>>680674795
Muzcuck here.

>>680674795
why so edgy?

Do you believe in jesus?

>>680674795
Why?

>>680674795
Christian here. Why do you want to seek the negativity of life instead of finding the love that Jesus Christ died for? Seek Christ and appreciate the great aspects of life. I'll be praying for you.

Ask a christian everything

>>680675267
Lmfao, what is this, why are you on /b/?

>>680675267
On behalf of everyone stfu. I hate it when people bless me or say that to me.

>>680674795
So your not a Lavey Satanist? Your as stupid as Christians if your an actual satanist

>>680674795

What devil are you worshiping? Isn't "satan" the christian devil?

what kind of satanist are you
what does it feel being misconcepted all the time
you dont actually wake up at morning and sacrofIce a fucking goat :D

>>680674795
So...you want to go to hell? I'm an atheist and think all religion is kinda dumb but worshipping the devil seems totally retarded to me.

>>680675461
I hope god has mercy on your soul.

>>680674795
Do you masturbate to Linkin Park or Evanescence?

>>680674795
If you actually worship Satan you're a fucking idiot. LaVey satanism makes sense but worshipping any supernatural being that humans made up fucking ridiculous

>>680675736
Kek

>>680675679
I hope Satan takes a dump on your lawn.

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>>680674795
Why are you almost as bad as the Muslims?
>Deus Vult.
>>680675267
>>680675679
Don't give him the mercy he wants none of, brother.

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>>680675267
jizuziuz chreirst

love is the law, love under will my /b/rother

OP are you actually going to reply or or you busy shoving a black candle up your ass?

Ask a Death Eater and Voldemordt worshipper anything

> no fucking fans of the Harry Potter series allowed

>>680675420
>>680675461
That's the negativity that has been placed into your life. Replace it with positivity and allow Christ to lead you down the path is had set before you.

>>680676192
I want to join, how would I do it?

So Satanism is a religion based on a religion. That seems fucking stupid...

>>680675871
I know jesus has great plans for you, stay strong brother!

>>680676287

We'll send you your membership card by magic owl after you post pictures of your dick.

Does being a Satanist mean you're trying to go to hell?

>>680676607
Depends on what kind of satanist you are, if you're a faggot like op then yes

>>680676594
Y tho?

>>680674795
How many goats have you sacrified for the glory of satan?

>>680676485
That's because it is.

>>680674795
>>680675267
>>680676221
>>680676551

samefag

>>680676828
666

>>680674961
Hey, I like my euro Satanist brethern

Also, Agnostic Satanist reporting in.

>>680676767

Don't question voldemordt, peon. Just post your dick nao. It's part of the initiation.

is highschool hard on you?

>>680676976
So you follow the 11 Satanic Commandments but dont practise the rituals etc?

>>680677063
I got a full two inches of fun

>>680677168
>11
There are nine

>>680677188

Did I ask for a review or did I ask for pictures of your cock?

>>680677250
My mistake. I have a copy of the satanic bible somewhere but havent looked at it in years.

A.s.~
>>680675267
Defering the value of life by revering a belief that puts the value of life beyond the individual's life is not the best of life but only ignoring the waste of one's life.
>>680675505
normalfag cuck
>>680675580
Every day is much, unless you are selling the goat meats but animal sacrifice is a legit practice.

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>>680676485 not exactly, see there's been many different religions that Christians have come and viewed as worshipers of Satan. That was so even though those religions didn't even have any ideas about what the Christian faith even talked about. For an example of this, many europeans of the new world viewed various native american rituals and rites as worshiping the devil in their minds.

If you ask me there are different spirits that have been around for a long time, and most of them have probably been called many different things and worshiped in different ways, there's probably a huge number of these spirits which because christianity is the lens of which people have viewed these from the spirits they were worshiping were called satanic.

Not OP btw. I've been called satanist before though I don't belong to any sort of church and the main rituals I practice is just sitting around and drinking or smoking with spirits/ghosts.

>>680677621

What the fuck is the satanic bible? Isn't that just a spinoff of the christian bible then?

So just fanfiction right?

>>680677818
Yup. Not even creative with their heresy.

>>680677621
It's okay, we all make mistakes
>>680677818
Nope. It's the Bible for LaVey satanism, very interesting to be honest

>>680675601
It actually stands by many antitheist principals and the realization that since life is finite overly investing in others is an immoral act against the self... thus debunking objective morality, but takes upon sinister traits as the anti and other element of experience is embraced.

>>680677549
Why do you wanna see my 16 year old schlong?

>>680677818
No it's more about how to live as a satanist rather than storytellingparables/mythology. Obviously all the rituals are bullshit but some of the commandments are interesting (it's basically all about being alpha as fuck).

>>680674795
>satanist
Implying you've even read NOAS.

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>>680674795
>no Christians allowed
why are you believing to Iblis?
Muslim here

>>680678135
This

>>680674795
Oh. You are in that phase right now.....Em ecologist should follow

>>680678135
>(it's basically all about being hedonistic as fuck).

>>680674795
So do you take it up the ass....that's the real question here

>>680675739
As much as christians try to universalize good under a proncipal and call it 'good', so can Satanism with a self elevating principal.
>>680676192
I prefer Sith.
>>680676607
The sin that burns eternal has to have integrity, maybe.

>>680678077
Right the principles I understand, but do you actually believe in the Christian satan and worship him?

>>680678477

What the fuck dude, you sound like the intro to a japanese video game.

>>680675739
As much as crystals try to synergize life energy under the power of friendship and call it 'good', so can the tree of life with a self elevating principal.
>>680676192
I prefer anime.
>>680676607
The heart that burns eternal has to have fire, maybe.

>>680678553
I am Agnostic and not Op.
But its like not having to choose, I was some self themed ethics as Atheist reasonin and do have theistic... on the maybe of an afterlife.
> need to build muh altar

A.S.~
>>680678859
I was refering to Pride.

How's eighth grade going?

>>680679003
> have some self-themed ethics as Atheist reasoning

fucking touch screens

>>680679147

~~A.S.S.~~ RANDOM XD!

While I think you're a cheeto dusted Sloth. Post ur dick.

>>680675601
Not OP, but of similar nature: Yes, going to hell is preferable to going to heaven. It allows to experience limitless pain. Contrary to bliss, pain is either limitless or its limit is not as easy obtained. Take a few extasy and you can't get much happier without losing cognitive thought (which would be a worthless experience). But getting promised a world of limitless pain means you can experience the edges of existance. I am of the opinion that an existence that is not experienced to the fullest - in both positive and negative extremes - is not fulfilled. Ergo hell beats heaven.

Also, we are talking about infinity, so either your spirit transcends the limit of pain (because overcoming objectives is it's nature - no matter what you are facing: given enough time (which you have if your soul is immortal) your resistance builds up so much that it becomes irrelevant. Talking about happiness that means it will be harder to make you happy after aeons, thus making you either a sink of happiness or unhappy. Talking about pain this means you will either experience limitless pain - which is basically impossible, but if it is, it is good nonetheless (as explained above) - or you will overcome yourself and ascend into a form far beyond a human soul's, immune to all sorts of pain, transcending everything we are capable of imagining. Basically god.

>>680679209
Very well. I got a c on my chemistry test yesterday

>>680674795
how much do you weigh?

im @ 129

A.S.~
>680679293
Sloth is a virteous sin... revelry in your own life and apathy to other centric bullshit. ...and No, my back actually is sore from work.

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>>680679360
2edgy4me

>>680675461
So, damn you

>>680679698
>my back actually is sore from work

That's a relief. I thought for sure it was from trying to suck your own cock.

What's your opinion on Glycon?

>>680679792
This is not something I would discuss where my identity is known. But thank god a dude on the internet thinks I'm edgy. Oh no, wait, thanks SATAN!

>>680679360
Hell offers eternal torture, do you really think Satan is going to run out of ideas? I think after 1000 years of pain you're going to wish for the blissful boredom of heaven.

A.S.~
>>680679792
>>680679360
not far on principal, but by christian and buddhist mythos sin is suffering and living in defiance... amplify that to nigh totality of existanve and etc

>>680679698

~S.A.S.S.Y~~~~

But... Cloud.... U must post ur dick nao....

... .... ...
...

... Underwear is the synthetic fabric of the universal stigma .... .... If you don't focus your nude energies then the histomorphic crystal wristwatch of time will evaporate into the ether ... ...
...


...

...

Post ur dick fag

>>680674795
the other middle schoolers would stop bullying you if you stopped wearing trechcoats

>>680680291
That's kind of the point: It would defeat its point if you would want to stay there.

But as I explained, it would be better if Satan didn't run out of ideas. You either lose cognitive mind to experience pain at one point (which would be the same than losing your cognitive mind to bliss in heaven) or you build a resistance that overcomes your soul's boundaries. It's about eternity. I don't think an eternity of boredom is preferable to the permanent challenge to overcome pain. And there might even be the possibility to build up a resistance that overcomes the boundaries of hell, meaning you escape with your developed resistance to pain.

A.S.~
>>680680291
Maybe the filthy casuals are buttrape b8 in hell... but those that pursued excellence in sin would arguable more creatures in hell, never mind a person in anguish on principal of his side.
>>680680368
I am not a cuck newfag, tryhard soctards don't conjole me. You forgot the time cube. That was a meme once, right?

>>680680803
>tfw i used to wear a trenchcoat and boots
>tfw i didn't realize what a faggot i was

>>680681072
I too know this feel. It takes a while, but at least we knew that we were faggots and acted accordingly.

how's the eighth grade going?

>>680681310
I didn't even have anything emo/goth. I just wore dark clothes with that and had normal hair

Lavey Satanist here. You all are stupid blinded motherfuckers! But thanks for giving me the good laughs in this thread. That was mankinds stupidly comedy live! And shameful as fuck. To the Christian sheeps, why holding your other cheek when you just can bitchslap those buggers back tho? I don't hate you all, I'm just not necessarily exited about your existence. Hate is a too strong emotion to be wasted on misguided lambs.

>>680681589
Nice bait

>>680681579
I wore one because I liked film noir. Ditched it once I learned what the connotations of trenchcoats and shit like that were.

>>680681062
>>680680980
Ok, thanks for answering. Do you think Satan would get a kick out of being worshipped by beings he despises? Assuming you believe Satan rebelled due to the creation of mankind?

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have you ever practiced hermeticism? have you thought about worshiping the demiurge? ever fuck with theurgy?

A.S.~
>>680681589
> things in life having value and worth living for
> not embracing hatred
Sorry LaVayan but Anton purposefully tried to cuck you because he didn't think you had the true potential to embrace the Left Handed Path

>>680674795
Only thing he has sadistically executed is an apple fritter.

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>>680674795
How many times did your daddy abuse and touched your no-no when you were a child?

Go to heaven you piece of shit.

A.S.~
>>680681864
If Satan wanted to create (Sin, unleashing human potential by christian creation mythos) and be liken God, then he would want a people. A creation out of god (trinity... way and juju plus zen?).

>>680674795
I walk a line between Buddhism and levay satanism. One day I indulge others a withhold my desires. But worshipping demons is as retarded as believing some sand nigger died so you can go to heaven

Pagan here . Ya'll won't go to Valhalla and drink ale while fucking maiden. For the Christians... Jesus promised so much. Nothing happened. Odin promised to slay all ice giants, I don't see ice giants. Vote 4 Odin!!

>>680682406
If Satan created sin it was merely as a tool for humans to darken their souls and fall into his arms. He is a destroyer, a dark deity who needs no disciples. Surely those such as yourself who march willingly into his maw would be greeted only with disgust and contempt?

Why are you such a raging faggot?
-sincerely, a Christian

>>680674795

Why are you fat?

Do you know how much of a faggot you are?

most people learn that it is all bullshit early on but you stuck with it .

way to go special kid.

>>680676061
>love under will
That's stupid people speak for, "Here's an exception that negates everything else in this sentence."

>>680681864
Yes, the worshipping is not actually because I expect to lift myself in any better situation. There is no reward. It is something I can not explain logically (and honestly, the very definition of religion is to be illogical), but I think it's similar to the Christians who are saying that they have been filled by the holy spirit. There are moments when I'm overwhelmed by religious zeal and the desire to worship. I just have to do that in these situations, I can't explain the why. I just know it has to be done. It is a strange feeling. It even scares me sometimes afterwards. But I expect nothing from it except to satisfy this feeling.


>>680681589
LaVeyan Satanist... Yeah, that's like saying Einsteinian Christian. You fucks have little to do with Satanism and are the reason Satanists get mistaken for something completely different. Your ideology may be decent, but it's like the Twilight books calling sparkling, flying faggots who visit high school vampires.

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>>680674795
How's 8th grade going?

>>680674795
Satanism is a splinter of the Christian religion.

I'm nihilistic. So you're all nothing. Muhahaha.

>>680674795
>Entire philosophy based on pissing off American Christians
>Only rule of the thread is no Christian criticism
Okay, mate. Okay.

>>680674795
LOL Good Sir, I bet you aren't that much of a Satanist, you probably don't even eat your own shit and say abracadabra for your purity ball.

>>680683675
In fairness, Satanists have existed longer than Americans.

Pagan again. Why are Christians pathetic faggots? Drink beer, fuck around ,die in battle and have some glory. :p
Yours sincerely, we visited america first :p

>>680674795
Thanks for the cringe material you retard

>>680681864
Adding to >>680683497

I only partly believe in Satan as the biblical Satan. It is all that and much more. It is the Chaos itself from which the Christian god (and possibly others like) originated. That which has no beginning, that exists outside of the concepts of time and logic.

It's not even equal to how most people see Satan. Tiamat may be the better word. Or Urkaos. But it is the name Satan that is closest to its nature. 'Devil Worshipper' probably is a better term than Satanist.

A.S.~
>>680683223
Its more likely competition with god, to pry creation from an all-good all-right being that's power is limited by those traits.

Hatred of good, as a force and whores' principal is arguably the higher virtue... not contempt for liken beings.

>>680684137
Hey, my magic dude in the sky exists outside of the concepts of time and logic and is that which has no beginning, that's why it's so original.

wat

>>680683993
>die in battle
Christians do that.

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>>680683458
Newfriend, it goes far beyond just one mere sentence.

>>pic related

>>680684575
Never said it was original. Never said you should understand it. What I said is that I can't explain it, so you understanding it would be somewhat odd. It's like trying to understand why someone likes blue more than red when you like red more than blue.

how deep do you prefer penis in your asshole?

>>680684859
Nah, I probably prefer blue.

>>680674795
im a christian

>>680684957
Depends on the length of the penis.

>>680677621
>>680677818
I dont fucking know, the only bible i read is "The 100% real nigga bible"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ7UZM9egZs&feature=youtu.be&t=63

yo op... hows 6th grade going?

>>680674795
You do realise that you're still a Christian, right? The only difference between your religion and theirs is the god worshipped and the morals given.
Atheist here, not that it matters

Do you chip in and give you're parents money for groceries, or do you mow the lawn and make your bed and do other chores? Also, do you get to stay up as late as you want?

A.S.~
>>680685834
On the subject of Satanism and elementary school... the LaVeyans got a book for states that allow religious education be passed out to students

>>680685850
Not OP, but:
So? What's bad about believing that the Christian god exists? It's not like OP would follow the rules some guys told their kids to make them behave on a camel ride to Jerusalem a few thousand years ago.


If "being Christian" means "believing in Adonai" then OP is a Christian. But for most people it means "worshipping Adonai and following his rules", which he is not.

>>680675736
WAKE ME UP (wake me up inside)

>>680687135
>the LaVeyans got a book for states that allow religious education be passed out to students

wat

>>680687219
You've got to behave on camel rides, though, you get lost in that sand and it'll all end in tears.

>>680687219
Eh, I get your point, I just couldn't think of a better term.
>>680687441
KKKKEEEEEk

>>680687441
And don't forget that there are no pee pauses. The camel goes on and on.

>>680687618
Fucking camels.

>>680685850
Not really, christians pushe a belief and feeling about an objective morality... that puts the value of lige beyond the individual. We sell edifying the individuals' (like how I pluraled that?) life beyond others.
The average Atheists is a skepticist using deductive reasoning as a defense mechanism (which was born of inductive) or absurdists pretending their culture of being a normalfag is base-level of being and sincerity... the last Atheist is one of ethics, rarer or a smaller part of the average Atheist to rival a lapsed catholuc.

How is high school going?

>>680674795
Orthodox Christian here, i see you are worshiping the God of darkness and mischief? Good for you, better than atheism anyway

>>680674795
Do you consider yourself to have achieved an even higher level of outwardness edginess than a spouting athiest?
Explain.

A.S.~
>>680687331
yep.. #socute, pitter patter of tiny sociopaths

>>680687919
Fistbump, dude. At least we will have a fight when the day comes.

The victory may be Satan's but the battle is ours.

>>680675461
I will pray for you that you will find peace in the eternal lake of fire. Bless you.

>>680687872
English, please? You sound like the edgy asshole in the corner with that vocabulary.

>>680687872
The way you talk is annoying.

>>680688089
No, I was trying to imply that the sentence makes no sense. Just responding with 'yep' adds to the problem rather than helping.

>>680688161 :3333 do u rly belife that everything ends at the book of revolutions?

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>>680688368

Of course pinko faggot the bibel says so dont it ?

>>680688368
I don't think that everything ends, no.
But if there is the scenario described in Revelations, it will be quite something.

>>680688368
No, it ended with The Matrix: Revolutions.

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>>680674795
You Are A Fucking FAG You Are Not Satanist You Fucking Retard!!! You Just Bought A Card That Says Your A Satanist We Really The Card Means To Real Satanist That Your Are Fucking Stupid Ass White Niger. KILL YOURSELF FUCKING CUNT

>>680688161
See ya there m8, it will be a glorious fight atleast.

>>680688579
>new testament.

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>>680688783

You mean the guy who fell through a wormhole with a jet ski a 3d food printer with a fish in it and a med kit ?

A.S.~
>>680688250
get around wanna be soctatd, their material breaks down no less than christians' own. The use of wor problems that technically are true by deductive reasoning, as a defense mechanism, is the standard of self described Skepticists.
> Nurture over Nature
> Learned behavior being conflated with the process of Education
> confused objective with word problems about maybes

A.S.~
>>680688279
Cuck normalfag version of being spiritual but not religious
>>680688289
follow the sentance structure...

>>680679439
Fucking retard

>>680689432
You might want to get that looked at, buddy. I will solve the mysteries of the universe however I damn well please. I'm not going to argue with you, but buddy, seriously, get that vocabulary in check.

>>680689594
>follow the sentance structure

I'd certainly be the first.

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>>680690126

The second i tried but it doesnt lead anywhere

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>>680690374
It might have helped if he had in the first place.

A.S.~
>>680690084
my vocablary is fine, my touchscreen skills is shit.
>>680690126
>>680690374
> Hue hue, comment about religious books in elementary school will edify us
classic, an hero noa

>>680674795
why don't you differ from most of the people that claim to be christian?

How is athiesm worse than this edgy shit

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>>680690691

He cant he reads it aloud as he types but it dont help

>>680674795
Do you fuck goats?

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>>680690927
How did Satanists write books if they can't into reading?

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>>680674795
Do you tap to this?

>>680674795
I meant fap. Also, on a scale of one to ten, how edgy are you, and where are your parents?

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>>680691360

They have the whole state department to help them

A.S.~
>>680691390
I know that niggerfaggot, the guy's super imposed pic. I swear if those fags still lurk at their old spot online..

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>>680674795
Is balance more important than concepts of good and evil. Would it surprise you to find both sides of possibility wondering if human conseousness will last as a medium, as a species, or snuff itself out. If a demon asked you to plant a tree for cleaner air for the world would you do it?

>>680689432
No one wants to debate with you if you make no sense. Check yourself

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>>680692202

What kind of tree ?

You guys summon demons or some shit?

>>680675420

to get free porn, isn't it obvious?
paying for porn is a sin way worse

>>680691891
>I swear if those fags still lurk at their old spot online..

Oooh, are you going to internet-tough-guy them?

You're soooo dreamy.

A.S.~
>>680692202
spiritual but not religious soctard detected... You are thinking of ethics, the virtue is in the action. Motivation is less relevant form the outside, thus pointing out the diservice to dumb normalfags by treating morality as a dichotomy...

But that was the thread and comprrhension us needed, but you prefer to treat words and concepts as art meant for your vane glory... so kill yourself.

>>680674795

What a retard

> worships Satan

> no Christians

> Satan is a figure in Christianity

Op is an edgy neckbeard faggot

>>680674795
What about Jehovah God?

OP is a naughty boy!

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>>680692795

Eh ? normal porn is free speciality costs extra, whats your problem ?

>>680693139
>Jehovah God

Is that his full name?

>>680693229
who is this girl also can you post more please. sorry to bother you.

>>680692686
Preferibly a fruitbearing tree.

A.S.~
>>680692517
> debate
> chech yourself
you don't know where you are at

>>680692762
subjective,some practice rituals

>>680692973
No... they are fucking losers if they still do, let alone their internet tryhard trolling tactics.

So whats up with this thread?

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Why do you give this faggot an attention?

>>680693651
Have you tried it?

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>>680693414

Sorry no idea and i cant post anymore cos i dont have diplomatic immunity anymore but you should really visit japan its awesome

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>>680674795
>Satanist

>>680693369
depends on what type of cucumber you're picklin' here bud

>>680674795
I am not a Christian, but you clearly are.

So, the question I ask is: why pretend you are not?

>>680693656
A euphoric satanist uses big words to give confusing, vague answers.

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>>680693458

Apples ?

Only thing OP worships are erect cocks & dunkin donuts

Im suprised that most of /b/ arent laveyan satanists to be honest

>>680693928
Why?

>>680674795
How's 7th grade going?

Can you summon a demon for us? Go through the fucking steps and post pics!

>>680692982
Moving the masses takes few turning in the crowd a direction together. Detailes are lost when you can bend so little but a new direction. There is a cliff were headed to at the moment. Cultural sensitivity is usefull. Howl and the sheep scatter, you know?

>>680693905
I'm just trying to listen to the reggaeton sounds of daddy yankee while i browse this fine thread

Do you believe that satan is a being ?
Do you believe in any deities?

>>680694141
What do you mean with sheep?

>>680693369
God has many names.

He is Jehovah Nissi the Lord my banner...He is Jehovah Rapha the Lord that heals...He is Jehovah Shammah the Lord is there...He is Jehovah Tsidkenu the Lord our Righteousness, Jehovah Jireh the Lord will provide, Jehovah Shalom the Lord is peace, He is Jehovah Sabaoth the Lord of hosts.

Let them Praise the name of the Lord for his name alone is excellent, his glory above the earth and heaven!

>>680693928
>Liberals
>Satanists

/b/ is literally plebbit now, you see it if you post "nigger" they all start crying. It's pathetic.

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>>680694387

Sounds complicated how many names do i have ?

A.S.~
>>680693794
No, I am Agnostic.
I don't expect wizardy, coincidence can correspond to asked for etc. Eh.
>>680693656
Normalfags pretending conforming to soctard standards make them relevant and a possibly fake Op... so 1 Satanist responding.

>>680694141
But shoulder to shoulder with such sheep a beast knows its best interests are its own.

Not this again. Ok here we go: you're not a Satanist, you're a fucking tranny.

>>680693928
Lhe fact he didn't believe in Satan/Lucifer/The devil
He was an atheist who constructed a quasi religion at its root diametrically opposed to Christianity to illustrate the inherant iligicality of religion.
The entire precept of his Satanist Bible is a manipulative hogwash inverting the Christian sins and taboos.
Neither he nor his original followers actually believed what they were preaching.

>>680694387
I was making a bit of a joke, but cheers.

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>>680674795
>Ask a Satanist and devil worshipper anything
> no fucking christians allowed
>hue hue hue I'm upsetting christfags on the internet!
>on fucking /b/ of all places.

I wish some god or another existed, and I wish he would fucking annihilate every overly-opinionated, self-important retard. I was going to say annihilate all religious people, because they frequently tend to be the very ones I'm talking about, but I'm not unreasonable or unfair. I realize there are some religious folks who aren't retarded faggots, and likewise there are non-religious ones who are. Smiting for all retarded faggots then.

>>680694338
Tongue in cheek about a wolf among sheep. Also religious culture love referance to shepard and herd, group movement and the greater good of the group sorts of things.

>>680694387
i just came here fir entertainment

What i do, is i lay flat on my bed. I then raise my legs up at a 90 degree angle, and I then spring them up so my feet are on the wall behind me. What this does, is angle my cock directly over my head. I will spank my muffin until i cum. You see, this is "self facialization", and it's a delicious process involving only you. You can lick around your lips, wipe your face with the boxers you've used for weeks as a clean up method, or just walk around all day with sticky doopy on face.

I prefer all three with a mystery choice I pick out of my top hat

>>680693820
thanks i will go before i kill myself

>>680674795

Is Satan the only great demonic being that exists? Or are there others like him out there to?

>>680694993
im a fairy godmother

>>680692202
Rolling for prime numbers.
Op have you known love?

A.S.~
>>680694141
better than going off the cliff with the herd, but realistically it already is.

Most people are neurotic cucks in society, its big and they are small. Then they push bullshit unto death. I am not even waxing converting them, just shit integrity and CHOOSING to be lesser.
I digress.

>>680695071
i understand how now

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>>680695148

Good its rerally worth it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_k%C5%8Dsai

>>680694993
You sir are a genius

>>680683539
that image made me kek4

>>680695530
u gonna suck his dick

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>>680695251
u dont know of the tickle monster

>>680695723
I, too, own a thesaurus.
- Baby Kangaroo Tribiani

>>680695526
have you tried that yourself

>>680695361
Hence the subtle push. Most are so used to there primitive hindbrain being tickled that the pushing is not noticed. Pointing out that all opinion is less relevent tgan action helps. Be blunt and a bit cruel, and honest. A single tree planted turns out better air than a idol man sreaming opinions loudest at others also screaming.

>>680695275
Rolling for a portion of pi
Op what attracted you to this sort of religion?

>>680694600
Is the Laveyans and agnostics the same type?

>>680696378
i would love to try. thanks.

>>680694993
If you'd post that webm in a ylyl thread i'd be loosing like hell

A.S.~
>>680696243
Problem, I am not an altruist.
I don't dedicate my life's energy to others, but I do move among people.

I can't make them stand but I can watch them die, in all the ways till literally.

>>680695251
Technicaly Satan doesnt exist in Christianity
he's a composite of different angels and pagan gods that has been preted by mostly the germanic peoples during their conversion and spread throughout the Western Christian tradition.
Sameal called Lucifer (the light bringer) was the first angel and most beloved of God. He rebelled and was cast out of Heaven.
Satan or Shaitan is an angel whom whispers temptations into peoples ears in an attempt to test their devotion to God.
The popular image of the goat horned and legged devil is the demonisation of Pan the greek nature god.
Likewise the goat depicted on pentagrams is Baphomet an ancient germanic nature/ fertility god.
Theres more but the gist is what most Cristians believ is the devil or Satan is a very modern concept and doesn't really exist within the Christian Cannon. Even in revelation such notions of Lucifer and the anti-christ are modern conjecture rather than scripture.

A.S.~
>>680696440
Its compatible till LaVey tries to yoke his people with posturing pseudo-authority.

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>>680696540

Just tread careful and dont upset anyone cos thats often fatal but talk direct to the girls and much fun can be had

>>680696742
Im not that one poster, what really made you start thinkin this way?

Do you live in a hard cold society?

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>>680674795
satan came from christianism, still juden inferior middle eastern crap

Recommend me a song please.

>>680696742
Eh you can halfass a effort, why not? Do you care and it hurts to involve yourself? Or do you not care and also have no ego to see something you do happen? Ever planted a garden to watch it grow only to let the fruit rot on the vine? What is your style here?

>>680697009
ok well you kinda scared me off it now i might just look at people from a distance and hope a girl approaches me wanting to practice her english

>>680697326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdChhcZgQqg

>>680697326
I asked before but my post didn't get posted here of some strange reason.

A.S.~
>>680697029
Existing. Everyone has their own psychodrama... then they get in your way at one point or another. Its complicated, but yes effectively.

>>680697326
Pendulum propane nightmares

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>>680674795
how do you reconcile the fact that you have no idea what religion you have, satanists worship themselves, you're thinking of lucifarianism, numb nuts

>>680674795
Technically you are a Christian. You believe in a diety from that religion. Granted you just picked the autistic one but it demonstrates that you believe that God exists, and he created the devil.

>>680674795
Atheists are unaware there are sides. Satanists know enough that there are sides and pick the losing side. Satanistshits are even more retarded than atheishits.

>>680697544
Do you feel some kind of joy in existing?

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>>680697457

Good plan your western huge nose will stand out fine as homework practice just avoid guys like him and it will be fine

A.S.~
>>680697365
In part I wanna say 'what' but I understood the post.

I can halfass effort but not worth bleeding out to nurish people who prefer to revel in shit and disease. At my current state, not even my excess unused energy in the little moments are worth investing in others.

>>680700530
Rolling for tripps. Have you known love?

>>680700530
You are mjssing the point... my life is finite, fuck the Earth's gaean hippy mythos, and the only reason to do it would to get a feeling about an indirect act.

It would be better to get a 2nd job, buy shit I want or train for a 50k+ job.

>>680701167
Reroll

>>680692686
A faggotree. Of course

A.S.~
>>680701063
wanna be soctard mad bro because I didn't take b8 so he can try to strawman me m8