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>>680546433
how about some milf mirror shots... younger milfs
http://m.imgur.com/TxLsWrj?r
how would you fuck her?
>>680546928
I wouldn't. She is fucking gross.
bump
>>680546928
I'd borrow her credit card and buy tons of stuff for myself. Then not pay her back.
>>680546616
I have he weirdest boner from that
>>680547541
>>680547721
more more...
>>680546928
Missionary for procrastination
God I cant wait to be childless in my late 30s, gonna dive headlong into so much milf puss. Just 15 or so more years...
>>680548866
>>680548919
anyone know who she is?
and are there more?
Just turned 21, and I want to serve the whims of a mature woman badly. I live in a pretty ratchet town though, I'm not interested in too many black women, and I have no connections... I figure going to bars is a start, but I have no wingmen to help me, and I'll have to go it alone. Thoughts, please? Thank you in advance.
>>680553750
I am childless and 34. Trust me you will prefer the young pussy you are probably chasing now.
MILFs like some of these are hard to find man. Usually if a mom takes care of herself she has a rich husband and a ring on her finger that you couldn't afford on 5 years pay.
>>680546928
think she should be throatfucked first or would you just fuck her ass?
>>680553971
Make sure to hit upscale places. Wine bars and members clubs. I also recommend a running club (you gotta be in shape or you have no chance with a hot milf) or some sort of yoga.
Hot milfs are gonna be like hot young chicks. They know they have pick of the litter, except these bitches often have money and lots of free time.
It ain't easy trust me.
>>680553971
I'm turning 20 soon and need a MILF. I figure my best chances would be pick up tourists but shit I can't even get girls my own age.
I feel like I'd have to be drinking age to have a chance.
fuk
>>680550988
More of her
>>680547415
more?
>>680546928
right in the pussy
>>680555476
feel like she would get a good facefucking first? what else would you do to her?
>>680553315
need those tits unleashed, good sir.
>>680555476
Uhm, that's gross. Perv. x)
>>680554928
more of her?
>>680554236
Truth. 30fag here, average looks. the few bitches my age that look good are either married or engaged. and the other ones look fucking used up as shit, like 40's+
Wow keep posting
>>680555915
Yup. I am kinda pissed because I stayed in shape and was fortunate keep a full head of hair but I still struggle to score pussy my age. Younger chicks are easier (I am 34 and my last few gf has all been 25-30) but I thought at this stage and with my stats I would be banging chicks my age left and right.
Sucks.
>>680551347
jesus fuck wifey
>>680546433
Who is this OP? Some cam model right?
>>680554236
Damn you guys, bummerville.
>>680554236
both kids are off to college and 37 here.
i been fucking 19-22 year olds who don't know any better. the ones my age are either rich or don't fuck around.
>>680556701
maybe your just an unlikable cunt?
>>680557219
you're*
>>680557040
Not to say it isn't fun being 30s single with no ex-wife and kids!!!! But I just thought it would be more of a pussy storm.
>>680557131
I don't know how you can stand to even be around them that young. The 25 yo chick I was fucking last summer was so damn stupid with regard to how the world and life works.
>>680557219
could be but the numbers of worthwhile and single chicks above age 30 drop exponentially. Just a warning. Not problems scoring chicks in their 20s.
beeeeeeeotch
>>680556526
hnggg.jpg
damn. moar?
will contriboot randomness i've found on b, starting with obligatory
>>680554868
You're an idiot.
First off, this is a milf thread; SO, goto pof.com. They are all over the place there.
Some tips; smile in your pics. Nothing topless or otherless and no sending them dick pics. Don't hit them up "baby, wanna fuck?" not gonna work.
Dead serious, do some e-mails back and forth on POF with them, move to text and just take some time (with lots of them at the same time). Some will peal off, most will want to meet; go somewhere nice and don't be too agressive on the first date. Following that; get the second date and EZPZ.
>>680552764
That's the most photoshopped thing I've ever seen in my life. You'd have to be retarded to think that's how a normal person looks.
>>680556701
Yeap. I went to school late so i'm still finishing up grad school. Just gonna bang college chicks and hope I find one worth keeping. No luck yet, but have been having fun.
>>680554928
So, let me tell you about my experience with MILFS.
Imagine you're 30 or 40 years old. You're not doing AWFUL at scoring lays, but you could certainly be doing BETTER. Then this chick at least 10 years younger than you comes at you, flirting full-force and clearly not joking about it. What do you do? You do exactly what a MILF in that situation would: fuck that piece of ass SENSELESS. That's how MILFs frequently see shit, honestly. If you're 20-something and even remotely good-looking, you've got a GREAT chance. Hell, offering her the opportunity to get you drunk if you're "just slightly" underage will probably be a huge turn-on for her.
I know cause I dated a couple MILFS in my early college years. One of them was very, VERY forward and honest about her attraction to younger men (learned a lot about cougars by talking with and fucking her). And though I'm normally awkward as fuck, I also read people very well. I could tell the women who were flirting with me were NOT joking around and wanted some young cock bad. First time in my life I'd ever felt confident around women was, ironically, around a MILF.
Hang in there, bro. You'll get some soon, just keep looking.
>>680557781
obligatory
>>680557922
I should note, if your are a younger cat looking for a cougar; its not like the "movies"; it will take some effort. If you put the effort in, you will banging milf's no problem. Treat them like a fuck hole than don't expect anything but trailer park trash if you can even get that. Just treat that gals nice and with some respect and you will have pussy galore.
>>680552764
BRUH dis chick got locked in the krabby patty vault
>>680557781
is this the same milf?
>>680556526
moar plox
>>680553971
Got to a bar. Talk to one.
See where it gets you.
Rinse and repeat.
That's how a banged a milf.
>>680558381
no idea, i've only seen the towel set and most of them were shit anyways. face looks similar but rest doesn't look right
>>680557800
When she at the dealership she opted for that double wide chassis
>>680557922
>You're an idiot.
Sorry I apparently offended you or something.
I am sure you will get a lot of quality milf pussy off POF and by treating them like a fuck hole. Yup, lots of grade A hot milk action. Sure.
>>680558009
I am half way through an undergrad so I am in the same boat! So much hot pussy on campus but damn it is tough once they open their mouths.
>>680558684
Wow
>>680558684
MOAR! THE GODS DEMAND IT!
>>680558684
I usually like fake tits but damn I feel in this case she went overboard. Super hot body though damn
You've given me hope, anon.
Sounds like I'm in for some happy hunting
>>680559611
This is what you will find at your local bar and on a dating website. If you want to fuck that (especially if you are young and not gross so you can pull pussy your own age) I feel sorry for you.
>>680557781
its naughty alysha
>>680546928
Anally
>>680558341
Can't stop laughing at that motherfucking dog.
>>680559856
At least in grad school some of the chicks gotta have seen a bit of the world yeah?? That is what kills me is the chicks in my classes are so new to life.
I actually hit on the professors more than anyone! My analytical mechanics teacher is a fine ass milf with a tight body and no kids (so of course she is married)
I love it when you virgins give each other advice from your fantasy worlds
>>680558341
this dog looks too human
>>680554410
Fuck her armpit and eat her ass.
>>680560154
+10 internets for /b/ro
>>680560243
Nope. Even ones who have LITERALLY seen it, i went on a 2 week study tour to central america.
One chick spent half the time complaining about her dbag boyfriend and that she didn't need to make decision's because she's "only" 23 and still young and immature. seriously. calling herself immature and using it as an excuse to be a fuckwit.
the other one was just a fucking ditz, was naive, lived on snapchat, and bragged about how her pictures of her trip got more likes than the chick above. yes, they got emotionally hurt when they failed this competition.
both were cute/hot though, so society will keep the moving forward. part of me hopes their looks fade before they realize what dumbasses they are though.
Would my mother qualify
>>680562035
I dont know, she got tits?
>>680562114
Second the motion.
>>680561261
God damn anon we are cut from the same cloth! This is exactly what I am talking about. They care about such unimportant shit. Maybe it was because when I was their age snapchat/ig/facebook didn't even exist.
Fuck I just want to me the female version of myself. Average looks, no baggage, not fat and smart.
Life is hard.
>>680562232
i hope it's your cum there
>>680562114
Um best I got
>>680562035
I'd nut in her mouth and make her snowball you.
>>680553971
Get tinder on your phone and set the search in more than 40 years.
>>680555018
that's crissy moran. met her about 15 yrs ago. a friend of my older brother who has a business photographing nude girls brought her to a party at our house.
>>680562232
God, anyone have the source of this? It's been a long ass time since I've seen it.
>>680562352
fucking wish. check filename, another /b/find.
>>680562237
yeap. found an article called "fuck you i'm not a millenial" because most people group me in with these morons. from aol to twitter, this stuff came out WHILE i was growing up. i didn't have a smarthphone since middleschool and don t'know any other way.
unimportant shit is the truth, like i said, i found a few undergrads that, while they weren't wise, knew that bitches who complained about unimportant shit bothered them, and those are the ones i gravitate to.
dumb bitch concerned with unimportant shit, pic related. she has a fuckin smoking body though.
>>680562400
looks like D's at least, unless one of those super-cheater push-ups.
titfuck/10, sure you don't got moar?
>>680563309
God damn what a hot little body. These young guys looking for milf pussy just don't yet realize. I didn't at their age either. Such is the circle of life.
Best of luck in school anon. I went to back to college to do it right at age 31 and I will graduate with the degree I always wanted in a couple semesters. Never too late.
Some Lani to balance the thread. Shave balls!
>>680549570
bad boob job is oh so good
>>680563920
shave balls
>>680555697
She looks like a fucking Jew
>>680563920
Yeah man. Slim and big tits. I got to put them in my face but that was it. She had some guilt over her douchebag boyfriend back in the states while we were there. Then of course he dumps her fucking ass days after we get back. HA!
I'm hangin in there. Mostly I am in a new progrma and there's one my-way-or-the-highway teacher that I have a hard time not punching in the face every fucking class. She's well known in her field, but she's a raging cunt.
Had a friend introduce me to a late 40's early 50's chick. Slim decent tits, butterface. She tried to grab my junk almost the first time i met her, and i coudl probably still get some, but not sure if it's worth it cause she's slept around.
Fellow /b/ros, buy a cordless, battery operated trimmer, and keep your shit trimmed at least if you don't already. I do that then razor just the balls and under the shaft. Feels good and chicks like it, cause you're smooth where their hands and mouth are, they don't get hairballs, and you don't look bald and get razor burn and breakouts.
>>680558381
kelly burgess, one of my favorites
>>680565019
thank /b/ro, i'll correctly label at least one of the photos in my milf folder. since i'm running out of milfs, i'm just gonna go to my favorite, huge fucking tits.
>>680563920
peace >>680564823
>>680563127
Tell more. She quit because she had an awakening of some kind. Any more of these kinds of pics?
>>680567712
yes please
>>680556701
You must have a shit personality
>>680568574
All that set
>>680568726
Holy shit, more?
>>680559611
any more of thid lovely?
>>680567712
NO, thanks
>>680569336
*this
>>680567492
>>680568574
Why are Buddhist motifs so fucking fashionable for the conventional pornographic aesthetic?!
>>680546433
some fantastic montgomery glands she got there
hey look, its mom
>>680569130
Well, everything you want share m8
>>680558156
Nice fake tits. Glad to see some actual cock action. Stop with the lame solo poses, I need some milfs going to pound town.
>>680546928
I typically use my dick
>>680569515
sauce
>>680569024
More
>>680570183
>>680570124
>>680570257
>>680570356
>>680570435
just make an imgur album dude...
lol you fail
Some old stuff?
>>680553472
She's camel toeing the fuck out of that lingerie goddamn nice
>>680558487
please come here!! joje
>>680571829
>>680571933
keep going!
>>680571211
Da fuq you talkin about? What did he fail on?
>>680569515
Sauce?
>>680547626
God I love America....late 30 to early 40 year old women with big boobs...Yummmm
>>680572506
her name is danni ashe, if anyone was curious.
>>680572924
That's fucking hot
>>680572075
last thing you see before you die...
>>680557932
whats wrong with you fucking faggot
>>680554502
More?
>>680562400
wow
>>680575329
Would titfuck.
>>680575329
>>680575809
loved every time I did
@680575925
stop posting... please.
>>680575711
>>680576264
nudes?
>>680575428
name? i know someone knows
some anon's aunt, will dump what i have
Damn...
Everytime i lurk these threads I feel the urges to search my mom's photo gallery and run file recovery of her phone
>>680578093
>>680578190
>>680578232
>>680578290
>>680578388
>>680578500
so, shes a lesbion??
>>680578599
>>680578611
no, they are sisters
>>680562035
hell yeah
>>680558156
wtf is that dude wearing?
>>680580857
hilarious and original
>>680572924
>o
That is one sturdy headboard..
we fucked
>>680559856
More?
Love older women
Another
>>680579108
>>680579594
>>680579819
More of her please.
Yummy.
>>680574945
topmilf
She loves my cum
there's this milf customer at my work who always compliments me, basically about the same thing every week too. wtf?
She needs cock
>>680583985
way to ruin the pic...
>>680584024
While the thread is up, talk about it. Describe her, too.
Covered her
>>680579108
>>680579594
>>680579819
She doesn't realize how sexy she is.
Please post more of her ASAP
>>680585108
Are those Minnie panties?
>>680584874
Another
How the fuck do you locate cougar bars?
>>680546433
those fucking sunglasses though
>>680585772
Keep them coming!
>>680585495
Do you have more of her in this look?
>>680579108
>>680579594
>>680586244
>>680586348
do you mean the outfit or spreading her legs?
>>680549570
plastic surgery disaster.. moar?
>>680586558
A little of each, if you please.
>>680587249
I think I'm a fan of her already. Thanks for contributing. Does she happen to have an album up, by chance?
>>680587381
Nice milf to end the bread.
>>680558156
chick looks like a fuckin toaster strudel...
>>680587516
yeah i have more than 400 pics of her
>>680587907
Need
>>680587907
Does she know that you're posting her photos? How did you get her to agree to take these pics? She admire the pros in the magazines or what, and she's living out one of your or her deepest fantasies?
>>680587907
WANT
>>680587907
How can one earn the right to more of her and that content?
>>680588072
>>680588271
>>680588325
>>680588366
www.poringa.net/posts/imagenes/2434457/Increible-Senora-de-40-anos---Diosa---45-Fotos---Parte-20.html
you can find her 20 albums here
>>680558341
Kek, that dog looks just like Brendan, someone should do a JUST
>>680588613
Thanks
>>680584394
"she" probably has one
>>680572075
moar please
>>680588613
You know her?
>>680589357
yes but i won't give any details
>>680589532
but she is argentinian,right?
>>680564504
moar
>>680572148
moar
