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Hi /b/ Its my day off and I've acquired snek What do?
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Hi /b/

Its my day off and I've acquired snek

What do?
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dubs says snake in pooper
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>>680652328
roll
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>>680652328
re-roll
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>>680652164
fuck it
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>>680652628
how does one fuck a snake?
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>>680652164
Hang out with it for and hour then Let it go free
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>>680652164
make it bite your penis
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>>680652676
pussy
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>>680652164
feed snek a meatball so it distends slighlty and post
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>>680652328
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Be nice to it :)
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>>680652657
very carefully
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>>680652781
i like this one
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>>680652328
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>>680652657
You have to be female

I seem to recall seeing a video once but that might just be my imagination
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boil it
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shuv in anus
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>>680652164
>Kerbal Snek Program
Tie it to balloons
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>>680652328
!
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>>680652930
Roll for snek space program
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I support the idea of Kerbal Snek Program.
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>>680652930
This may take some time for me to gather balloons
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Let it go
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>>680653043
vouch +1
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>>680653007
Dude don't do that to it ffs
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>>680652930
do it
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>>680652930
Gasoline and a string. Tie snake to a pole and set it on fire as it squirms and cant escape.
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>>680652164
get mous
feed snek
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Bring the snake to Harrison Ford's house
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>>680653202
fuck off
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Find food for snek, feed snek, keep snek as loyal and loving pet for many years
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>>680653097
reroll

let the poor snek go, don't be a faget son
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SNEK SPACE PROGRAM
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>>680653062
You're not going to get them faster waiting around, are you? Go get some balloons and send the snek to space.
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>>680652726
Bite its penis
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>>680653262
This
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>>680653244
He must obey dubs
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>>680653202
edgy
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>>680653262
I will try to catch a lizard and see what happens
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Let him go OP. He's a better man than you'll ever be, even as a mere snek.
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>>680653286
Reroll for this guy too. I thought B was against animal cruelty and all for raiding faggets.
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Chase people on the street while swinging snek and reciting verses from the bible.
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dude first snake in space
space program it
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>>680653403
Kek
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>>680653403
Re-rolling. Fuck you if you don't let him go, OP.
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>>680653456
+1
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>>680653367
LOYAL SNEK PET!
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>>680653456
Reroll
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>>680653412
We just have more edgy 14 year olds now
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>>680653403
Reroll.
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>>680652164
space program, faggot. how is this even a question?
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>>680653438
This
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>>680653577
Thank you
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>>680653403
Reroll for ya.
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>>680652164
Create Ritual site, and sacrifice it to the true overlord Boxxy.
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Ditch the snake for a hot Asian girl
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>>680653403
Let him go.
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>>680653412
We are, there's half edgy kids half functioning adults
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>>680653577
WInrar!
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Send him to space
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Space program, attach a funny note for when it lands on somebody.
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Let it suck your penis
deepthroat :)
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>>680653577
Winrar, let him go, shithead.
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>>680653577
Kill yourself
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Let it go.

https://youtu.be/OnkQk_bWXpA
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>>680652676
>>680652801
>>680653097
>>680653262
>>680653403
ALL OF YOU ARE NOT EVEN FAGGOTS; eVEN FAGGOTS ARE COOLER THAN YOU
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>>680653577
Do it OP
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>>680653577
Yaaaaay! You did that snek a good service anon, I'm proud of you
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>>680653680
this, opie
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>>680652781
Rolling for this
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Watch the entire thing and you'll know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=377Qjg0Fxog
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>>680652657
like this
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>>680654010
We're faggots because we don't bad shit to happen to a cute snek?
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Let's see some more pics of this reptilian worm
Put it in a bucket or something
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>>680652903

I saw a guy fucking a snek.

The snek looked like it liked it.
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>>680654150
So, not even fucking it?
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>>680654202
Stfu woman
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>>680652164
sacrifice it to Trump
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>>680654202
No, we are full grown adults is what he meant to say
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>>680654202
Leave the edgy 14 yo be. He hasn't even reached his final form yet,
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lol it is spelled snake newfag
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>>680654202
I'm with you, anon.
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>>680654366
Dubs of truth.
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>>680654365
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Snek vs snek?
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>>680654594
Hotbox the toilet
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>>680654594
Wow that's a mighty snek
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>>680654594
this or space program
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Ubio
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>>680654276
this looks like fucking to me
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>>680654964
No
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>>680654942
Why is he doing that?
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>>680655106
science
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>>680654942
Lol, yeah that one is, but the one i replied to wasn't
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>>680653438

kek
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>>680655137
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>>680654964
OMG i cant unsee, im so fucking horrified m8, my sides are already 500 million light years away
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>>680654964
Kill yourself
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>>680654964
More pics of little girls like this please
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>>680654964
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT WTF MODS?
HELLO MODS? ARE YOU ASLEEP? WTF
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is OP gathering the baloons?
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>>680655233
You don't deserve those dubs faget
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>>680654964
Hm, i never tought i would see daisys destruction on the surface web.
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>>680654942

but why though?
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>>680654964

god this joke is old just stop
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>>680654964
Delete the image faggot
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>>680655415
scales
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>>680655415
I want to know too! Is this some beneficial thing?
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>>680655339
Oh yes i do and you know it. Flask all you want, you'll never be good. Stay outplayed, small trash boy.
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>>680653577
If I get dubs, then OP must let him go via space program
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>>680652328
roll
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>>680652930
rolling
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>>680655640
>>680655518

its just fetish shit.
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two different threads with people asking for space program and neither is delivrar. this is fucking trash.
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>>680652164
roll
roll the snake
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>>680656298
Space program died with the space shuttles.
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>>680656483

i dont fucking care just send either the snek or the kamikaze bird to space
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PLS snek space program.
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>>680653262
How does a snek show its loyalty?
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>>680652164
Raise it to be your child
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>>680658856

by not eating you fool
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>>680652328
roll
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>>680653262
Please do this sempai
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>>680654964
in 1 minute i will delete this image.

pretend like it's the most disgusting and offensive thing you've ever seen, and laugh at all the newfags who don't know what's going on.
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>>680660093

fuck off
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>>680655508
Lel
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>>680660093
DUDE FFS YOU CANT POST STUFF LIKE THAT HERE
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>>680660205
no fun allowed
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>>680654964
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>>680660366
>>680660093
>>680660425

>implying

this shit is old and hamhanded
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>>680654964
Leaving this up and whistling like you wuz trollin' is your only route now
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>>680652164
Make it fight the metal gear.
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>>680661303

kek'd way harder than i should have
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>>680652328
roll
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>>680652164
give him a tiny hat
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>>680660547
Still pretty funny. Let's see if people still fall for it after its already been posted twice in the thread
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>>680661138
Newfriends are goodfriends
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>>680652164
Take more pictures of snek

Snek is cool
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>>680652164
disregard bitches, acquire snek.
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>>680654964
>tfw this is the real newfag shit
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>>680662094

agreed
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>>680653136
Mean snek won't feel good in your bum if it bites you OP
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This.
I love snek with hat.
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Space program time?
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>>680652164
open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the snek
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>>680652328
Roll
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>>680652328
Reroll
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Cut off head
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Show snek dammit that's all I want
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>>680666557
POST SNEK.
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>>680666557
Let us see the snek!
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Love snek
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Snek is liiife
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