im calling bs that 4chan will end in 3 hours
but if it is, lets end our community with a /fluffy/ GIGATHREAD
>>680567501
What the hell are you talking about?
Not op
i dont remer well, but aomu dude says he's some dude from anonimus and he says they are gona take down 4chan at midnight
I realy dont belibe it
>>680568851
>>680568852
Dude that's copypasta
B U M P
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>>680569099
I know, but im yust answering your question.
So I'm trying to draw fluffies. How would you describe their look? I know they are supposed to be like midget ponies, but they seem to more closely resemble pigs, hamsters, or rodents.
>>680569754
I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE HERE BOOBANON BUT I AM SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU!
well, it hasn't ended, so i guess we're good
Midnight in what time zone?
>>680570168
Yea thats true
>>680569891
that does not look fluffy at all
>>680568852
midnight where
Don't 404 on me, baby!
>>680571771
>>680571554
Doing my part to prevent that from happening.
>>680571824
>>680571872
Anyone here have the tale of Goldie?
bumpity bumpity
>>680571063
Fuck, did Mutagen do this one?
>>680567501
>And Nothing Of Value Was Lost
>>680567501
Where did you hear that?
>>680573168
Every time I read this, it reminds me there's some hope of good out there.
>>680573448
I really fucking hate carnivorous duck. Like unreasonably so.
>>680573448
>>680573448
HNNNNG FUCK YES
>>680574737
god damn i love this so much
>>680575088
thnx Anon
anyone got anything involving fire? not an oven but setting a fluffy on fire.
>>680571447
That's a carpdime style fluffy
>>680572809
Kinda looks like his style
>>680575685
>>680576041
>>680575972
but thats just a fluffy nai-
>baby is on fire screaming for help
nice
>>680576041
noice m8
>>680576113
this is what i wanted. thank you anon.
>>680576113
>>680575820
it looks good alright
but just not really fluffy
>>680576209
>>680576113
wadde fugg is this ?
Anything where the sheer stupidity of the fluffy kills it?
>>680573433
Who the fuck makes this shit and why do I laugh so hard every time I see it?
>>680568852
HABEEB IT
>>680576326
all these has satisfied me. thank you for the fire based fluffs anon.
>>680576258
This one fluffy enough for you?
>>680576451
That is a fluffy trying to climb up that wall, my good man.
>>680576326
>>680576682
looks like a retarded owl
>>680576761
>>680576926
dat autism
Requesting a dump of The Epic of Greg and Fallout Russian Guy
>>680577031
>>680576926
My fucking sides
>>680576451
its the top of the head. the brown protrusion right under the white is its horn.
>>680577226
>>680569754
Just look at has been already drawn and draw inspiration from there.
It would be good if you'd do them closer to what a pony looks like, but at this stage, everyone's accustomed to the pig hamster look.
>>680577093
>>680577379
>doesnt see ponies as pig hamsters already
Does anyone have the island fluffy story?
>>680577477
Ponkie Pie isn't a pig hamster!
>>680577859
it isnt going to be anything soon.
>>680567501
omg... you're literally a fifteen year old.
Kekozzle
>>680573433
oh my god
>>680577090
I want the whole thing. It's great.
>>680573792
Agreed. I could forgive the fact that he just pumps out the most mundane, cliched abuse that we've all seen a hundred thousand times if only his art style wasn't so goddamn hideous. Shit, I would even look at that garbage if he was doing anything remotely interesting.
>>680576677
ya that looks fluffy
>>680578501
You can't have the whole thing, it was never finished
>>680570952
Outta fuckin nowhere FIRE IN YOUR ASS!
>>680567501
This nigger right here thinks the Anonymouseeee copypaste is real
>>680569754
They are sometimes called "horsepigrats" because of their proportions.
>>680580364
>>680580524
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>>680580666
Back Satan, Back I Say
>>680580799
nu wan be enfie babbeh ?
>>680579598
This is why I don't go to doctors. I sometimes fear about going to one and they find out that I have about a month to live.
>>680581059
nu am mawe
>>680577859
+1
>>680581317
Now for the story of everyone's favorite smarty.
>>680581581
>>680581477
Nu am mawe
>>680581581
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
This story.
>>680581653
Why am I so obsessed with fluffies? It's like a mind virus.
>>680581750
>>680581783
There are many theories, but it depends on you really.
>>680581882
>>680581950
>>680582015
>>680571872
Holy fucking shit this one is amazing.
>>680576926
Fucking gold
>>680582105
I wish to never feel sexual arousal without any means of getting rid of it.
>>680582268
Fin
>>680571951
This one was pretty epic. Normally I'm not a big fan of outright faol death, but her eating the other one.. Wow.
>>680579749
I don't understand why people with zero artistic talent make drawing tutorials. It's like taking bird seeing classes from Ray Charles or drumming lessons from Lars Ulrich.
I never related more to a fluffy than I do now.
>>680581581
Who's the "artist"?
>>680583273
Of the actual fluffs? It's in the filename. Not sure if they decided on the rough cut n paste on the McDonalds ad.
>>680583273
RingOfFire
>>680583531
he's talking about the smarty story (the file name was just numbers), not the carpdime mcdonalds one
>>680583980
Not gonna lie. My brain fried hard. Long day at work.
Fluffies are biologically possible. Using viruses to implant genes is easy business these days, and has been used to make bio-luminescent rabbits.
>Start with pick related; pigmy pone or something similar.
>Enlarge the parietal lobe, temporal lobe, and cerebellum and you could increase potential for speech and language comprehension.
>Pre frontal cortex could be tweeked for sentients.
>The amygdala would be enlarged too, meaning they would have more emotion, and need human interaction to be happy and function
>These brain enhancements would mean they would need more time to develop functionally, like a dog being born deaf and blind, fluffies would be born more helpless.
>Change the gene that develops hooves so they are softer, like the pads on a dog's foot.
>Changing the structure of the jaw and mouth would take some trial and error, but could reduce their biting power(they won't need much to eat sketties and kibble) and give them vocalization
>Making their guts able to handle an omnivorous diet would have the unfortunate poor digestion problem, basically, they'd still be shitrats, but hopefully they have a stronger sphincter.
Only thing I can't work out is how instincts work, so they can't be programmed yet, but I have a theory it is neural pathways something has formed with brain development. So instead of learning you love sketties, it'd be in your programming, like turtles making a mad dash for the sea. Also, wings. Adding another pair of joints would be tricky.
Thoughts?
>>680576926
Kek
>>680584247
wings are basically just tendons attached to loose skin, at least in my headcanon.
>>680582576
kek.
there are much, much worse artists than foxhoarder. that tutorial could be helpful to them. the recent resurgence of fluffy threads on /b/ has also brought a whole new slew of artists to fluffybooru - some are great, but many of them fucking suck.
>>680576980
Holy shit, nice.
>>680582576
They've made one more drawing tutorial than they had before.
If nothing else, the fact that they learned something from the experience is the only reason it requires to exist.
>>680584624
it seems like there are also way too many stories with no drawings
Also, I've really loved enfie babies, and want to see more. May have to write them into my next stories.
Senor Goy, awaaaaay!
>>680584601
same here. seems like a lot more of the older stories (or ones made by mlp fans trying to impart more pony qualities onto fluffies) had fluffies that could actually hover/glide/fly, or horns that could do magic, or other dumb shit.
useless wings also makes it all the more amusing when the fluffy is particularly attached to them, to the point where it would rather keep its fucking wings than its legs. pic fukken related
>>680585099
>>680585099
>>680585099
same here, which makes me feel like a particularly sick fuck. seems like everyone hates enfie babies, but i love seeing foals suffer, and it doesn't get much worse than a good ol' bit of buttrape.
Pillow fluffs and litterpals are like basically one hundred percent the best story fodder
>>680585068
i have a small handful of favorite fluffy stories that i'd love to illustrate, if i ever get around to it.
>>680585627
agreed, along with enfie/poopie baby abuse.
>>680582268
Never go through hormone replacement then.
>>680586214
Will avoid that as much as possible.
artist-kun comes up with the most hilarious butchered sentences. i'm not sure if he uses an online translator or just has poor english skills, but it's fucking funny. i can't remember if it was him, quickhorn, or mwike that came up with the "shit's so fragile is broken by all" phrase.
>>680586415
Honk Honk
does anyone have the story of the pregnant chick that got trapped in a trailer by a stupidly large herd of fluffies trying to turn her into some milk source, dreams about snuggling with what she thinks is her puppy Clifford, and wakes up to fluffies screaming about a jingle monster?
i miss abuse-sir. his drawings were crude, but he had a knack for portraying fluffs that were cute/pitiful, yet at the same time just seemed to beg to be abused
>>680583800
thanks!
>>680586925
he deleted all of his shit from the booru, but others have re-uploaded a few of his things. the only other things he made (that i know of) are the "good manners" comic, the comic about the neighbor giving her fluffy to the bearded neighbor guy, and the "life of an adult" comic. they get posted in almost every fluffy thread on here, though
Cute, helpless and abuseable are pretty much synonyms when it comes to fluffies.
>>680585068
That's how fluffies started. and as god as my witness, that's how they're gonna die.
>>680587543
whoops, didn't mean to post that
>>680587354
Thats awesome! I love seeing ferals just trying to survive.
>>680584247
My one wish in life is for fluffies to become a reality.
>>680587472
What the absolute fuck?
>Yes I'll take this one
>Please amputate it
>Here let's blind it too
>>680585627
Look at that fat yellow pillowfluff watching that tv he doesn't deserve
This was the first fluffy image I've ever seen... now I have 5 gigs of this shit.
>>680585068
which would be fine if a lot of the stories didn't suck as well
my fluffy folder's only got ~500 or so pics, but i'm trying to post some stuff that you don't see very often. if anyone has a request for a specific piece/theme/artist, i'll see what i can do
>>680570952
thats... not like the song goes...
>>680587543
I like it.
>>680581440
I wish mwike or even RQ could re do this picture. CarnivorousDuck's art is fucking abhorrent
>>680587896
is that you, yippyskippy?
>>680587543
>>680587664
Now all I want is to see her get killed and the babies to starve
>>680571771
haven't seen this in a while...
>>680587960
Have any micro fluffies?
>>680588093
one of the things on my to-do list is to do something like this, but like an entire factory full of them
>>680586759
oh god that sounds awesome
>>680582353
"Just putting your plush toy out of its misery"
>>680588264
it's the same mare/foals from this comic....the 'happy' scenario is just one of her catatonic dreams as a milkbag
>>680588093
This motherfucker has 621 pictures uploaded, all of them in this atrocious style.
Why? He's obviously talented as well as prolific. Why churn out so much shit, knowing that it's shit? Is it because the buttfuck retard autistic community eats up any little scrap happily so long as it's sufficiently abusive?
>>680587861
he wanted to be extra safe, so blinding him is one way
I prefer short fluffy stories to long ones. In a long story you'll have to invest a lot of time before you know if its going to be worth it, while shorter stories arent too disappointing even if they dont turn out great.
That said, Fluffy Lake is still my all-time favorite story. Every sentence of it is pure fluffy gold!
>>680587244
I hate when people delete their shit. Fucking assholes.
>>680588453
I know. I saw it in a thread a few nights ago, and I cannot find it.
>>680588690
post pls?
>>680587861
in the fluffy world, some people believe that blinding/amputating their fluffy will lead to a more docile pet that isn't as prone to knocking shit over, shitting all over the place, drowning in a water dish, and obsessing over sex
>>680582353
Welp. That was sad.
>>680588690
>>680589058
yeah, hell, might as well post the rest
>>680589203
>>680588370
who is the artist?
>>680589203
>>680589278
If anyone ever found out I liked this shit, I'd probably kill myself
>>680589278
>>680589116
Eh, It's hard for me to feel bad for a smarty.
>>680577031
>Crazy Bitch
>>680589407
Same, but I love seeing these pieces of worthless garbage die in the most insufferable way possible. I love to see the way they beg for their life or try to prove themselves as smart. Their retarded mindset, coupled with their baby babbling, makes me happy inside when I see them suffering.
>>680589407
>>680589278
if my family/friends ever found i was the one that drew this demented shit, i'd do the same.
>>680589670
<- mid-season finale, fuckers.
>>680589852
Mexicans and fluffies
>>680581403
kek'd
>>680590295
How do you eat glass and not know it
>>680590578
Was probably crushed pretty fine or they don't chew the spaghetti, but inhale it.
>>680590578
Fluffies can't even figure out that blood is a limited resource. They're also easily distracted. If you just made it small chunks (which can be just as sharp as normal chunks of glass) then I would imagine they'd be more interested in the fact that its spaghetti than the fact that it sort-of hurts.
>>680590578
Fluffies really are that stupid
>>680590238
More?
>>680590144
Now THAT'S a good fluffy story! :D
>>680570952
everyones a critic. the little guy tried, he didn't deserve abuse, i mean its not like he made bad poopies
>>680582353
Wow. holy fuck.
>>680591522
That's what makes it so funny.
>>680591522
He made a statement that he couldnt back up, so fuck him with fire in his ass.
>>680591725
Umm, no
>>680591522
probably sang it in a major key, fucking fluffies are so goddamn stupid they don't understand western tonality and basic music theory, jesus christ I hate them so much
you saw it here first
>>680591761
Yeah, this artist goes places. Shame they pussed out.
>>680591855
do it better, cunt.
>>680592073
Those fluffies are fucking huge.
>>680592120
>>680590144
>>680585470
More of these
Anyone got the good mummah story?
>>680592120
fucking love that blue one's face as he rubs his ass on the carpet, also the face he makes when he eats his brother's shit in part 3.
>>680592276
>>680592232
Hmmm... Part 3's too big to upload.
Sorry, here's a link to the booru part. https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36560#search=artist%3ARingOfFire
Will crop later.
I SERIOUSLY need HELP on fluffy vocabulary!
Found the fluffy vocabulary http://fluffypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vocabulary
but it is NOT enough !!
for instance :
mom is so happy ! finally I got babbies ! ( pain ) mom will be the best mom, will give you plenty of milk so you can all be strong ! especially you, best babby
How you will translate that?
>>680593052
Goddammit. The finale too.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36561#search=artist%3ARingOfFire
I'm going to cut them up.
>>680593077
I bet there's an autist in the booru somewhere making a fluffy text conversor
not that I would say it's retarded
but it may be helpful
>>680585948
love it
>>680586214
How so? Surely you can find a nice fella to plus your anus with his manhood.
>>680592073
holy fuck, new art from thefalsewolf!!!!