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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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im on 4ch don't tell anyone please?
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Nope, not me. No secrets. Just a lack of people asking questions.
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>>680604866
>>680604911
chekked
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>>680604673
I recreived all my paychecks yesterday, payed all the bills and im already broke again
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I'M I'M I'M I'M I'M a faggot
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my cars friend tried tried to mom me in the backfinger
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>>680604673
I fantasize about dominating my friends wife

I masturbate to pretty much anything, loli, fur, bestiality, regular shit

I have erectyle disfunction
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>>680605093
that's hott
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>>680604911
I know that feel.
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>>680604673
Fucked my ex's Mom while I was dating her.

That's about it.
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>>680605199
Sound like a fucking faggot
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>>680605093
I started this meme.
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I killed mufasa..
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>>680605476
At least he's honest, unlike you closet faggot
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>>680605550
prove it
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>>680605550
No you didn't.
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>>680604673
I eat McDonald's and I live in Europe
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>>680605093
My finger car tried to friend me in the back of mom
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>>680604673
I totally cheated on her and I don't regret it
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>>680605550
hey anx
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i ripped the tag of my matress
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I have a nasty ass roommate that doesn't clean after himself, so instead of bitching at him or leaving him passive aggressive notes, I just regularly wipe my dick in his towel when I go to the bathroom.
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I masturbate over pictures i stole from my sisters icloud account, id love to hand deliver them to a guy and be humiliated in person
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>>680605866
how about you just deliver them here anon
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>>680604673
I know how it all began and how it will end.
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I know Joker's real name.
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I once ate serial without milk
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My TV is 720p
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>>680605973
heres one
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>>680605802
Hardcore
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>>680606025
That's nothing faggot. Come back when you've eaten it with water instead of milk.
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I fuck my pets
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>>680606055
Nice dubs but fake titties
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>>680606055
Moar
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>>680605768
>>680605660
You guys are misunderstanding. Anx wrote "My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of her car" in response i wrote "my mom's car tried to finger me in the back of ger friend." sorry to disappoint. Didnt ss cause didnt think anything of minor trolling.
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>>680606055
hell, i might fap to your sister
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>>680606055
Liar faggot
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>>680604673
I have sex with my cousin every other week and she has a bf....
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>>680606134
kek

the best part is you didn't do it in response to her, you did it in response to me. I'd been using her shit as copypasta for weeks by then
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>>680605996
>it started with you coming out of your moms vagoo
>it ends with you dying
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>>680606128
>>680606130
>>680606137
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>>680606055
Post moar
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Lost my virginity over spring break, had sex again four days after my first time. Haven't touched pussy with dick since.
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i am trying to kill my self by eating myself to death. depression FTL. my life is shit.
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>>680606249
Keep em coming. Your sister may have just cured my ED.
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>>680606229
No, since her first post. I've been frequenting these way too often. Was never in her kik chat or whatever.
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If something catastrophic happens for me (l end up homeless or something) I plan on going out into the ocean and anhearoing via helium tank so no one will find me. I might even leave a note saying I left and to not look for me.
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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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25f, I have a happy relationship with a great guy and we have a 5yr old but I wish i was still with my ex who was a full on trap soooo hot the sex was so intense.
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>>680606454
Unless you're old and/or have a weak heart, ED is a state of mind.
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>>680606454
lulz
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Doesn't matter. Keep posting.
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>>680606467
yea i hear u. dis whole world is so fucked. we are born into such a shiity place ruled by cunts. u cant just make ur own farm on your own land. u gotta work for some dipshit. fuck this society. I say u should have fun first. shit steal some credit cards. or identiy theft. fuck. way more lucrative than robbing a bank. then spend dat shit on some hookers and heroin. fuck. lol.
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>>680605199
you eat a lot of red meat? ed precedes heart failure, eat a salad or start counting down
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>>680606533
I was shot in Reno, the man stood over me watching me bleed out. I didn't, and now I'm coming for him.
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>>680606848
hookers and heroin dealers take credit cards?
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im 23 and I have a crush on a 14 year old
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>>680606993
Ofc, it's the current year. What did you expect ?
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>>680607082
U female or male?
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>>680606959
I've been on a diet for about 2 weeks now, white meats only and I have been eating salads.

I'm on 1,500 calories, supposedly I should be down to 213 by the end of next month if the Under Armor "MyFitness Pal" app is to be trusted.
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>>680607142
>not him

wtf do you think dumbass
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>>680607082
>>680607082
>'23'
>uses 'crush'
13 year old faggot detected
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>>680606993
silly.. if u are asking that...then u are nub. or NSA. lol.
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>>680606055
dubz czeched
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>>680607082
I'm 18 and dating a 16 year old. Not legal in my state. RJ won't do shit. Idc though, I love her. Fuck commiefornia sometimes.
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I have no problem climbing up ladders, doesn't matter how tall. but I get anxious as fuck climbing down.
this seems like it would be common to me, but no one ive told this seems to feel the same way
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>>680605470
Do tell.
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>>680607082
I know the feel, i'm 23 and my crush is 15 (close to 16), but in my defense, she looks older and isn't as retarded as many cunts of my age.
Is painful, but well i don't wanna go to the jail, lel.
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>>680605470
Story time
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I fucked a tree twice
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>be 25 female
>go on omegle
>talk to 13 year old boys
>send them nudez
>make their underage dicks hard
>cum hard
>feel guilty for 3 weeks
>repeat
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>>680607316
I get the same feeling tbh
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>>680607511
Timestamp w/ tits or GTFO
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I once wrote a suicide note and tried to get myself mentally able to kill myself.
I left it under a couch for people to find when they decided to move furniture for whatever reason.
Things got better, so I ended up not wanting to kill myself, but I probably wouldn't have been mentally able to kill myself anyway.
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>>680604673
i've never dated a girl but i've almost dated 3, 2 of which moved away or vice versa, the last one drastically changed her personality.
>pic related
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>>680607761
Same anon, I always get close and feel like "now's the time" but just never fucking do it in the end
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>>680606964
I was a gun in Reno, and someone shot another guy with me, and then just stood over the poor bastard. It was like that cunt was just watching him die. Shit was fucked man.
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>>680607511
What would people say if a 25 year old man sent nude pictures to 13 year old girls and got off doing it?
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>>680607315
Yeah I would never do anything about it, but i think she likes me and it makes me think about if i lived in the past when that was more acceptable.
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>>680607146
good for you mate, keep it up. dont be the anon that goes quietly. play any sports?
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I use to record over blockbuster tapes with midget porn, typically family friendly tapes.
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>>680607315
is it illegal to date a minor if you're 18? am i missing something? i thought it was ok but secks was a no no
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>>680607316
That tremendous feel
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>>680608056
I feel hella guilty i know its terrible, when i was 16 I dated a 23 year old, talked to older men online and got naked when i was 13, when i was 15 my bf who was 18 made me let 4 guys masturbate to me while i touched myself. Doesn't make it right but ive done some weird shit and olny intese stuff like that, incest,and beastiality get me off
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>>680608271
>she
You blew a vagina?
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>>680604673
I found out Victoria's secret...

She's a whore.
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>>680607459
But was it the same tree both times?
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>>680608160
Honestly, I'm afraid I may go to jail over this girl. In just one year I could have her fully with out worrying, but everytime I hear a helicopter overhead... I walk a little faster.
>>680608304
In commiefornia it is mostly illegal
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>>680607511
nice, i would like to see those nudes
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>>680608204
Used to as a kid. Not so much anymore. Was thinking of joining a gym.
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>>680608518
Wait, so according to your post, 16 isn't ok but 17 is?
wat
i thought 17 was still a minor.
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>>680608699
seconded
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Fuck off question guy.
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>>680604911

me too bro. me too.
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>>680608749
No, it'll be her birthday tomorrow, she'll be 17. Then one year after. Her birthday it the 23rd.
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I am in an incestuous relationship with my sister
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>>680609068
oh that makes sense, i'm sure if you were only 18 or 19 nobody would give a shit.
even still if the genders were reversed.
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i have sucked this girls dirty toes several times
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I set a spy cam on my bathroom when I get female visits
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my secret? extremely attracted to my mom, stole nudes off of her phone that I now jerk off to a lot
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>>680609176

go on
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>>680609446
You gonna talk about nudes and not oost em? Aight, faggot.
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>>680609176
Story time
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>>680609272
any decent pics of those feets? im tryin ta fap over here.
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>>680609272
She looks like a friend of mine from high school. She isn't, but she looks like her.
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>>680609558
hmmm, should I?
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I haven't taken my ADHD meds in over 4 months because I don't believe in ADHD nor do I believe in taking drugs chronicly will ever solve anything.

Tonight however i'm really starting to think about my choices in these pasts months and I have notice very sporadic and depressive behavior. I've completely flunked all my classes this semester in college because I've given up on all of them and I have yet to look for any job and have yet to have one even though I'm approaching 21.

I do not know how to take this all in.
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I dated a girl for a year and a half and didn't have sex with her
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>>680604973
but without bills tho
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>>680609847
What did you do for 18 months? enjoy each others company? Faggot.
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I have an obsession with my girlfriend's sexual past. I found out she was sexually assaulted young and had sex with 16ish people by 21. I logged onto her Facebook and found out she fucked a guy who was 30 when she was 17 and now every time i think about that stuff i get anxiety. But its like i crave and enjoy the anxious rush. I read everything there is to read in her fb messages and found out she also had a couple three ways. I'm kinda jealous cuz i never had sex till 20 but she had her first consentual at 14 and shes done so much more than me, especially in a casual setting. I also found some sex tapes she made with an ex on her comp that she forgot about. I asked if we could make a sex tape but she was super apprehensive about it. I hid my cellphone and an old one in the room on video last night and secretly recorded my own tape. Its way better than her old ones way more passionate. I know i need to stop all this but its so hard because shes all I can think about. We have a healthy and productive relationship other than this and I dont want to hurt her :( Its also hard because she isn't tech savvy at all so I feel like there's no way id ever get caught. Ive told her about some of the Facebook thing and seeing her sex tape so she knows something is up just not the full extent.
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>>680604673
I cheated on my GF with a MILF. I think I have fallen in love with her, but she is 17 older than me. She is married, but she is going to get divorced. She is hot as fuck, much more than my GF, who is 3 years younger than me.
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>>680604673
i want to show someone me masturbating on snapchat (im a man)
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>>680604673
you do this same nigger thread everyday. fuck off nigger.
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>>680608518
wait it's still illegal if you don't have a sexual relationship?
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I like to sucks cock and I'm a guy. Only one other person knows.
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>>680610237
Yes, being in a relationship of that manner is 'corruption of a minor ". Doesn't help that we are rather sexual.
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>>680610027
Normal relationship shit I'm sure I spent at least 8k on her too. We did foreplay shit like I'd finger her and eat her out and she would jack me off or dance sexually while I jack off. I wish I raped her but i never had condoms on hand
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>>680610263
AND now, so do 59 others.
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>>680610263

Everyone knows, steve.
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>>680610145
Pics of milf and gf? We can help you chose.
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>>680610145
Here's something to think about.

She's going to probably get way older and wrinkley before you do.

Looks are temporary and there's no way around that. Stay with your GF, she's going to be looking better for much longer.
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>Grew up on my grandparents' farm
>Lost or virginity together at young age behind the barn
>Still going hard and heavy after 20 years
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>>680610403
>8 THHHOUSANDD dollars
>not even a blowie

Most expensive broad ever.
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>>680610365
shit. you should probably keep it on the ultra dl then, delete all evidence you have on your phone (if you're stupid enough to have any) act like you broke up (around people you know) hell, maybe tell her about what's happening and leave for a year. if she really loves you and wants to date you she will understand.
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>>680610866
Lol, yeah. At this point though doing any of that wouldn't even matter. They could arrest me at any point for this down the line. So fuck it. want more pictures?(not of current gf, of ex.)
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I'm a vigilante in my city, wanted by the police for excessive violence on dealers.
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>>680611204
Does your car turn into a tank, Bruce?
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>>680604673
I cheat on my fiancee, a lot
I basically executed a jihadi in afghanistan

>>680610403
8grand and 18months and you didn't even get to fuck her? I'd say you were king of the betas, but king implies you're something other than utterly pathetic
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>>680604673
I recently found myself in the situation where my biggest lie was about to be revealed. I didn't see any way out until I realized a quote from The Unit:
>The best way out of a jam: confess to something illegal, immoral or embarrassing

Now people think I'm gay, but my secret stays safe.
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>>680611607
You killed a man?
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>>680611607
What's the secret anon
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>>680611047
no, man. thanks though, i'm just trying to help a /b/ro through a rough time. it seems pretty genuine if you're willing to go to jail over it, so good luck man, imo the best way to do it is the legal way, but just dont do anything stupid.
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>>680611678
>>680611676
I'm a vigilante. No killing though.
Long story but things in life made me realize how much petty evil there is and after experiencing too much of it, you just can't stand by anymore.
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>>680611831
I know, thanks for looking out /b/rother. and yes it is rather genuine. I wish I could go back and do things the right way. But it's too late for that. I'm off to bed now
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>>680611324

not anymore lol
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I secretly want to masturbate to gay porn..
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I once sucked on my moms used dildo while fapping. Insta regret.
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>>680612225
What's your name? 4man? The autist of mom's kitchen?
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>>680612628
Then go do it bro. It's not a big deal. My fifth grade wrestling coach used to masturbate to gay porno with the whole team. We would all sit around as a group and just tug one out. It doesn't make you gay. I mean we all turned out gay , but it's not from that.
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>>680612760
98 percent chance she used it on your dad or her boyfriend.
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ex gave me a footjob under the table while eating lunch at mcdonalds, cum blasted on her feet, my chin, and some on my fucking mcdouble. ate it anyways, didnt wipe cum on my chin and shirt, kids saw us and told their parents.
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I sucked off a big black cock because im a sissy faggot.
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>>680610608
No, bc I dont have anyone on this device and I'll have to get it from FB.

GF: 30y/o tall, big ass and tits but fat (BBW), very nice face, fun by day but boring in bedroom (2 fucks per month). Working as sales women on a big company without possibility of grew up on her carreer if she doesn't leave these job, she is engenieer but she is in her com. Wants to have children.

MILF: 47y/o. Short, very nice tits, small but thigth ass, very classy, meh face. Running her own biz. One children (10y/o) who knowns me and gets on well whit me (I'm his tutor). Fucks as angels, squirts, likes anal sex. Pretty boring conversation, she's always thinking about clothes and social partys. Better for make contacts.
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I'm 32 and will probably commit suicide in the next few years.

No friends, no family, no hobbies and a shity janitor job. I'm not sure if I could have an interaction that lasts longer than 10 seconds with another person at this point.

Lately I've stopped showering and shaving and lay in bed till I go work. I'm fat. I feel so numb that sometimes my eyes lose focus when driving. It's like my soul is dying or something I can't describe it.
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>>680609602
POSTED
>>680610627
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I sucked and fucked my mom's 9 inch long 6 inch thick dildo while wearing her clothes once. I took pics of it all and sent it to a random guy because i wanted pics of his big black cock. I came while it was in my ass and i dont regret it.
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i come to 4chan and make shit up for the lulz.
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>>680613751
pics of didnt happend
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>>680610489
Lt. Dan reporting in Sir! I'll GET my space shuttle legs to Russia ASAP!
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>>680613830
I used snapchat to send it before kik had video
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>>680613519
ohh
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>>680613519
Welcome to depression brother. It can be managed, it's just a matter of figuring out what works for you and having the willpower to do it. Good luck!
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>>680613125
I came close to cumming one time. Shit was intense but idk it just feels weird if i came to it.
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>>680613519
You can change if you want, it's your choice
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I've never been able to orgasim during sex and often fake it when I'm with my boyfriend. Always dream of it though.
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>>680610609
follows this anon's common sense cheater anon
>id like a milf too
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I'm closet bi but you all make it worse by being faggot cucks 24/7.

Thanks, /b/
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>>680614516
Make sure to jerk your feminine penis while he penetrates your anus.
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>>680614516
nice tits
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>>680607082
I'm 28 and fell in love with 16yo asian emo chick over a webcam...
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>>680604673
i spend my welfare money on camwhores, tobacco and alcoholic ginger beer.
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>>680614922
Oh thanks. I've been growing them for 20 years
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>>680604673
i fucking hate the desu, banana, and even ma nigga garlic breaders of the board

MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN


COOK DEM CLAMS
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>>680607146
i only eat a pack of ramen after a workday. lost 14lbs in 2 weeks
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>>680615058
Any more? :3
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>>680615058
your diligent and enduring persistence has paid off. you've done well.
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>>680606580
you miss your ex who was trap? pix?
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>>680610609
>>680614530
thanks, but the best point of my GF isn't her body, is her funny mind and a nice live on common. MILF is all passion and sex, and phisically is nicer than my GF are gonna be on his whole life.
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>>680606467
You're gonna wash ashore, idiot.
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>>680608016
I was Reno, and there was a guy in me, who shot another guy and watched him bleed
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>>680609830
Trust me, ADHD is real. I have it too and those meds can save your education.
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>>680615181
>>680615197

How about this?
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>>680615614
i want to give you that orgasm your dreaming of.
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>>680615893

Oh thanks?
It's not possible. No matter your size or experienced you are. It would never happen. Shitty body.
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>>680616095
well that certainly is unfortunate. can you manually bring yourself to orgasm or are you just completely shit out of luck?

my last post was intended to be a genuinely sincere compliment though. i feel for you.
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>>680615614
hard as diamonds
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>>680615614
dude you have some kind of weird cut on your wiener you should go to the doctor lol
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>>680613125
Questionable ethics right there

>tfw that one wrestling team that all turned out gay
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>>680615614
you look pretty fucking fat. Maybe you could orgasm if you lost some weight. It's probably just you being so self-conscious, about being fat, and having weird titties, makes you stressed so you can't get off.
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>>680616251

I can manually. It doesn't work during sex though. Shit, right?
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>>680614516
Feel free to jill off whilst coitusing if it helps. Something like 30% of women are in your situation, I've read.
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>>680605550
man you are so special
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>>680616298

Well bonus picture for you.
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>>680613125
kek
what was it that turned you all gay tho?
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>>680616511

Ha ^-^ I'm not insecure about my body or my weight. You're likely double the weight of me, bigger tits than me, fuck your back tits are bigger than my front ones!

I solute you, sir. Teach me your back titty ways.
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I get most of my food from dumpster diving.

If I tell anyone irl they think I'm a degenerate hobo.

Nobody seems to understand the difference between sell by and off food,
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>>680616754
thank you

i'll try as hard as i can to give u an orgasm

Do you have it being alone?
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>>680616785
we were all the wrestling team, weren't you listening? You have to at least be bi-curious to sign up it's the gayest sport ever. You basically try to hold a man down while you are on top of him.
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>>680615614
gorgeous.
More!
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>>680616981
>I'm not insecure about my body or my weight
maybe you should be orca
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>>680616785
getting fucked by the coach
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>>680616982
Oh shit, ive done that for years.
Saved SOOOO many money.
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>>680604673
I got a nice gf, younger than me, 10/10 bod, 8/10 face. But then theres this girl from campus, about the same face as gf, bigger bewbs, but smaller ass, and i think she likes me, like she literally asked me for my number, and gave me hers later because i didnt text her i guess, always hugs me realy tenderly, touches my shoulders and knees and shit, etc, etc. but the problem is, i think its getting to me and im starting to like her. i find myself thinking about her and shit, but i also love my gf. its all weird in my head. wat do?
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>>680616687
well i suppose that's better than not at all. but honestly i know several girls who have never been able to get off during actual intercourse. usually their spouses/mates have to resort to toys or other means of stimulation. i'm not in your same position, but i imagine your bf probably feels sort of bad about it too. that kind of shit usually weighs on their partner pretty heavily.

so yeah that does suck... sorry. hopefully you nor your relationship aren't overly stressed by it, still think you're pretty damn attractive
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>>680617028

We could make a good team? Orca and Sperm Whale spectacular!
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>>680617306
no you look like you smell like cat piss
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>>680617188

He doesn't know. Plus the sex always gives me something to get off to when he's not around.

Attractive? I could have the face of a burn victim.
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>>680617119
What about a whole wrestling team?
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I have an obsession with Twitch from Rainbow Six Siege. I want to bully her, ruin her friendships and work relationships, and I want to make her miserable. I want to record every time she breaks down, and I want to make sure she's blamed for anything and everything that goes wrong.
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>>680617406
As many guys that could fill her
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>>680617390

I don't own a cat. Dog piss perhaps?

Though I have a question, how can something look like the smell of something? Maybe you're just looking at my pictures but getting a whiff of your own crotch? Or maybe belly wripple. Who knows?
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>>680617539
you gonna post this in every thread?
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I have a major crush on this dude af af tbh af. He can't ever know tho bc he doesn't feel the same
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>>680617581
I've got nothing better to do
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>>680617396
well everyone has different quirks. that's what makes life interesting. even if you have the face of a burn victim, you have the body of an attractive woman. nobody has the best of everything, so you should acknowledge and celebrate the things they do have.
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>>680617708
Go to gym, or run or something like that
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>>680617063
Clearly didnt use the saved money on English lessons
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went out of my way to catch my ex girls new bf cheating and im wondering if i should tell/show her? pretty sure she wouldnt like the way i found out so should probs just stay quite.
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>>680606249
Is she fucking with a married man???
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>>680617579
quit arguing with him you stupid whore that's what he wants
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>>680617848
Can't. My legs don't work since Iraq
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>>680617756

Ha thanks ^-^
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>>680617119
Who could I get to fuck her
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>>680618015
I appreciate you answering for me, but I've never been to Iraq and my legs still work
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>>680618075
where are you anon?
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>>680618142
Uk
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>>680618015
at least you have all that extra freedom though now that you won from the iraqis
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>>680618189
midlands
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>>680618131
Oops sorry. I thought he was posting to me because I keep posting about my crush on twitch from rainbow 6
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>>680618232
Need a huge group
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I have crippling anxiety and depression and it's starting to destroy my life and my relationship with my gf im 27
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>>680604673
its not a secret but i know adolf hitlers physical location right at this second i can point to it on a map ill give it you for the small price of one bullet
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>>680618015
merrican fag everyone hates you
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>>680618211
I never went to Iraq, it's someone else. I could probably exercise more but it's not going to get rid of my obsession. I guess I'm alright with having it anyway
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>>680613519
Start a paleo diet. No more carbs. You'll shed weight and feel better.
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>>680618211
Yes, but I miss running through the waves at the beach
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>>680609750
Duh
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>>680618321
Not America. Am kurdish
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>>680618033
you bet. thanks for sharing... well... everything, i guess. good luck and keep up the good work cultivating those titties.
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>>680617119
I'll fuck her

ES

My cawk>
>>680616988
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>>680618522
Need big group
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>>680618254
Well either you're tryig to be an ass, or you don't know how to read linked posts
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banged my sister
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>>680618580
you should need at least 12 stout men to bring that whale in
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lets see if i leave this wretched website once and for all
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>>680609699
Ashley pontanovic?
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>>680606993
Decent prostitutes does
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>>680618595
I'm not American. I'm kurd. Can you not read
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>>680618476
well then, i apologise. kurds need some justice, keep fighting the good fight, lil nigga
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>>680617135
polygamy
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I have everything but proof my exgirlfriend cheated on me. Including proof she lied about where she was, what she was doing, what she said about me to the guy she probably cheated with, lied about work schedule, lied about her conversations with that guy, and she was showing many common signs of cheating. Example. We were at the bar and she got a text, then pulls her phone really close to her chest, which is the opposite of how she was acting all night with it. So I look over and read, "Did you have a good time last night?" She types something along the lines of yes and immediately deletes several messages and then breaks up with me when I confront her about it. The night in question, she told me she was working from 12 to 4. After she gets off work, she texts me shes home, and does not text again until around 8:30, says she napped, and I go over to her house and she literally says she hurts too much to have sex and falls asleep. I found her punch card for that day, it said she worked from 6 to 7. I asked the guy about it and he said he didn't even talk to her that day and that he was drinking with buddies. I know for a fact that's a lie at least, because I saw her phone that night and she had texted him or received a text from him, after she contacted me that night. She also tells me she doesn't have an alibi for napping. Her dad literally does nothing but sit i the living room all day and watch tv, doesn't sleep until 10. I got there at nine. This isn't even the first time something like this happened. This would be the third or fourth. And then later on tells me she met up with the guy the day after we broke up and she made out with him in the park and that he stuck his hand in her pants and she told him no. That's apparently as far as that went. She refused to answer (continually dodged the question) why she would even make out with him in the first place if she didn't cheat.
All this, and I still beat my self up and get mad my self for looking at her phone.
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>>680619200
nigga tl;dr
but break up and forget and move one
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>>680619200
TL;DR

Who cares, EX is the word.
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>>680607197
Well what else would you say fag?
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I piss in the shower, and masturbate.
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Knew this girl who would bum cigarettes off of me in college, she came to the door to bum a cig after a party; drunk and high she laid down on my bed. Bumbed her leg, she was really out. I fucked her, thought my heart was going to explode it was beating so fast. I finished, wiped her off a little and then slept on the floor. She never said anything about it and still bummed cigs from me, I was unsure if she knew.
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>>680619449
hell maine, everybody pisses in the shower
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>>680619547
noice
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>>680619200
time to put you into overhaul mode.

leave the bitch and hit the weights my friend, lift your way to freedom and greater life satisfaction
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>>680619634
Am doing actually
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my sister got raped by to niggers and I jacked off thinking about it more then 20 times
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