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>>680599787
Microwave

Eat

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So you guys can see the underside where the hourglass is. its a florida species.

will deliver with whatever

Put on sammich with mayo. Then eat.

slap it with your dick

>>680600211
Stop taking the dubs OP!!!

If dubs use acid on it

>>680599787
Kill it with fire

Stick it up your ass

Smash it with your tongue

>>680600096
This

Jam it into your urethra.

Fuck it and then stick it up your ass

let it crawl on your dick

let it go free

>>680599787
Save it for potential suicide help requests on /b/.

Kill it with your boner.

>>680600211
Get acid or bleach and drown the fucker

Or put her over low heat so she slowly slowly burns alive

>>680600541
Rolling for this

>>680600096
Yes

Let it bite your dick

Get him a moviestar career.

Old age?

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>>680600677

>>680600677
Fucktard

Tie it up And pick its leg one by one

>>680599787
swallow it

Roll for the microwave

>>680600677
>>680600677
>Rolling for this
Winrur

>>680600096
Rolling for this

yyy

>>680600613
Ive been bitten by one of these fuckers before. Of all the things I'd have a /b/tard do, it wouldnt be death by one of these fuckers

>>680600677
OP won't deliver

>>680600677
Rip op hurting for you already

>>680600096
dis gonn be gud

>>680600677
winrar

>>680599787
What audi do you have?

>>680600677
>Winrur
DO it feggit, stick it up your urethra

Rerolling for microwave because OP isnt gonna do that

>>680600815

OP is a niggerfaggot

>>680600096
If OP won't deliver then this

>>680599787
Let free in pooper.

Op is not gonna do it. Keep rolling boys

Snort it

>>680600677
OP probably wont
>>680600733
Fuck sake anon
>>680600096
Rolling for this

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Put a little gasoline in the glass, pour a puddle of gas next to it, toss lit match into glass but tip over, as the burning little fuck is crawling out it land into a bigger puddle of gasoline.

>>680600950
roll

>>680601133
Winrar

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>>680601133
WINRAR
Double dubs

>>680601133 this is pure evil. deliver op!

Cum in the jar

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>>680600677
Oh fuck.

Any ideas on how to stuff a spider in my dick?

>>680600755
Windows 10

>>680601133
Do this op!

>>680601133
double dubs...

>>680599787
if you sell the spider to animal control facility you could sell each female for about 80 dollars and males for like 40

>>680601133
Double doubles outrank single doubles. This is new winrar

>>680600096
Rolling for this

>>680601281
No need for that op do the double dubs

>>680601372
Bump

>>680601281
Shove it in dont worry m8 it's fine

>>680601281
You can do that after the fucker is already dead OP. Burn the fucker!!!>>680601133

>>680601281
Fuck that OP, go with new winrar

>>680601281
Double dubs win over dubs. Save your self the pain OP

>>680601281
Don't do it m8

>>680601372
>>680601392
>>680601133

thank fuck. As luck would have it I've got gas on hand since I have to replace my fuel filter.

Sorry for slow posting, have to upload from phone then resize on pc before reposting

will deliver with pics, give me 5 minutes

>>680601281
this the first when /b/ is tell you not to do it. I would advise you to do the double dubs OP

>>680601685
We'll be here op

>>680601777
TRIPSSS

>>680601281
cute peepee, OP

>>680601777
Wasted trips

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>>680601685

>>680601856
sorry

>>680601685
can't wait OP burn the fucker

>>680599787
Let it crawl inside your ear

>>680602157
Rolling

>>680602233
winrar

>>680602157
>>680602233
Already finished fucktards

test

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>>680602233
holy fuck another double dubs

>>680602292
There's been a double dubs already faggots

>>680602157
>>680602233
>>680602292
Already have a winrar, read the fucking thread.

heat it up and then eat it

I was really hoping for the microwave. Burning is second best though

>>680602496
Holy shit we already have a winner. Why the fuck don't people read the thread.

>>680602569
Right? I think being fucking retarded comes with using /b/

>>680602569
Stick it up your ass

>>680601281
microwave it to kill it so its will be safer.

>>680602386
Rolling.

>>680602724
Help! A newfag is being mean to me!

Faggot.

>>680602569
Rolling.

OP is probably dead by now

Up your pooper

>newfags everywhere

Haha guys I'm not gonna show pics, I'm going to hospital right now. I'LL MAKE ANOTHER THREAD LATER SO ABANDON THIS ONE

>>680602724
Go to bed Timmy

Op, don't put it in your urethra, kill it and eat it, we'll still be friends if you do that

>>680602897
Baitt

>>680602844
Checked

>>680602897
not op FAGGOT

>>680602897
Show dem pics you faker

HE's GOING TO BURN IT YOU FUCKING AUTISTS!!!!! Just chill and wait. OP will deliver

>>680602844
newfag

Find another big, make em fight.

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>>680602844

>>680603033
Fuck. I meant bug.

>>680603033
WINNRAR

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>>680603111

>>680603111
Too late faggot

Rape your own mother whilst spider is in room, post results..

>>680603018
THIS THANK YOU

>>680603111
Its already over you cuck

Get paper, light it on fire and place it in the jar, then close the lid.

Profit?????

Someone already got dubs you fucking autist pieces of shit READ THE THREAD

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Damn. The number of 12 year olds on this thread!!!

>>680599787
Stick it up your ass, post results.

@680603280
U

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>>680602897
fuck you faget

>>680603376
Light it

>>680603280
You know what just let them roll it'll keep the thread alive. Fuck it fucking retards

>>680603402
>>680603376
Ooh so close

>>680603376
Post the shit already and stop taking my bait nigger

>>680603376
YES OP YES

>>680603376
Hello again OPAPA

fuck a nigger with AIDS then cum on spider

Do like we do in rural Missouri. Make it fight a brown recluse. Brown recluse usually wins because it's a more active hunter, but you never know.

Set it loose inside the Audi that key belongs to

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>>680603347

>>680603591
Wtf

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>>680603376

>>680603669
Well we have spider infestations and jars. You do the math.

>>680603676

Awww shit nigga

>>680603676
IM SO READY

>>680603676
post vid

>>680603676
ITS LIT

>>680603676
OP POST VID

>>680603669
whats hard to understand here ? Is your autism getting in the way ?

This sucks. Would've rather seen it fight other bug

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>>680603676
KILL IT WITH FIRE

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>>680603676

>>>680603676
>KILL IT WITH FIRE
ayyyyy

>>680603875
Yes
autism

>>680603875
Maybe because anon isn't use to your redneck ways kek

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>>680603932

>>680603932
rip in peace spiderbro

>>680603932
It's lit boys

did you seriously carefully perch your weed pipe on your keyboard so it was in the shot

>>680603994
>>680603669

Samefag

>>680603932
Post dead body

>>680603669
https://youtu.be/GblOSfiJGg4

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still waiting for the glass to cool down, so we can see what this little prick looks like

wait....OP can sometimes not be a faggot? This shakes my very understanding of the world.

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>>680604119
Wrong as always, /b/

>>680604248
just wait /b/ro.

theres still a whole other dubs to satisfy.

>>680604238
Kek

>>680604248
Did he ddo what the first dubs commanded? No? OP is still faggot.

>>680604315
Are you using chan for 4chan?

>>680604344
Double dubs wins over dubs faggot

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>>680603932

>>680604315
shopped

>>680604344
He did what double dubs commanded. Double dubs > single dubs. Learn the rules faggot.

>>680604422
It was not first you faggot, OP asked for dubs not double dubs.

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>>680604319
It's time to stop

>>680604521
If you wanted a spider in a dick why don't you shove one down there yourself

>>680604672
Because im not OP, so i dont have to. Besides Recluses are easier to find here in orygun.

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>>680604672
Roasted

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>>680603932
beautiful

>>680604760
>orygun
>Oregon
>white red neck trailer trash confirmed?

Now eat it.

>>680604941
More like patriotic american stuck in the middle of a liberal hellhole like portland. Kill me. I have severe depression, why else would i come on 4chan.

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>>680605053
To see spiders get tortured by way of flame. Then shoved into urethra

>>680605053
Well next time milk the spider and inject the poison with some heroin.

>>680605053
It's okay anon there's always schools to shoot up ya crazy kid

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>>680604521
double dubs wins on the double dubs discussion

if i stick this spider in my dick this better get fucking archived

>>680605177
And seeing people harm themselves to be acclped by others is pretty funny
>>680605186
Double negatives equal a positive right

>>680605320
Yum looks tasty

>>680605320
Op if you do it this shit will become a legendary thread

>>680605320
Do it for kek
It will go on bestof4chan on twatter

>>680605320
That's not a black widow.

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>>680605441
Legendary bread is legendary

>>680599787
Down your PP

>>680605455
WINRAR

>>680605384
Wait, what?

>>680600677
FUCKED

>>680605455
Aww shiet boi

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>>680605501
Oh really you're an expert at identifying spiders in a shitty picture after they've been set on fire?

>>680605672
Sometimes i wonder what would happen if i shot myself then i just convince myself that it wouldnt be the most sanitary and safest option.

But seriously, that wasn't a widow. Not southern black widow or northern or even a red or brown widow.

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>>680605501
I doubt he swapped spiders... It probably changed color while being torched. Like most meat when cooked.

Douchebag.

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>>680605501
did you not see what I posted earlier about it being a florida breed?
look a little closer at the spiders underside

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>>680605724
Fucking kek

>>680605724
Not him, but look at the legs. Widows don't normally have banding like that.

>>680605875
Rip op

>>680605950
That's because it's a brown widow ya ding dongs

>>680605724
About as legit as a lagoste shirt

>>680605807
Two barrels in the woods. Saw it off so you don't pull an arseface.

>>680605320
That spider is well roasted!

>>680605724
No. Its all the pictures. That's not s member of the widow family.

>>680605875
Do it, sir

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>>680606062

>>680605875
Do you have a syringe, like for kids meds. Put the spooder into a small amount of water and suck her up into the syringe then inject down jap eye.

I mean , thats how I've always been taught to dock spiders.

>>680605875
Do it OP. Spider in dick hole will make you a super hero

>>680606295
Wtf you cant suck up a spoder into a syringe

>>680605875
A brow bone widow? What's it doing there?

Flush the spider

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>>680605950

>>680606411
Gotta juice the motherfucker first. then syringe it

PUT SPODER IN PEE HOLE NAO

>>680606512
Goddamn thats sick

DO IT

DO IT

Not every spider is a black widow.... Especially not this spider. That being said, shove it up the tip of your dong and post results. Doubles get!

>>680604238

That file name.

>>680606192
Yes it fucking is. It took me 2 seconds to google the shit and find out that black widows in Florida have banding on their legs.

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Just do it OP

I gotta go to bed OP JUST DO IT FAGGOT

>>680606737
But he's not in Florida. Also not all. Just the brown ones. You also have red and black.

DO IT, FAGGOT.

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>>680606723

>>680601281
Nice dick, op.

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it burns. like its burning me back.
theres still some gas on it trying to drip into my dick
>>680606852
i am in florida, read the thread faggot

>>680606878
THIS IS THE CALL OF 4CHAN, AND THE CALL HAD BEEN CALLED.

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DO IT OP. You said you'd stick a spider in your japs eye tomorrow yesterday. JUST DO IT

>>680606982
endless orgasm

>>680606982
use a pen or pencil tip and push it in

>>680606982
Stuff it in. Stuff it in.

Fucking Finally
Damn, I can go back to being a faggot

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OP delivered today is a good day

Be safe op. Dont want ur dick to fall off

Anyone screencapping?!

>>680606982
You can do it OP. Pain is transient but spider in dick hole makes you a hero for life!

>>680606982
I will praise you as the new Jesus if you do it.

Spiderman Thread?

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>>680606982
Now eat it

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`good thread everyone now go back lurking

Going out for a smoke. Op try not to die and get the thread deleted while I'm gone.

>>680606982
Go.

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>>680606982
OP, 2016

>>680599787
Free it.

>>680607709
WE NEED A NEW THREAD IF THIS ONE 404s

can someone post capcha of thos thred ?

>>680607797
far too late lad

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>>680607797
What is wrong with you?

>>680606982
trips get, OP takes the spider's face and pushes it down onto his urethra opening to see if the venom can pour out into him.

>>680607935
roll

>>680607935
reroll

>>680607914
>>680607895
Posted as soon a sI could when I saw it frontpaged, ayy
At least he's going down a legend.

>>680606982
Stuff it down, damn it.

anyone got a screencap?

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>>680607935
>"hey OP i heard you almost died once wtf happened"
>lol i shoved this roasted black widow down my dick hole

Its okay now op. You can let it go. Set the spider free. Don't hurt yourself.

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>>680601291
>10