I'll post this to keep automods away

Bump, this isn't looking like it'll be too good, but I'm still interested.

>>680647519
even if my audience is two, i will continue
>there were assorted couches lying around so we put them in a circle in the biggest room in the area upstairs, noone wanted to sit on the floor
>dustyandrusty.jpg
> i had a bottle on me so place on ground gently
> i pray to allah and buddha to get both gods on my side
>i spin
>lands on me and 7/10 chub
>notbad.gif
>gets a kiss on the cheek
>nearly an hero on the spot but i persevere
>normie gets up and spins bottle
>lands on me and slim, dark qt with jiggly booty on the small side. handleable, when you think about it
this is where things get real interesting guys

Eeeeeeey bump

>>680648534
>shes shy so she says she wants to move to another, smaller room
>orly.png
>me and boss normie (coolest of the lot) gets up and says "alright, its full on kissing now"
>i keep str8 face but im goin crazy inside
>feel like ive swallowed an anvil
>me and her standing in the room, boss normie keeps door shut to stop people from running inside and watching
>heart thudding like a bongo, feel like she can hear it
>isthiswhereidie.jpg
>try to calm down and unshake my voice
>i barely manage to say "are you sure you wa-"
>her lips collide with mine
>we agreed on contact only, and that it would last like 2 seconds
>we ended up playing with each others tounges and it lasted for a good 15 seconds
>felt like i never wanted to end
>felt like i done this a million times
>boss normie had to break us up, he was getting tired of keeping the door shut
>had the hardest urge to kiss her again, never realised how good someones lips could feel on your own
we're like halfway through now dudes

Bump, how can you be an oldfag with flashlight phones? That shit wasn't that old

>>680646404
Keep it up anon

>>680649701
hurry it up OP, im losing my boner.
and add more detail man. i need to "visualize" if you know what im sayin.

>>680650238
for the boner bro
and the story is gonna turn gnarly

>>680646404
>walking down hallway in school
>see 1 dollar bill on the ground
>walk past it without picking it up
>realize what you did seconds later
>too late to go back and pick it up
>you come back next period to see if its still there
>its not
it keeps me up at nights

GOD DAMN IT OP HURRY THE FUCK UP

Hurry up OP

Bumping for conclusion of OP's story

>>680650015
im not an oldfag, im 24
continuing
>so im feeling seriously hyped up
>feelseuphoricman.jpg
>im so hyped inside but on the outside i was like "er..... how long was that?"
>she giggled and said "however long you want it to be"
>i have surpassed diamonds, this is a fucking substance unknown to man
>isthislove.webm
>im looking at her, jaw swinging
>she grabs my jaw, puts a piece of paper in my mouth and shuts it
> pretends to be super shy then runs off
>so confused

>Found love of my life
>Spent 24 years together
>4 days before our 25th
>Died in a car crash thanks to some drunken asshole
>That was 3 years ago
>Still dont know who it was
>Will kill him if i ever find out

Im living alc. free since then
After all this time..
Something still missing

>>680651356
i heard that heroin helps fill the void

>>680651212
>>680651356
pls tell me this is not OP

>boss normie tries to chase her but normie #2 tells him to leave it
>we all say fuck it and sit down
>i go a couple of bottle spins without a turn but im too souped up to care
>still souped up when the "crush" spins and lands on me
> i then realise the paper was sitting in my mouth at that point, pull it out and put it in pocket

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>>680651212
>>680651356
>I'm 24
>Spent 24 years together

>>680651548
dw that didnt happen lol

>>680651747
its not me anon

>>680651747
Im not that guy
Im in my mid 40s

>>680651728
Can you troll us now, you fucking faggot?

>>680651747
its me anon

OP i swear to God if you take more than 5 minutes I'm going to have a hernia.

Just waiting for the spaghetti OP
>not pretyping a green text
>britbong pleb

> she was not so shy but still wanted privacy
>within the space of half an hour i lost all feelings for this woman
>she kisses me
>i feel guilty
>wutisdis.gif
>after about 6 seconds of contact only kiss, she goes and sits back down without much of a fuss

>>680652031
>i get a phonecall from my mom
>nokiatune.mp3
>have to go home, tell her i was watching a fight outside the pub on the high street lulz
>get in the house and go upstairs after making up a 20 min story on the spot after recieving my first kiss not too long ago
>go upstairs and slam down on the bed dreaming wide awake, didnt even change
>get a text from normie #2, something along the lines of homework, didnt care
>something raised my attention
>a piece of paper fell on the floor when i pulled my phone out

>>680652567
interesting bump

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>bobby schmurda dance
>old fags


what the fuck did I just read.

Also, other black people browse /b/?

>>680653003
No you're the only black on the internet m8

>>680653003
I'm black too. There's a lot of us. Most just lurk, while the few actually post.

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>it was a bit blurry after marinating in my saliva
>but no doubt about it
>her phone number was there
>i hyped to another level, jumping like felix fucking baumgartner in my head
>after failing to correctly reading her number (it was really blurry) i called and she picked up
>she said hello
> i put my best alpha voice on and said "how was the kiss"
>i hear that faint chuckle again and she said "not too sure about it, kinda slipped my mind"
>bishwhet.gif
>"maybe we should try again to make sure?"
>mfw, pic related
>bitchwefucking.jpg
>so i tell her when do you want to meet
> she said shes got a free yard on friday and the whole weekend, parents going to somalia, uncle had a car crash over there or some shit
>free yard=home alone
>i transcended into a place i may never reach again

>>680653587
lurkin

> I get myself ready, steal some condoms from my brothers room and keep em in my bag, he never uses them
>hes still a fag lol, plays WaW modded lobbies on pc all day
> no tuition on friday and school finished 12:30, forgot why, inset day or some shit
>check my dick length at school toilets before i left
>i was pretty avg for my age, had an active prostate gland too
>tucked my dick away and went home (her school finished 3:30)
>couldn't think about anything other than what was about to go down

screencap this too guys

>>680654171
Fuck OP I have work in 20 minutes. Please type faster.

>>680646404
>Somalian

get out of my country you vile person. UKIP UKIP UKIP UKIP

>>680654277
Got u fam

>>680654171
ooooo i hope you fuck the shit outta her

>>680654171
You almost made me forget that this is a feels thread.

>she texts me about 4:10
>tells me shes home
>text back saying im on the way
>catch the bus, still in uniform to make it look like im not bothered when this is the biggest day of my life
>turn up at her address
>noice house, had floors and everything (lived in an apartment tower as a kid)
>knock on the door, it opens by itself
>xfilestheme.mp3
>hear some gentle moans upstairs
>walk up el stairs
> open el door and look to the right
>noice samsung 50 inch
>lex steele long dicking some black girl
>slowly turn head to the right
gonna need new reply for this one

>>680655180
hurry the fuck up faggot

>>680655180
CONT!!!!

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>>680655383

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>>680655180
>>680655383

Hurry the fuck up nigga

Hurry up op, my shit is nearly done

>this girl was like 5'10''
>slim thighs
>topless, no bra
>shes wearing some short ass shorts
>hands down her shorts, fingers going in an out
>she looks me right in the eye
>doesnt even fucking stop
>she just says "come here now"
>couldve sworn my dick was made of adamantium that day
>i walk over to her
>she puts her right hand on my bulge
>starts rubbing
>ohfuck.gif
>she's so fucking good
>she stops after a while and undoes my school trousers
>undoing my tie and shirt as she takes off my boxers (calvin kleins hue hue 2alpha4beta)
>as im undoing my shirt i hear her say "w-woah"

>>680653003
Yeah we like to observe mostly

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>>680655180
Where's it at?

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hurry the fuck up faggot

>>680656168
Oh shit, now I don't know if I should be having this boner or not....

>>680646404
Plz sub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE5a0X5VTrU

>i stop in my tracks as i feel her hot breath on my dick
>realise its her first time
>im drowning in adrenaline
>i go alpha as fuck and pick her up and take her to the bed
>i sit on the edge and say "its not cumming by itself" and put her on her knees
>she puts her tongue on the supersensitive bit just underneath the urethra behind the dick
>i shiver uncontrollably
>she realises the control shes got now and the power switches to her

>>680656406
5'10'' as in height not age
and 16 is legal in uk like it should be

Feels Thread? How can this go wrong

Hurry up fag

Keep going!

12% battery

HURRY UP OP

>she deepthroats my dick
>i mutter "fuuuuuuuuck" low and deep
>she comes back up and assaults my upper half with her tongue, swirling with it occasionally
>im like 4 seconds from cumming so hard it feels like my abs will ache in the morning
>i moan hard and it gives it away
>she stops at the last second and smiles "not yet"

Posting in ebin bread

>she says "your turn"
common misconception about blacks: we dont eat pussy
WRONG. if i like you and your hot im slurping like a dog licking toilet water
>i spread her legs and as im about to lick, i throw the blanket over my head

hurry up with your bullshit you somalian fuck

bump!!!!

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OP will walk the dinosaur...

Goddammit OP are you typing with only one finger at a time or something

>she cant see whats going on
>hear her sounding unhappy
>expecttheunexpected.gif
>i run my tongue all the over her pussy from the bottom to the top
>i hear her moan loud
>i push my tongue and two fingers inside
>shes moaning hard now
>shes trying to push her pussy onto my face to get some attention to her clit
>shes not ready yet
> keep playing with her pussy with my fingers
> shes crying out now
>itistime.png
>i put 3 in her and put her clit between my teeth
> she starts screaming
> her legs kick the blanket off just in time so i can watch her convulsing as she cums
> no squirt but i can feel the muscles basically vibrating on my fingers

>i can feel precum dripping off my dick
>shes coming off her high just a bit as i put my dick infront of her pussy
> 16 long years, my brothers. 16 long years.
>she holds on to me as i slide it in gently
> i feel her hymen about an inch in
>i feel worried
>ask her are you sure
>still betafag
>she says yes anon please
>ive wanted you for so long
>i zone out and push it all the way in
>by god theres no time like the first time
>no amount of jacking off prepares you for this shit
>i can feel her nails digging into my back as she moans super hard, not a scream
>every time she moans it squeezes tighter

>>680658932
WHAT THE FUCK YOU BIT HER CLIT???

>>680659782
noooooo i like gently placed it inbetween my teeth
like biting a nipple but even more softly

OP needs to be having a stroke right now to excuse this slow as shit posting

>i slide out pretty far and slam back inside
>it grips me tighter than last time
>she moans louder
>im fucking her at a healthy pace now
>shes crying my name, never felt so alpha before
> then i come up with an idea
>lightbulb.jpg
> put her on her knees (remember supple jiggly booty)
>im reaching under a bit and fucking
>like coming up to her pussy from behind doggy style
>consistent strokes, shes crying some horny shit like "uhhhhh fuck that shit up" or "oh my god its going too deep aaauuuhh"
that shit looks weird typed lol

>>680660459
sorry man, didnt pretype

>>680660748
>fuck that shit up tyrone

>i slide out and lie down on the bed, dick standing like a trophy
>"ride it" i say
>she comes over and settles her chest on mine
>she lowers herself onto my dick
>shes in control now
>betafag initiated, im moaning hard
>notice her boobs for the first time
>caress them in my hands, cup them a bit
>she looks into my eyes and bites her lip
>godisreal.jpg
>i start movin them up down left and right
>do it some more
>drop on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
im kidding lol sorry, couldnt resist, im still writing

>>680661470
You motherfucker OP my boner died

its all ogre now

>>680661645
RIP boner

>her boobs are larger than when i first saw them, or maybe i wasnt paying attention
>but they are good fits in my hands, and ive got pretty big hands may i say hue hue
>i pinch her nipples a bit

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>>680661470
Really nigga?

>>680661470
Wasting time on dead meme. Been following this shit for an hour.

Im pretty sure he types from the phone

Op going to win troll of the year over this dude

Shits taking longer then I take to shit when I bring my phone.

Switching to tablet so this is gonna be too hard to green text
I realise how good she looks
She's got this dark chocolate skin with a smooth complexion, nice jawline and slightly pronounced cheekbones
Nice dimples too, especially when she strains her face. Such a turn on
Then I feel myself getting close to nutting
I then remember my rubbers were still in my pocket
>ohshit.jpg
Pull out and put her on her knees and jerk off on her face
I feel a tidal wave about to flow out of my dick
Then she pushes my hands away and takes my dick all the way down her throat and massages my balls
I came so hard I swore i got brain damage that night.

Op hurry up now... I want to feel good about myself not feel envious of your sexual antics

its not over yet. She kept sucking after I nutted. I couldn't handle it, fell over onto the bed and fell asleep. She climbed on top of me butt naked and slept with me

>>680663973
Wat do I do to make you happy bro

>>680664199
Finish the story faster than the speed of my crippling depression.

>>680646404
Is tuition nigger for special-ed.

I woke up the next day with a dull ache in my stomach
Definitely came too hard
I was hungry as fuck so I went downstairs
Realised I left the door open when I came in yesterday
Close the door
Go to the kitchen and fry some eggs and some mixed peppers I found in the kitchen
Make an omelette with some orange juice on a breakfast tray and put it on the bedside table
Watch her sleeping naked
Feel happy watching her
Put the blanket over her and stroke her hip length olive black hair

And then I woke up. It was all a dream. I went back to my life as an autist

Long and boring and a mess but fuck it im drunk

>be a drug addict
>high on meth 3-5 times a week
>spend your time at the train station with bums and crackheads because you have no friends.
>Family thinks you are a loser(they are not wrong)
>There is a high end club right in front of the station on the other side of the road.
>Watch normal people go pass you on their way to the club and dream that one day you can be one of them.

>One day notice an ad for a local mma gym.
>Think that it looks interesting and will give you something else to do than hanging around the train station.
>Week later walk in to your first class(while high on meth)

>start training 5-6 times a week,sometimes high and sometimes sober.This goes for about a year
>Start thinking about competing.
>Get clean from drugs and train like a maniac.
>Fight day comes and be scared shitless(I wasnt so scared even when i got a gun pulled on me)
>Fight like a nerd on steroids,pcp and inner rage
>win your first fight
>best day of your life
>go celebrate with a friend to the club that was close to the train station.
>dream come true(still had a weird deja vu feeling while walking through the train station)

Been clean for 3 years and have managed to find friends.

Looked for some shit to wear, found a towel and wrapped it around my legs until I found something more sensible to wear than a fucking towel or my school uniform
Gave up and waited for her to wake up so I could tell her I needed to head home and grab a change of clothes

>>680665325
Good job, people that make an effort to improve their life deserve to be happy.

Then I remembered I had to explain to my mum why I wasn't at home all night
Fuckfuckfuck
Put my uniform on and rush out of the house
Get home, turns out mum had a sleepover with her friends
Middle age crisis kek
Brother didn't say shit
Took my uniform off, got my gym bag and stuffed a bunch of clothes and my toothbrush and headed back to her house

When I got there she opened the door with a big smile, threw her arms around me and kissed me
We hadnt brushed our teeth but fuckit

>>680666471
actually kill yourself this has been going 3 hours

>be me
>be beta faggot
>have a mum
> I am somalian
> there's an ugly gurl i want to bang
cont?

>>680666529
Ok ok I'll skip the unnecessary shit

Stop burning my wood and help me build a ladder to get out of this pit

you realise that you said halfway through a fucking shit ton of time ago.

>>680666620
We basically fucked like rabbits the whole weekend
I was deep in love
Ran home on Sunday before her parents got home
Couldn't stop thinking about her on Monday
The whole week for that matter
Saw her at tuition but we kept shit on the down low
Occasional smiles and winks
Never been so happy with myself before
Then things started going downhill
Reply lurk if ur still here

Long story short I spent 5 weeks in a vietnam prison camp.

fuck your lurks nigga

Many lurk

>>680666021
cont. pls

fuuuuuck your lurks nigga

>>680667022
go go go cont..

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>>680667022
If your relationship with this person dissolved into nothing I'll pull the fucking trigger.

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Still wondering why I haven't killed myself yet

She started becoming very quiet and refusing to talk to me
I got fed up and really wanted to get back to fucking as well because she'd been holding off
Turns out her dad raped her
I called the police and they went over to her house and found that she had killed herself
Her sister was fucking their pet dog over her dead body
When the police told me I decided to rape my mum

>>680665451
Hurry the fuck up op

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>>680667800

She found out I kissed the "crush" after she left on spin the bottle night anout 4 months later
She was so mad about it
To make things worse the crush started spreading lies that we was passionately kissing
Turns out she was into me the whole time and wanted to break me and the dark beauty up
Fucking mad as fuck
Tried to explain that she was lying about it but she wouldn't believe me cause I told normie #2 I had a crush on the evil bitch
I'm fucking raging inside now
Dark beauty was crying hard
Told her its lies and tried to hug her
Pushes me away
Tell her she shouldn't believe what everyone is saying and it's just gossip
Tell her the crush I had on the evil bitch was gone a long time ago
She wouldn't believe me and to this day, for the life of me, I will never understand why

>>680667800
Fake op

>>680667913
literally the best reaction you could have possibly used

>>680667940
are you fucking serious is that the end

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>>680667940
Plot twist. What a shit ending.

>>680667800
better ending i think

anyone have any pretyped stories? to show OP how to not be a faggot

OP HERE, IM A FAGGOT

I told her maybe we should take some time apart
She said how about we take some time apart and STAY APART
Something broke in my heart
My chest felt like 100 tons
I knew she could see the pain on my face when she said that
She said sorry 100 times and I tried to forgive her
But there was something I needed to do
She walked me out of her house and gave her a hug but I knew this was our last hug as a couple

>>680668605
4/10 lookin ass ruining ops with the juicy booty. ffs

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>>680668605
I'm gonna pull your fucking anus out if you don't start typing faster

I'm out, op you faggot... Hours on this shit and all it was is that a girl you likes for a week broke up with you... Get over it dude

>>680646404
True stories = KEK
>be me
>a gay boyscout
>at a camp
>has his own tent
>5 bung boys in one cabin
>one bung boy is a weirdo and insane
>3 of us are playing gold fish.
>crazy.exe loaded
>crazy kid runs in with a toad.
>and throws it as hard as he can to the floor.
>wtf.jpg
>picks up the toad and runs out laughing
>fag gets in trouble
>~firewall~
>fag did not give a shit
>later
>it was bed time
>fags are getting dressed
>the kid gets naked and starts running in the cabin.
>I walk in and see
>mircopenis.jpg
>180 and im out
>"little" boy get kicked out of the troop and camp.
>never saw the little shit again....

>>680669016
DAYUM SON

>>680668605
op are you actually a homosexual man like no joke do you enjoy sexual intercourse with other men?

>>680664347
Yes, anon make my dick bigger with your flaccid jokes. My abs are tensing.

>>680667800
At least my dick isn't aching now from the 3 hours Op has kept us waiting

She knew I still loved her but there were too many issues between us for me to treat her as my girl. I guess everything comes to an end really
I finished year 11 with some dank GCSEs
Looked at my results remembering how we used to discuss what we would do after GCSEs
Broke down on the spot
People thought I was crying cause I was happy
I was being torn apart inside
Fast forward 7 years
I'm 23 at the time
On the train back home
I get off the train and as I'm leaving the station a female catches my eye
I'm sure she can't recognise me and I had shades on
Saw her with three wonderful kids
Cool looking guy with her
I was happy for her
Took off my sunglasses and made eye contact with the dad
Tell him "treat her well"
Disappear before he can ask her who I am
Breaking up was the best for her

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>>680670086
Just letting you all know that im samefag over here. No big deal.

Do you like the ending or should I have gone up to her and said hi?

>>680670111
are you fucking kidding me i fucked spend 3 hours to find out you broke up with a highschool girlfriend i actually want to end your fucking miserable life

>>680670420
Feels thread not popping cherry thread

>>680670111
Checkem

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>>680670111
What a fucking bullshit waste of 3 hours. I hope you and your ex die a slow, painful death from HIV

>>680670111
I was expecting at least two people to die. fucking rip off

>>680670111
Nice story man,
Check'd

>>680670613
Somalian people are born with aids so he has little time

>>680670111
fuck outta here you little shit. what are you, 24 going on 5 you little bitch? you guys got together over spin the fucking bottle. she was a class a whore who just needed a dick in her, and the bottle landed on you. coulda been anyone. fell in love at 16? fuck outta here. evil bitch had the right idea, she was trying to tell you hoes are hoes, no matter what. you coulda fucked 2 teen poons and walked away from the sitch alpha. now youre just some batty boi telling this girls baby daddy, who has given her more than you ever could at 16, please understand this you little shit, and youre telling him treat her well? the fuck? he had every right to smash your face into a moving train you faggot. fuck outta here. too pissed to even grammar. fuck. out. of. here.

>>680670111
Acceptable ending. Not worth 4 hours

>>680670750
I was born in the UK lol

>>680670869
69 get checkem

>>680671107
too angry to even checkem. 3 hours just find out op is a faggot. i feel like i just learned rain is wet, very disappointed in myself ryt bowt nao