand on the mouth, I'm-intently-listening-so-I-can-give-much-needed-insightful-feedback look

What social finesse

>>680718658
What can I say. Sorry. I wouldn't personally brag about getting a game at amazon if taking it to a struggling store in order to be in some event. But I must admit I probably would buy it from there.

Not the person you asked btw.

>>680718904
OP.
Probably no wings on chest. Most of the post is airborne so you tell me, smart guy.

I see three females is the one in the blue the only bangable lady there?

>>680717668
OP, you have like whatsapp, Skype or kik or anything? Can send timestamped Versailles pic so you know its me.

>>680719370
Op. Pretty much.Not unles you're a pedo who's into loli's

>>680718893
>one black tear but was as lovely as the grave

My instinct was to mock that, but it was actually well done.

I'm a big slut for series that plant seeds and hide easter eggs for later revelations, it makes it more enjoyable to re-read/watch.

What is the name of your series? I'm interested but too lazy to scroll back thru the post to see if you previously named it.

>>680719490
Downloading kik now

>>680718658
Idiot learn how to run a business. Ppl dont buy shit because they like the person selling it...that was 50years ago. Today ppl buy shit because it's cheap, so why the hell do you expect them to pay you 20%more than in other shops, while they only have to google it on their phone in order to compare prices?

Moonlite gaming centre
1100 US Highway 127 S, Ste D1
Frankfort, KY
(502) 352-9902

This is where OP works. I go pretty often and think I know who he is. He is definitely a fucking loser faggot like the rest of us. Call and fuck with them, he is a manager so ask for a manager. They also got a facebook.

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>>680718179
>>680718987

Go on...

>>680720432
Strange, my faggot detector is reading off the charts but.. not at OP?

>>680712192
>>680720432
Get rekt m80

>>680719777
Trips demand it. Sure. First book will be called Fusion Heart. Don't bother googling it, I've kept it under wraps. Nothing has been posted and it won't be up for at least another two weeks. Check smashwords and Amazon mid May and you'll find it. I designed it while studying all the modern epics and making progressive changes. There's shit hidden on the first book that spells out everything. I'm taking advantage of opportunities that the pre Internet writers couldn't capitalize on. Mecha, cyberspace, motherfucking jetpacks...I even fucked around with time travel and the roles of the characters. There's 3 main characters that "tag out" with one another in a way that isn't confusing. Make a note. It's gonna be big.

Is the black guy there playing magic or is that table reserved for bones?

>>680720432
Op. I don't work there. Nice try tho.

>>680719157
Haha fucking lying faggot piece of shit. Black beret on base is the what gets you called a leg at Benning. Anyone who has been stationed there knows that.

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>>680720432
Great job anon, now post your info including phone number, address, and social security number so I can congratulate you!!

>>680720925
Op. I think they're playing YU GI OH

>>680712192
OP, do you know Buttcrack Guy or ARE you Buttcrack Guy?

How much pussy do you get?

>>680720792
Woah calm down asimov.... you are not going to be successful with your bitch-tier book

>>680720927
Simply say you are a publisher looking for the editor who works there on Fridays. Say your assistant did not have the name, just the location that he has mailed from before which was the address listed. Have fun editing somewhere else.

daniel?

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You need to ask this guy to visit and raise awareness

whats it smell like in there?

>>680720792
>>680719780
Still waiting OP

>>680720933
OP. right you are sir. But everyone didn't get black berets until after bush was in office. Prior to that, only Rangers had black berets. And as we both know, there are no ranger regiments on Bragg.
Troll harder M8

>>680720792
I was the trips 7 and by my word of triple decree, I say Yes - go and flourish! But be warned, should vin diesel ever be cast in your film adaptation, I will retract my blessing and rape your anus!

>>680712192
What part of Kentucky? Bowling Green, KY reporting for duty.

>>680721032
Eight four five 67O 25O5

You think I am afraid of your empty threats pussy? Call me up. We can have phone sex. Names max.

>>680721285
Op. That might work if the owner hadn't just made an announcement earlier tonight that he's selling the store. I write in gay bars too. Gonna call them?

marshall?

>>680721803
hey.... OP is a fag

huh

>>680721198
I can only hope one day to accomplish all that you have in life

Op here if i get trips i will put a bagpipe into my ass an fart scotland the brave!!!!! Start rolling!!!!!!

>>680712192
Any normal people go to yours? I have like one dude I chill with while I watch people play because poorfag whos deck is no longer standard

>>680721377
my thoughts exactly

>>680722123
Op. I don't play. Best friend does. He ususally wins. He wins like 1,500$ A pop at larger tournaments.

>>680721545
But wait faggot.. You were, by your own comment, at jackson, lee, and Benning, home of the 75th ranger reg. But now you are saying you were at Bragg? Just shut the fuck up, you lying faggot,

>>680722013
That doesnt make sense? Why would you make your mom an enema slave and your dad a human toilet?

>>680716476
Were I used to play they had a sign like this, but after they put it up apparently one dude (the cause of the sign) stopped showing up all together

>>680721673
Threats? Jesus I said I was going to congratulate you. Even if that is your real number, I refuse to call you because you're mean.
Great job on losing friends, idiot.

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>>680712192
OP

Do you have an email address or a steam account? I'd love to ask you something more personal.

I'm an illustrator/boardgame designer by the way

>>680722420
Op. That's where I trained. If you check above you'll see where I listed my psyops duty station. There's no need to be upset. No matter how hard you try, you can't UNDO my service time.

>>680721803
You bet your cute, little, tight, moist, virgin asshole I am. You just gave me the only excuse I need.

>>680720933
>implying black berets have always been standard gear

Stupidest move the Army ever made. Fuck Shinseki. And then the fucking turd was in the charge of the VA as it was deliberately killing veterans with neglect.

>>680712192
Well, there's a pic of the 40 virgins promised to the Islamic terrorists.

Hey op what's your favorite sci fi book of all time and why?

>>680722670
Op. Sure. Dasproteus at steam

>>680722444
Checked. That is my real number. Call me faggot, I am sorry for being mean. I might nit answer first time because I have a lot of bill collectors calling me, but if you call twice back to back I will.

>>680713417
damn so are you gonna use create space or something equally shitty to self publish?

>>680723336
Op. Neuromancer by William Gibson. I met him last year while he was on a book tour. I now am the proud owner of a signed copy of the sprawl trilogy.

>>680716650
Sad thing is that any of this can be gotten off Wikipedia or google.

>>680722432
Psh, is that really all you've accomplished? Why don't you surgically implant a remote controlled vibrator in your grandpa's colon, fill your infant niece's vagina with uncooked bacon while her mom isn't watching, and take 3 years of yoga just to tongue your own asshole, THEN you can look me in the eyes and dare to speak to me on my level.

>>680722678
Oooookay, op. You are a lying piece if shit, end of story. Too many holes to believe you, but you did a good tr using google to make yoursekf almost sound legit.

>>680723394
Hope to speak with you, one Newday

Cheers on your thread, it mortally piqued my interest.

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>>680717668
See you at Wafflehouse OP. .

>>680722926
No, only since 01 which is when ab stopped wearing them.

>>680713947
This is where you lost me.
Lying faggot

Have your read any of the 'malazan book of the fallen' books OP?

>>680722670
What the fuck is happening?

A local anon gets quints. Please, allow yourself to congratulate his good fortune.
>>680722222

>>680723394
>>680723394
Oh wait

I couldn't find you under that name

here just take my profile

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198285528743/

>>680720432
Go Flyers!! 98'

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>>680723517
Dude, I'm literally sitting alone in my apartment getting high and killing time on 4chan, you just fucked my world up with this actual number thing.
I'm way too paranoid to talk to other humans right now. You might tell me I'm going to die in 7 days or some shit.
You called my bluff, anon

do you drink Ale8?

>>680723859
Noice. Be there between 1-2ish

>>680723859

Dis gun be gud

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>>680723730
Op. Then how on earth was I playing OPFOR against the psyop students with an M60 in my hands?

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>>680717450
In any hobby its incumbent to SUPPORT your local store, yes you can get it cheaper online but I only do if the store does not carry it. I build models and RC planes. Without the local shop Id be dead in the water on events, meetings and learning. The hobby is shrinking so its imperitive we keep it alive. That being said, if I do come in with a game or model from the outside, I ALSO buy something in the store, its tact. Are you surrounded by jews or something?

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>>680723859
Op. Black baseball cap with non sports team logo on it.

Another Louisville checking in. neat.

>>680725364
OP, seriously, fuck this non-believer. You could introduce him to your old drill sergeant and everyone you went to camp or school or class or whatever with and he would still call it bullshit just to feel blindly superior.

>camp or class or school or whatever

Clearly I was never involved in anything soldier related.

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I wish I could be apart of a group of people like this... they look like they are having fun

>>680726351
Then go to any comic book store event. They are the most non judgemental breed of humans in existence

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>>680726351
They'd love to have you. I call this guy "skwissgaard" because he looks like the guy from Metalocalypse

Will ya post what went down at Waffle haus after? (Or do we gotta waits for the headlines?)

>>680726554
And bring sugary Snapple by the case or something, a few dozen donuts, youll be fucking remembered for all time. the fat ones will ask to have sex with you. :(

>>680726625
Op. I doubt this thread will be up by that time.

>>680726625
Rape.

Hey OP - question, you read comics? If so, what hero is your fav?

I'd like to introduce you to my film production crew, but first I want to see proof of concept.

Will wait and see what may come from your ebook publication.

>>680726666
Kek

>>680726700
Assumed it would be new thread, you big silly.

>>680726666
CHECKED AS FUCK

>>680726770
Op. Transmetropolitan is awesome.

>>680712192

You probably know Cameron Mattie, you're both fucking faggots.

I'm the owner of a gaming club that meets on Fridays. We never, ever play M:tG. I make bank.

AMA

>>680712192
is it sad thats my dream life?

>>680726917
Oh shit!
Didn't expect that answer.
Well played sir, well played indeed

>>680726854
Try amberfragile as a steam name

>>680726351
As a player, mtg is about 20% fun, and the rest is salt.

>>680726982
Favorite board game?
My group plays Terra Mystica a whole bunch.

>>680726917
what's the title of your books OP? am really looking forward to reading them

>>680725364
> no bfa during training.

Cute airsoft gun OP, you are fooling no one.

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>>680726977
>Cameron Mattie

Holy Fuck! *The* Cameron Mattie?! fuck.

>>680727195

The club likes Pandemic and Betrayal at House on the Hill. I'm usually too busy GMing Pathfinder to join in which makes me sad sometimes.

Thinking of buying the club the Cthulhu version of Pandemic when it comes out (right now, members bring their own copies).

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>>680727010
Not really.

True story - I started doing mma like a year and a half ago, got pretty good (I don't actually fight tho), developed nice abs, got swole, plus girls love black eyes.
Still, I don't get along with all the "bros" at the gym, and I still can't put 2 coherent words together when talking to females, so I prefer to hang out at my local comic shop and debate superheroes all day long.
I don't feel bad about it at all. My life is borderline bitchin'

>>680727473
Op. Hurr durr no blank firing adapter..
Keep reaching newby.

>>680726046
> clearly i was never involved in anything soldier related

Safe assumption if you were a 92Y.

>>680715617
Airborne,
Did you go to campbell? If so you didnt travel very far...

>>680727466
Fusion Heart will be the first. You can't google it or search it because I have everything wrapped tight. Search for it on amazon ebooks or smashwords in about two weeks.

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>>680727122
OH BOY

I sure do love adding people on steam.

>>680727708
that just made me feel sadder.
what state OP?

>>680727529
Kentucky's finest shit stain

>>680727834
Op. No benning. A co. 1/507

>>680727708
Easier than you think - cliche warning -- but it is easy when you ask them about themselves. Where you meet is pretty important, of course. Bars = no. College or interest group = bettah

>>680727949
Try dasproteus
New laptop is being assy. I fucking hate win 10. It keeps doing this

>>680727708
Mississippi. I feel embarrassed to say that. Damn it.

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>>680728285

Ok, did i understand correctly, you own the gaming shop? Or just use the office space?

>>680728325
Hahahaha. You're safe here, mane. OP came out as a Kentucky, so.... ;p

>>680727723
Reaching? Fucking faggot, no real world training exercise would ever happen without a bfa, yet you act like that is a minor detail missing from the picture. Stupid fuck

>>680727956
>>680728325

Wow, I meant to reply to you and replied to myself. Yep, definitely from Mississippi

>>680728421
Op. I show up peridically. I write at home, here, the lounge of a gay disco and wafflehouses. Only fuckasses write at Starbucks. Fucking wannabe pricks with 2000 dollar MacBooks that can't even finish a novel.

>>680715617
TFW you prove you're in the military but people still try to say you're lying

>>680728285
>nobody by that name
it would be a little easier if I had your steam profile URL. You enable that feature under settings, incase you haven't already.

Or you know, add me via
>>680724471

Suffering with 10 via a new Surface Pro myself. It will slowly wear you down, but gets easier.

>>680728511
Op.Who said I was training at the exact moment? As I remember it we had some downtime so I'd likely just cleaned it. Then slept in my hummv
Keep reaching..

>>680728351
Oh. That's exceptionally faggy.

just take my email, not like it's any big secret

[email protected]

>>680728730
Op. Yours Starts with a D and ends in a Y? When I get this squealed away I'll shoot you a message

>>680728203
I should rephrase that.. yeah, I actually can talk to girls, they think I'm cute and I know how to listen, but when it's time to ask for their phone number or ask them if they want to go out one night, I become unglued. I can't even make eye contact. They pick up on that and immediately begin second guessing how "cute" I am. It gets awkward quick.
I've had sex once in the last 2 years.

>>680725364
Haha... Wearing watch that is not army approved yet still claiming to have taken this picture while in military. Its the minor details op, just stop.

>>680718179
>>680718987
>>680720517
Fuck, I just realized I do this CONSTANTLY. It started out as rubbing my beard on my chin, but I just realized that every date I have ever had, I did this when they talked.

Shit lol, does this look awkward to other people?

>>680729053
You got me.

>still got the touch

>>680712192
Are there any women in this picture?

>>680728659
I was curious if you owned the shop, cause if you had, theres a chance youve talked to my coworkers. I work for a publication office that edits vet groups members newspapers (groups like amvets, vfw, etc.)
My partner cold calls businesses to sell them adspace. Then i get sent to collect who agrees. So i drive a circuit of ky twice a year. Im out in the mountains now, hazard this week, pinesville area next week :)

>>680728049
But didn't you say you were at Bragg?

>>680729139
your one of those guys too fat to join the military so you study everything about it to the point you think you know everything.

>>680729139
op. Sorry chief. I bought that watch at basic reception after they gave me my first paycheck. It was a timex "night glow" or something.

>>680727708
Bro no fucking way, I do the same thing except don't hang out at coffee shops and I do actually do fights, but mostly because I want to go pro eventually.

Always wanted to start hanging out at local game places and play games, but all my IRL friends moved away, and I am to socially awkward to even want to go to a nerdy store alone.

>>680729722
sorry I meant I don't hang out at hobby shops, coffee addiction to strong.

>>680729309
Op. Was.
Jackson for basic
Lee for AIT
Benning for jump school
And Bragg for duty station
Also got deployed to Stuttgart (panzer Kaserne) and Bosnia
Oh shit! I forgot to list the French chick I hooked up with on that list above.

Hey OP, what's your liquor of choice?

Ever smoked pot? Is that where the book series came from?

How old are you?

If given the opportunity, would you rather adapt it into a film series or tv series?

How long between each book will be released?

Ever get irritated by people asking "whatcha writing?"

You said AMA

>>680729146
Yes it looks awkward and marks you out as a sperg. Stop doing it.

>>680729448
Haha close. I graduated college and decided to join up. Turned down ocs and enlisted as a e1. After 69 years I left and pursued a career in engineering. Deflect all you want you lying piece of shit. I can only hope I meet someone like you irl. Id break your fucking poser ass jaw than rip your chicken legs off and fuck you with them.

>>680729240

Maybe 2 in the far corner. Can't tell for sure.

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>>680729921
Well thank you for pointing this out, I never noticed before but now I will work on correcting it.

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>>680729146

Wanna talk about it? I'll just sit here.. listening.. rubbing..

>>680730290
Try holding your wrist if you have your hands in your lap or just keep them at the side.

>>680730298
Its something new to be self conscious about, just when you think you know all your flaws, someone points out another! Learning every day!

>>680730727
While we're at it stop fucking nodding so much when you talk to girls. Or anyone. Stop pecking like a chicken.

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>>680729858
Op.

Bourbon. (It's Kentucky)
Woodford reserve (hometown)
Elmer t Lee
Pappy van winkle

Smoked weed in high school but prefer LSD. Books came from a. Dream. New series came to me last year when I had the flu and pneumonia at the same time. (Visions)
Just turned 40 but I have that genetic sweet spot where I look 25. People still call me "boy" I'm still the same height and weight I was in high school 6'4 180

Film pays more

New books every 90 days for three years unless I get picked up by a traditional publisher.

It takes 20 minutes to tell people what I'm writing
Happy?

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>>680730872
>40 years old
>failed at life
>I'm gunna be da next Tolkien/Geroge Luacas!!1
mfw

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>>680729722
I love the fantasy of going pro one day but I didn't start training until my 30th birthday (because I didn't want to feel old) and I'm way past my prime to ever do anything big.
My boxing coach says I'm full of shit because Randy Couture was 45 and fighting Brock Lesner, but I just don't have the heart I guess.
So I just go to the gym, have tons of fun sparring, then go home and play UFC on PlayStation and pretend it's really me haha.
Good luck on your career man, don't ever let a loss discourage you.

>>680731134
My thoughts exactly, fuckin kek.

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>>680730856
I applaud your ability to know exactly what I do when I talk to people 1 on 1 and need to fix, and I don't mean any sarcasm when I say thanks for letting me know this shit looks autistic, I thought I just looked like I was paying attention.

>>680730872
>Just turned 40 but I have that genetic sweet spot where I look 25. People still call me "boy" I'm still the same height and weight I was in high school 6'4 180

Kids this is what a mid life crisis looks like for future reference.

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>>680731341
But not too bad for 40.

>>680712192
Is that fucking A+ Comics?

>>680730872
I suppose you answered all my questions adequately, so, yes, happy.

One more question, since you write all day, does it irritate you when you see incorrect punctuation/grammar?

>>680731238
I started at 18 and am about to turn 22, and I've had 2 amateur fights and won them both.

Its never to late to go pro, just understand that there is a big difference between being a pro fighter and being a UFC fighter.

A pro fighter gets paid to fight, a UFC fighter gets fame from fights. You could spend 10 years pro fighting without ever getting a UFC contract.

>>680731752
No worries it took me a while too. Pick your favourite alpha male celebrity/friend/relative and act like you think they would in a given situation.

>>680732022
Op. No but I get my hair cut at the barbershop next door

>>680730872
How does it feel to be a laughing stock amongst your peers? By peers i mean other 40 year olds, not kids playing magic the gathering on Friday nights,

>>680732099
Ebonics drives me up the wall.

>>680731843
>awkward hunched pose
>pouty expression
You still live with your mom right?

>>680731843
Hahahahahahahaha, 40 but looks 14 and claims to have fucked 20 women. Oh god, my fucking sides!

>>680731843
The light quality in your moms basement sucks. Move upstairs to a room with windows, will make you look 16 instead of 14. 16 is way hotter.

>>680732238
>implying OP has any friends outside his MMO of choice

>>680731843
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thanks OP!

OP copy and paste us a random paragraph from something you've written.
>hurr someone will steal it/find me
Just fucking do it

>>680732711
Im trying to give him the benefit of doubt

>>680730553
You can also keep your hands busy on a fat cock or a weapon. just blend in

>>680732923
This!

>>680732238
Not too bad. Besides having served my country, finished college, (considering masters) paying cash for my home, having very little debt, being employed full time all the while, nailed 20 women without ever contracting an std,done drugs without being an addict, spinning regular music events as a dj, recording an original song, supported myself selling art, mentoring teens to be better people, written 13 books with another 12 or so in my head, and never convicted of a crime I'm doing ok.
Although I did fail as a mentor to a trap years ago. He became "Allanah allure" and does tranny porn now.

I'm just along for the ride and I don't live with my parents. How are you?

>>680732923
This!!

>>680732104
You're right about that. My cousin is the one that got me into mma, he had an amateur record of 8-2 and a pro record of 2-0. He was good.
He had to stop because he wasn't making any money and he broke his jaw in the gym once (knee to the face) and his wrist shortly after that (judo toss gone wrong) and he couldn't afford the medical bills on top of average living expenses.
He works as an electrician now. A sad story of "what if"

>>680732923
Op.Ok hold on

>>680731134
Mid life crisis funny until it's your uns. I've seen some shit.

>>680733191
After reading all of this autist bullshit from OP, I'm out. Peace all. OP, you are a fucking faggot.

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>>680733191
>thinks fucking 20 women in 40 years is impressive

>>680712192
ask that guy to cover up his plumbers crack next time.

>>680732104
>>680733319
Sorry, the point of my story was - even pro fighters don't necessarily make money. Only ones with contracts do. And from what I've heard, bellator might pay a little better than UFC, unless you're a big name with strong PPV draw

>>680733543
Thats more than most, what must be considered is how the women he is fucking are similar in proportion to the seated women shown in the pictures he posted.

>>680712192

what does it smell like? in my experience friday night magic has its own scent

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Op

>>680733670
>pro fighter
> no contract


Just shut the fuck up.

>>680733543
28 and I've been with 7 women

Would be pretty happy if in twelve more years I bagged 13 different ones

>>680733825
Op. It's a zesty blend of Chee-to and whatever their moms are cleaning the basement with

>>680732321
Nam sayn?

>>680733831
>An iinkling of nostalgia found him as he ran his right hand down the brilliant sheen on the back of his left forearm to feel the texture
Just stop man. This is an example of why you will never make it.

Anyone else googled Allanah allure?

does Waddy Peytona still have good porn?