Vocaroo/voices of /b/ thread
Let's hear how you chucklefucks and fuccbois sound tonight!
I'll read fanfics and shit, just post your best ones
http://vocaroo.com/i/s036Mn0D7vKi
is... is that a baby getting anally wrecked?
right. Reported
>>680591408
No it's just a black man rubbing cream on his back
Look at these cute pigs
>>680591408
I think it's just a black guy with lotion on his back and arms over the edge of a bed.. I hope
Yeah, looks like the guy's ears got photoshopped off...
>>680591160
M
O
O
O
D
S
Mods mods mods
srsly where are the mods
>>680591938
>>680592046
this shit got so old I moved to reddit do you see what you have done to me? fuck I'm going back
>>680592361
Nice feet anon
But does anyone have any vocaroo requests?
>>680592429
say "vodka vodka suka blyat nyet tovarisch borsch lenin
>>680592361
good pussy
>>680592555
cheeki breeki nice trips
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nnKsjAgIzg
>>680592429
If I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the Pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right: 'Once more into the breach, dear friends.' But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, and watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet.
But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on Earth just for you.
Who could rescue you from the depths of Hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sittin' up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes that the terms 'visiting hours' don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause that only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.
I look at you. I don't see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared s--tless kid.
>>680592645
>toe-va-rish
HET
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZDePpiQNPY
OOUUU SHIIIIETTT
http://vocaroo.com/
>>680592875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uh4AR3aMhi
>>680592944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UursjKjFXy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J9JJAYbeIS
>>680591575
You have ruined me, 4chan.
>>680593822
you sound kawaii as fuck
wanna yiff?
>>680594299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09deKUifkQQ
>>680594594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1640koUl7SX
>>680594703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s024CMff0gO0
But no seriously your voice spreads the cream cheese on my bagel.
>>680595219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07jSGmdYaCw
>>680595219
>>680595401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uoGLkOCvoU
>>680595467
Tyty
>>680595939
are you a qt trap?
>>680595401
Talk more
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1My9z1WH9lB
>>680596679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pqABOptznA
>>680596304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hyJcRxz6lC
>>680596992
see>>680594594
>>680597139
You seriously sound like someone I can't put my finger on it.
>>680597139
>>680597439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iHcGOtLln2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uIz9LUdoCZ
>>680597848
Had to.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QmVB5pyTVp
>>680598167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jp1matFyJJ
Down to get in on this. Can a mobilefag do it?
>>680591160
Rate me /b/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Cy8T9Nl4S
>>680598562
This
>>680598562
No.
>>680598755
faggot/10
>>680591160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ma8Or3mHv4 fixed it.
>>680598562
Try it, takes less time to check yourself if it works than it takes me to reply.
>>680599143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IQWpgB0u0Y
>>680598755
beta cringe/10
>>680591160
I had to fix my audio so hopefuly this is better.
Rate me /b/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OYSl4lvJYy
Takin requests
Anything goes
>>680599325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xuiV2m2uMJ
>>680599578
Say this in a slow, sensual way
Seasoned to the max for extreme snacking satisfaction, these delicious rippled chips are loaded with flavour.
Niggerdicks.
>>680598513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x1x4ruwLpu
>>680600081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WgHC320Ine
>>680591160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Py2jxyCvY
Heres my radio voice. How do I sound?
>>680600081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FfXARnI53s
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vu3PvunJfW
>>680600305
not bad for amateur
Check em
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZROGEGSnt8
>>680600269
>>680600305
>>680600332
You are all amazing.
>>680600081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10hwA9oibLp
>>680600094
>>680600094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mh1y6QotXd
>>680600081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f4RQq1xgo4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f4RQq1xgo4
Vocaroo is shitting on my real quality tho so heres a higher quality one
https://clyp.it/dpv23tx4
>>680600637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kqNzEbMLWo
>>680595219
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s024CMff0gO0
Lilypichu is that u
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nssc0UN3Uz
>>680600731
Ayy that was neat 10/10
OP you sound like you're forcing it and it just sounds bad. Consider suicide
>>680601058
Fuck off
>>680601058
ayyyy It's squeaky chair
>>680600081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kuxu7XIh2H
>>680601058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RRq18jzqrg
>>680591160
MODS
M
O
D
S
>>680600798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s129lzC4f3Bz
>>680600966
No cigar.
>>680601058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dI1dNeqh7q
>>680600614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HjLQvLtYPt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JEniBCnXjQ
>>680601393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AGK2rwbkAb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NLAF71tDpo
>>680601369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qygzi2jnnI
>>680601470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z5FVQVSekC
>>680601393
you have a sexy fucking voice
>>680591160
Wow, I thought for sure that was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, got me OP
>>680601727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D8APUCZ7WS
>>680600081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdZbWly3Xr
anymore requests?
>>680601443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19JIQS6R7xk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VzaMMMpJlh
>>680601222
>checked
Kek, i still need to get that replaced. At least it's not as squeaky anymore
>>680601282
Scared the shit outta me at first.Gonna replay that soon.
>>680601393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sddIF81Hoo
>Vocaroo took 5 minutes to upload.
>>680601981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ARn3XLQGzQ
>>680600305
I'm a jealousfag if its really you but you used EQ'ing on a mixer or a daw
>>680602024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qB4A3qN1Hl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SySbDJTdrX
>>680602106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JPkdDHKW8r
>>680601603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cODjfr6tOD
>>680601893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mg5kE7qeMa
>>680602106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N6fhA6jjlK
>>680602213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SQJX0y9KhL
I can't help it but these threads are cringy as fuck
>>680592610
i would pay $10 for one of those
>>680591160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OpWxuqKbKK
>>680602493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MFg10GmhEY
Fuck it. I'm bored. I'll do a request if anyone wants.
fegs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19uCfeIsDl9
>>680602635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RBa840ry7y
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p9LDM2PZCz
>>680602635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1lb15Yn8F
>>680602846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MzAWScujCp
>>680603015
Fucking shit I'm saving that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Npu4DMiWI
>>680603015
>>680603051
tfw it was just bait to get replies :^)
>>680603015
>what was that
>what the hell are you doing
My sides
>>680603015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kKfdEc0k1i
>>680603285
>>680603384
ohhhhhh myyyyyyy
Jesus christ, why are pastas so long
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EWMZdwzNI8
>>680603015
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>680603470
no really tho I wanted to see if I'd get a vocaroo reply or just text. I'm glad I got that first reply even tho it's just a recording of a recording...
>>680603691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNiz36HdhB
>>680603766
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNiz36HdhB
+100 GBP
>>680602846
Say,
FreeCST.com will teach at an entry level in Computer Security get started today!
>>680591160
https://discord.gg/0vYcIJNhxt4UCRre listen live to the voices of b attempting throat singing.
>>680603766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a5TXyluNGm
>>680603845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B8lucaXoxU
>>680592875
Damn it anon...
I miss him...
>>680593593
IT'S FROM FUCKIN' ROBIN WILLIAMS YOU LITTLE SHIT
FUCKING...
A BEAUTIFUL MIND
>>680591408
What kind of dicks have you been seeing? That's clearly a head on a black guy's body.
>>680603817
>>680603992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RjdvTLqa1u
I killed Trayvon that’s my fuckin’ problem
And yeah I like to carry I gotta fuckin’ problem
I killed Trayvon that’s my fuckin’ problem
And yeah I like to carry I gotta fuckin’ problem
I killed Trayvon that’s my fuckin’ problem
And yeah I like to carry I gotta fuckin’ problem
If wearing a hoodie at night is your fucking problem,
Bring your tea to streets maybe we can solve it
Someone rap to this chorus pls
>>680604063
2/10 almost was a good voice but went shit as soon as you changed your mood.
>>680604308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfOUJ3zidqc
Forgot the chorus
>>680603051
>>680603285
>>680603224
>>680602635
>>680602208
>>680601698
>>680601369
>>680600731
>>680600617
>>680600094
>>680599325
>>680599143
>>680598755
>>680597570
>>680598167
>>680596679
>>680595467
>>680592610
>>680592361
>>680591575
>>680591160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZwX3dI6MmM
awoo~ for me pls anons
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WZrCusoDhp
Taking requests
>>680604500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fuLFf64Uux
>>680604269
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the roof.
>>680604500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OwjLN9b4no
Hello Darkness...
>>680604583
If I turn around too fast, my dick can literally bitchslap you.
>>680604622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Niqg9naeoK
>>680604500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KLtjLx3gtp
>>680604308
I got this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pB4EnlPqq6
>>680592875
Not who you asked but I gave it a try. Long piece.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12VqLK2nEyS
>>680604602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11PnLjcJILB
>>680604725
They call me mooseknuckles.
Cause my balls hangout and look like mooseknuckles
>>680604748
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pB4EnlPqq6
Thanks bro!
>>680604725
You sound like a moaner.
>>680604717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ndGeADzIJj
ere' ya go
>>680604500
I tried. I'm not a voice fag though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EBjvwQhESC
>>680604729
kek
>>680605058
10/10
>>680604814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PH0PwjKVEh
>>680604862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pYmW9re1Ua
>>680605025
Hey, that's the one thing I can do as a not-voice-fag! Moan!
...I sounded like a dog.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s157vWG8pfs3
>>680604500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XyUSiSdM3J
So how about some music?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m20N4Bx9oW
>>680604602
>>680604702
>>680604729
>>680605073
thanks :3
>>680592141
Up your ass you pussy faggot
>>680605259
I'd set fire to your pubes and put out the flames with my cum while flapping my arms around yelling charizard.
>>680605292
Challenge accepted.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZjFfJZcuZv
>>680605025
It depends on the sex.
>>680605291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qkcGcwZdu5
>>680605388
np anon
>>680605450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fKNZNK2Oo1
>>680605291
Yep, sounds like a little dog whining at the door.
>>680605388
OH MY GOD I THINK I MANAGED TO SOUND LIKE A GIRL
Do I sound like a girl or an autistic cringe fag who only thinks he sound like a girl?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03XuVyt1Brq
>>680605674
Cringe. Also:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qbrNlK5i1G
>>680605518
You wanna go /b/ro?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18cjnvPkZJh
>>680605773
I hate you, anon.
Then, a finger. A finger placed just around The Son of Marlin's bum hole. Slowly circling with a light touch around his backdoor. The Son of Marlin only grew more nervous with every rotation. But with each rotation, he felt something else.
From right next to his ear, whispering so silently, was the Fishmans voice.
"What do you want me to do next."
>>680605616
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fKNZNK2Oo1
I'm gonna squirtle on your jigglypuffs.
>>680605259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1erFs3UDMwK
we are legion
>>680605892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vn23fMv74o
>>680605849
Bitch please.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12EVUOI7DpN
>>680605849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lYCVpCTOSC
>>680605953
>>680605953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zdl0UuVK76
>>680606027
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1erFs3UDMwK
my sides.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aFQ0dO27nP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NwIkay6DF4
>>680594594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qnDekZqsiL
Can I at least do this thing well?
Am I a proper pussy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uxp4GGw6et
>>680606258
I always like smearing jizz on the forehead of whoever I fuck while whispering "Simba"
>>680594594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yt5rSpizrA
>>680606345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RMvKhAXpV1
>>680606551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JvIef0iEKs
>Not Aus, try again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sTGKowvL9z
>>680606624
Also I'm not the other anon.
>>680606643
new zee land?
>>680606740
Aye negro.
>>680606513
>>680606513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02BQqUp55U2
>>680606531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nkmprF1uCl
>>680606624
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JvIef0iEKs
What are you trying to say here...?
>>680601698
> fullyerect.jpg
What a voice. Please be my waifu
Been training for this new Job I got over seas
Do you guys think I'm ready?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h1XNt0e6bi
>>680606740
yeah got a buddy who's from zee land, so that's always my second guess
>>680606784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nEdDZWowHT
>>680606784
Guess you get to be simba now.
>>680606784
Ba-baka....
Bu-Buckaww
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lVopGMxniJ
>>680603224
Sick solo bro
>>680606916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmrMUY9v4Q
>>680606987
No
>>680606624
lol sounds like you learned a few phrases from anime or something
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AOE55tXuUh
>>680607041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aUBTkqIrsd
>>680607041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MtlzUkJsYK
PS: Nigger
If you like OP's pic, check out my fave pic of the Olsen twins.
>>680607041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uxp4GGw6et
>>680607134
I WAS MAKING A FUCKING CHICKEN NOISE
I suck at everything but a cat meow ok?
>>680607209
Of course it looks better when it's larger than the thumbnail and smaller than the actual size
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hTRsKv3ivd
>>680606773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uvjM2tDM0f
>>680607041
Catering sucks dick. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Er8ZtOK0Jo
>>680607134
Damn.
>>680607319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hPHrtLQFQy
>>680607344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VdHzbE9PGR
>>680607340
Nice mom.
>>680607340
moot, hand over to the Triumvirate already
>>680607415
Fuck you, I thought that was my thing.
I considered squeezing my cat just to win.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KKTxasqY1r
>>680607519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MkFwPJFjxX
I already posted one 'caroo of me singing but no one replied. Please call me a faggot!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PfNedjP4Z6
>>680607683
I am the fucking cat whisperer got dayum
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04nNzP6VC3z
>>680607519
are you from a Otago farming community, m8?
>>680607820
Nice guitar playing faggot nigger
>>680607828
Jerk off.
>>680599143
>>680591160
this is gay
>>680608093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C3XmxqNeRs
>>680607979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tjajUysC7v
>>680608187
Can I get that gud with practice, senpai?
>>680607820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z3XADVxOPf
Eatin pussy and kicking ass>>680608300
>>680602344
check'd
any chance we get to see your face? you voice sounds attractive, it'd be interesting to know if you actually are
>>680603384
hello peter pan
>>680608300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CIaVBCsjxN
>>680608300
You can. I believe in you. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NXxJcdY9Ei
>>680608412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eSr8rwAt8T
>>680608412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ABdZsM9u8H
>>680591160
fixd it for you OP
>>680605377
check'd
is this mulan?
>>680608806
Only faggots do that.
>>680608935
Dude photoshopped stuff indistinguishable is begging for ban...
>>680608948
Indeed it is, couldn't be arsed to recall the chords for last verse so I cut it short.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tGa5eREe7J
>>680608911
9/11 check'd
what's the song name faggit?
>>680609080
enjoy your complete safe life, pussywillow
>>680608412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12s415ucD2c
>>680609303
>What's the song name faggit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-l-c3rTlnE
>>680609215
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mg5kE7qeMa
wut?
>>680609475
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12s415ucD2c
More like 710 lbs. You sound fat as shit.
>>680608854
I could use your voice. srsly.
music producer here.
>>680609612
kek
You're a rape producer.
>>680609612
>music producer here
fuck off bitch, clearly no
>>680609598
How the fuck do you sound fat?
>>680609612
Haha yeah, that's a little sketch seeing as we're on 4chan.
>>680609612
The only thing this guy produces is fear.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ygl7fkZBPh
>>680609840
You can hear the fat in those cheeks hindering the speech.
>>680609598
Lol typical man. Just as soon as a chick exuberates a shred of confidence, they try and shut a girl down.
>>680610013
That makes literally no sense.
>>680610031
>they try and shut a girl down
Are you a black woman?
>>680609840
https://soundcloud.com/alienartifact
contact me thru here if you like. just starting a new label
>>680610107
It's also a faint flapping sound.
>>680610163
Is this real life?
>>680610163
>>680592645
Какой же ты сука мерзкий
>>680610232
I'm not hearing what you're hearing. Although I do have cute chubby cheeks. Nice try at b8, anon. Almost had me.
>>680610163
Tell me mr. Producer pro
How do I be like you?
fucking fag
>>680610259
>>680610298
I produce and also work with other producers. They prefer original voicework instead of the same old samples. I have no problem offering voice work to guys as well, but nothing has stood out so far
>>680610163
I just messaged you.
>>680610163
Literally everyone of those songs have the same beat.
What is this even?
>>680610579
So you're telling us that you do not only bring women down to your rape basement, but men as well?
>>680610549
post soundcloud faggot
>>680610549
l0l buying tools and calling yourself a pro.
I have a DGX 650 digital grand piano. I ain't a pianist.
Also not the other anon.
>>680610661
not taking onboard criticism from people who can't offer anything other than an opinion dipshit
>>680610810
https://soundcloud.com/dennisblaze
>>680610869
Well obviously it hit home because you didn't post an example of a song who doesn't share the same beat as those songs on your soundcloud.
>>680611115
>Dennis Blaze
Is this 1992?
puu.shSLASHoroB2.m4a
>>680611120
not at all. it just sounds like you don't understand the EDM subgenres
Khajit has wears if you have coin.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lPYZOwZWaa
>>680611115
>RnB
>Dennis