Waifu claiming thread. Fetish Edition!The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifu/husbando
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Fetish Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>tell us your fantasies
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>show your legs to Yume
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
shiina claimed
>lurk
What have I missed?
>>680649843
Said he was 17 in thread
meanwhile mugi still lives heh.
>>680649929
re-chan here any ships there?
>>680650080
<3
>>680649732
forgive me!
>>680649745
still they are great!
>claiming yume
>>680649737
Yeah, I realized that after a little while, part of the reason as well. Don't know what else it could be.
My fetish is missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>naps
>>680649929
Claiming for kongou btw
>shinoa bro
>>680650160
I forgive you.. Enjoy some frog legs.
Kongou claimed
>>680650128
My love for you Galky
>>680650183
well there has to be something about your wonderfully beautiful personality that can be used as a simple label.
>>680650155
!!!!! ummm...t-this is a little close....don't you think?
>>680650241
found ya
Next time on /waifu/:
What's your favorite insect, anon?
>>680649505
Fine I will cook, but in that case you will have to find me umbrellas everyday or you're fired. I can't let you live here if all you do is serve and do all of the talk with the clients.
>>680650361
<3
>>680650411
Praying Mantis.
>>680650411
Ew, insects.
>>680650136
Just plain ol say it "im 17"?
>>680650411
hercules beetle
>>680650426
h-how many do i have to find????
Hello everyone
Miho claimed
So much for uber its raining its ass off.
So how is everyone today?
>>680650411
submarines are the best insects
>>680650364
Not at all, you wanted my legs no? <3
>>680650241
Have a good one bb
>>680650411
Colony insects
>>680650518
<3 love you
>>680650634
Hey haruhi. How are you?
>>680650685
Good. You miho?
Guys since we're in fetish edition I feel like sharing a secret with you... I actually used to sniff my older sister panties years ago. Don't judge me, I swear I never thought about anything incest >.<
>>680650411
There are so many cool insects out there so hard to tell unless I put some thought into it. If spiders were insects that would be definitely my answer.
Kurumi Claimed
How long until URF comes out again
>>680650411
Beetles
>>680650716
w-well yes, but i don't wanna eat them....i'd be fine with other things though!!
>>680650371
oops I mean
>>680650299
>>680650327
>>680650411
Lady bug !
>>680650560
Well...there was also trying to illicit dick pics from other anons. You know the usual around here.
>>680650685
hello miho
Any thoughts on that uber law suit coming up?
>>680650685
Great! I just picked up more product. Getting ready to do my runs.
>>680650770
I'm doing very well! Yourself?
>>680649929
Legs.
Also, doot doot.
>>680650863
Give 'em a lick, see if you like the taste.
>>680650362
About my personality?! Erm, I am probably one of the least interesting people on this planet, so I honestly don't know. Also, I don't know what a such claim could be in the first place... Care to give an example.. or maybe idea? oo'
>>680650913
who are you?
>>680650553
Eew? Insects are the coolest thing ever.
>>680650602
>hercules beetle
Nice choice. I swear that insect reminds me of a dinossaur.
>h-how many do i have to find????
One bag a day, if you can find more it would be appreciated so I could make some tea for us to drink and relax after the restaurant is closed.
Kill yourselves
I lurk around
>>680650965
Evasive, critical, etc.
>>680650984
Haruhi. Hello new friend.
>>680650411
I don't like insects. Even the adorable fuzzy moths that I hate the least.
>>680651060
Horselegs/10
>>680650965
based on your response maybe humble tomoko or hesitant.
Or whatever just feels right.
>>680650770
Doing ok but aint making money with it raining.
>>680650882
Law suit?
>>680650913
Give me your job.
>>680651158
hello new anon
>>680650942
>licks
they taste....salty but like pondwater kinda...not bad!!!!
>>680651023
I hate insects, I find them disgusting, atleast most of them.
>>680650790
Wew.
>>680650411
Chocolate covered crickets. Sounds gross as shit but it is probably one of my favorite munchie foods.
>>680651368
Hello there anon. Hope you're doing well.
>>680650870
Hmm?
>>680650882
Can you tell me story please? I wasn't there when it happened
>>680650913
Great as usual
>>680651359
Seems like my rain moved over to where you live lol
>>680651023
a bag??!?! that's a little too much isn't it???
bored
https://youtu.be/oVHrvx-Ua68
>>680651399
Try it again if you like it~~~
LEGS FOR THE LEG GOD <3
>>680650411
none
>sachi claim
>>680650411
>>680651173
Those fuzzy moths are a cute tho
>>680651315
Should I watch nichijou? I feel like I won't get the jokes...
>>680651533
>eating bugs
Literally why
>>680651359
ah never mind i don't know much about it, just heard about it briefly over the radio.
>>680651571
Not much of a story. When he returns he'll tell you all about it.
Just be patient friend.
>>680651680
i guessed the title just be looking at the thumbnail.
>racism
Hello everyone
Also,Taiga claimed
>>680651399
https://www.erowid.org/animals/toads/
I have a bad feeling about this.
>>680651419
I think its mindblowing how smart some of them are, with complex societies and shit.
wewlad
>>680651573
I didn't know these umbrellas were so rare, lets delay our grand opening. We will collect some of that grass and culture as much as we can of it on your house.
>>680651571
I'm glad to hear it. Anything special going on?
>>680651769
>>680651827
Is... Is this.. Pepe?
>>680651315
It works, I guess. I am from now on hesitant Tomoko, since it probably suits me better...
>>680651533
Hey, I can't judge. They are good. Fried ants, too.
>still lurking
>say hi if you'd like
>>680651903
https://youtu.be/Vgvg816jrmA
>>680652112
w-whaaatt..!!
>>680651571
Take it back.
>>680651680
I dont think the rain made me wet. <3
>>680652115
Hi!
>Homurenge
>>680651881
you probably wont heh
I had to look up a lot of answers myself.
At the very least i think you should check it out.
out of curiosity are you sexually ambiguous like your waifu?
>>680652087
It'll be a constant reminder of all the progress you'll make over time. <3
>>680651769
o-okay!! they don't taste bad at all!!!
>>680651881
They actually have a shitload of protein and whatnot in them plus they tastes really good. Satisfying crunch and sweetness.
>>680652115
I've had fried ants. Very very nice. Especially sprinkled over rice and veggies.. God damn I am hungry now.
>>680652112
Oh hello!
>>680652317
Good little waif <3
>>680652224
And what is it that made you 'wet'?
<3
I return with best waifu!
Claimed.
>>680649929
shes my slut
>>680652535
HAHAHAHA! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? THAT CANNOT BE A REAL SET
>>680651903
Lol I'll ask him when he's on steam
>>680651922
Hi
>>680651952
The weather is drying up and now. That's tsuyu
>>680652224
I don't want it! We already have a flood here and it's drying up
>>680652263
No I'm a big guy. Feels bad sometimes, but I'd rather be the hard worker for my waifu.
Also rip 4kids version when.
>>680652334
I couldn't do it. I just imagine it exploding in a gutty mess. I like crunchy and salty things though. Like sea salt and vinegar chips.
>>680652669
I'm sad to say it is. It was actually a promotional set to introduce people to BIONICLE.
>>680652680
>tsuyu
It's cloudy for me. Perfect weather for deliveries though.
>>680652703
After they have been cooked all the guts and stuff dries up. All crunch no squelch. Once I ate a cockroach for 100$ and THAT had a squelch. Shit sprayed out my mouth.
>>680652418
t-thanks, but i thought you said you were gonna use your tongue!!!
>>680652334
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about right there. That sounds absolutely delicious.
>>680652239
Hello friendo! How's your day going?
>>680652174
>we wont make the same mistakes as other white countries
Japanese master race confirmed.
>>680652680
just got off too.
>>680652703
Nooo hope....no...hope...
>>680652680
Then maybe it can stay i can get my car totaled out.
>>680652534
You. <3
why isnt tomoko your waifu ???
>>680652896
Oh sorry, I forgot to reply :X
>>680650327
Welcome back!
>>680650301
yes!
>>680650411
Insects are ok I hate arachnid but I think ladybugs are great
>>680650930
yes!
>>680650942
let me lick them!
>>680651827
thank you
>>680652924
>Licky licky
<3
>>680653013
>me
Oh, I'm so happy to have you say that. <3
>hugs
>>680653133
Get that tongue over here and start licking <3
>>680652882
I love bionicle. The pieces were so unique and I could combine them to make these really intricate tecknic (thats what it was called? The electronic Legos?) sets that did weird shit like sort legos or weird motors.
>>680652939
I need to go get groceries while I am out delivering. Need to make a list.... They probably don't sell crickets at walmart.
>>680653025
Okay that's pretty adorable.
>>680653147
d'awwww, <3
>>680653023
because she needs to find someone happy who will equalize her.
>>680653263
should I stop at some point?
>>680653023
B-but she is, and I already claimed her..!
>>680653200
>cuddles
>>680653354
Do you /want/ to stop?
>>680653376
They all could pass as human except for the dad haha
>>680653401
but shes mine
>>680653307
>continues licking
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>>680653461
I am not into butthole licking so... yeah i stop at the hips
>>680653585
>>680653401
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>680653409
>cuddles back
You are so warm and soft. <3
>>680653668
Well nobody said there had to be rimming.
There are other good spots to lick <3
>>680653401
>>680653585
soooo many.....
>>680653602
h-hey!!! where's that tongue going!!
alright, i gotta get ready for my appointment, i see you guys later, bye
>kagami
>>680653760
>Sweeps you off your feet cuddling you. <3
>>680653779
But rimming is the best...
>>680653870
>licking intensfies
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>>680652973
Sorry I disappointed you anon.
>>680652896
AAAA STOP TOO MUCH VISUALLLS
