Waifu claiming thread.Waifus Claiming Waifus EditionThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Waifus Claiming Waifus Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are not a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Asui Tsuyu
C.C. Claim
Yuno claim
Claimed
Where's bunny anon? I want her to claim me :(
>>680584635
It CAN be fun and nice, but it's literally poison. I guess the absolute worst thing about it is
You can't fucking quit
You want to stop, you feel like you can, but you can't.
It rules you.
Kongou claimed! Hope everyone is doing well.
>>680584612
IRL :) Sorry should have clarified..
Akiko claim
>>680583814
My entire family save for my mother smokes
I've seen how much money goes into it and how little you get out of it. I'm just not interested. For the price of one pack of cigs I can buy 5 cans of peaches and they don't turn your teeth black long-term. However I'm not one of those "ew put your cig out it's unhealthy and bad and it's bothering other people"-fags. As long as you do it outside I'm totally fine with it. If a cig smelled sweet it probably had some kind of artificial flavoring in it, which you can barely taste when smoking it
>>680584731
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>680585133
You're the egyest guy on /waifu/
>i'm probably a sociopath
no
you're probably 15
Well I've had enough pointless lurking for the day, I'm gone.
>>680582964
Ill be honest, I can't fully understand the guilt you have because I haven't had anything close to that. But you made the decisions you made because they were the ones you had to make at the time. You can't control the circumstances you go into, only how you deal with them, and from what I remember you did everything you could with what you had.
>>680583502
Thats good to hear! Sorry I forgot but how were you feeling last night? and yes its the rum as usual :)
also claiming
>>680585284
Just some kissies, that's all~!
>>680585133
>>680584930
Not going to lie, some fictions and such made it look cool but my morals from my parents prevented me from actually going for it even when dickheads tried pressuring me to it
Hell to this day I'm little uncomfortable drinking with my folks around EVEN THO they're fine with it (granted I drink responsibly)
>>680585284
The only reason I vape inside casue it's not actual smoke so it does not stick like cig smoke. I'm aware it's bad but then again.. what ISNT bad for us? hell the sun itself can give cancer (this is my exuse why I still vape)
>>680585388
Sup Ruby!
>>680585654
New chapter is a Tomoki chapter.
>>680585431
Lurking isn't pointless
>>680585163
How about the character before?
>>680585388
Hi ruby
>>680585431
Night
And I know this won't last forever, but goddamn it feels like forever since we've been together.
>>680584327
Your tongue tastes like vanilla ice cream. I crave more!
>>680584612
dont claim to many though, its gonna be the end of you.
>>680585284
>speaks about himself
>nobody asked
mongol
Milinda claim
>>680585556
>off by one
I just feel like it is my fault. I know I could have done better...
STOP POSTING LEWDS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
Vidja game waifus count here?
That heterochromia gets me all hot and bothered. As does her bayoneted rocket launcher.
I predict that somebody in this thread will soon get dubs.
>>680585654
>>680585835
Whatsup! New chapter of what?
>>680586034
>mogol
kek
>>680586034
Why are you so mean all the time?
>>680586076
Shut up faggot, i'm the only jerk in this theard
>>680585949
Are you from the original anime thread or 8 chan?
>>680586164
>>680586366
What da fuck duude..
>>680578775
I really hope we get the chance to talk again.
>Sleep well.
>>680585556
Good! My head was spinning a little but I was glad to have a break so tonight it's the same except I'm on earlier than usual and my head isn't hurting anymore :)
>>680585940
Uhm.. she's a short mage and really powerful! But can only use her spells once a day.
>>680585982
Muah~ <3
>>680586229
Because I'm not afraid to be myself and say what am I thinking?
I'm just chen, not mean, cute, or anything else.
>>680586202
Hey, how are you?
>>680585396
>>680586034
Hello Chen
Nice to see you still care about me
>>680585654
What's up Tomoko
>>680585803
Cancer is a weird thing. A lot of things make it more probable but it's mostly a game of chance really. Just do whatever you feel best about, if you have bad genes you'll get lung cancer even if you don't smoke.
>realizing humans are just a ball of potential cancer cells waiting to go off
>>680586556
>>680586479
samefag
>>680586497
Data plans are for chumps. But I am gonna go to sleep.
Ananas.
>>680586548
Megumin!
>>680586614
I'd say live like there's no tomorrow, no need to stress over it. We all die eventually, dosent matter how
>>680586051
Damn I was heh, and when it comes down to assigning blame you can spend a life time tracing it all through, if it wasn't your fault then it was the fault of the people who didn't make the helicopter aerodynamic enough to fly as fast as you wanted. But in reality its nobodies "fault" in situations like those, there's too many factors and players to assign blame
>>680586479
every /waifu/ thread is an unofficial get thread
>>680586577
Good morning Milkman
>>680586754
night
>>680586649
Try again
>>680586614
My first post wasn't for you, you delusional bigot. Are you so obsessed with me?
>>680586922
copycat
who cares about doubles?
>>680586560
I'd say you are mean because you are afraid to be yourself. You seem to be stuck with the assumption that we won't like the other side of Chen, but we will
>>680587035
MOBILEFAG MOBILEFAG
AND YOU OWN A SAMSUNG?
Poor piece of shit kill yourself
>>680586548
Wonderful! Whats the reason your on earlier than usual?
>>680586805
I will also say megumin, because of the n_n
>>680586560
Im doing pretty good, how about you?
>>680586754
You're around pretty late.
I've got no problem in waiting a few days, do not worry about it.
Sleep warm and well, qt.
>Ananas.
>>680586548
Not so explosive anymore huh?
>>680586202
Don't worry about it
>>680586614
nothing much just playing Dark Souls
>>680586754
Goodnight Tomoko! Sleep well man :)
>>680587283
There's only one mage that can use spells once a day lmao
>>680587130
Fuck off, Chen.
>>680586908
Yeah. Thanks for talking with me about it. I needed that.
>>680587263
Oh no. I'm using my phone at 11 at night to browse /b/
You're absolutely autistic aren't you?
Natsume Souseki you fucking dipshit
Japan has a love confession RIGHT IN THE LANGUAGE.
There's no need to turn "I love you" into the melodramatic Japanese equivalent of a love confession straight outta ROMEO AND JULIET.
Japan is fine with "AI SHI TE RU".
(Don't mind me, translations sometimes get me angry.)
>>680586559
All for you darliiiiing
>>680586805
You got it! Haha n_n
>>680587283
No Pre Law to worry about or study for tomorrow :) I have the day off!
>>680587358
I can still be explosive you know...
>>680586805
I'm not afraid of dying, i welcome sweet oblivion
I am afraid of how I will die however, would suck if it was this long, painful way to go out but I guess for the most part we can't control that.
>>680587130
Yes I am
>>680587430
I should really start playing DS
>>680587601
Had to be sure if it was megumin so I went to myanimelist lol
>>680587777
First was my satanic quads and now heavenly quads?
>>680587257
Holy shit, you're so right. I was so blinded by the hate I have for retarded people. Wow, you're right. Not even Cioran would've open my eyes like you.
>>680587489
Where's your ava?
kek
>>680587623
Welp
>>680587777
Those quads ._. and yeah you got it right though at least desu
>>680587540
You ARE POOR HEHEHEHHEHEH
>>680587430
I fucked up, I thought you were goin to bed haha, why not worry about it? is it lewd crude chapter? ;D
>>680587488
Haha true, I was wondering why they were talking to me out of nowhere, but I chalked it up to me being to drunk to remember lol
>>680587527
No problem man! anytime :)
>>680587601
Another day off! A new record! haha, how many days until your semester is over?
>>680588074
>Where's your ava?
I don't have one because it violates Global rule 13.
>>680586922
Its midnight here.
>>680587623
Its pretty neat
>>680588267
Im the other one and dont worry about it
>>680588244
>assumptions
I'm pretty sure I have more wealth than you've even seen in your entire NEET existence
>>680587592
<3
You're gettin' tongue
>>680587601
I dunno who you chosen but she looks kinda like haruhi suzumiya lel
>>680587623
Thats the shitty part.
>>680587777
Checked
>>680588267
They should totally bring up who their previous waifu was to help us remember
>>680588527
I MADE YOU TO INSULT ME SO YOU ARE MAD HEHEHHEHEHE
>>680587489
Be nice to Chen, she's just a kitten
>>680587777
nice quads
>>680588401
if it's past midnight then it's technically morning
>timezones are too much for me
>>680588439
Theres two?! What the hell?
>>680588628
But then it would be no fun
>>680587777
Chizzek'd
>>680588267
Thanks bro :)
Whats new with you?
>>680588183
At least? :(
Claiming. How's everyone?
I'm back, gentilemen.
>>680588928
You have an odd way of fun
>>680589049
I've been better, how bout you?
>>680588267
Right?? I have about a month to go give or take n_n I'm pumped
>>680588628
Kongou from Kantai Collection :) but I can see the resemblance.
>>680588992
N-not that I ever doubted you of course!
>>680589156
Not bad, going to fix some ramen and do homework. What's wrong?
>>680589156
What's it about?
>>680588628
IJN Kongo, a WW1-era battlecruiser that was retrofitted extensively for WW2.
She's a very atraightforward girl and very exuberant. Sorta like a brown-haired Kujou Karen if she grew up. (The fact that both characters share the same VA is a mere coincidence.)
>>680588401
It's been a while since I last asked you about it, but how has your sleep been, Hols?
Haha i have none of the quality's that Hitler did but I think that I'm going to create the 4th Reich haha
>>680588677
Don't forget your helmet if you go outside today dude.
>>680588928
Yeah right around this time the morning one gets off and I get on
>>680589333
Are you saying haruhi clone is... a boat?
>>680588570
Ohhhhhhhhhhh the tongue my favorite!
>>680589352
Can I be a part of this plan pls?
>>680589222
Wow. Was that really a scene? Who could turn her down. Her English voice makes my pants tight.
>>680589360
Hahahahhahahah HEHEHEHEH HE CARES ABOUT MEEEEEE
>>680585396
Edgy for lacking empathy
Thanks for noticing.
>>680585803
It is cool
But so is fighting dargons
Doesnt mean its safe, or even adviseable.
>>680586366
>>680589155
I think that this was meant for you :)
>>680589283
>>680589301
Imagine human girls that can wear specialized armor and cannons that have the souls of old war ships from ww2 fighting to save the world from an evil fleet :) that's the basic of the basic of the show haha. It was based off of a Japanese web browser game.
>>680589489
Yep. Kancolle is a browser game and most of the IJN ships became cute girls.
Kongou's actually nice and not completely bratty.
>>680589049
Doing good. You qt?
>>680589085
Fucking dammit
>>680589156
Qt choice m8. Really hope you stay with her
>>680589682
Edgy for telling everyone you lack empathy.
>>680589594
Yes I do. About your safety. I don't wanna see you get hit by a car or take a fall and bump that empty head of yours.
>>680588974
Nothin much, I learned that I had to go to my moms work early tomorrow morning for a bit so Im not looking forward to that heh
>>680589049
Hows it goin?
>>680589085
Sup tank cutie
>>680589155
Its all about the release
>>680589156
So close! Thats awesome, what did you do with your day off? besides take us on a ruse cruse haha
>>680589420
Ahhh i see, im guessing your the one I usually talk too? haha
>>680589825
If nobody figures it out this could be a fun alternate persona.
>>680589999
I really like this picture, Can I save it?
>>680589352
Im ready meine Fuhrer!
>>680590000
as long as you dont go on in the day yeah and checked
>>680589993
Edgy for talking, huh? Alright.It's not so strange a concept these days. When there's so much to care about, how do you even choose?
>Will you choose to be Edgelord? ((YES) NO )
>>680589682
Ah well, vaping will be the closest thing to blowing out smoke
>>680589745
>>680589811
wtf is with this trent where qt girls based off of objects?? LMAO There's a fucking anime coming up with horse girls HORSE GIRLS doing horse racing
>>680590000
>Checked
>>680588074
I don't know who Cioran is.
I'm glad you understand though
>>680590000
>not just 9000
>90000
>witnessing
I'm just playing my usual game of guess the shitposter.
So far Shinoanon had the best guesses.
>>680589999
>>680590000
Quad over quad. The prophecy has been fulfilled
Has anyone else noticed that Yuno and Chen both started posting right after Mai left?
>>680589825
I think I will for a while :) since Konosuba is working on season 2 and I read the manga so I know what happens at least.. For now I think Kongou is the better choice n_n It's just gonna be hard getting people to realize I'm megumin lol >~<
>>680590000
Checking all these quads. And I slept in, did my nails, finished a book and ate with a few friends :) just a nice relaxing day.
>>680590218
The game has been out since like 2012 Or so so I mean it's not new >~< But I know what you mean. I had no idea about this horse girl thing. Are you for real?
>>680589999
>>680590000
You guys checkem yet? both right next to each other
>>680590218
More advised. Not putting all the nasty chemicals in there. Still, I wouldn't even go there. Picking up addictions for the shit of it?
Meh, whatever.
>>680589999
>>680590000
>>680590360
Tis the magic of /waifu/
>>680589825
Well I just the shit out of some popcorn, but other than that I'm good haha
>>680590023
What other hints can we have?
>>680590480
Gonna miss that whole M is for thing
>>680590464
I'm pretty sure Mai never left, we talked for about one minute two days ago.
>>680590000
>checked
Sounds interesting friend
Get on my level.
>>680590464
Is this suppose to mean anything?
I don't know mai
>>680590480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
I'm not joking
>>680590535
The flavors are neat but I'm not really hooked, got 6mg of nictone, dont think that's alot
>>680590558
Uh that's good to know. Right?
mine
>>680590184
Yeah I usually don't, so looks like your the one for me! :)
>>680590336
I wanna play, got any hints?
>>680590480
Awesome! Nice to hear you had a relax day :) btw whose your new qt
>gonna let this sick show of polygamy slide
>>680590558
How did you do that?
>>680590721
I already made it real easy with the last ones, so I'll try to not repeat those.
There's one person here that could expose me fairly easily.
Counts as a hint, I guess.
>>680591056
so whats new with you
>>680590912
Sorry I don't play limbo
Bored af anyone wanna play some Street Fighter V with me?
>>680590923
I guess if you like taking risks and fighting ramped up difficulty, go for it. Just dont touch the coffin nails
.>>680591124
The weird cartoon bitch, probably?
Rebel shark claimed
>>680591056
Left it in the microwave too long, thought I set it for 2 minutes but set it for 3.
Who has a waifu who's a video game character and pneumonia?
This guy. God damn my chest hurts.
There was also a Devil May Cry anime. I'd recommend it to anyone who's a fan and even to people who may not be.
>>680590721
I'm going to start K is for things don't worry n_n
>>680590923
God damnit you were being serious. I couldn't help but laugh at this lol
>>680591056
Fufufu she's Kongou! From Kantai Collection :)
>It's only polygamy if i have two husbandos just like if you have two waifus.
>>680591460
Done that before. Scorched popcorn has quite the uh.. Aroma
>>680591124
Why is Chaika tonk and BMP variants
>>680591313
Already at death's door where I'm at. These negros around me cant be trusted, wont be suprised one day I get shanked while walking my dog
>>680591504
I wish I wasnt, facepalmed so hard at this
>>680590923
>I don't know 'bout no mai i'm a good boy dindu nuffin
>>680589350
Last night? Alright, gonna sleep more tonight though.
>>680589352
Please do.
>>680591124
Fuck.
>>680591233
Rekt!
>>680591504
I remember saying BOOOOSSSHHHKK to you as a greeting but you never replied but K is for kongou
>>680591313
>The weird cartoon bitch, probably?
I am not sure who you are referring to and whether you refer to the person capable of exposing me easily or to my actual waifu.
So probably not.
>>680591620
Why the hell not? Others, too. See this Leopard I.
>>680591124
I literally have no clue. This isn't as obvious as you think it is.
>>680591939
>DINDU NUFFIN
>HE A GOOD BOI
>HE GO TO SHURCH
>HE GO TO SKOOL
Fuck with me and not no more he won't
>>680591710
Live it up, then, I guess. Sucks if you get nog'd though. I'd rather die doing something awesomely stupid.
Like fighting a grizzly...
Ok maybe not that, but something else awesome.
>>680592127
Are you a boat?
>>680591980
>>680590166
>>680589504
LMAO retards
>LMAO retards
>>680592234
There is a good chance of that.
>>680592028
Did you? I must have missed it D: I'm sorry.. K is for Keeping track of replies poorly
>>680591710
Sigh.. I guess it's not the weirdest thing out there for anime.. but still.
>>680592196
Yuno is a WHORE and tried to kill Yukki so she could cuck him with him from another dimension
>>680592275
FUUUUUCK
>>680592275
>¿
>>680592371
You're the boat. The... boat, thing. Boat waifu.
>>680584731
>Tsuyu smiling
fake
>>680592485
Someone say shipfu?
>>680592371
Are you Atago?
>>680591199
Nothin much, the spiders came back in my room so now the bugs are gone so thats good heh, what about you?
>>680591124
Im gonna guess operator anon?
>>680591460
Rekt
>>680591504
Nice, im adding that to my list, I also dont think I ever asked where megumin was from either! haha
>either way you spin it....its wrong, one waifu for laifu
>>680592234
My folks think I'm secretly psycho so they keep the "home defense gun" locked up only for me to call them for the code if I REALLY need it.. so I carry a knife where ever I go...
>>680592381
Nuking japan was a mistake
>>680592469
YUNO DINDU NUFFIN SHE A GUD GURL
SHE JUST GOT ABUSED BY ADOBTED PARANTS SHE GO TO CHURCH N SKOOL
>>680592686
No.
>>680592735
That would make sense, but no.
I also am not Mussolini.
Hi. First time in one of these.
I like Mio.
>>680592764
>Nuking japan was a mistake
Tell me more about how few people would have died if the war went on.
>>680585982
Lol Rikka, I love that face
>>680592381
Water under bridge dude. Guessing that I'd have to make another thug pic?
>>680592965
Fuck off newfag your kind isn't welcome here.
>>680592965
Hello new friend of the thread. Welcome!
>>680592982
Trump pls go loan a million and pay some taxes
Have Mai and singles ever been seen in the same room together?
>>680592965
Welcome. What anime is your waifu from?
>>680592950
Damn, thats it for me then, im shitty with all these jap names haha
>>680592965
Welcome friend! Hows it goin?
yandere is best dere
>>680592686
The one that's an actual boat. I don't really know..
>>680592764
Shotgun with salt rounds. Dont need blood and chunks all over everything. A man in agony is good enough for me.
>I'll shoot you again!
>>680593088
Everyone's welcome, faggot. I think.. I dont really care.
>>680592965
Hey Mio, how are you doing? Welcome!
>>680592992
I love it too isnt it adorable?!?
>>680593344
If everyone is welcome than no one is welcome.
>>680592735
Konosuba! That's megumins show :)
>Nu uh! Because I'm a girl I can have as many waifus as I want and only one husbando. Duh.
>>680592764
But if we didn't I wouldn't have my waifus :(
>>680592993
It would be really really sweet of you if you did.. the first one you did for megumin still cracks me up
>>680593344
>The one that's an actual boat.
Clarify.
>>680592735
playing league of legos
>>680593415
We're all faggots. Let's just say that. Besides, you're not even waifu'ing, anon.
But then again, I don't really care.
>>680593517
B-boat... the, uhh.. the boat.. one. That's a boat.
She's a boat?
Um... not on or in a boat, or actually a boat, but like... boat.
Boat.
>>680593329
This guy knows whats up
>>680593344
Salt.. round? I mean I would prefer not to kill someone but I will not hesitiate if I abolutely MUST
>>680593513
True.. true... I wouldnt have Yuno..
>>680593369
>>680593112
>>680593267
>>680593325
Thanks guys. She's from K-ON!
the moeblob high school band anime. She's the bassist
>>680593608
im so upset the voice actress died.
>>680593667
Nice. There are quite a few K-ON! fans that stop by in here. Nice to meet you
>>680593637
You might be on to something.
>>680593667
Didnt appreciate the bass until I met Mio and les claypool <3
>>680593754
i crie erry tiem
