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this girl wants to fight me, what should I do /b/?
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>>680619447
beat the living shit out of her
>why would you even ask, cuck
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Knock bitch on left out then club the bad bitchs skull in ans fuck her brain matter out
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>>680619447
How about you just fuck her? Hostility may be her way of showing some attraction.
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Either you kill her, fight her, hire a hitman or get some friends to dö it
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>>680619447
Get her kik and ask if she's DTF
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>>680619447
fight her with your dick
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>>680619539
So she's a lesbian?
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>>680619577
I dont have one
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>>680619447
Tits or gtfo
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>>680619447
why does she want to fight you?
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soemtimes wen girls r fightin they start kissing, i wod try to grab her tits and c wer it goes from there.
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>>680619615
you know the rules
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>>680619447
Take your lumps like a real woman
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>>680619447
Just throw bacon at her.
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>>680619447
What's the story OP
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>>680619447
Fuck her man.
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>>680619447
Hang her
>hehehehe
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>>680619447
>Female
>Wants to fight
>Asking for advice

Beta cuck confirmed
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>OP not replying
>Bait thread

/abandon thread
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>>680619447
Fucking kill her
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>>680619824
Fuck her, man.
Fuck her man.

Punctuation, is important?
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>>680619728
I dunno, she keeps picking on me and I defend myself ofc

Last time I fought her I won so I don't know why she tries to provoke me so much
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>>680619615
Tits or gtfo
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>>680619447
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>>680619897
I'm here lol
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>>680619932
She probably like you
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>>680619506
>i dont know when to greentext
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>>680619447
provoke, wait for her to strike you at least 3 times before you whip her ass savagely
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>>680619929
I see no difference. OP gets a fuck and gets to degrade dicks and cunts.
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>>680619447
Does she have a Bf OP?
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>>680620090
no she doesn't
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>>680619615
Tell her to grow the fuck up.

If she tries to attack you anyway, cram your thumbs into her eye sockets.
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>>680619932
its obvious she has a crush on you. tell her, dont ask just tell to come by your place then see where it takes you
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>>680620126
Walk away unless she puts her hands or throws something at you. When she does then you have to defend yourself.
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>>680620134
Or you can let her attack you and sue her.
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>>680620260
Don't risk it, bitches are crazy.
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>>680620126
What's her first and last name OP
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>>680620217
This. And if you have, for any reason, the feeling that she could want to attack you, have a friend record for a while and then use the footage to get rid of her. That would be enough for you to get a restraining order or something. You don't need that kind of thing in your life. Especially not at your age.
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>>680619447
Do it, but first check for any explosive devices under the coat.
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>>680620309
Deniz _____ idk her last name
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tell her to stop being a man and wax her disgusting mustache
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>>680619447
pick up your chair and beat her head in with it
she won't open her mouth the wrong way again
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>>680620372
Keep spamming her FB account with hate messages
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rush at her with all your body weight so she falls on the ground with her back. Instant win.
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Looks like you'd get aids from those nasty ass nails she's got.
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>>680619447
kick that whore right in the pussy
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>>680620372
yup, i knew it when i saw it
a turkish bitch... dont you worry OP she's being hacked from my agents right now, we are ddosing her address
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>>680619447
smack that bitch sandniggers can't fight anyway
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>>680619767
>>680619676
Tits or gtfo doesn't apply here, newfags.
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Hope Trump gets elected and deports her ass
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>>680620778
I live in Sweden
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>>680620815
lol how do you know trump cant deport her ass from sweden
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>>680619447
Get off /b/ untill you reach the right age.
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>>680619447
Kick her bitch ass.
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Recite some Goodnight Moon to her.
>Flawless Victory!
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>>680619447
Have you considered the fact that she might be a lesbian?

You gotta give us more details, greentext that shit
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>>680619447
fuck her B/F ,, or bro? ... dad?
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>>680621320
her dad is dead
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>>680619447
Hide a knuckleduster or other blunt metal object and use it when the fight starts

Teach her the world ain't fair
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>get a M16
>wear a trenchcoat
>shoot up your school
>???
>profit
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>>680621359
insult her dead dad
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>>680619506
Do this, but make sure she starts the fight and you were just defending yourself. Say it's a bout gender equality.
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>>680619447
Give up. because holy shit look at those nails! She'll take your eye out.
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>>680619447
slice her throat
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>>680619447
is she a currynigger? she's hairy as fuck
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>>680619447
Heres my advice (assuming you are also a chick) If you're a guy, walk the fuck away fag. but if you're a chick heres what you do. Take a look at that jaw. Thats your target. Next time shis bitch says anything out of line (you probably think shit will go down when she starts shit right? WRONG) You start it. Next time this bitch says one thing out of line, punch her. And heres how you do it assuming you are right handed (if not just reverse my advice). Picture a cartoon little dashed line in an arc, from your fist to about 3 inches beyond the right side (your left) side of her chin. Imagine a little poker chip sized bullseye about 3 inches beyond where you want to punch. Now, swing your left arm back while swinging your entire right side into that poker chip sized bullseye. Put the entire weight of your right side behind your fist, but dont aim for that alqueda chin, aim for the little poker chip size bullseye 3 inches beyond where you want to hit. Swing all your weight into it. Bitch wont fuck with you again. You're welcome.
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>>680622152
Thank you anon :')
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>>680622152
Are you a fighting expert?
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>>680622090
I honestly don't know...
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>>680622333
Idfk, I've been in a lot of fights tho with both men and women
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>>680622436
Lol bastard you're not me>>680622152
I'm not a fighting expert, but I can hold my own. I would never hit a chick though. This is how you punch though. If need be.
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Sucker punch her
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>>680619447
Punch her pretty
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>>680622807
But I'm a girl myself tho and I think if a chick talks shit she deserves to get hit
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>>680622152
If this were more than a schoolyard fight, my advice would be to curl your fingers slightly (so you dont sprain them) and gouge the eyes. Otherwise go for the chin.
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>>680619447
Eat your underwear in front of her
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>>680622953
well then follow the old chin, poker chip bullseye method. Put your weight into it. Dont tap the bitch on the chin unless you want to get hit back. Do like I said in my first post.
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>>680623066
honestly she can't fight for shit, last time I fought her all I had to do was to push her a little and she was laying on the ground
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Fight her. And take the opportunity to molest the shit out of her.
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>>680619447
What is the story of your interactions with this girl?
Were there ever a time where she acted friendly around you?
Basically I'd like to know why you two have become antagonistic towards each other.
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>>680619767
You clearly don't
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>>680619447
behead her while yelling ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>680623507
kek
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>>680619447
Do nothing. She's hot.
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Rent a tank and run her over with it. Then yell "Tiananmen 1989, bitch!" out of the tank hatch bit.
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>>680623968
She's a feminazi btw
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Kiss her.
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>>680620012
>I greentxt when I want.
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>>680624091
Depending on how she demonstrates her passion for feminism, you may or may not be more righteous in attacking her.
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Watching some Filthy Frank are we :D
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>>680624370
hellz yeah
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>>680624370
>kill yourself you fucking new fag
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happy passover !>>680619447
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Plant drugs in her locker or backpack. Anonymouly rat on her. She'll be fucked.
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>>680624603
smart
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>>680619447
Holy fuck. Her nails look rancid.
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Scissor each other first one to orgasm gets to be fucked by a nigger

/thread
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Throw some shekels in the other direction and run.
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>>680625489
1 shekel should be enough
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>>680623333
then why worry?
either fuck her up for real once so she doesnt bother you ever again or just laugh at her and walk away ...
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>>680625672
havent got any fuckin rest so im moody af
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>>680624091
now i am sure this is bait. 99,9% chance that a turkish girl isn`t a feminazi at that age ...
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>>680622090
it's a well known fact, that hairy girls are so horny 24/7

So OP, Just fuck her
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- get a scewdriver / icepic
- creep up from behind
- stab her in the throat
- watch her bleed to death
- scream riverside motherfucker!
- profit
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>>680625908
well think its bait then but its honestly not tho
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>>680626061
Goddamnit Newfags can't greentext
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>>680626153
i didn't even try, faggot
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>>680619447
>Teliasverige
Visa vad du går för, gumman
Om hon går på dig så har du all rätt i världen att slå tillbaka
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Just tell her to suck you dick, when you're alone with her, if she's goes berserk fite her, if she's deigusted but doesn't go away, ask her out on a date and that you're joking about sucking your dick.
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>>680626382
<3
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>>680626477
Im a Female
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>>680626545
Tie you hair up so it´s hard to grab, than just punch her in the fucking throat, kick in the vagoina, or throw sand in her eyes and mess her up.
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>>680626744
her hair is already messed up lol and I have short hair anyway
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>>680627072
If you don´t want to fight then walk away and report her.
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Fucking Batista bomb that bitch
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>>680627182
ew zootopia
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>>680619447
rape her friend
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>>680627269
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>>680619447
She's a turk I'm guessing. You're kinda fucked if you're some typical scared white girl. Bitch is ready to fight, sounds like you're not. That doesn't mean she's a good fighter just that she will fight.

Shave your head and come in to class like furiosa to physce her out.
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Why she wanna fight you? Be honest.
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>>680619447
fight you? like in 'sex'?
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>>680628059
honestly she starts picking on me, I start picking on her

In the past Ive beat her up as well because she provoked me too much and it just goes back and fourth like that
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>>680628248
הומו פחדן
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>>680619615
punch her nose hard and quick then proceed as you wish. you don't even need to be strong for that one
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>>680619447
She doesnt want to fight you, she wants to fuck you kid
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>>680619447
Jahahah nice bait duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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>>680629417
not bait duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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>>680619800
check'd and kek'd
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>>680619447
Tell you love her, she is gonna get confused.
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>>680620260
It isn't America you fucktard
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>>680619447
fight her, then rape her.
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>>680619447
Gas her
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>>680631871
kek
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>>680619447
Throw some pennies in the air and attack while she's picking them up.
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>>680630095
This will certainly work!

Also, when I want to get rid of an annoying douche in a bar or elsewhere I told him I'm gay (I'm not but douches can't tell and it works 100%)
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>>680619447
warn her that fighting you would be the last mistake she ever makes
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>>680632023
I Love you
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>>680619447
She got some sick sideburns
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>>680619447
Don't fight just slap her face and calm her down
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>>680619447
fuck her right in the pussy
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>>680619447
Do everything you can to hook up with her and then once you start fucking, take nudes and post them in /b/
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>>680619580
underrated post
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Shoot up your whole school just to kill her. Plead insanity go to mental institute. Masturbate all day, I am talking everywhere all over the place at the institute. Wait till the guard tries to rape you and then record it. Get out of institute and away with the crime.
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varför?

vad gjorde du?
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>>680626303
because you're a fucking newfag, newfag
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>>680632652
Best plan 2k16
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>>680619580
underrated wtf
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>>680632719
inget asså hon håller på med mig, försöker att få henne å hålla käften
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Kill the bitch
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>>680633013
bara ignorera henne? om inte du vill slå henne?
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Shes from Iran btw
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>>680619447
Let her strike first. It can be a shove, a slap, a missed hit. Then put her in her fucking place.
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she said her mum is gunna kill me KEK
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Sakina ?
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Is her name Sakina ?
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>>680634395
Deniz
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>>680621359
Ask how his jihad went
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>>680623402
This is a good question. How else can we be sure that you didn't start this shit?
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Watch out for those nails, bro. God damn
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>>680626303
What a fucking faggot. Lurk Moar
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>>680619447
>watchung filthy frank
You could probably start by killing yourself you manchild
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>>680627182
Stop snitchin
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>>680619447
Rape her
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>>680619580
Underrated, but for real that girl is pretty damn cute anymore pictures ?
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>>680619447
let me tel u my couuntry got no beautifull girl like her .. he is too beautifull.. just make her readdy for fight and then drop dead saying "my heart killed by the look of your eyes and i have falllen in love "
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>>680620260
Ain't that some retarded shit. Betafaggot
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>>680619767
You don't know the rules now go home, doesn't apply here at all
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>>680620709
She doesn't look like a turk, eastern Israeli with almost a Romani mix, but thanks America for your wonderful worldly views
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>>680635398
Teh fuq? Whut cuntry are you in?>>680635399
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>>680623402
meh we didnt talk much, we never were friends and I had neutral feelings about her until a year ago when she hurt 2 of my friends really bad

I snapped and started yelling at her and shit then I beat her up and went home

After that happened she and her friends always picked on me, recorded me and sent people after me cause that's how much of a coward she is...so one day at class I snapped (again lol) and yelled my lungs out while I was beating her up again lol after that she said sorry and kept being nice to me until one day when I defended a person that couldn't defend himself >>680634965
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>>680635555
Holy fuckin quads...
>fuck you
>murica
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Talk to these girls here. They can offer great support and help you
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>>680619447
you should stay away
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>>680635710
Saw quint 7s last night! Just amazing
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Beat the piece of shit jew up what do you think?
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>>680635555
she is most definitely Israeli. The girl next to her is wearing an IDF coat.

>source: me being Israeli
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>>680635857
the girl is from Iran
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>>680635622
So basically just typical niggerish behavior? Just of the sandy variety. I knock that bitch out over and over. Eventually it will hit her that it's not worth it.
Next time she says anything about her mom killing you ask her if she's going to jihad like her dipshit dad
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>>680636133
<3
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>>680635799
Super mad jelly bruh. That's fuckin epic. The quints of Christ compel you!
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>>680624562
Amerikike supreme here: Not sure she is one of ours. I think she is a spic. Maybe OP can confirm.

Regardless, she should get the shit kicked out of her. Because reasons.
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>>680619447
wear one of those anti-blast military armors.
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>>680636248
Does this mean we're bf/gf now? <3
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>>680634688
She doesn't look like a Muslim, I'd side towards Jewish which is even hotter, if was Jewish I'd love to tell a girl to blow my load so we can remember 9/11
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It's a shame this thread is dieing. I was rather enjoying it
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> not posting more pictures of qt west asian girl
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>>680636645
you're my best friend now kek
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>>680619767
you don't
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>>680634591

Moar pics of her!
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>>680636938
Yay!!!!
>confetti
>party poppers
>balloons
>clown
>cake
>cocaine cake
>cocaine puddin
>cocaine ice cream
>cocaine cocaine
>cocaine cheeseburgers
>and one strung up sandnigger
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>>680636881
How teh fuck did you come up with Asia?
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>>680637129
Go on her fb kek
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>>680637332
<33333
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>>680637452
She looks like shes west asian

> more pics
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>>680619447
>>680619447

that's just a more friendly way of saying
>hey , /b/, wanna be my personal army ?
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>>680637654
Not rearry
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>>680619884
>>680619447
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>>680637946
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>>680622152
>>680619447

>based anon
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>>680637654
Read the thread. OP already said she's from the middle east
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all i'm concerned about is that something is done about that horrible eyebrow action she has.
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>>680626303
>>680619447

Jesus Christ read the afk or lurk OR ANYTHING THEREARE A BNCH OF FORUM THREAD BOUT 4CHAN TERMINOLOGY AND HISTORY REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>680638151
>>680638301


> niggers and their nigger education
> using buzzword descriptions instead of actual geo-political terms
> " russia is in europe" lolol
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>>680619447
FFS
Take a swing at that fucking cliff chin
Swipe her haw across her cranium
Smack hard, fast and on point

Be the baddest bitch about b
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fight her
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>>680638571
Sand niggers aren't east European. Not west Asian. So Wtf do you call it?
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>>680638888
I meant swipe her fucking jaw
Across her cranium
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>>680635857
>:
That is NOT an Israeli IDF Coat you retard
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>>680620773
It always applys faggot.
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>>680619447
Tell her to put her burka back on !
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>back in school
>girl threatens me to beat me
>ask friends wat do, wouldn't care much but after I knock her out her friends would be after me
>she tells me 6 pm after school it's going down
>wait on her way to school from 6 am
>see her walking the street, wait for her to cross some less public place
>walk frontal straight up to her
>she tries to evade the situation
>I go all shouting "COME AT ME YOU FUCKING BITCH"
>she tries to dodge my way I stand straight infront of her
>she directly hits me in the face
>pain
>I start laughing madly and knock her out
>she is on the floor, I strip off her clothes, she is still in shock
>friends ran up, all taking pics laughing, one unzipping pants and pisses on her, the other one setting her clothing on fire, one recording
>I come to her really close grab her hair to keep her head from moving bc she was crying and shouting and shit, telling her "if you ever just look my direction, I'll come to hunt you"

I did never even see her at my school again

Might work for you, or not.
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>>680639027
north african
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>>680639681
rekt
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>>680639740
Kek
I guess, they do act like niggers. I think I just might use this to describe that region from now on.
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>>680639027
Middle Eastern
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>>680640126
You obviously didn't read the other posts involved....
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OP here...should I fight her with the mask i have in the background
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Fuck her straight in the kabob hole.
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>>680641971
kek
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>>680641492
>1
fake
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>>680642706
What's fake?
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>>680619447
Fuck her. Rape her. Do whatever.

Whatever the hell you do, wear a fucking condom. She looks like the kind to carry diseases and get knocked up at a young age. One thing you don't need is a half-mud kid.
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>>680619447
whut? she wants to fuck you dude... option a) ask her nicely if she want to watch a movie with you. option b) if she wanna hit you, hit her first, she will be knocked down in 1 sec and cry. and later... still fuck with you.
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Always go for the throat. a quick and sharp blow there should solve this
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>>680641492
1. Are you a girl or a faggot?
2. In any case, why are you wearing fake eyelashes?
3. If you're a girl, I reserve the right to call you a faggot anyway.
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>>680619447

fight her, but watch out for those crack nails
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>>680644206
1. I'm a girl
2. I'm not wearing eyelashes, only wearing eyeliner
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>>680619929
lol
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The only answer is Cunt Punch!
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>>680644608
Stop wearing eyeliner, faggot. Problem solved. This dyke wants to beat your ass because she's in love with you.
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>>680645174
kek how am I a faggot?
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>>680619447
Eat her pussy
Works 100% of the time
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>>680645260
Putting 'kek' in every other post doesn't make you seem any less of a newfag.
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>>680645683
I Just like saying kek babe ;)
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