continuation
>nemesis sends an e-mail to teacher that states that every single person in class hates the new teacher, including the other teachers, and that we want her gone
>huge lie
>headteacher buys it and kicks her out for being an asshole
>she is crying heavily
>everyone hates nemesis who is now entitled dick
>people hate him so hard that he moves
>now only have friends and no enemies at school
>feelsgoodman
>classes get mixed and I end up with new people
>new guy appears and we instantly become friends
>hang out together in a gang with a few other kids all the time
>omega-ultra-friendship of doom
>we start insulting eachother for fun because new guy has a habit of heavy swearing
>at first it's innocent but it turns into us bullying a member of the squad at random without a thought
>don't realize how shitty until it's me
>I get depressive
>think of old times when nemesises were still dickbutting at school
>decide to send him a message over steam
>literally write "I'm breaking up, bye"
>he thinks it's a joke
>I block him
>in school he and the squad put heavy pressure on me for doing that
>telling me there is no reason for me stopping the friendships and that I'm a fucktard
>nearly convince me to return to them even though theyre shits
>does not
>soon new kid leaves school because bad grades
>until then the whole squad is constantly roasting me
>he's gone
>mood in class goes up
>people start being nice to eachother
>I knew it all along
>squad is sorry
>I am sorry
>they still have contact with new guy but I don't have to put up with bullshit anymore
>soon we have become best bros
>whole class is great and everyone is having fun together
>school was not a faggot
>suddenly new chicks with fake faces and too much makeup
>throw garbage on floor and send sex messages to teachers using faked numbers from teacher's friends
>teacher gets depression even though she is normally in a great mood
>suddenly new chicks break window and retarded kid nearly falls out
...

>be idiot
>do nothing with life
>do this for 20 years
0/10

continuation no 2
>after retarded kids near-death-experience new chicks get kicked out of school
>probably hookers by now I don't care they deserve it for being huge assholes to everyone
>formerly really awesome and nice teacher is now emotionless strict black hole for rest of school
>awshitman
>start developing feelings for that other girl
>she was always there but I never really got to know her
>suddenly get placed right next to her in a class
>takes time until we start actually talking because we were both not interested in conversation that much
>she is literally cuter than kittens on the internet
>this is where the feeling starts
>wanted to tell her one day
>never got the chance
>got seperated at new school year
>still in one class, but really far away from eachother
>don't think she cares
>one day ask the teacher to seat me next to her the following year
>squad is staring at me
>fuck²
>it turns out they already smelled the ham and knew
>they shut up about it
>true bros
>I get seated in front of her
>good enough
>she is the one that starts talking to me
>she's a 7/10 from the looks
>but for me she's a 10/10 shut up 4chan
>high school is combined with middleschool here in germany, am near end of it
>basically time is running out for me and her
>hope is strong
>this is where I am today

I'd rate my life 8/10
I'm having fun with what it is.

>>680634110
Same here

>lazy fuck
>grades fluctuate between autism and decent for years
>don't accomplish anything noteworthy
>sit inside binge eating and playing CoD
>no social life of any kind
>finally hookup with female at age 15
>get bj, no sex
>haven't accomplished anything since then, still virginfag

4/10
life is shit but not suicidal

>>680634110
top kek

>>680635212
How old are you

Is a good story. My story:

>family from small town in central Illinois
>land of small towns
>family bond is strong
>live close to maternal grandparents
>dad is wage slave, mom aspires for more
>mom moves us to city when I was 3
>life's good
>get beaten up by nignog boy in 1st grade
>dad now stays home while mom works
>get beaten up by older brother every day because he's insecure cause he's gay
>is literal satan to me when dad isn't around
>dad catches him trying to suffocate me
>dad rages so hard at bro I'm afraid of him for years after
>10 yrs old parents get divorced
>marriage had been sliding downhill for years
>dad is playa
>moves accross the country for evil bitch
>never seen anyone so broken hearted to this day as my mother was
>she never dates again
>dad is gone, mom works all the time, bro terrorized me to his heart's content
>become reclusive
>afraid of people/social anxiety problems even now due to abuse
>mom is ferclemped for years due to immense stress, bro convinces her that previous babysitters were abusing us
>afraid to talk so I didn't say anything, or pay attention
>teenager now, dad moves back to hometown
>long distance with evil bitch
>defends me from bro again, but had to get physical with him
>fagbro is great at playing victim, so mom flips on dad
He isn't invited around anymore
>dad deals with it for years, but mom won't let him around
>moves away again
>go to highschool
>I kept growing, bro didn't
>much bigger than him
>now llays nice all the time, but still afraid of him
>afraid of everyone else too
>few friends, being social causes me such great stress I flip on them and alienate myself
>everyone hates me throughout highschool except for girlfriend that knows why I am the way I am and genuinely loves me
>barely graduate

>barely graduate
>focused on music, see it as a way out
>go to college cause parents said
>fuck around for a year
>stopped signing up for classes
>took summer off
>had to move in with dad and evil bitch to try college again, mom has had it
>live with them for a few years
>evil bitch hates me any times I'm not perfect
>can't stand her or her stupid cats
>dad caught in middle
>tell dad I'm moving back home and starting my own life
>dad is mad at me and won't look at me, thinks I'm giving up on life
>move back home
>work full-time as vendor
>no time for life
>only back-breaking work, all hours of the day
>currently on lunch
>have audition for musical act this weekend
>super stoked
>5/7 life, could use some edits

>>680636115
>>680636206
fuck my feels

>>680636794
With the level of anxiety I have, and my copimg mechanism, people often think I'm rude, and when they find out why they think I need their help, which makes me feel inferior, so I clamp up again... It's a viscious cycle. I aint all bad, though. I have two wonderful ladies in my life that love me to hell and back.

>>680637491
Have you considered getting professional help?
I don't want to sound rude but I think having anxiety sucks and you should try to get rid of it.

>>680637745
Anxiety is good for you to a certain extent. I have had professional help before, but they either put me on psychotropic drugs that make me want to kill myself, or say "go face your fears". Having a full-time job where I meet lots of people is facing my fears... I'm helping myself.

>>680635736
>e]
16, I'll pack up my things and prepare for the MODS spam

>>680638744
Wat

>>680639025
you asked for my age

>>680632686
>raised by both my parents
> brother and sister (im the baby)
> taught the only fare in life is what it takes to ride a bus
> taught to do for yourself because no one will do for you
> Got an education in something i didn't care for.
> Started 4 companies with the help of my father, learned a lot about business
> met the love of my life, beautiful, funny, brilliant, Massive "dowry"
>married her
>got an education in something i actually care about
> doing something i thoroughly enjoy
> banking
> have one child and another one on the way

started off as your typical spoiled child with no direction in life
found my direction and adore her
so
8/10
lost a few years sitting around playing video games and getting high.
making up for it now

oh and
>great sex

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>>680640135
forgot my pic

bumpin

still typing mine, don't let this 404 faggots

>>680634794
Underage b&

MODS

>>680632686
>Lazy to the point where I never finished any meaningful education after high school
>Parents incapable of loving or raising their children (not hating them, at all, they just weren't really parents, just financial enablers)
>End up always being liked by people but have no real friends, at all, because I'm too lazy or inept to maintain relationships
>Virgin. No girlfriend because I expect a 100% supportive woman and would be too lazy/indifferent to do anything for her. Also can't maintain any social relationship so that goes for women as well. Never made it past a date and even those were he ones I couldn't avoid
>Circumstances got me a decent job that pays well so money is good, but I rarely spend it. Have no interest in clothes, cars, hobbies, vacations etc

I'm essentially in a depression but too indifferent about it to suffer from depression. I literally don't care about anything and I just live day to day, never planning for anything nor regretting it.

So either a 1/10 because I'm a waste of life or a 10/10 because I don't feel any of the negative emotions so many people do.

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>>680642214
Life is essentially a random assortment of protons and neutrons that could otherwise also have been a rock but it just happened to become a reproducing mechanic because coincidence.

Also not feeling negative emotions is the worst that can happen to a person.
Go find a doctor.

>>680643724
also
bump

>be me
>am eating a bunch of american style cookies with milk right now
>9/10 the cookies taste is a little off

Edit:
my captcha wanted me to choose images of cookies I swear to god this site has been hacked

Femanaon here. >Dad never liked me, havn't seen him since ten >diagnosed sperg went to five different schools because bullied >brothers beat me up mum finds me annoying >sent to creepy weird grandma's a lot of the time because nobody wants me around >leave school at fourteen because depression and bullying put on medications that fuck me up. >Get on drugs live at pedos house. >meet different borderline pedo who promises me new life at sixteen he's 26. >Get pregnant. >he's crazy beats me
>restraining order live at home
>agoraphobia mother crazy and controlling and wants me to fail.
>meet new guy at nineteen compulsive liar cheats all the time with four different women that I know of thinks I'm trash stops me seeing all my friends treats me like dirt.
>Leave him eventually.
>be 23 now
>live at home with crazy abusive mother who treats me like a child and has taken over ever aspect of my life.
>havn't dated in years because don't trust anyone
>am a shit mother.
>pissing away my life.
>am good looking thin etc but that's pretty much my only redeeming quality and am pretty sure that isn't going to last much longer.
>suicidal often
>probably will die alone
Maybe 4/10

Mine's a long story... Anybody willing to read?

>>680636206
Cat people are satanic

>>680645121
>What is going to the police

>>680632686
go to college, engineer, fuck yeah
get married, fuck my life
now divorcing, there goes my shit.
4/10

>>680645536
Went down faster than an asian hooker

>be me
>born with CHD
>open heart surgery as an infant
>grew up in good suburb
>best high school in state
>college, grad school
>$125K/yr job in my field
>married
>2-yr-old daughter
>wife pregnant again
>2900 sq.f. house in suburbs
>work from home full-time
9/10

>>680645475
What would I go to the police about?

>>680645704
I don't know, fucking home and/or relationship abuse? Goddamn.

>>680645704
Expert tutorial on how to get out of shit like that:
>activate your interwebs
>search for places for single mothers that have been abused or seek other help online
>go there
>connect with friends and other family if you have
>find job and build new life
>find a legit reason to get your mom into jail
>find a legit reason to get pedophiles into jail
>raise kid to become a happy person
>be happy yourself
>eat some icecream and roll up in a comfy blanket
>don't let this dirty ass planet whoop your ass
Fight for your freedom and you life, don't stop until you drop dead.
You can't just sob around on the internet, that solves nothin'.

>>680645769
I did go to the police eventually Police wanted me to press charges on ex but at the time I felt like I had no evidence i didn't want to go through court I just wanted it over and him out of my life. I didn't hate him or want him sent to jail. With my mother it's very complicated because she's really all I have.

>>680645149
this is a post about your whole life story
OP literally started off with a three page post
post it and I'll read it

>Born to acoholic drug-addict mother
>adopted to shit-tier family
>adoptive brother is sociopath; beats me in crib
>grow up, learn to expect getting punched in face everytime I walk by him
>raped multiple times by him, realize i need coping mechanisms so block it out (later recover memories thanks to meditation and therapist
>entire middle-school experience suicidal; bullied for being poor and for shit that happened in my childhood that ppl somehow found out about
>never feel safe in my own home until sociopath brother gets girl preggers at 21 y/o
>suddenly realize I'm 16 and feared for my own life at home so much i never developed a real personality
>develop odd wolf-fetish. Still lasts to this day, but way less severe... never wanted to fuck wolves but obsessed with them in literally ever single way... somehow avoided becoming a true furry
>high school a LOT better... noone gives a shit that I'm poor or what happened to me growing up
>boring as fuck tho
>get into borderline decent school... not very popular; don't accomplish much but somehow graduate
>get out... work shitty retail jobs for a decade, never realising true potential
>meet gf at a mutual collage bud's party (I didn't have many friends in college so this was a fucking miracle)
>convinced me to stop doing drugs
>moved to a REAL city, got a non-retail job, developed sales and office management skills
>have some direction in life now and grateful about where i live and who I'm with
>wondering why the fuck I wasted an entire decade of my life

6/10

I would change virtually everything about what I did earlier in life... but at least I'm not in an insane asylum, jail or working retail...

Car, decent neighborhood, okay job making average money... could do better but I know ppl way worse off and i cringe manly cringes for them.

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Long story, I'm fucked up.
1/2
>Be Mexican
>Parents and I lived with dad's side grandparents so he can economically support them, I was happy
>Fast forward 2009, I'm 12, Grandma dies
>Breaks the whole family apart
>Aunt and cousin try to make us move out so grandpa gives the house to them and not to us when he dies
>Those cunts are evil
>FF 2010
>Their plan goes well, dad says it's better to avoid problems with them and I'm forced to move out. It was a middle class house but it was two floors and it was nice
>We move to a literal third world shithole town, dangerous at night, dirty, stereotypical mexican town
>New house is 200 years old and is only one floor = bad and depressing lighting always, only thing we could afford
>Happiness instantly fades away
>Start getting bitter each day, for a 13 year old
>Start complaining about people, think everyone’s stupid
>End up hating the world for, even people my age
>8th grade drop out of middle school because I’m fed up with everything, just do a program, you get some middle school level tests, if you pass them you instantly graduate
>Angry but kind of above average intelligence, pass the tests
>Don’t want to interact with anyone or leave the house, do high school via internet
>Eventually I pass, refuse to go to university
>Lack of interaction with people makes me lose friends, I only have two of them now, the rest of the people who I used to call “Friends” couldn’t care less if I’m alive or dead
>One day casually upload a video to youtube, it got big and I enabled monetization, it worked out and uploading more stuff has been my job since late 2014
>Got money but not enough to move out of this shithole
>Maybe if I bought stuff I didn’t have when I was a kid I would be happier
>Got a nice computer for work, tons of videogames
>Currently in the process of getting a 4K 55 inch tv
>Nothing helps the sadness, it just distracts me for a while
>I’ve been unhappy and bitter about life for six years, I’m now 19

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>>680632686
Parents divorced when I was 6.
Foster care for 9 months while they sorted their shit out.
Father gains custody.
Drunken beatings for 3 years.
Father needs surgery and Children's Aid won't give mother a shot.
Foster care for just under a year and a half.
Father begins drinking more.
Beatings increase in duration and intensity.
Cooldown shortens.
Assured beating every day.
I actually wish I was lying.
Father retires
Drinking heavily now.
Loosing religious spirit at this point, but I still prayed weekly for his death.
Beatings get serious.
Father gets serious about it.
Turtlenecks, long sleeves and pants were all I had in middle school.
Father gets arrested for crashing into a TTC bus while drunk.
He had dropped me of at school 5 minutes earlier.
He left the scene and was completly incoherent when police picked him up at his house.
I only really knew what my social worker told me when she picked me up that night.
Become a crown ward within a month.
Foster care for just under 5 years, until I was 18.
Recieving extended care atm.
I don't get any money, but I did get a nice portion of my college tuition covered by a government grant.
I'm not doing well at all in school and out.


I'd give it a 3 or 4.
I still have all my Limbs.
Might have poor eyesight and hearing, but at least I have all my senses.
My anxiety is pretty serious, but I've known plenty who have worse conditions.

I'm not eating or sleeping anymore and I feel really tired all day.
I'm thinking about killing myself on my birthday next year. I might do it, but if I do then planning needs to start before my birthday this year.

>>680646296
Haha thanks, I was expecting tits or gtfo Tbh. I have a job lined up for summer and have plans to move out my mum is laying the guilt on thick to try get me to stay and to try stop me from working because she needs me at home but I am getting there. This was exactly what I needed to hear.

>>680632686
>soccer
you deserved it OP

>>680646778
If I was at a point where I gave up life entirely and I wanted to kill myself I would just kinda walk off, start a voyage on my own around the world to at least see something, because I'd have nothing to worry about.I'd die sooner or later because I'm too incompetent and nice to steal money for food or food itself so yeah.

If you're going to kill yourself, make it interesting and don't just slit your throat or hang yourself or shit. But other than that I suggest you not killing yourself because your life is a 3-4/10 and that's not too bad.
It might get gudder.

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>>680646596
2/2
>I was never a skinny guy
>Girls never seemed to like me more than a friend, not even in elementary school

>Had first girlfriend until I was 15, left me four months later, her mom saw some conversations about sex (that she started) and blamed me, then made her break up with me, she got interested in another guy later
>Bitterness ensues
>Stay away from women

>FF last year, I’m 18
>2nd girlfriend, relationship got sexual really quick but we never had sex
>Still a virgin, hate my body, I don’t want the girl to compare me
>She said she was also a virgin
>Two months later, she confesses she fucked a guy and lied to me for months
>Feels are kill
>Say nothing
>Get depressed for two weeks in my room
>She leaves me because “I’m exaggerating”, doesn’t understand my situation or point of view
>More bitterness

>FF few days, had an internet friend (girl)
>Cute, nice, same humor as me, she also browses /b/, she said she was a virgin and never had a boyfriend
>My type
>Jokingly call her “babe” one day, she doesn’t mind, she does the same
>I know where this is leading to but I fall for it, get the feels for her
>By this time it’s already back to school time
>She starts telling me about a guy always trying to be with her
>This isn’t gonna end well for me
>Then he asks her to be her girlfriend, she says yes
>Tells me nothing’s gonna change between us
>Lie
>Every time I try to say something flirty she rejects it
>BITTERNESS
>Disconnect from social media in December

>Haven’t talked to a woman since then
>I hate them, I can’t stand women because they never treat me properly
>By this time I’m already misogynistic and hostile towards them
>I feel like a fucking Elliot Rodger, just without being a psycho, I don’t want to hurt anybody because although I’m still bitter, my edgy days have ended

Everything because my fucking aunt and cousin wanted the fucking house. Why are Mexicans such assholes when it comes to owning a property?

>>680647460
You are only eighteen, lots of time to change things and feel good about yourself. You might find a girl with similar problems with self esteem and people jerks to her and it could be you and her against the world.

>>680647460
you didn't rate your misery
follow the rules fag

Also women aren't always bad, it's probably just that you had really fucking bad luck. But whether or not you try again is your choice.

>>680647904
I don't want that anymore. I just want to stay away from women other than my mother.

I'm not risking having this shit happen again, I don't like kids so the idea of getting married never crossed my mind. I am fine being by myself, I just wish none of this had happened because I just feel like shit when I remember.

>>680648213
I ran out of characters to rate my misery, anon.

I would say 3.5/10 life. It could be worse, I guess… At least I don’t drink or smoke or do drugs...

I'm definitely not trying again.

>>680647355

I was in a soccer club once in elementary but they kicked me out because I sucked at it.

When they let me join their soccer match as the goalkeeper I was really happy. Only problem was that I didn't know any of the rules.

>>680648438
You only keep the ball from entering the goal and you're the only one allowed to use your hands as long as you don't leave your area.

What's so hard about it?

>>680639080
now i expect a fucking ban

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>>680648666
That I had to convince people that I'm the best goalkeeper so that I didn't have to follow any of the rules.
Lucky for me I turned out to actually be the best goalkeeper.

>>680634794
>Almost done with middle/high school in germany
MODS underage b& pls

>for childhood, lived with mom, step-dad half brother
>childhood was good except for step-dad who would get really drunk and things would get pretty bad, he would yell and break shit around the house
>parents divorce when I was 10. I knew he wasn't my real dad, but still spend time with him with my brother after they divorce
>home life is very unhappy after me and my brother go live with mom and her boyfriend
>bullied for first year of middle school then suddenly bullying becomes non existent
>just played video games for all of childhood up until high school, didn't have many close friends besides one best friend
>suddenly all everyone does is hang out and go to parties. I'm still doing the same thing
>wonder when it all changed and feel like I got left behind. I guess I was just really awkward
>I make friends at school by acting like everyone else, but I'm still fundamentally awkward
>get a job senior year. Love it so much, eventually get promoted
>I start hating school, drop out of college before finishing my first year
>I realize how weird it was spending time with my brother's dad who I thought of us my dad but we aren't related, so I cut him off
>job lost its spark after 2 years, enlist in the marine corps because I need to do something different with my life
>here I am, and I honestly believe my life is a lot better

>>680649237
>step-dad who would get really drunk and things would get pretty bad, he would yell and break shit around the house

>Record him on video
>Upload to youtube
>???
>Profit. Literal profit

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>>680649138
Bitch if I had preeschool happen to me and joined first grade with 8 years and am now in grade 12 how old must I be now you tard.

That's right.

I'm 5

>>680647438
That's the planning I mentioned, actually. I want to get far away from where I am now. I'm thinking of selling everything I own and putting that money towards a trip. I don't have any money right now and I don't own anything worth a whole lot, so I'm thinking of just staying in my country, but traveling far from my city. I probably can't afford to see multiple places so I'm just going to pick one place, move there, and live like a neet until I run out of bucks.

I could get a job in my new location and stay there until I can afford the trip to another location and just repeat that process. I would kind of like to do that, but I don't know. I think I'm bound for one location for a short while before I off myself.

>>680649237
Forgot to r8. I'd say now I'm like at 7.5/10. Not ecstatic, but it definitely could be worse, and I know I'm gonna make it better.

>decide I need to make and sell drugs full time sophomore year because I do not have the skills required to survive in the social environment
>plan is to amass about 800k by graduation, and if I fail by graduation I must consume an adequate amount of sodium cyanide
>it is now life or death
>set up multimillion dollar deal with crime organization to produce pcp for them over a few years
>fbi raids them within a year and the deal is out
>now I am sitting on precursor and can do nothing
>still have knowledge, equipment, and access to produce whatever I want
>decide to experiment with new things and always test them on myself to ensure morality of project
>accidentally undo autism with certain substances
>newworld.jpg
>emotional skill set acquired
>get internship to learn how to cure cancer
>learn how to cure cancer
>learn that the science industry is all about money and I can do nothing to contribute unless I pay people off and build my own lab
>get inducted into the fam because of chemistry skills and now have a network that I can use
>I can build a lab if I manufacture and sell drugs and can then do what I want with science endeavors
>I can do more for people, such as cancer patients, by selling drugs than I can by working in any actual research institution or becoming a doctor...
>mfw I have to do something illegal in order to help people
>10/10 at points, 1/10 at others
>5/10 now
>deciding if returning to a life of substance manufacture is the best way forward

>>680649654
LOL can't anymore. He changed after the divorce, and that was over 10 years ago. He doesn't do that anymore

>>680649973
Why not try it if you are literally thinking about killing yourself.
Like what are you going to lose.

And remember that I still encourage not killing yourself, because that's stupid.

>>680650295
Breaking fucking Bad here

>>680650594
Been told that many times before...
BTW I fell in love with chemistry and starting manufacturing drugs long before I ever saw that show.
Towards the end of college I had an opportunity to actually reduce ephedrine for some cuban group for 500k for every 6 months of chemistry work. I told one of my friends and he told me to 'keep breaking bad'

>>680650594
breaking good and moraly correct

SUDDEN DEATH

Chapter 1

>Most popular kid in school, girls I'd never met would come up to me and tell me they recognize me, a girl showed up to my house at 9 in the morning once and didn't leave for 30 minutes until I talked to her
>Practically famous for kissing hella bitches, too bad I was 13
>Time to apply for highschool, neurotic mom puts me on ADD medication so I can get better grades
>Make me depressed as fuck, my friend group eventually leaves me as the other most popular kid in the city and I are fighting over this girl he likes but the girl likes me
>All my friends leave me eventually because I wasn't the same anymore, never talked or smiled

CHAPTER 2

>Basically go through "child star grew up" syndrome
>Get to freshman year of highschool after two of the worst years of my life
>My friend group turns out to be the druggies
>Always high, don't have enough money so I start small drug operation where I purchase from Bloods and have a few kids sell for me and give me most of the profits
>Shit is cash, I have 3 bitches I fuck and they don't know they're not the only one, am stacking paper
>Still depressed though, basically forgot how to be happy
>3 girls randomly become best friends even though they had never spoken before and I didn't introduce them
>They all find out, life is shit anyway there, my Junior year of highschool I transfer to a different school
>Start getting into heavier drugs, get an actual girlfriend who I don't cheat on for 7 months
>Try to kill myself once, doesn't work. Been standing on a chair with a noose for 4 hours on my tiptoes, fall to the floor when the noose breaks and can't move
>Give up, keep going on with life. I'm smoking about 6 grams of 25%+ THC weed a day, can barely even think most of the time. Am a degenerate

Chapter 3

>Try to kill myself again, OD and make poison in my body with tylenol and alcohol
>Smoke two fat joints while I'm dying in my bed, mom breaks down the door to yell at me and finds me unable to wake up
>cont

>>680645121
tits or gtfo

>>680632686
Thanks for putting that Caption because i never would have noticed the pic was made of Shias .

God i fucking hate people

>>680651895
>am admitted to ER after trying to escape the ICU after they double my saline rinse time because i took a lot
>threaten to kill psychiatrist, rip IV's out of my arms and am restrained again
>put in mental hospital, its me and 9 girls
>i mack on this literal 10/10 and we eventually hook up in secret when the guards arent looking
>broke up with my gf over the phone and told her to stop calling when she would shut up
>was worried about me and shit
>go home, life is in ruins
>"i need a day off from school, mom"
>had hooked up with gross girl few times because i thought id be dead, everyone finds out and im ruinde
>truant for 2.5 months, eventually wake up to two black men in my room who take me to an intensive "rehab"
>do manual labor 8+ hours a day
>after the longest two months of my life i go to a corrupt therapeutic boarding school that was just shut down for malpractice
>tons of insane shit happens there i dont even want to recount
>get home, immediately back on drugs and basically waste my life away working for trip i leave for on tuesday until i can start college and make films and music like i actually want to do
>life's rating: getting better

>>680642214
Are you me. Lazy, incapable parents, no friends but know a lot of people, no interests and hobbies but I still feel nothing. I'm not happy, but not sad either. A lot of people bitch to me about their problems from time to time but I care enough so they keep talking but not care enough to actually think about it the second they're gone.

>>680652273
Good luck my man

>>680652075
Dicks or gtfo.

>>680652273
damn dude that is rough.

>>680652640
"today I witnessed the weirdest confession ever"

>>680652273
now im curious. tell us one story that happened at the therapeutic boarding schol

>>680652376
It's our super power, fellow Indifferentman.
I suppose we'd make good judges, not giving enough fucks to be biased, and it's not a very active job either. The lawyers do all the work, you just gotta drop the hammer and make a decision.

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A story of my life, huh? I'm afraid that they are rather inconsequential. But very well. Where do I begin?

Father:
>Was relentlessly self improving
>Boulangerie owner from belgium
>Low grade narcolepsy
>Penchent for buggery
>Would womanize
>Would drink
>Frequently made outrageous claims
>Invented the question mark
>Chestnuts are lazy
>Sort of general malaise that only genius possess and insane lament

Mother:
>15 years old
>French prostitute
>Chloe
>Webbed feet

My childhood:
>Summers in Rangoon
>Luge lessons
>In the spring, we'd make meat helmets
>Place in burlap bag and beaten with reeds when insolent
>Got my first scribe at 12
>Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles
>Shorn scrotums are breath taking

Currently:
>Super villain
>Frequently attempt to hold entire world hostage for large sums of money
>Have a close friend, Number 2, invest and get me cash
>Have shithead grunge kid who resents me
>Lowkey tapping this german bitch who works for me
>Plans always ruined by this british prick with fucked up teeth

Overall, 6/10. Alright childhood, and were it not for that damn Austin Powers, I would be golden

>>680632686
i think this guy broke ur system because hes going to kill himself but i think he would rate himself a 10, hes a fucking sociopath badass fag

>>680654077
>>680645810
forgot to post lol

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Don't really have a childhood to talk about, but I can talk about my current sit

>Have ok job
>Single dad raising two precious daughters
>Wife was drug addict, so I got custody of the angels
>Raising them in this age is expensive, so we have to settle for... lesser entertainment
>Play cards all the time
>Two sweethearts love to play war
>Would use it as a way to get them to participate in different activities
>This past winter, I needed them to get their flu shots
>Heaven forbid my babies got sick
>Obvi didn't want a needle stuck in their arms
>"Daddy we don't wanna go"
>"You have to go girls, you can't get sick"
>"Can't we just play war instead?"
>"War, children. Is just a shot away. IS JUST A SHOT AWAY."

>>680654674
i see what you did thar

>>680654674
forgot to rate. Vietnam/10 seems about right.

>>680654077
I think that guy is not going to kill himself, he'll regret it while swimming.
Either that or he's playing /b and just a troll.

>>680654674
Jagger

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>/b/
>All matter in /b/ compressed making a super compact, superheated ball of shit tier data
>That ball expands rapidly, forming strange humanoid shape
>Me

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someone is going to get off to that

In fact, I think that's why the flow suddenly stopped in here.

>be me
>born to parents who love me but split up when I'm 3 months old
>have pretty good childhood, see dad often
>mom has kid with new fiancee, they get married, they get divorced
>doing well in elementary and middle school, straight A's
>start highschool
>hate all the stupid drama that is caused by massive friend group
>decide to only have one best friend and a handful of acquaintances
>start smoking pot
>grades go from A's and B's to B's C's and D's
>meet amazing girl who is hot, insanely smart and loves me unconditionally
>strive to be better for her
>bring grades back up for final year
>decide I want to be electrician so I drop a few uni level courses
>after highschool realize that I really dont wanna be an electrician
>courses are fucked, only option is community college or go back to highschool
>no direction in life
>gf is going to uni for biomed (to be come a doctor or veterinarian or something)
>she breaks up with me
>I stop smoking pot and best friend no longer talks to me as much
>very alone, working grocery store job
>leave to backpack EU next month for undetermined amount of time to try and discover myself
>7/10 can't complain

>>680656790
I like your attitude.
Most people in this thread are rather depressive.
Suddenly you come in with your messy life and are really optimistic about that.
I love it.

>>680656790
>discover yourself
That is bullshit.

>>680658111
trips to top it

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>>680657274
Thanks man. I'm really trying to keep a positive attitude about everything and just keep progressing in my life. I figure as long as I don't stop trying to happy, it has to happen at some point. Gonna fuck a bunch of sluts in EU and then come back with plan to become successful and win back old gf that will undoubtedly be #1 sugar mama. Just have to stay positive and open to all opportunities.
>>680658111
My plan is to throw myself out of my comfort zone and evolve as a person. Try new things and try and find something I'm passionate about. What part of that is bullshit?

>>680658434
You can do that without backpacking.
Start with messing around with the serotonin system in your brain.

>>680658434
How is backpacking still a thing?
Do europeans think that there are bunch of homeless people scrounging around their countries?
Seriously how can moping around country to country be a thing? You have beggars going around asking people to help them 'find themselves.'
This is kind of a ridiculous practice.

How can you become offended by the word "backpacking", that has literally 0 trigger value.

>>680658880
I would actually draw a funny cartoon of this if I had my setup...

>>680658631
Backpacking is something I've always been interested in doing.
Just gonna kill two birds with one stone
>>680658880
I'm leaving with $8000, so no, I'm not going to be begging. It's basically just a really long vacation where you travel from place to place exploring shit and meeting new people. I think you just have the wrong idea of what it is. Try it if you get the opportunity

>>680659105
The only thing that comes to mind instantly is a fucking label. Waste of life. It isn't like backpackers are going to be hunting for rare earth minerals or extracts from native plants that are cures to diseases. They are just entertaining themselves with something that is mainstream and that is all there is to it.

>>680659383
let them /b

>>680659505
as it shall...

RIP thread :(

>>680661258
nah brah, people just need to man up and post. the nsa needs profiling to be done, so keep the thread bumped

>>680661571
i posted these two
>>680654674
>>680653969
ive had a pretty uneventful life up to this point, nothing really amazing has ever happened aside from general shenanigans which rarely ever happen

>>680632686
>Born from poor parents
>had an older sister
>school is fun
>elementary is medium
>highschool is ok
>mom thinks that my father is cheating on her
>make a total drama about it
>dad is innocent he is the best human being i ever met
>she try to separate me and my sister from our dad
>isnotgoingtohappen.mp3
>2012
>16 years
>meet first and only gf
>she's like a 5/10
>get along with her
>first kiss,first blowjob,first sex experience in my life with her
>be so dumb and make everyone think she is "the one" i'm going to marry her
>ff 7 months
>finally meet her parents
>her mom is a junky crackhead
>her father is a lawyer
>parents find out about her family
>told me to break up with her
>so i did it
>lose my shcool
>2013
>move to a shitty public school
>whatthefuck.gif
>everyone is strange
>meet with an old friend there
>2014
>don't even graduate
>open a jewelry store with small money i have been saving
>things are going great
>make some money
>2015
>things are going pretty well
>buy my first car
>saving money and rent a shitty apartment
>2016
>27 march
>get robbed
>lose it all

>19 years
>life is 8/10

i'm getting my shit together

>>680662818
It is a never ending game...

I'll have a go
>grow up as femanon
>always preferred hanging out with dickanons
>school happens
>awkward around females, approach males like friends and not like males
>people ew me out because I'm a girl and elementary school boys don't want that
>depress for me
>get through it eventually
>start hanging out with girls to avoid social pressure
>get really close with that one girl called Mary
>we talk about everything
>literally cliché bffs
>tho I wear hoodies and play gameboy and she plays barbie and watches mlp we get along perfectly
>elementary ends
>new school new stuff
>year one and two pass normally
>not feeling up to hanging out with girls except Mary
>try to talk to boys but they reject me
>think I'm trying to hit something up
>actually just want to talk
>one guy gets it, his name is Jake
>after school Jake runs up to me
>"what were you trying to achieve"
>"that guy has a girlfriend and you know that"
>tell him I wanted to make friends
>he laughs
>we talk a bit and I slip out "I wish I were a boy sometimes"
>awkward
>he tells me about gender change
>my parents have well paid jobs and could afford an operation
>go for it
>dad is shocked
>mom knew something was fishy
>few months pass
>am taking the medicine pill drug things to make myself more masculine
>op is approaching
>am scare
>people in school already know because teacher told them behind my back
>my fucking mum told her I swear to god
>at first they were awkward as hell about it
>after a time they settle it
>after OP
>recover fast
>ff a few weeks
>am basically boy at that point
>Mary and I still hang out
>introduced her to Jake
>three of us become besties
>Jake gets partly laughed at for hanging out with me and partly propped at for hanging out with Mary
...

>>680663661
>grow up as femanon
That caught me up right there. So you have a vagina? Or did your decide to get a cock implant?

>>680632686

Here's the cliff notes

>kicked out high school over rumors
>teacher comes to my house every day instead
>graduate from a school I was never at
>during high school I had four real friends
>one tried to rape me
>one did
>third was a douchebag that copied me at every turn even dating girls I broke up with
>had many relationship
>only one serious
>broke up with me the day before our anniversary
>in and out of mental hospitals
>take a year off of school
>meet a new girl
>hit it off
>dating for a while
>asks me to take her virginity
>I oblige
>find out a month later she lied about her age
>14, I had just turned 18
>in and out of court for a year and a half
>sentenced to ten years of probation
>23 now
>have to go to weekly Sex Offender groups
>given up on all hopes and dreams
>not even supposed to use the Internet
>only glimmer in the distance is if I get off probation without violating I'm not going to be registered
>life sucks
0.4/10

>>680645121
Post pic of self? am intrigued.

>>680664033
Is this what standard peoples lives are like?

>>680664328

Standard people?

Elaborate?

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>>680632686
>>680633850
>>680634794
tl;dr

>>680664512

Not attempting to achieve anything of significance and remarking on low tier experiences as if they are meaningful in any sense of a grander scheme.

Are anons too afraid to post? Thousands are on /b/ at any given time.

>I am still closer to Mary than to him
>I developed feelings for her basically
>the weeks go by
>I start attempts to flirt with Mary, I thought she saw it as jokes
>suddenly Jake fucking confesses his love
>but for me
>I'm a man
>I reject him
>he breaks up contact with me
>I don't stop him, I try to give him some space
>next day I come to class
>Jake is missing
>I ask Mary what he caught
>turns out he wasn't sick
>he just wasn't home that morning his parents say
>I feel guilty as hell
>after a week of him not turning up to class he has been declared dead
>noone fucking knows where Jack has gone so they just forget him how shit is that
>I feel guilt
>on the other hand that made Mary really sad
>I got an excuse to hold her and comfort her
>after a few weeks we both get closer again
>even closer than before
>one day she tells me she needs to confess something
>hyped
>she confesses love to me
>I just go for the kiss
>at that point I already forgot Jake
Fast forward two or three years
>I'm visiting the beach with Mary, my gf
>happy as never before
>who even is jack at this point
>at the train station there are beggar drug addicts everywhere
>one runs up to us
>asks for money
>boy about my age
>poor guy
>"go get a job I won't pay your drugs"
>beggar seems surprised

>we both take a closer look
>it's fucking Jake
>he gets tears in his eyes and hugs me
>I hug back
>Mary joins us
>trip to beach aborted
>we drive back home with him
>he does story time
>he fled during night because he couldn't take it
>but at this point he is over it completely
>he tells us stories from the street and how the fuck he survived three years
>after more small talk we call his parents and life settles up for him again
>fast forward a few months and we're going to the beach again
>this time with Jack
>it's awesome
>at the beach I propose to Mary
>"Yes!"
>I marry mary
>success

Today we've adopted a kid and Jack comes over to babysit sometimes, I work as a doctor and Mary is running a local pizza place.
Jack worked for her for half a year and then went to work as a chef somewhere in a restaurant. He makes really great lasagna.

9/10

My life was mostly great.

>>680666395
If only I had an iq as low as yours...

>>680663977
the latter
I couldn't take being a girl, I felt more like a boy.

>>680666784
Man why can't people just have autism nowadays..

>>680666596
Agree, seems fake.
Can you prove anything?

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>be pretty normal kid, maybe too much vidya
>get rejected by chicks around 15yo
>cry like a bitch
>study robots stuff at uni
>not many emotions since which surprises me
>don't really fall into love anymore, bang some girls though
>guess i'm schizoid, prefer to be alone
>get fired from school, manual work for a year
>go back, finish bachelor's, start master's
>keep working out, not too much, bud i don't look bad imo
>get somehow tricked into teaching physics at a private school
>hopefully finish master's next year
>not bad, not that great either

5/10

>almost forgot, got a huge doge
>so probably 6/10

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>>680632686
The abridged version,
>graduate high school
>go to Air Force
>get kicked out 28 days later
>live back at parents' house with step-father
>get sent to Job Corps
>leave Job Corps 10 days later
>go live with aunt two states away
>get kicked out, have to live with cousin 20 miles away
>get kicked out because he's deploying
>be back at parents' house
>months pass by

>start working at a plant that is 40 mins away by car
>get laid off about 2 months later
>mother comes back from overseas
>move up north with parents
>enlist in Army
>finish Basic Training
>get kicked out of AIT
>back at parents' new house in northern state
Which was actually on yet another Army base
>do nothing but drive around, play RuneScape and Xbox, and read comic books until the following July
>move to foreign country
>didn't like it, move to old house now occupied by aunt and uncle
>stay there doing nothing but looking for work and/or school for MONTHS...by bike
>find nothing, plan to kill self
>move back overseas with parents

>begin college overseas
>live fat for a while as a student in a foreign country
>have no friends
>be 7,000 miles away from 'home'
>truly find myself and realize who/what I am
>stop complaining and start to turn life around
>have to leave country a second time because mother's time is up
>move back to old house with parents
>look for a new school
>find one
>go to school by transferring in
>be at school since 2013
>oldest student in most classes, can't connect with most people
>slowly fade into a 'fringe friend' status with few friends made
>no one wants to talk to me for prolonged periods at a time
>school fucks up my transcript, have to stay in 2 more semesters
>find myself in my senior year, mostly browsing /b/, doing homework, interning, and wondering where my life went wrong
>opened this thread

>>680667241
Am I supposed to run around making audiologs with my family about my life or what

>>680667241
The better questions is, "Is it worth your time?"

>>680664975
Basically OP is an underage faggot.

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>>680668428
would od/10

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>>680668467
soo toon, woman

>33 years old
>adopted into a rich family
>college dropout
>never had to work
>got married at 21. Lasted 9 months, divorced. Lost the house and a bunch of money
>married again at 26. Lasted two years. Bitch cheated, had a prenup, she didn't get shit.
>no longer interested in marriage or dating
>live on my own in a condo, basically do whatever I want
>go on benders where I'll go over to Amsterdam and eat and drink and get high and fuck hookers all day, every day
>shit's fun, I've had crazy sex with gorgeous women, I have basically everything I want
>bored, lonely, and wondering if this is really all there is to life

A bit succinct, I know, but that's about what there is to tell, I guess

>get bullied in school for 5 years
>get kind of popular in school
>hate being popular
>start being a dick to everyone
>lose all friends
>mom gets cancer
>my body is fucked up
>i'm really sick all of the time
>most of my pets die in 6 months time
>girlfriend leaves
>think about suicide every day
0/10, kill me

>be me
>born
>life was ok even if i was a loner
>start school at seven(our school system is diffrent and we go with the same people till 8 grade
>everything was fine unitl "middle school"
>was left out and made fun of
>praised for inteligence so I didn't kill myself
>highschool
>finally.jpg
>Not made fun of
>Made friends
>Went to a "special" highschool for smarts
>grades went to shit
>too lazy.jpg
>worst grades in class
>cant do anything right and "smarts" were the only thing i had
>suicide thoughts.avi

>>680668572
You could help people like me that actually have goals and a plan...

>>680668963
I could do a lot of things.

>>680668572
Maybe be inventive? Create some content.
Start painting, make music or get into programming, or join a club?
If you're fed up with and have seen all the stuff that exists in this world, why not make new stuff?

>>680669083
Yeah, and I can do anything, the only factor is length of time, big deal.

Sure I'll bite, but I'll keep it short as I can

>be born
>dad works, mom stays home
>3 siblings
>I like to draw lots. Mostly dinosaur N shit
>when school starts, my drawing skills help me make friends
>be popular in elementary
>dad buys me a small guitar
>play that shit daily
>in gr 5 I move to smart kid school for whatever reason
>suddenly I'm way less cool because people there don't give a fuck about my drawings
>that's literally all I had
>have like 2 close friends all the way to grade 9
> high school, I move to different area
>new people, fresh start
>meet one girl, I'm super attracted to
>go through the whole friend zone thing, cringey high school stuff
>she's into music so I join school jazz band to up my game, and impress her
>be guitarist. Find out I like it anyway
>senior year, some shit happens and she becomes a manipulative bitch.
>I get bummed out for a while
>continue to do well in jazz though, win awards N shit for playing festivals.
>high school ends, I go to uni for music
>regret it every day because it's pretty worthless
>basically fail every class in 2nd year cause idgaf about going
>currently wondering what I should do. I've lost contact with a lot of my old friends and the rest are moving out of town.
>currently hold job as private music teacher
6/10 could have gotten laid but never have

>>680669202

Could have gotten laid? Why does that matter?

If you wanted to get laid, you would.

>>680669202
>private music teacher
any pupils you might bang?

>>680669106
Eh, I guess. I've never really had much in the way of artistic talent. I am a very, very good cook and bartender, though.

Problem is, I don't really have anyone to cook and bartend for. Most of my friends have families and careers now, so I rarely get to see them.

The dating thing is complicated, because I'd love to be with someone, but I've been burned badly too many times and just can't trust people anymore.

So I'm basically stuck cooking and making drinks for myself, or occasionally a couple of family members. I enjoy doing it, but I just don't really have much of an outlet for it.

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>>680669331
You're either a person who gets laid way too often or not at all.
Or you just have a really interesting concept.
Why not tell us your story
join us
one of us

>>680669637
One girl is like 18 and super rich. She goes to new York N stuff all the time. She's fucking dynamite dude. Sucks at guitar tho

>>680669652
Open a fucking pub. You have the money and the skills so why not turn the thing you love into a job?
I'm sure you'll have fun.

>>680670092
>Gets turned off by lack of talent
dude

>>680669331
At this point it's really hard. High school, I had lots of opportunities but blew them. Not to mention I get really beta when talking to girls. I can just see them thinking wtf. Now I never meet new girls in my daily life. Maybe I'm just making excuses, idk

>>680670171
I don't much care for people, though. I enjoy cooking and making drinks. Having to deal with people all day would make me miserable.

I only like the people I like, you know what I mean? I don't like people as a group.

>>680670361
maybe you're gay
or just anxious

>>680670557
Why not? That confuses me.

>>680670361

Again, if you want something, you would go for it and get it.

I run into problems when the goal is unique and very specific as it takes careful planning and a good amount of time.

You are just looking to have your penis put inside a vagina, which is not very hard. Depending on what you are looking for that can cost 100 dollars or some focus.

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>mfw "yelling "banana" for no reason at all isn't funny anymore"

>>680670831
Because they're mostly obnoxious, do dumb shit, hurt and take advantage of one another, and I don't trust them and have no interest in dealing with their bullshit.

>>680671113
You are right now being cared about by completely random strangers in an internet forum that is known for driving people into suicide.

I am literally sitting here and spending my evening that I could be using to live my life and have fun to talk to you and give you tips on how to be happy again.

There are good people out here you know, and it's worth taking risks for them you fuck.

>>680647460
Link youtube

>>680647460
>social media
>talked to a woman

it does not actually count, sorry

bumper cars

well here's my story.

>parents divorced when i was 2
>too young to understand
>allways seemed normal to me
>primary school was good
I have ADHD and i didnt get medication until i was 18
>secondary school was shit, anti social cunts everywhere etc
>went to college some bitch used to try and convince me to kill myself
>at this time i was also heavily addicted to MDMA
>I got the MDMA by breaking into a drug dealers house
>smoked weed since i was 13-14
>got away from the evil bitch
>had some weird kind of visions but they are all gone now
>currently a homeless alcoholic
>im not ugly though and im not dumb
>start to get back in contact with my friends
>socialize more these days
>still an alcoholic and trying to cut down on the drink
>lost virginity when i was 20 to a milf
>goodtimes.jpeg
>trying to find somewhere to live
>trying not to drink too much
>if i keep drinking like this ill be dead by 25
( im 20 atm )
>wanna find a girl with similar age to me and have a relationship
>wanna quit the drink cause i dont wanna die young
>wanna have a fucking home

theres a few things i probably missed out but there you go

if any one actually read this let me know
cause i am reading all of yours

i'd say 10/10 cause i learned alot even though im young

ive got good looks and im not exactly stupid
things can and will get better, im not gonna let them get worse or stay bad

>>680672262
Nah, I don't want the /b/tards disliking all my shit for no apparent reason.

>>680673099
Good luck to you.

>>680673287

thx, whats your story? have u posted it

dont let this thread die guys

im enjoying reading your stories and wanna see your feed back on mine

me >>680673099

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>>680673577
Nah, have a quick summary tho:
>get born
>hello world
>not too rich family, but not too poor either
>father works mother doesn't
>parents always at war
>is normal for me at this point
>always good in school
>Parents have divorce
>don't care
>love them both equally
>brother don't care either
>live normally at two homes
>mother starts working
>grades stay good
>nerdy guy
>not the nerdiest bot still nerdy
>am popular at school
>everyone knows me
>only some people dislike me
>nail school
>find love of my life
>she's very religious but we get along perfectly well
>marry
>initiate production of infant
>buy house on a hill
>after time wife gets addicted to alcohol
>it takes not long until she goes nuts
>I get accused of beating my children by her
>she wins
>I have to move out
>psycho-therapy
>shit goes wild
>never see son again
>never see now obese wife again
>fml when I read that both of them are missing in the newspaper
only photo I have of us

come on guys, you cant have fucked off already

/b/ump

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>>680674955
r8 me>>680667484

>>680674891
kek
>feel bad for your son though, hope he can fight through it

>>680674891

Binding of Isaac.
Also, neat interpretation of the storyline.

>>680640135
Your parents are siblings wut?!?

>>680675123
In my opinion your life is an easy 7/10, seems good enough for me, only the thing with the school sound annoying. Godspeed anon on that one.

>>680632686
>be raised by the biggest faggot on earth
>be 6 faggot gets aids and starts blaming me for all his problems
>be 16 cant score any chick cuz im such a fucking failure that is now in foster care
>be me some time later, still the biggest looser the world has ever seen
>be me now
>i made this thread

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>>680675791
thanks....

>>680675984
stop these picks they're unsettling

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>>680676141
how?

>>680675123

Doesnt seem to bad tbh, military training etc, you might have had a few ups and downs but shit at least your not smoking week to the point you avoid all social contact then get addicted to MDMA while you have ADHD and dont get meds and then go on to become a homless alcoholic, upside if the suicidal thought have gone away for a long time

anyway, point is yours doesnt seem too bad id say like (honestly 10/10) but fuck it might aswell judge properly, i guess something like 8/10?

what u think of mine
this is mine = >>680673099

>>680675948
>looser
your biggest problem is grammer, anon

>>680675123

What are your plans for the future anyway, look on the bright side man, we all gotta stay positive

>>680675948
>be me
>creates 4chan thread
>"Post the story of your life until now and then rate it"
>people actually do
>noone has died so far
>people are having a good time
>this is /b
>how possible? don't know
>thread still not dead and no spiderman
>success
you guys are the best right now

>>680676468

have you even posted your story?

or are you just here to be a prick?

be honest man

butt

>>680676616

lol, tbh with you its a decent topic of a thread

much better then YLYL's that arent funny

>>680676694
boobs

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>>680676452
An alright life...could be better if you leave those drugs and such alone. It seems to me that those are causing some serious problems for you.

>>680676573
To leave the country for good, and make a new living/life elsewhere. Japan's my #1 choice, but...due to the reality of things, I'm open to other places like South Korea, the PRC, Thailand, or even Cambodia. I've even considered North Korea purely out of desperation.
>Let's see FAFSA try to collect those student loans NOW.

>>680676772

vagy wagey do do

( pussy )

>>680676922
lol about the loans

I dont smoke weed or do MDMA anymore just drink too much, I do try to stay away from it but i just have an addictive personality

I have some advice which is terrible though

if you do go to japan, murder who ever you have the most cause japan doesnt have extradition treaties with the west.... just saying

>>680676468
GRAMMAR NOT GRAMMER

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>>680677259
Interesting.....
>

>>680677272
Actually he was trying to warn him about his very sinister and evil grandma

>>680677259
how about no
don't do a stabby

>>680677477
meant to say "hate the most" just a typo

good luck learning Japanese though I tried once and it was fucking horrible

>>680647460
Hey man I'm mexican too, thankfully I've never been in a bad situation in life, but I've seen family members just hating each other for money or houses, material possesions in general, people are ego filled shit, more here in Mexico where parents were raised by drunken proud ranchero scum, plus the whole shit government and controlled media doesn't help.
It's hard to make some money here, I see anons claiming they make 65k a year by doing the same job that someone here gets paid like only 20k a year or less.

I just don't know man, never been poor, never been rich, have great parents, nice small house, good stuff, but I still got depressed, I have more than a year taking pills for it.

I could talk to you in spanish but I kinda hate it and most people here hate it too, are you known in Mexico?

>>680677576

who says stabby?

what if your american

you can do a shooty

maybe even in a school

>#columbine

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>>680677742
I'm already conversational, and have passed the N4 of the JLPT. I'm good at it, but not fluent yet. Currently re-teaching myself Korean so I can take the TOPIK test and have Korea as an option.

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>be good with computers
>can google pretty much anything
>a little overweight and others don't like me
>probably just envious of my intellectual intelligence
>go to programming school
>one of the best students
>but there is still darkness inside me
>get kicked out because of "grades"
>teachers are probably just intimidated by my intellect
>become a hacker instead
>even manage to get a gold account on the hacker forum
>my name is
>4chan
>pic related, some of my best work

>>680677942

fuck Korea man the north is just wrong and even the south is confusing as fuck

another bit of advice, in asian countrys asian business men will literally pay you to sit in on a meeting cause your white, you make the company look more successful and international

true story

>Be me
>18 yo
>First time sex
>its like the first 20 minutes of saving private ryan
>blood everywhere
>never a virgin again

>>680632686
Too much to type so I'll just focus around the social aspect of my life since that's the only thing I'm good at.

>small kid I'm motivated and active as fuck
>early teens same shit but now also horny
>get girlfriends and solid group of friends
>mid teens become edgy beta faggot
>no gfs but still have friends
>late teens still beta but less edgy
>girls show interests but I'm too out of touch to notice or do anything with them
>they're all 8-9/10 so I thought they just wanted to be friends since they're out of my league
>do drugs a lot
>get clean
>go to college
>lose virginity to a prostitute
>get my head straight and notice that I'm actually pretty handsome
>fuck my way around college
>if I told you how an average day would look like you wouldn't believe me
>scam 10 000€ and live like a king
>drop out of college and become NEET
>still popular with women though and can easily make friends
>future looks like shit because no college degree or motivation
>present is alright
>have gf of 2 years and recently got back in touch with my old friends

7/10 average life

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>/b/ me, britbottle
>mum rejected me at birth, aunt looked after me
>6m mom accepted me
>12m - 8y constant physical abuse
>4 or 5 hand held on stove, burnt to fuck
>6 or so, broken rib from stamp
>8 broken nose from being hit with a rolling pin
>10 too big to /b/ hit
>put in care, feels Badman
>learn to lie and deceive and fight
>steal shit for fun
>hate girls
>16, do well at school work and exams
>do badly with girls
>18, get place at top uni, architecture
>20, flunk after second year: drinking
>21, homeless, drinking and drugs
>get accommodation and shit job
>land a cushy job at a bank
>beat the shit out of co-worker
>lose cushy job at bank
>do badly with women
>24, start business: catering
>29, sell business for 65k
>start trading domain names, ten years late
>make 120k per year, fucking nice
>hate women
>discover Alan Watts
>discover Jung, alchemy, Crowley, spiritual transformation
>integrate the abuse in my past
>realise that my identity as an abused human is a thinly veiled illusion
>see the eternal unity that underlies all forms of life
>know that I am eternal
>know that I can never die
>feels Goodman

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>>680678400
But South Korea's where I lived for those years. It's where I really 'transformed,' and gained a new lease on life. I love Korea.

>also, tfw not white

>>680678444
a-a-are you feeemayle?

>>680677829
Known in Mexico? No, and frankly I wouldn't want to. I just want to get out of this country.

My youtube channel's content is entirely in English, but still I only have like 2700 subs.
It won't be today, but I hope it will get big so I can at least get a nice flat at some point. I'm putting a lot of effort into making quality content.

>>680678545
I feel.you anon,18yo here and started feeling immortality

>>680678750
Just keep on trying, and most importantly don't force yourself to make content or to be funny. Just do videos because you're having fun doing them and then you'll get at least a little famous eventually.

>>680678557

your black?

shit man be careful

and fair enough if you do go to Korea hope you enjoy it

>joined new school
>compared to everyone else id rate myself 8/10 back then
>immediately popular and loved
>started being an asshole
>was utterly douchebaggish to some people
>made life hell for a girl who was interested in me but i rejected
>did not stop there. Ohno.jpg
>another school douche spread rumors that she was involved in some nasty shit and joined in with him.
>made her freshmen and sophomore years hell
>junior year, realized my faults and started being nicer to people
>apologized to people, and her
>now she's my best friend, going to the same college together

I'd rate it 6/10

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>>680679096
Thanks. I survived it once before, I can do it again...especially if I'm getting paid for it. Verbal, physical assaults by the citizens at random, kek...those so-called #BLM types here don't know what real bigotry looks or feels like. Yet, I don't hate Korea for it.

>>680679044
I always have fun making them, but more importantly you need to be constant.

I'm uploading stuff every friday but even if one day I'm feeling too lazy to work, I need to do it because irregular uploads are going to get me nowhere.

>>680679369
K good luck then.

>>680679341
how much korean pussy did you get?

>>680679489
Thanks brah

>>680678750
Dude, fucking that's what I want, I wanna make stuff for youtube but as seen by other shit Mexican youtubers with their blogs, bullshit "stand up", sellouts to mexican tv duopoly, sellouts to anything that gives them enough cash to leave Mexico.

Dude can you share your video? I know this is 4chinz and all but I'm really curious, I only watch american youtube channels but never seen a mexican channel disguised as american.

I have a shit ton of ideas but too fucking low resources, to this day I only have 1 sub and it's one of my friends who I told I had a yt channel.

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>>680679592
About 28 women. All prostitutes.

>>680679859
Nice

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>>680679941
Sex doesn't even excite me any more. I gave myself mental ED.

I'm going to go workout now.

>>680679779
Sorry, I won't share my videos here.
I'm just going to say my content is 40chins related

[spoiler]Greentext stories[/spoiler]

If you find one of my videos leave a comment but I'm not going to post them here.

>>680680057
I've had that too for a while. Quit smoking and drinking to fix it.

bump
don't die mr. thread

>>680680057

ever get an STD? how much did they cost plus how dirty were they?

>Be me
>Have degree I don't use
>Work menial job (I dont hate it)
>Balding, pushing 30
>Dad recently died
>Have friends and do nerdy stuff, like to shoot guns and play dnd
>Really into magic and I can finally afford all the old cards I always wanted
>Stepmom may have convinced dad to write me and sisters out of his will
Overall I'm not too unhappy, no gf though but happy with fapping
Rate a 4/10 with room for improvement. Recently stopped drugs so thats good, hope not to relapse this time (just pot)

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>>680640326
>WiiU
ultra lel

>>680680090
Kek, got it man

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I wont let you die Mr.Thread

bump for Mr. Thread

keep the thread alive guise

theres some cunts out there with epic stories

or just normal ones....i just liek learning about you random mofos

>>680679779
>>680680918
Bingo

I have this thread open in another window
I'll just screenshot the most epic stories in this when it dies and put them in a folder.

But try to keep Mr. Thread alive for at least one more hour or half an hour k?

>21
>been abused from age 5 to 16
>dropped out of school at 16
>neet for 2 years
>decide fuck being neet i need cash
>hack shit
>be arrested
>fuckme.jpg
>become ethical hacker
>make money
>get no bitches tho because nerd

So about 5/10

>>680680629
Realistically I would rate it better if my dad hadn't just died last month. If I can look at my life from outside perspective and realize how lucky I am and appreciate what I have, have hope for the future and realize I'm coping extremely well with loss, I could rate it a solid 6/10. Still not perfect but I think things will go better from here. Hope you all can be resilient and optimistic through whatever shit you're going through (and things could be so much worse, I'm not an addict for christs sake). Be good bros, live fulfilling lives and dream big

>>680682379
Why would you want to screenshot depressing stories?

>>680682532
Because they are interesting
screenshots are the safest way to archive a thread

>>680682838
Dang, what are you doing with dem screenshots?

I wouldn't want my depressing ass post to spread...

>>680682838

what stories have you capped so far?

or are going to cap

>>680632686
>raised by over-bearing parents
>4 siblings. Me middle child
>text book treatment of middle child and text book attitude
>only thing siblings taught me was ridicule
>only thing parents taught me was beat that ass
>cant handle money
>kids stress me the fuck out bc don't know what to do
>considered smart by all but i'm smart enough to know how dumb I am
>20 yrs of dead-end jobs
>Married a near perfect woman but suddenly she died (metaphorically) and now Im married to joyce meyer
>atheist here
> everything out of her mouth is I love jesus and shit
>no hope for future
>dreams crumbled
>work 2 jobs 80+ hrs a week
>wife always whining "I miss you" "I hate that you have to work so much" "I need more help around the house"
>mfw you find the face to express the sheer and utter hopelessness my life has become

rate: 0.5 suicide eventually I'm sure

tl;dr >life sucks. to old to do anything to change it. someone kill me.

>>680683080
If you guys don't want your stories capped just tell me.
I was just saying that it's an option. I havn't capped anything yet.

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>>680683785
im not saying i dont want it capped, tbh i would give you a much more detailed version if it were to be capped

i was just wondering

:)

decent thread btw

2/10

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This is now a YLYL thread

>>680684843
please, do the honorable thing..fuck off and die you cunt

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>>680684931
wut

>>680684972
Sorry for the inconvenience, but you seem to have stepped into a /b post that is not full of rapists and fucktards.
Feel yourself at home, and if you wish, call people faggots or contribute.

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>>680685170
faggots

>>680685240
Spamming and attaching avatars to your posts is against the global rules that apply on /b/
thanks for keeping this thread alive though

>>680645121
Kukkles. Post tits.

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>>680685482

>>680645704
You're stupid /10 can't feel sorry for people this stupid