Why do you feel compelled to lie to strangers on the Internet?

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>>680586177
Lol "sealfag" take your airsoft guns and go to sleep underage bitch.

>>680586387
Nice b8 m8

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>>680586520
im sensing butthurt

>>680586520
I'd say a suppressed H&K416 is hardly an airshit gun, but I'll sit here and drink while you mouth breathe behind your mothers computer

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>>680587019
you got nuts like dried cranberries boy

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>>680586177
how many innocent people have you killed?

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>>680586177
thanks for doing what I can't do due to a mental health diagnosis.
The good news is that I can handle top secret information and (REDACTED) even with my mental issue. I'm just not allowed to be a doctor in the air force.

>>680587161
You are more than welcome to fuck off at any time, you're welcome for your freedom by the way

>>680587019
OK then, if you are a SEAL fag, what is the nickname everyone calls those lovely rolls you have your sleeves in?

>>680586177
Is real Seals call it the "arsenal" while on land and the "mag" while at sea. You're a regular Fredrick Taylor aren't you?!

>>680586177
Us real Seals call it the "arsenal" while on land and the "mag" while at sea. You're a regular Fredrick Taylor aren't you?!

>>680586177
"waiting for the armorer to finish my new rifle"

0/10

>>680587285
Define innocent

>>680586177
What seal team are you with?

>>680587435
You east or west? You been through green team yet?

>>680586177
scar or 416?

>>680587435
ur a little bichn fuk u benedick harnelld

>>680586177
prove ur a seal

>>680587655
3

>>680587529
innocence is merley a matter of the perspective of the opinions of the people doing the killing

do you think they are guilty?

>>680587893
ever heard of OPSEC?

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>>680587347
freedom is for liberals and welfare queens like yourself

>>680586177
Fuck the SEALS, they deserve to watch their comrades die in the field.

>>680586177
what buds class were you in?

>>680586177
If you're at an armory you'd most likely have a rifle card with you, especially if the armorer is finishing your "new" rifle, post it then, timestamp bitch.

Nobody has posted that navy seal copypasta yet? tf is wrong with you guys

>>680588092
Well, I'll put it this way, C4 doesn't have a Trijicon strapped to the top of it

>>680588185
249

>>680586177
Hey OP. I'm going through MEPS right now and I'm debating over Hull Tech or Nuclear Program. Any insight on either program?

>>680587685
Aye aye...I'm a gray

>>680587752
416, SCAR is overrated, good concept, but I don't like plastic

>>680586177
Why didn't you join the Army like a real man and become a Ranger?

>>680588543
RET or still active?

>>680588503
Negative on insight, Nuclear sounds a little more interesting though

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>>680588224
i hear you man
stay safe

>>680588717
I know this is troll, but for the uninformed, every SEAL could have been a Ranger, maybe 1% of Rangers could have been SEALs

>>680586177
What happened to 'quiet professional'? Oh right, you're a seal. Never mind.

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>>680587848

Who the fuck are you calling benedick harnelld?!

>>680588117
no fag, i said prove it not ask me presumptuous questions.

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>>680588894
seals are gay little faggot retsards

>>680588717
Considered Ranger school, but I hear selection has nothing to do with aptitude and more with how the instructors feel about you, know some good boots who got failed for just not clicking with the instructors, also, I always wanted to be an Operator as a kid, and the path to OD Delta isn't as clearly paved as SEALs

What is your specialty?

I hear after you graduate from BUDS you have to option to take more training like combat driving, air drops, sniper school, etc.

Any plans after you retire from duty?

Advice for a computer programmer who quit the lacrosse team in high school because we had to practice shirtless in the snow on how to become less of a pussy?

How do you recover from injuries so quickly?

>>680589113
Kek

>>680588721
Almost done...

>>680588894
delta force, the us military's premier combat unit, selects candidates from the rangers.

>>680589115
I know some good boots that preferred dick in the ass to pounding poon, a faggot will be a faggot. No doubt about it, civilian.

>>680588503
Go Nuke and volunteer subs. Carriers suck. Charleston, SC is awesome.

>>680589115
That, and I'm not exactly a Delta built kinda guy, (5'11 168lbs) Delta are more doorkickers than extended field operators, I mean I worked with some bad bad bad Delta guys doing some AFO stuff a few years ago, and they can do it, but they're fast and loud by preference in my experience, we're a bit more methodical and calculated in our approach to operations

>>680589291

Non-military fag but I read Howard Wasdin's book about Mogadishu.

I feel like SEALs and Delta are at the same level of prestige basically. I think Delta consists of the very best former rangers who like I said make up a very small portion of Rangers, and probably would have passed BUDS too. This is all based on what Wasdin related in his book.

Do you know Wasdin?

>>680586177
Waiting on some proof, OP

>>680588186
I'm calling bullshit until OP does this

lmao you actually think you do anything at all remotely related to defending freedom

>>680588503
All the enlisted nukes at nnptc always look like someone shit in their cereal

>>680588885
Blessed be

>>680589723
maybe not freedom, certainly the ability of the US to continue functioning without excessive interference from outside actors

a lot of the benefit of the military comes from it being a threat of a threat as well

we can't be like Japan

>>680589585
so what, a book written by a SEAL he's not going to say that delta is better. delta is the best. they are the SAS of the us military.

>>680586177
Are you trained in gorilla warfare?

>>680589208
RECCE, I prefer to assault though, went to Marine Scout Sniper School after my first few tours. I'm still youngish, I hope to go SAD/SOG after I get out of the teams, but, that's not exactly the kind of position you ask for

>>680589966
No sir, SOG is the best

>>680589723
It's all relative my friend, I fight for my freedeom to come home, guess I should have specified

>>680586177
No way! I'm a Navy SEEL too. Just got back from Syria, where I killed ISIS's #2 Mustafa Abdul Latifa. It should be in the papers soon.

ITT newfags and idiots smoking OPs lying cock

Where's the proof, OP?
I'll gladly apologize if you prove yourself to be who you claim to be

>>680589861
What do you think about sending America's full might down on those ISIS sons of bitches? I'd be down for a draft if that happened.

>>680590452
>I'd be down for a draft if that happened.

>>680586177
I bet you're like one of the guys who are the topic of this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IloCNhi5CQY

>>680586177
Jess or Chris Kyle?

>>680589255
Where you based?

>>680590106
they are not under the command of jsoc, they are not military. they are intelligence operatives.

>>680588419
Who was the first team to drop their boat on morning 3 in buds

>>680590452
ISIS is being dealt with the best they can be at the moment, it's a lot more complicated than one is led to believe

>>680589208
Not OP but the thing about recovering depends 30% on eating healthy and 70% on the genetic lottery.

Some people eat like motherfuckers yet can´t heal bruises fast enough. While fuckers like me just take a couple days to heal pretty much anything.

In the end it doesn´t matter, there is a lot of people like me that are a bunch of pansies and would take wholes weeks off even after the bruise dissapeared and there weren´t broken bones.

>>680590452
Hey buddy, did you know if you aren't a total fuck up you can go fight ISIS RIGHT NOW?
Seriously there are several anti ISIS groups and militias that accept foreign volunteers.

You opinion on Terminal Lances?

Or pretty much your opinion on the Marines in general.

>>680591024
No shit

>>680591020
>>680591170
Guys, he's a Navy SEAL. You shouldn't be mean to him. He deserves our respect.

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>>680586177
how would an average SEAL fare in a 5 round fight in the octogon vs this guy? be honest

>>680586177
How many fish do you get when you bounce a beach ball on your nose?

>>680591280
Like, really?

Do they put you through a basic training and a special school like in the Frenchie Legion?

I would do that for free.

>>680591497
the fucking irish

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>>680591497
top zoz

>>680586177
If legit, please answer this question. What is the best non SO rate? If not legit, eat shit. Either way, dubs checked.

>>680591312
The marines are good fighters, they lose a lot of men on deployments though, something about simply being a marine makes them think that the rounds flying their way are going to magically miss them

>>680591489
megregor would win 9/10 times in unarmed combat

>>680591847
best non SO rate is AE. all others are shit.

>>680591489
Uhh... they'd get their ass kicked. While SEALs were learning how to scuba dive, McGregor was training hand to hand combat. While they were learning how to skydive, McGregor was also training hand to hand combat.

Obviously someone who only trains hand to hand combat is going to be better at that

>>680591919
try 10/10 times.

>>680591147
Yeah. Geopolitics, fragile stability, global markets, reputation, secret alliances with shady characters, delicate balances and all that.

You know, gradually secrets are gonna be harder to keep secret. Can't keep on doing things like its the 60s. You have to appear to be doing one thing while actually doing another.

>>680591662
I wouldn't do it if I were you. You seem pretty stupid and I foresee you getting yourself killed in a warzone.

>>680592038
>>680591919
implying the SEALS cant kill you with their bare hands

>>680591662
Depends on the group some have a basic training regimen, some just expect the volunteers to know which end of the gun to point and the enemy and that's good enough for them, of course only the French legion has the badass special training, but it's very hard to get in and they are also still on limited operations against ISIS, also it's good that you would do it for free, because most of them aren't paying.

>>680591489
I mean it's not like we've all taken an an advanced unarmed combat course or four, and in some cases bothered to master a martial art or two, in the end, he will quit, we will not

Have you worked with canadian special forces? Anything notable to say about them from a seal perspective?

>>680592063
see>>680592142
and stop being a faggot

>>680592038
it depends on the size of the SEAL. mcgregor may be a talented fighter but he's the size of your average woman. at least here in the states.

>>680591912
>Nearly 1911 get

So... would you say they are pretty much retards? Because I pretty much would call them retards on the grounds that they are so freakingly fucking stupid.

Don´t get me wrong, they work like ants, but can fuck up even the simpliest task if you don´t supervise them.

>>680591912
Marines are grunts that will do the dumbest shit in the world, they are basically like russians, they will do things that have a 90% chance of killing them without flinching

>>680586177
1911 or glock?

>>680587019
Marine infantry get H&K416 rifles, they're basically airsoft guns if you give a bunch of just graduated high school numbnuts to rove a sandbox with them.

>>680592069
Not to mention this whole ISIS conflict is basically a proxy war between the US and Russia

>>680592072
uhh...................

Not at all man. They don't give you food, air support, medical care, you don't get shit. It's kind of completely BYOB and if you get hit, you're kinda just done for

They will probably ask you to bring your own weapons and equipment

It's really more for people who already have military experience and are down to bleed out in a desert when they would be evac'd in under 30 minutes if they were fighting for the US

>>680588503
Not op but Nuke is better than HT. Don't get me wrong, being a Nuke is a shit type job, but there is a reason HTs are called "turd chasers" in the fleet. The money they throw at Nukes is way better than any other job in the fleet. What do you want in a job? Do you want a difficult but fulfilling job, or a easy and more relaxing gig? Are you considering the Navy as a career option or are you wanting to do one tour and go to college?

>>680592470
Marine infantry get M4A1's or M16's

>>680592487
Like in Vietnam?

>>680592072
Why so mean?

Wasn´t america the land of the SJW and racial acceptance?

>>680592148
>which end of the gun to point
Yeah... no. I will go Foreign Legion. At the very least I would die outside my shithole of a country.

>>680592344
>>680592400
I've only served with Marine's once, but look at their death tolls in combat zones compared to other branches, that should tell you all you need to know

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>>680588186
>>680586177

>>680592446
P226 usually, Glock 20 if I'm running a .45 primary, which is very rare, I don't like the aim hold on Glocks, most of our guys like their SIGs a LOT, myself included, they drive fucking tacks better than any 9mm handgun

>>680592969
The marines have a culture which essentially glorifies dying for your country. They tell a bunch of stories to each other about how it's kick ass to run through the line of fire just to chance it that you'll be able to get close enough to bite their face off and show them you don't fear death

>>680592400
That´s not neccesarily bad per se. Marines are what any military should aspire for in term of discipline.

The problem with it is that they don´t even take a simple moment to think that they are more useful be being alive instead of being a bullet sponge.

>>680593215
Correction, Glock 21, the Glenlivet begins to take its hold lol

>>680593269
The Taliban have the same policy. If they get shot at from long range, they are instructed to proceed as if nothing is happening, just to fuck with the enemy. They don't value the lives of their men

I was a SEAL too, it was pretty cool. After every 3 kills you got a UAV and after every 7 kills you got to call in an airstrike.

>>680592664
That´s more than fine for me.

Except for the part about having to bring my own weapons.

>>680593167
Finally someone with half a brain read my comment. All you fucks think you're talking to a SEAL. No one asking for proof. Fucker says he's at an armory, it takes 5 seconds to get a rifle card, it's arms reach anywhere around there. Take one, timestamp, post if you're a seal then. So far you've only said common knowledge SOCOM shit.

>>680586177
Op Canadian here. Ever work with jtf2? And if you did or didn't what's your opinion on them compared to seals?

>>680593269
A lot of Marines would make good SEALs, and a lot wouldn't, for that very reason

>>680593472
LOL underrated post

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>>680592487
It's a proxy war between

Turkey and Russia
Russia and US
Iran and Saudi
Saudi and its own internal conservative Islamist rebellion
Turkey and the PKK

probably more

>>680591958
I respectfully disagree but I will accept your answer as showing you are legit. I was a LS before I picked up for officer assession. I am a little biased but the LS rate lets you go and see every community if you want and has a solid mix of good work and enough time to decompress. Plus the in rate perks are awesome as well. It's good to have what ever you want available to you.

>>680593561
Never worked with them

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>>680593389
KEK
Taliban: "and if they have snipers?" "you just keep moving forward" "wait what? we dont find cover?" "nope. we fuck with their minds"

US troops: "are these guys retarded or what?" "idk but try aiming at their dicks, see what happens"

Surprise, surprise. A SEALfag telling people he's a SEALfag.

Also, never think you're better than anyone because of the freedom you provide, fucking assclown. Just because you're in the military doesn't mean you aren't a flaming pile of summer's eve, you cockwrangling faggot.

>>680593534
Yeah, here, let me do that while I'm browsing on a government Wi-Fi network that's 100% monitored, you think I'm going to breach OPSEC for some mouth breathing fag like you whose parents broke the horrible news about Santa Claus to him when he was too young?

>tfw I had a blast at basic training and kinda wish i could do it again

>>680594186
No photographs inside command, OPSEC, look it up

>>680594186
Well haven't you already broken a whole bunch of rules then? Just by starting this thread?

>>680594095
Infantry is where the good shit´s at.

I mean, seriously, if you are going to enlist in such a bullshit organization that shouldn´t even exist anymore, at the very least go for a fighting role.

Jets seems cool too.

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>>680594186
>dowsnt want to post proof because government network
>creates 4chan thread in said govt network
>MFW

>>680593716
I enjoy your above average knowledge of geopolitics, if I ever meet you in a bar, enjoy a drink on me lol

>>680593966
The longest sniper shot ever was actually a 1.5 mile shot made by a Canadian where two Taliban let them take shot after shot until they got it

The other guy just walked away like nothing happened and they couldn't hit him

>>680594186
>posting on 4chan
>from a government network
You are already fucked dude.

>>680594186
You can already be court martialized assfuck.

Either the guys watching you don´t give a fuck or are busy jacking it.

>>680594345
Negative, have posted 0 OPSEC breaching information, you'd be surprised at how many of us kill time at command browsing and posting on /b/ we were glued to our shit during the fappening

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>>680588186
Fucking idiots, all of you, that believe this shit. What happened to /b/ that didn't fall for every single fucking thing. Hell, our damn header says don't believe shit you read here, fucking newfags, every single damn thing that OP has said is UNCLASS info, common knowledge.
>>680594186
4chan in general is blocked on govies trust me bitch, I've tried, on top of that youd be on a CAC accessed computer, you'd be a fucking idiot leaving this whole board linked to your name. I bet not. You're no SEAL.

>>680594569
You know he's legit, cause he said negative instead of no.

>>680594569
Yeah guys the point is he has 100% deniability

To be honest I don't care whether he's an actual SEAL, I just enjoy talking about the military with other people who are interested

The santa claus comment kinda hit the nail on the head

Fake. kys faggot

>>680594688
Smartphones are a thing you know

>>680594569
It´s not like there is anything else worth to shot at.

Except for the ISIS there isn´t pretty much many treats to your freedoms.

>>680594588
>>680594499

Chek'd

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>>680594413

Inevitable saudi collapse will be fun.
Cheers

>>680594688

Checked. Also, fucking this.

>>680594792
There is always some asswipe in charge of checking some kind of logs in the WiFi. But they pretty much don´t give a flying fuck what you do with the internet as long as you don´t make a nuisance of yourself or make a serious breaching.

My country is shit tier and can pay a lazy stupid fuck to do that, it would imposible that ´Murrica with all their freedoms wouldn´t do it too.

>>680594955

This is now a mothefucking dubs thread. Get fucked, fake SEALfag.

>>680592856

M27, numb nuts.

>>680594792
OK now I know this is bullshit, anyone who's ever been in knows gov wifis are shit. Slow as fuck and even if you do find a good one takes way too damn long to log in. Oh but NOW you're on your phone right? Right after you said you were on a govie WiFi network? Ok, sure. You're falling apart OP, and you knew your military lingo damn good too. Sorry to ruin the party faggot.

>>680594688
Obviously I'm only posting UNCLASS, I'm on /b/ you prick, I came here to talk guns and bullshit with the great unwashed of the internet, not to break OPSEC and prove to a bunch of neckbeards that I am who I say I am, if you're not buying it, leave, I promise you wont hurt my feelings

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>>680595347
" I googled a bunch of military acronyms"

>>680595236

Not on a CAC computer on SIPR connection, hell much less a wireless NIPR. Common Access Cards label your shit all over everything you fucking visit. Hell, myspace is still blocked. I know, because I've been here all summer.

>>680594423
I saw the video of that fight taken by the Spotter, Those talibans were running around and hiding under every small rock they could find,

>>680595494
To be fair, I'm sure he played a lot of Call of Duty too.

>>680595319
WiFi is accessible through smartphones you know.... And being "in" and being Tier 2 are two very different things, you see when you do what we do, you're trusted by your superiors and your nation, and in return they give you a place to hang out, drink, get to know your team and yes, even browse the internet at 2:20 on a thursday night while your new toy gets built

>>680595579
Not sure if I should laugh or feel pity for people that willingly goes into a job to get assraped daily.

>>680595655
Funny you'd mention that, I'm about to fuck off this thread and play some BO3 on an XBOX and a TV y'all so kindly bought me with your taxpayer dollars

SEALs suck balls anyway. Look were there selection pool comes from, the Navy. At least Army and Marine SOF spend time in Infantry units, actually learning basic soldiering skills.

Ranger Batt. would fucking destroy any SEAL team.

>>680587019
>I'd say a suppressed H&K416 is hardly an airshit gun
that is the faggest shit i've ever heard

>>680595347

The unwashed of which you've expressed self-entitled superiority because of how big both your "SEAL" cock and e-cock are. I'm sure on some small planet, your jibbly bits would swing in huge arcs, but not here newfag. This is the internet. And you are a fucking faggot liar.

>>680595319
Non OP here, Phones dont have wifi? wtf are you posting. and im sure any cellphone towers /Masts near such an area would be heavily monitored too

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>>680595789
Oh hey, I have a serious question.

Military women are all sluts? And what is your general opinion on women in combat roles?

I pretty much seen them screw beyond deserving anal tearing, but sometimes is chill to have them.

>Pic related
>The face of pretty much everyone

>>680595347
Right, ok, after you boast about being a SEAL in the OP. Everyone USSOCOM knows, especially recently, you don't say SHIT online, Have fun when your command gets NCIS flags. Spook here, if you really are SEAL, you're one of those dumb ones we see every now and then that we have to cover ground for because they won't shut the fuck up about what they do. You should just head over to your S-2 shop on your way home and give them a heads up that way they can save your dumbass before the logs start flowing in from Command and NCIS. Fucking fake

>>680596014
You probably grew up in a family where showing any human-like emotion apart strutting around like a rooster counts as faggyness

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>>680586177
>>680586520
>>680586653
>>680586724
>>680587161

>>680596279
I mean, if a woman can pass the standard combat stress test and complete boot and basic without holding everyone else up, hell give her a rifle, the worst thing that could happen is she dies like any other grunt, I've met some tough chicks, I met a GSG9 chick once, she was a rad lay

>>680596303
And you have a nice night too, sir

>>680596404
nah that was just a cringy comment. you can be a seal and still autistic i guess

>>680596303

So much win.

Then again SEALs have never been known to be the quiet professionals. Just waiting around for the next SEAL book. Just a bunch of horsehit, "No shit, there I was" stories that no one really gives a fuck about, save for the good ones.

>>680596582
Cocaine /Heroin packing den with paint skills of a 3year old with a broken mouse who got dropped on his head
>Kill yourself

>>680596776
Only autists find a normal statement 'Cringey'
not OP btw

>>680596622
>if a woman can pass the standard combat stress test and complete boot and basic

Do you actually know they have lower standards for them, don´t you?

I heard about two badass amazoness riping bitches. But´s that pretty much it.

As far as I´m aware they are always a nuisance.

It´s just my personal opinion, but I think the standards should be unisex.

>>680586177
OP here, fucking off for the night, everybody take care and have yourselves a good one. Blessed be my fellow patriots.

And remember, It pays to be a winner

>>680596160
4chan is blocked on govs not client side but server side. When I say blocked I mean blocked. Even the "complimentary" networks block and log sites just like say, a hotel or school wifi. There's no way he's on 4chan from a military Internet. He already said he was on a wifi network, so can't go back now that he's caught saying he's on 4g or some shit.

>>680597064
I meant standard as is in the one relegated to men, the modified female version is shit tier and those women will die

>>680597112
And the last one out pay the broken dishes.

Now everyone fuck off.

Navy seals are fighting for ISIS against Russia

Is Army Reseve a good way to finish up college and get on my own?

Poorfag here and moneys getting way too tight, financial aid not happening for reasons

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>>680597112

Lololololol

>>680597241
Weird. It's almost like the guy claiming to be a navy SEAL on 4chan is lying.

>>680597011
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>680597302

No u

>>680597470

Old copy pasta is old. It would probably work when the 13 year olds sneak in after school with obligatory gogurts.

0/10

>>680596303
Hehe, got'em
Fucking SOCOM fucks fucking up our jobs. I know in a day or so some poor Lance Corporal is going to have to sift through this shit of a thread. Fucking dumbass operators think their so high and mighty. Prick

>>680597245
Seeing that all the militaries in this hemisphere will keep rolling into faggotry until WW3 breaks lose the only concern on that behalf is that most of the women in combat role will die painfully and will be raped like a ragdoll.

But well, such is life on Earth.

>>680594878
not him but arent people pissed about the 24 page whatever recently declassified, but besides that common knowledge saudis want the us deed.

>>680597345

Good. Fuck Russia.

>>680597713
the whole point is some will kill some before they go, that counts.

>>680597969
they*

>>680597355
If you are going reserve then go National Guard... or go active Coast Guard if you like faggotry.

And you should look from recent veterans on that subject because most of the benefits are shielded behind a wall of bullshit and burocracy.

The government wants to end the GI bill thing, or change it to other stupid name to make it impossible for use once you go veteran.

Either way, once you go in just remember why you enlisted. If you go for the shekels then don´t be a wannabe rich pretender.

Save most if not all of your money and make good use of any benefit you come across. And ignore the faggotry about going to the medics if you go infantry, just get checked like a normal human being.

>>680597658
it was a joke you daft fuck

S-2 guy here that called him out. Lol maybe he was actually a SEAL, because that NCIS comment I made got him off real quick. Oops. Sorry bro!

>>680597837
Haha little babby

>>680593716
Israel and Syria
Gulf States and Syria
Everyone against the Kurds as usual

>>680598533

Seriously though, the Russian military sucks huge dick. I wouldn't trust the Russian military to make an omelette.

>>680598461
but if you are S-2 then how are you here?

>>680599420
What? I don't mean I'm there right now. I've been out for like 8 months now. If OP is still here, I'm just fucking with you bro. You know what to say and what not to.

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>>680598361
Thanks bro

Lol whats faggoty about the Coast Guard?

So shipmate what div were you? I was 818.

What is your opinion of the relevance of clausewitizian principles in the absence of "total war" as an operational concept, as is mostly the case these days?

>>680586177
What is the statue that's by the door by the office door at indoc in coranado, and where was it takends from?

>>680601710
Taken*

>>680599295
I don't know, they handled Chechnya a little better than we've handled, say, Afghanistan. Granted, they had a bit of a home advantage, but given the state of the Russian government during the insurgencies I'd say it more or less evens out.

>>680586177
Should I join the army
Im 26

>>680602556
Well, why do you want to join?

DUBS NAMES YOUR KNIFE

>>680586177
Where you stationed? What MSOR and JCTR? Also NOROP?

>>680602651
Are you in the army?
Many reasons

>>680605378
I once was, yes.
Well, state them.

>>680596303
"spook here"

cute

in case you are, did you lie on the drug polygraph? asking for a friend

>>680596303
CIA? What department you work in?

>>680606204
>polygraph
Only state level law enforcement is dumb enough to continue with this pseudoscience bruv

>>680586177
What branch were you in before the SEALs

>>680605378
Write them all stupid fuck.

Most people tend to say "Screw this shit" after boot. And that it´s if you are lucky.

Once you sign the contract you are pretty much raped daily no matter the branch.

Off course, you can go chair force if you would like to let your ass heal a little between rape sessions but you get fucker either way.

>>680590904
Chris Kyle's dead bro.

>>680606604
Only Navy can go SEAL, and some fellow fucks from the "Department of the Navy" under certain conditions.

>>680606459
You're literally hilarious. And also officially not a spook. Come from a Spook family

also VPN and TOR, and not a big deal that I said that

>>680603296
Op´s knife or your knife?

Rolling for CUNTRIPPER.

>>680607072
Also OP isn't a Seal. Obviously. Probably is Navy though.

>>680589450
Just because you were dumb enough to make that mistake doesn't mean you should take it out on others.

>>680607072
I ain't the guy who claimed to be a spook, that's obviously untrue because we're on 4chan so of course it is.
This is one of the only true things you'll read in this thread: polygraphs don't work. Like, at all.

>>680607014
Actually all branches can cross into the SEALS. Also more MARINES go SEAL than any other branch. Also you said government Wi-Fi which typically isn't a thing because of the security risk, it is VERY rare. Typically you are Hardlined on government computer which are so strict typically you would not be able to access 4chan with and DEFINITELY would not be giving your military backround on, like when you said you were part of SEAL Team 3

>>680607409
Oh, no shit lol. Doesn't stop the feds from using them as a scare tactic.

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>>680592222
check'd

>>680586177
Build your rifle yourself, faglord

And hear I thought the seals carry rifle was an m16a3

>>680607259
It´s not like the recruiters and pretty much every fucking veteran sugarcoat the military lifestyle.

For some reason my family is not on that pack. My brother did his job, everybody is honored with him but he never bullshit about military.

As far as we are all concerned, USA military is being cucked beyond belief and pretty much any simple menial shit can get you in trouble.

>>680607494
Am not OP stupid fuck.

And it´s not a really sound idea going SEAL unless you love the thug life.

>>680607520
Oh yeah they probably keep it around purely for the sake of scaring rubes
I tell ya, it says something about our public education system that folks can be rused by those things.

>>680607717
Infantry can use pretty much any weapons they get on the armory.

Colt weapons are pretty much all alike and it´s not like H&K are making weapon with harder recoil either.

>>680607870
>Replying to my question for OP
>Getting mad when I assume you're OP
Yeah...I'm the stupid fuck

>>680608140
You were replying to me asswipe. And am not mad, just venting off the frustration and stress of the day.

Wasn´t that the idea of this shithole of an anonymous place?

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>>680608354
This is what I'm referring to. I asked OP. You replied. I though YOU were OP. You were annoyed>>680609594

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>>680587019
>suppressed hk416
>not airsoft

this gun has been sold for 5 years now

>>680609820
That based off of a REAL gun.

>>680594423
This is bullshit.

The longest confirmed kill with a sniper rifle was done by a British sniper and a L115.

Lol @ people thinking that he's a real SEAL. I know a few SEALs and while they are extremely proud of being SEALs, it is strictly frowned upon to tell that to strangers

>>680606832
>Chair force
kek I want them to pay for my college

>>680597713
Dont they burn the women soldiers in combat so that ragdoll fucking wont happen?

>>680586177
How many people have you killed?

>>680586177

How's the cosplay coming along? Whatever floats your inner-tube

>>680587364
NATO rolls bitch. Fuckin posers

>>680589113
You are over weight and still live with your mother .

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Yall better salute when lt b gets on the thread

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>>680614237
ONLY NINE MORE YEARS!

THE RIDE WILL SOON END!

>>680586177
Why aren't you wearing Crye?

>>680591225
This. I've healed broken bones in two weeks. I never really get sick. And, I'm able to put on muscle like no one's business.

>>680591489
This is fucking stupid. This guy comes in at 145!!! What is the average SEAL, 180-220? Considering that both are in good shape there is no way that McGregor overcomes the 40-60lb weight difference. I know that y'all wanna believe in 'muh technique', but that'll only get you so far. SEAL wins every time.