>>680597022
ilegal things

>>680597022
hire someone to find you and kill you

>>680597022
1,000,000 $1 hookers

>>680597295
Why not one $1,000,000 hooker?

Cocaine and hookers

>>680597022
Buy minecraft from microsoft and then shut it down. :^)

>>680597476
is the amount not the cost

Invest it and live off the interest. Like any smart person would.

>>680597022
put it away until after school, then once I find a job budget only 100-300$ from it, no need for so much. Maybe convert a large amount into a good/service that doesnt depreciate or doesnt depreciates that fast so I can see other opportunities to make more money

Put it all in n Bitcoin

>>680597711
its just money, gotta own it. Not let it own you

>>680597504
haha beat me to it!

buy some nice shit and then burn money infront of poor people for keks

>>680597022
Save enough for living a simple life.
Weed
All I want/need

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>>680597022

blackjack and hookers

>>680597022
go to a poor country to be the king

Hunger games on some remote island, the only survivor takes $10 mil, the rest are production costs.

>>680597022
>straight to the shooting range

Distribute it with my /b/ros

>>680597022
buy a several of vacation house's rent it out to people

>hoard all my money pretend as if it doesnt exist.

>>680597711
It's 100 million dollars. You could wipe your ass with gold plated money it'd still be tough to spend it all before you die.

>>680597022
Work on creating robot

Buying a lot of LSD

>>680597022
Put in the bank and live off of the interest.

Renounce my American citizenship. Move to Monaco, and fuck models on my yacht.

>>680597022
Build virtual moot
Profit???

buy some nice tropical island and go live there

>>680598143
You're an idiot.
You could spend it in one shot.

burn it like the joker in batman on national tv

Buy more money

A lot of coke, oxy, and clean hookers.

buy a house and live in it with my mom

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>>680598616
>clean
>hookers
Pick one

>>680598473
Yeah if you buy the a fucking planet.

>>680598703
nice try

>Acquire Land
>Build Research laboratory
>????????
>Science Bitches.

>>680598708
That much money could turn a woman into a hooker for you. I never said it had to be worn out hookers. Fresh off the press whores

>>680597022

go to any girl i know and ask for how much they would bang

>>680598777
You're still a fucking idiot.

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>>680598777
a bridge across a medium-size river costs more than that.

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>>680598803
thought it would work

>>680597022
Blow and prostitutes then die like John Belushi

>Suck my ass tiny dicked modfags

>>680598848
I don't even know what to do with a million dollars.
Bitches still ain't loyal.

>>680599054
Speedball for the win

>>680598848
Again
>Fresh
>Hookers
Pick one unless ur into necrophilia

>>680597022
Bring back Troika games and try to buy the Fallout title from Bethesda, because they suck at creating a good Fallout game.

>>680599138
Go out like a fucking legend

Save a part of it.

Invest another part of it.

Enjoy a little.

>>680599346
Fucking normfag

>>680599326
2nd best plan so far

Buy a statue of Neil Diamond completely built out of cotton swabs, then bury the rest of the money

For all the inexperienced kids here, let me breakdown the difference between a prostitute and a hooker

A prostitute is a person who gets paid AFTER fucking
A hooker is a prostitute who is killed while having sex and shit goes wrong.

Hire a lawyer, tax advisor, and an estate planner. Let them figure it out.

Or 100,000,000 handjobs in burma

>>680597022
give it to poor
actually no. buy hookers, shitloads of alcohol and drugs and end my life by living decent millionaire life. Also build giant golden statue of dick with my name on it so everybody had to look at it

>>680597022
Move to UK and fuck slags

>>680600064
Fuck that, Amsterdam whores are the top shelf whores

>>680600128
Again, if they're hookers then they're already dead

>Dipshit

>>680600317
nobody cares you faggot

>>680600128
Too bad your poor underage in reality

>>680598143
With that much money it would literally be easy to just put a portion away, let it stack, and pull out when the economy is in recovery mode. Hedge funds need a minimum of 1M to get started, let alone 90M that I would use for it. I wouldnt mind building a school and experimenting with effective ways to teaching/learning. Literally learning how to learn with the information of what we have today on human condition and development.

Buy a big patch of desert in Nevada, build a decent house and fill it with guns and hookers.

>>680598254
Fucking get a plane and rain hundreds of thousands of cards containing doses over a densely populated city.

invest enough so the earnings will keep me well-off for life, use the rest to build a huge secure, self-sustaining compound in the middle of nowhere in a national forest or some shit (thinking northern new mexico or montana), hopefully never see another human ever again.

>>680597022
Build an orphanage and then burn it to the ground, glorying in the screams of the innocents.

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>>680600380
U wot m8?

Buy all terorists, Hire a bus and drive it off a clif. then buy weed until i die of a overdose on weed.

>>680597507
Microsoft brought Minecraft for over 1billion

>>680600474
Easy Chum, u cant by dead people

200 chicks at the same time.

>>680600632
>Overdose on weed
Being this retarded

>>680600317
your distinction is bullshit. If people actually used it it would be redundant when people say "dead hookers", which they do.

hooker/prostitute/escort are not different things, they just sell their services in different places and at different price levels. It has nothing to do with being alive or dead

nothing

>>680598662
Your mom better be hot.

>>680600812
No when a prostitute is dead, then shes just a hooker

>>680599326
I'd bring back THQ

>>680600939
according to you and only you, a noted faggot on the internet

>>680600812
You should know this by now Cyril

>>680600562
Why don't you just burn down a current orphanage

Fuck logic

Am i the only normal person here?

>pay off all debts
>buy home, not too extravagant because 100 mil =/= bottomless
>buy a few nice cars, lambo, mclaren, ferrari,
>buy 2 cottages on nice lakes
>other toys like jet skis, snow mobiles, motorcycle, truck, boat/small yacht, dirt bike, ATV, airplane

Probably have around 90 mil left

>invest 30 mil into property
>invest 30 mil into stocks by hiring a broker
>invest 10 mil into gold
>keep 20 mil to myself
>live off of the 20 mil and my investments

>>680601039
Spoken like a real potato

>>680597202
Like buying iPods?

Work a small job to keep busy when I'm not fishing and take care of my family. That's about it live a boring comfortable life.

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ITT faggots who think 100 million is a lot of money.
>I want a small loan

shoot a bunch of k and die

>>680601171
>>680601100
Fucking normies everywhere

>>680597022
new car, new house, give a mil to each of my 5 closest friends. Go on a nice holiday somewhere with my whole family.

Invest the remaining 90 mil in 50% ETF's 25% govt bonds, 25% blue chip securities.

Live off dividends for the rest of my life. Set up my will so all my money gets converted to gold and buried with me at death. Have burial at sea. Watch from above as faggots try to dive and get my money, then kill them with my super ghost powers.

Get a few houses around the country. Cook nice food, play vidja, work out, spend time with my friends and family. Shit like that. I'd travel a bit too.

>>680597022
>Travel the world.
>Buy a home in the top 5 places I find.
>buy a mid price car for each place
>clear my family's /close friends debt/mortgages.
>have easy 75 Mil left.
>high interest savings account for my future family for years to come.

Only sensible and generous answer

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>>680601229

I don't know.
At first I wouldn't know what to do with all the money.
I would try burying it...
...shredding it...
...and burning it!
But in the end, I would probably just to give it all away.

>>680597022
Nissan GTR, all of the guns and a private military company.

>>680597022
20m in cash to family and close friends

80m in Vanguard index

>>680601239
I'd do some weird shit and travel too but I've dealt with enough drama and bullshit for one lifetime. Normal life sounds peaceful.

>>680601229
for 99% of the world it is a motherfuckingshitton more than they could ever hope to have
but to <1% yeah its a grain of sand on the beach

>>680600782
>being this new

>>680597022
Arrange it into a throne shaped pile and sit on it obviously.

>>680601083
Because I have $100,000,000 faggot

>>680601332
>>680601331
>>680601287
>>680601430
>>680601171
>>680601100
Id kill all normies and leave the world filled with people like Trevor Phillips

>buy a large isolated piece of land in a country where the police and government are easily bribable
>build walled compound
>stockpile weapons
>start recruiting members for my new cult
>buy some child brides, live happily in my new community for life

>>680601630
Oh hai Jim Jones

>>680601532
Ur one to talk faggot

Move to America. Buy a nice but not too big house. Get an all right car. Continue to educate myself by going to school but without the stress of "if this doesnt work i am fucked". Get a beast computer. Build myself a studio.

>>680601332
>>high interest savings account for my future family for years to come.

no smart person ever would put 75 mil into a fucking savings account. You think the meager interest rate of that HIS account is even comparable to investing in property, energy, or stocks in a promising industry such as medical equipment, pharmaceutical, or transportation?

fuckin casual

>>680601763
>Ur

calling other people faggots.

>how do i into anoneemoose?

>buy a yacht
>shit ton of blow
>die there

or

>golden rope
>black diamond chair with 3 legs
>an hero

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>>680601796
Fuck off we're full

Put most of it away in a savings account, put some into investments, buy the stuff I and a few of my good friends want, give the rest to various charities

>>680601957
It would be Darwinian

>>680597022
two chicks at the same time

>>680601866
His is safe as Fuck. Investment isnt. It's a fucking gamble. I'm not gambling my family's future for generations to come. Fuck you anon, read the op. I won the fucking lottery not anyone else. Go suck a dick poor fag.

>>680597022
>lotto
>taxes
i'd leave that shithole country asap

Buy a life for op.

Being generous always done my succes.

>>680597022
Build an extravagant mansion in the worst part of Detroit under armed guards. Bulletproof everything. Drive around in a tank.

I'd throw money out of the tank and watch niggers kill each other over it.

Basically like playing fallout in real life only niggers instead of raiders. I'd build and wear power armor

>>680598379
$1,000,000 wouldn't take you very far in Monaco.

Two girls at the same time

>>680601713
i want to succeed where he failed. No niggers, no need for koolaid plan

>>680602394
no but 100million like op suggested would not 1million like you said though

>>680597022
build a bunker and get a tank

>>680602677
yeah maybe for a couple years, but you'd never be able to keep up with the real rich people in their everlasting dick measuring contest. You think you'll still be one of the guys when your yacht is 2 years old and a new model just came out?

>>680602650
But niggers love koolaid

>>680602843
yes which is why it was so easy for him to get them to drink it up. I don't want to kill my cult family (unless they try to leave)

>>680602715
A tank of gas? What type? Premium Unleaded?

Would keep 1 million for myself and i would give the rest to the government.

Make a 100 million dollar donation to the bernie sanders campaign

>>680597022
>buy 4chan
>kill every board
>make 3 new ones
>/cringe/
>/ylyl/
>/trap/

>>680602931
At least the normies are gone

>>680603085
This.

>>680603085
Dubs says he dies in the next debate

>>680597022
screw the rules
>like a boss
shitpost
>like a boss
kill Merkel
>like a boss
bomb the mecca
>like a boss

>>680603196
Give me the death note, i got some writing to do

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>>680597022
Honestly? probably just make a bunch of high grade trap houses and weed grows to get more money.
I'd be pushing drugs with the best technology money could buy, and investing in other legal things on the side to help launder.
It's funny, people always say that if they had a large sum of money gifted, theyd be good for life, but thats just not true. You'd get accustomed to spending money on things, throwing good parties, and helping friends, i know i could spend a mil in a year.
That shit isn't anything in the grand scheme of things and i wish i was stupid enough to just sit back and enjoy the cash while it was there, but my mind would just be on getting more cash

>>680597022

2 chicks at the same time.

I'd buy a huge house on the beach. Live a nice life.

>>680603358
watch out guys we got a badass drug kingpin over here

>>680603358
>spend a mil a year
>got 100 mil
>ILL RUN OUTTA MONEY FUCK!

>>680603394
now this guy knows whats up

>>680603399
until the sea levels rise from global warming. You want somewhere high, stay away from the beaches

a scholarschip for upper middle class white males in STEM

>>680603631
make sure you give it to someone who knows how to spell "scholarship"

>>680598777
>planet

>get 100mil
>buy licensing to open up a firearms company
>create a shitty glock knockoff, make the price cheap as fuck
>sell guns to the chinese and niggers and turn it into 100 billion

>Quit College
>Quit Job
>Give best friend 1mil to invest
>Pay all money my father spent on my College back to him, pay for his retirement
>Pay for mother's retirement
>Give brothers 2mil each
>Sell my shitty Nissan Versa
>Buy nice car
>Go travel the world

Thats about it. Always wanted to get around and see shit. School and work has tied me down for as long as I can remember.

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Give myself a small loan of a million dollars

>>680603490
a decent house for a person that rich is a million alone, if you have a thirst for cars, the top exotics can go for 1 to 2 mi, you'd probably get about 5 because you'd always say "one more" the average person could probably spend 3 mil on helping their family acheive near your status a year, i know i would want to give my family everything they ever dreamed of, and all this shit adds up pretty fast you dumb nigger.
>>680603461
not yet.

>>680603394
I seriously can't believe it took that long for somebody to say that

This place gets shittier by the day

>>680598001
I can't even believe it took that long

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>>680597022
i will still pay other remaining taxes

>>680603585
Fam sea levels aren't going to rise that quickly before I'd live out my life.

>>680603872
my point is this, you can spend 2 mil a year and live like that for 50 years, but your ass is worried about running out of money. you are exactly the person who will run out of money, and never be financially stable. if you NEED 5 million dollar cars, you deserve none of anything you have. for christs sake, a top of the line rolls is only 750K, and itll last you 50 years

run for president

>>680604085
>>680604085
Enjoy living like a homeless poor monkey with your hyundai and trailer.

>>680604085
2mil a year on what? gambling? could get the same rush with a 1000th chip stack if ur in it for the strategy

>>680604204
We already have our chosen one

>Cant stump the trump

>>680597022

my inner jew tells me to buy a fucking bank.