Make sure you inhale
have fun

>>680588367
How long should I hold it in?

>>680588492
Don't need to hold it really, just like a second, three to be really good, just make sure to get it in your lungs, not just mouth/throat

>>680588492
Around 1-2 seconds.

>>680588492
Not any more than 3 seconds, the thc will get absorbed by your lungs very quickly, so any more than that is unnecessary

>>680588492
2 or 3 seconds

Until you cough. It probably won't affect you that much considering it's only your first time so make sure you smoke a lot

>>680588492
Just make sure you get it past your mouth and into your lungs and you'll be right. Hold it in for a few seconds - no need to go overboard.

Personally I'd recommend smoking straight green because mixing it with tobacco is harsh if you're not used to it.

You may not really feel much the first time. Don't know if there's an actual physiological reason, but me and lot of people I've smoked with say they felt a little odd but not high their first time.

>>680588861
I heard the first time trying you don't really feel anything. Is this valid?

>>680588930
Worst advice. OP, You won't have any tolerance so you only need to take a couple hits

>>680588782
Also trying edibles thoughts on them?>>680588861

>>680589038
I think it's mainly because first time smokers don't understand how to inhale properly

>>680589038
Yeah some people don't get high their first time, no idea why.

>>680588245
Don't inject the marihuana op you will become hopelessly addicted

the first time i smoked weed my bro started chasing me around the room begging to let him suck my dick

Make sure you have something to drink at all times too, because of the dry mouth/coughing

>>680588245
Take the biggest rip u can, but make sure you dont piss off your friends, puff puff pass my nigga.

>>680589213
>>680589224
Kek

>>680589138
They can take a while to kick in. Don't eat too much if you're in public. If you're in a safe comfortable place then eat heaps of you want. No harm will come to you.

Problem is you don't know how to react to tripping out yet so there's no single answer.

>>680588245
Don't.

Just inhale properly and do a lot and enjoy the ride man. Cuz you'll never get another one like it. Make it a good memory

tl;dr
inhale
eat the cookie but be in a comfortable space

don't over-complicate it and have fun
it's pot

>>680589138
honestly never tried em, but from what i've heard it will take a while to set in so be patient and don't just keeping eating more if you don't feel anything.

>>680589038
I got very high the first time I tried it, so it might just be user error, most people seem to feel it the first time though

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Op here any strain recommendations?
Also free nudes for y'all being so friendly

>>680588245
where are you getting the weed from

>>680589694
I live in AUS so we don't get to pick strains lol

>>680589721
Friend who's getting from a store

>>680589812
Purple-Haze
Maui Wowie
Meth

Any of those work.

>>680589810
aw man that sucks. There's a shit ton to chose from in the us.

hold the smoke in for 3-5 seconds and then let the high take you over, don't try to fight it

>>680590078
Thoughts on gorilla? I think that's the strain I'm gonna be smoking.

>>680590078
Thats a body high strain, not as "mind-fuckie" just make sure you get a comfy spot, like a bean bag chair or something.

>>680590258
>>680590434
ooops

>>680589810
they're all the same shit. it gets you high. some of them are stronger than others.

>>680590509
Well, thats just not true.

>>680590637
Op here how so?

>>680590763
You can feel it differently depending on the strain, it tastes different, the highs different, color and crystals are different

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Bumping so that I can feel like I helped corrupt a young soul. Hehe

Also,
>AFGOOEY

>>680590950
>>680590763
When you're new to it, you won't notice

>>680590950
no they don't feel different. they look and taste different but that's it. it's weed, you can't change the way it feels unless you mix it with other drugs.

>>680589224
It happens

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>>680591110
That's some dank week fam

>>680591518
WA State FTW fam.

I'd share with you if you were near.

inject it for a longer and trippier high. Just don't do too big of a dose as a first time. My friend died after injecting 3 marijuanas

Make sure to just smoke 1 weed.
Trust me I smoke all the time. First time should be just 1, but buy more than 5 because it's so good.

>>680590763
Dude get fucking indica its a body high and sativa is a mind high your body will feel like your on the fucking beach with the indica and you will get real thirsty and everything tastes real better as for sativa it justs makes my head feel like a headache i suggest you start of with a good ass indica brownie

I got high for the first time in my life last night with my gf at a silversun pickups concert last night. People were lightin up like a mother fucker in there. I didn't notice I was stoned out of my fucking mind until I looked at my girlfriend and ask her if some random ass bitch that was in front of us at the beginning of the concert went home

>>680591902
kek

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I tried weed once for fun, bought some off a guy who got it from a dispensary, i dont know the name of the type but it had the word strawberry in the name.

I smoked out of a pipe and inhaled until i felt it in my lungs and kinda burning the back of my throat but i didn't get high, or at least I don't think i did.

The only thing I noticed was colors seemed brighter if that makes sense
Also heres boobs

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Think about this anon

>>680592534
First time usually you don't feel a lot

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>>680592534
Go buy some more weed thats indica strain movies litteraly look like a fucking comic strip when im watching something and look down on my phone and i see it in the corner of my eye

>>680592680
yeah anon I might od on weed.

>>680591277
#noobstonerprobs

Indica makes you sleepy, irritable, and hungry.

Sativa is fun

this "don't feel shit the first time" meme has to stop. you either didn't smoke it properly or you bought some dirt weed which might as well have been tree leaves.

>>680592868
Damn that's pretty dank

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Hold that shit in as long as possible get snacks and pizza watch anime and laugh your ass off

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I'm so fucking high wow

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>>680592945
Sativa is shit everybody wants to be the sterotypical pothead and indicas the right way to go

https://youtu.be/jlX-OVk2_Ko
Get ya dick sucked
Order a nice pizza pie
Watch a Movie or two
Spawn satan

>>680588245
My first 2 times were horrible, it might have been shitty weed or I might have just gotten waaaaay too high so my advice would be to take it slow, getting too high is no fun.

>>680594184
Describe horrible i have had anxiety attacks on my edibles where i look at myself in the mirror and think all these bad thoughts about myself but then ill just go lay down and it goes away

>>680593983
that is like saying diesel gas is shit.
>unless you drive a diesel truck

gotchoass

>>680588938
This. I fucked up my first two times because it was mixed. Couldn't get it down

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>>680593983
no better way to end long nights than popping a bar and smoking on indica

>tfw social recluse honors student
>never smoked in high school
>want to now that im in college
>know literally nothing about it
fuck

>>680588492
I don't get why all these fags are telling you not to hold it in. Why get 75% of the bioavailable THC in the hit you just took when you could get 90% by holding it in 10 seconds longer?

>>680594184
hi nick

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It's just a fucking herb. For Fucks sake ibuprofen will kill you quicker than pot. Fucking overburden

>>680595002
Weed is everywhere fool walk up to randoms on campus and say "aye bro you got a bud connect I'm trying to get a g" and they will help you from there. everyone's been dry before

>>680589038
Some people experience this and some don't. Everyone will tell you it's because idiots don't know how to inhale, but I had smoked dokha (which you hold in your lungs) before I smoked weed and I didn't get high the first time. I think there is a psychological factor. Different peoples' brains work differently.

>>680595348
but how do i know who to ask
anon i don't think you understand
i barely know how to interact with people, i just like to read my textbooks and shit

>>680595398
Hmm interesting

>>680589038
my first time i didn't feel a goddamn thing. same with acid, shrooms, mescaline. no lie

but second time always works

>>680595500
Op here just grow a pair and ask around. Honestly talking to people isn't as bad as it sounds.

>>680592114
>sativa it justs makes my head feel like a headache
You are mentally retarded, and thus the cognition-enhancing effects of sativa cause you only pain.

>>680595757
kek

>>680595500
it's college, half of the student body smokes weed and 100% drinks. Just ask some stoner looking kid

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>>680595500
Double dubs nice
And seriously anyone that doesn't look like a stuck up tard will know where weed is. Screen cap my first reply and use my quote if you need to bro lol just ask it's not weird. When I went down to Anaheim for the weekend it took maybe 30 minutes until I found a new bar connect pic related

>>680595049
LOL ryan never thought Id see you here

>>680595962
Shit kinda tempted to try bars but not sure what to expect.

>>680595919
>>680595962
ok
and so i don't look like a complete fucking retard
how much money should i have on me

>>680588245
Make into brownies for maximum punch

>>680596315
$5 gets you an ounce

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>>680596260
Only take half a bar your first time if you have no benzo tolerance. It's a nice drug if you're trying to pass time, knock out, chill, etc.

>>680596033
i fucking knew it was you faggot. Sounds like someone is missing the herb

>>680596315
Ask for a gram only since it's your first time and that depends on where you live but in SoCal it's $10 grams and $15 for top shelf g's. Just bring a 20 and you'll be fine

>>680596527
Honestly just worried if I can handle my self. Don't wanna be faded af looking like a dumbass. And how addictive is it if it is.

>>680594312
Well one time my heart was just beating crazy fast and I was sick to my stomach, while time slowed down. The other time I didn't even feel high and I barfed shortly after smoking. Horrible might be an exaggeration but it was definitely not fun

>>680596468
>>680596768
thanks
and uh
what about the shit you put it in, where to buy?

>tfw regretting all those times i told my friends in high school to fuck off when they offered

>>680596678
As soon as I get that stupid ass background check done we're lightin up

>>680596802
you also turned gay and fought an imaginary knob goblin.
btw minecraft while high sounds good

First several times I smoked I didn't feel shit.

>>680596781
Well since it's your first time you're gonna look retarded and barred out either way since its a high you're not used to. Just kick it at a homies pad when you pop one

Don't do it, it will suck up your future. I've seen some of the best ppl become lazy as fuck. The addicts in this thread will vehemently disagree, but that's only because they are demonically possessed by the entities that will attach to you when you do such things

>>680596927
A pipe? $5 at any smoke shop

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>>680588245
Make sure you dont smoke too much after your first time.

If you start to freak out, just remember. Yes, you are actually having a heart attack, and yes, your dealer did actually give you weed laced with PCP on purpose, and yes, that pressure in your eye is eye cancer, and there IS a cop car about to drive down the street and they CAN smell the weed all the way out on the street, in their car, and they ARE going to bust you.

>>680597326


lmao you are a dick, what if he actually freaks out and remembers this post. rip.

>>680597290
i thought people smoked with papers or something

and do you need an ID to buy a pipe because that could ruin this whole thing

>>680597326
FUCKING KEK thanks for the laugh anon.

>>680597508
Nah most people use backwoods

>>680597098
mmmm yeah a good indica would be perfect for that

Take one hit and wait three minutes and repeat to where you want to be.

You have no tolerance and no idea so better safe than sorry.

>>680597610
hell yeah, don't have any of that left but you're right that would be best. Alright later fag, i'm leaving this thread haha

>>680597508
you need an ID to buy anything related to smoking, even lighters.

>>680597457
I know better not to freak out and just enjoy the high.

>>680597745
welp there goes that then

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>>680588245

If you get paranoid: DON'T BELIEVE YOUR THOUGHTS!

PARANOIA IS GUARANTEED. READ ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU SMOKE.

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>>680595017

...Because they know how lungs work, and you clearly don't. Lungs have a massive amount of surface area- far more than the entirety of our exterior. The vast majority, (far exceeding 95%) of all particulates are absorbed within the first second. You're severely underestimating the efficiency of the lungs.

>>680597862
Use a dollar bill or even make a piece out of a apple. Just don't smoke and make some pot brownies.

>>680597508
you can use papers but do you know how to roll them? And yeah they will id you but again ask someone to get it for you or just make a pipe out of an apple

>>680597954
**Or

>>680591262
You are straight up retarded, different stains have different properties. That is a known fact, why do you think your doctor would prescribe you indica for anxiety instead of sativa

I'm not OP, But do you guys use a roach in the joint?

>>680598150
Wut. Why would you use the roach

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>>680591262

Why go about preaching information when you're this ignorant on the subject?

You're apparently not in a geographical area where you can acquire higher quality weed. Sure somewhere like the Philippines, weed is weed since that shit is so weak, the differences between strains are probably undetectable when consumed.

Marijuana is a plant with a high degree of genetic diversity, and to think that THC is the only chemical at play during your high is folly. Every strain will have differing amounts of chemicals providing different feelings and tastes.

THC and CBD are the most commonly known chemicals, and are the primary chemicals responsible for a "head" or "body" high respectively.

Experienced smokers testing different strains can easily note differences between them. Even before being consumed- their plant structure, bud structure, crystal density, smell and taste are all unique to each strain.

Don't talk if you don't know.

>>680592973
Not true i know a great many stoners this has happened to including myself. I was smoking out of a bong, inhaling full rips and ended up smoking a whole gram to myself. Felt nothing.

Next Try on day 2, took one rip and I was destroyed

>>680598345
Idk, i dont, but a friend always uses a filter in his joints

>>680597954
Man how do people even make pot brownies?

I remember the one time we tried in high school they did fuckin' nothing.

>>680598145
indica and sativa aren't strains, they indicate whether you grew the weed indoors or outdoors.

>>680598676
No

>>680588245
happy earth day

>>680598676
please be bait

>>680598419
i don't live in the phillipines, i live in new york, and i've been smoking weed for 13 years. i've tried lots of different strains. they all feel exactly the same. the only difference is that some of them can get you higher with less.

>>680598646
I mean there's the internet now anon kek. Just search it up

>>680589038
Maybe something to that, I literally just tried it 2 hours ago and honestly didn't feel shit. And it was dispensary grade

>>680598676
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_sativa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_indica

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>>680598676
B A I T
A
I
T

>>680598735
yes. strains are things like blue dream, juicy fruit, girl scout cookies, white widow, sour diesel. fancy names that growers make up to make them look more appealing to customers.

>>680595017
Because you don't actually absorb any more THC by holding it in, it's a stoner myth.
Like putting salt on a pigeons tail to catch it, it simply doesn't do anything.

>>680598952
Anon I'm not even a pothead and I know you're wrong kek.

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>>680598888
Q U A D S
U
A
D
S

>>680599141
It's cause of that good kush.

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>>680598830

Congrats, you just confirmed that you're a fucking idiot.

Go to any kind of marijuana-strain database site, say Leafly . com perhaps, and look at the "effects" and/or review sections. Note how different strains yield different effects.

You're telling me, just because you're non-observant and can't detect a difference, means that thousands of people who all agree that strains provide a different experience are wrong?

You're either stupid and/or been smoking some weak ass shit. Regardless, you're most definitely ignorant and for some reason take your own personal anecdotes over known facts.

>>680599112
lots of teenagers in this thread i see. alright, go into your nearest dispensary and tell the clerk that those aren't strains.

>>680588861
8 seconds anon. 8.

>>680599456
So you're telling me all the stores selling thoses strands are lying about the difference in their THC content.

>>680599456
so you're just bitching semantics. strain =! species.

>>680599112
This has to be bait

>>680599568
Ghost till you choke faggot

>>680599354
non-observant? 99% of the time i smoke weed alone. i would notice a difference if there was one. those sites are almost assuredly run by growers.

>>680599646
no they are not lying. thc content just tells you which one is going to get you higher. the more thc, the less of it you have to smoke.

>>680599720
If you blow out smoke, you wasted weed.

>>680599894
I've found that to be very unreliable actually. I've had shit that said it was 14% and had me more fried than ones with 29%.

>>680588492
Until it's passed back to u fag8

Op here thoughts on lsd/acid

>>680600352
well if they say it's 29 percent it should be covered with crystals so you would know if they are lying or not. also if you smoked out of different pieces it can change the effects.

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Heat it, eat it.

>>680589694
Smizzed some banana Kush on 4/20. Holy shit it was fire. 10/10 would recommend.

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>>680599726

Of course they're run by growers it is a goddamn business.

You're missing the point, it's that myself and apparently thousands of others agree that marijuana strains yield different effects, (haven't you heard of the Cannabis Cup? That's the literal goal of the event, the discovery and celebration of unique well grown strains.)

So either:

A: Myself and thousands of others are completely delusional and you're entirely correct.

B: Your marijuana is weak so you're unable to note auxiliary effects.

C: You're not particularly observant and simply don't notice the differences which aren't always overt.

B & C have some definite potential overlap. You seem like a reasonable guy, but with the amount of genetic diversity between marijuana strains it's essentially fact that they yield differing results when consumed. It's not a whole different drug, but there can be major differences

>>680601054
Anon be out here typing up essays

>>680589694
Northern lights Is really good

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>>680601213

Gotta stay sharp for school. Weed ain't gonna buy itself.

>>680601054
it's a business and businessmen often lie to increase sales. growers aren't exempt from capitalist trickery just because their products are so cool. if there are differences between strains why don't you give an example between two of them? because i've smoked at least 30 different strains,.

>>680591110
Dude is that shit real does weed get that crystallized

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For whatever reason I've been really interested in trying shrooms recently. Have any of you tried them? What's it like? Is it worth it?

Also how would I go about obtaining some?

>>680601054
Anon people on 4chan are fuckin dumb they cant comprhend weed as anything other than a drug

>>680588245
Have something to do after smoking. Listen to music. Eat delicious foodstuffs

>>680589224
robert?

>>680589694
amnesia haze or hash

>>680601761
Psylocibin is kinda like LSD, you see everything like it's something else, moving, breathing, Dont do too much, there can be really shit hallucinations if you are consuming too much for the first time.
Order a growbox online, grow them yourself

>>680601351
Kek

>>680602643
How likely am I to get caught doing that?

>>680602993
Go to safe place and have someone watch over you while you trip.