does the pope shit in the woods?

I would do it for even less ;)

>>680537555

I'd have sex with anything for 10 mill.

>>680537555
Before or after taxes?

there are no girls with dicks
just guys with tits.

For 10 million I'd do that shit on live TV and make my mother sit in the room

>>680537821
after taxes

>>680537846
all guys have tits

>>680537821
I like you

No homo

>>680537555

not gay, but fuck yes i would for 10 million dollars. thats a life changing sum of money right there. i could easily forget what happened with that kinda money.

>>680537555
I've spoken to that camgirl, she's pretty cool.

I'd pay $42 to do her.

>>680537555
You mean a dude

I would fuck a fleshlight in a raging bulls ass for 10 million.

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>>680537821
oh jew

The only questions are,
Who is getting penetrated?
How long of sex, until one of us cums?
Can I be as high/drunk/tripped up, as I want to be?

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>girl
>dick
>girl
>dick
><>><<>><

I'd pay up to 200 dollars

>>680537555
I would only have sex with it for 5 years for that kind of cheese

I'd have her fuck me even if she had aids for 10M

>>680538062
is that a yes or a no

>>680537555
I don't have $10,000,000, but if I did, sure.

forgot to sage

oops

>>680538197
both fuck
about an hour, she cums her lady sperm wherever she wants
yeah you can be high/drunk

if i was the top. then yes.

prolly do it for $1000

>>680537998
Is she still? I got uninterested after her body mod shit

Do I pitch or catch?

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mfw all the anons thinking you have to pay

OP was asking would you do it to get 10 mil

>>680537665
It's either that, or a bear gave me communion.

>>680538391
both

>>680537555
I don't have that kind of money, unfortunately.

Id lick a niggers asshole for that much

>>680537988
>not gay
>having sex with a trap is gay

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I'll do it for free.

>>680537555
Is this a real question? The fuck is wrong with you of course I'd do it anyone with a brain would do it.

>>680538251
Best post ITT

>>680537555
yes, i'd do it for free and suck that delicious cock dry.

For 10 mil yeah, then again I'm bisexual.

>>680538439
You couldn't be more incorrect, you silly willy

>>680537555
I'd receive for free and never flee

>>680538678

Then you need to practice your english

>>680537937
Ohhh yah what he said

>>680538339
Shit, as long as I can be shitfaced, then sure.
About an hour is easy to get through when I'm fucked up.

>>680537555
>>680537555

Sauce>>680537998
>>680537998
Name

>>680537555
nah... I don't have $10,000,000.

>>680538588
Having this much homophobia as to imply they wouldn't do it for that much money.

>Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick for $10,000,000?

I'd let him fuck me for that price.

>>680537555
If she's feminine enough where you can't tell it's actually a man, fuck yes I would

I would do it for free actually. Am I gay for this?

>>680539096
nope

>>680537555

i've had sex with a girl who has a dick.

it cost me £200.

>>680538953
Underrated post

>>680537555
I just fucked one I met off Grindr yesterday...... For free...... So yeah I would take the money lol

>>680537555
I'd do it for free.
Also trips

>>680538588
He didn't say he'd enjoy it faggot. You aren't gay if you get anal raped just because it's gay sex.

Id even do it for 1million

>>680539096
No, its a fantasy, unless acted upon

>>680539096
the gay test is if you're at all sexually turned on by little boys

if you answer yes you're definitely gay

>>680539174
Dude have you ever seen those ladyboys over at Thailand and the Philippines?
>>680539295
But I do want to fuck a trap

>>680538924
Sara Salazar

>>680537998
>>680538207
>>680538251
>>680538598
>>680538618
GTFO this thread obviously isn't for you faggots. This thread is directed to straight men. Btw fuck yes I would just imagine all the pussy all the cars you'll have after you wash your mouth out

>>680539190
>Overrated
Fify

>>680539388
If you want to fuck one you may be bi, huge emphasis on may be

>>680537555
A girl with a dick is a bloke.

>>680537555
there are no girls whith dicks

>>680539560
I feel no attraction whatsoever for men. But there's just something about a pretty girl secretly having a tiny cock that intrigues me..

>>680539388
you're not gay

>>680537555
i'd pay to do it

>>680537555
Who is this?

>>680537555
for that kind of money I would even eat her shit.

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I'm gay, but no.

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>>680537555
>tfw i'm a tranny
>tfw I don't have guys pay me that much for sex
>tfw 4chan is full of retards these days

>>680540206
Post pics faggot

>>680539845
If you saw a penis in a gloryhole hanging there without knowing if it belonged to a guy or a tranny would you still suck it?

>>680537555
Is anyone going to address what's going on with the giant mutant fingers off to the right side of this gif?

>>680539845
I feel big girlcocks are better, and I'm straight
We might have denial issues fam, no attraction to men either

>>680540291
lol fuck you dude
no way

I live in liberal cuckfuck California so I'd probably get a pride medal with my big check memo'd: "he fucked a tranny what a faggot."

I'd do it for $10

I would do it for free

>>680540309
No, it's not the penis I'm attracted to
>>680540421
Well that would be cool too I guess, as long as the girl is feminine enough for you not to suspect it's a man

Yes.

>>680540442
DICK OR GTFO

>>680540309
As long as there's visible panties

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>>680537555
>Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick for $10,000,000?
I'd suck girls' dicks for FREE!

>>680540547
That's perfectly normal. A lot of straight men jack off to trannies

>>680540643
my sides

>>680540597
who said i have a penis anymore?

>>680540643
No you don't know if it's a guy or a tranny. Answer the question.

>>680540442
post body with tits and dick and timestamp plox, you don't gotta show face.

>>680540547
Yeah, but voices are the worst, you never know when they'll let out a deep moan

>>680540757
IMO artificial vaginas are gross as fuck. I would prefer the girl to be fully transitioned but still keep her tiny cock

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If she looked like younger Bailey Jay I'd pay to fuck him

>>680540776
Yes, dont care as long as i can see pretty panties, even a glimpse

>>680540757
Tilly?

>>680537555
depends on the "girl"

The one in your gif? Without a doubt.

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>>680540905
Too manly for me fam

>>680537555
>that ugly as fuck face tatoo

>is a girl
>has a dick
Pick one

>>680540898
well fuck you, too bad all you can think of is sex you fucking moron. My bf loves me because we go hunting and play games togehter, your loss you don't get a waifu as kewl as me

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>>680541246
I'm sorry darling but botched penises turned into disgusting pits aren't my thing. I am however happy that you found a man that likes that, good luck

>>680541226
both

i'd suck her lady balls

>>680537555
Girls don't have dicks.

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>>680537555

Of course.

>>680537555
Not with this bent-dick having travesty. Shit, I'd do it for free if I got to choose which one.

>>680537555
I'd do it for free

The amount of faggotry in this thread is staggering

>>680541070
No, she died last week, stepped in front of a truck.

>>680541403
He likes me for me, not my genitals, maybe if you grew up you would learn women are more then just fuck holes.

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>>680541094
He does have an intimidating dick when it's erect

>>680537665
CAN THE POPE'S DICK FIT THROUGH A DOUGHNUT?

>>680541747
truck cock

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>>680540905
>passable traps
>"hims"

>body builder "females" with more testosterone than Arnold
>"hers"

check your hetero-normie privilege, fagget

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>>680541747
Woah woah when did I say I would ever want a relationship with a tranny? Fuck them, yes, but not a relationship

>>680541946
I wish 4chan had an age limit. I am so sick of the brain dead teenagers posting.

>>680541747
Did she really? No way nigga

>>680542165
Yep, I used to talk to her and a group of transgirls on skype. She shot 5 cc of heroin and stepped in front of a cattle truck.

>>680537555
Certainly, but I don't have that kind of money

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>>680541770
>cut
>prepuceless
>dry
>numb
>masculine
>knob

>>680542067
You're the one being immature for getting so defensive over a differing opinion darling. Maybe post a picture and I'll tell you if you're good enough for me to consider fucking. But it has to be in the ass and not in that gross think you call a vagina

>>680540905
yo, sauce me up homeslice

>>680541747
>woman
kek

>>680542398
>and I'll tell you if you're good enough for me to consider fucking
And who says you are some catch? You are probably a fat fuck with shit hair and acne. Grow up. Women don't owe you sex.

>>680542329
Need sauce or something, not prince and tilly today

>>680537555
lol I pay for that every week

>>680542611
No I'm fit and have alright hair imo. Women don't owe me sex but we can come to a mutual agreement

>>680542639
There is no sauce to give, it was between me and her therapist on the phone.

For 10 mil... fuck yeah I would. You'd be stupid not to!

>>680542997
>but we can come to a mutual agreement
literally someone who has never been laid before lol

i would have sex with 10,000,000 girls who have a dick for 10,000.000$

>>680537555
I would fuck a negroid for that much, so yes.

>>680542998
K

>>680537762
Even a sea urchin?

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>>680543267
disgusting

>>680537555
No such thing as chicks with dicks
Only guys with tits

>>680537555
i've already done it for free, the question is stupid

>>680538588
>Implies guy is gay.
>So homophobic he'd lie about accepting 10mil to fuck a trap/shemale.
>SUPERFUCKINGGAY.

>>680542474
"Bailey Jay slut for a day" or some shit

>>680543448
you're a guy and you have tits

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>>680537555
Fuck these threadzdhdheb

>>680537555
>implying I wouldn't do it for free

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>>680537555
>girl with a dick
make up your mind

>>680537555
Trips confirmed

Also, duh, I'd fuck the hell out of them for 10 mill

>>680543248
not worth it. If you spent just minute on each of the 10m guys then it would take just over 19 years. and that isn't even accommodating for anything else like sleep/eating/shitting/pissing. you'd be dead before you got the money. Factor in the risk of getting AIDS...

yes op i will have sex with a female whom sexual organ represent the male one i will please her n treat her well op

>>680544548
It doesn't represent the male organ, it is the male organ.

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If you say no, you're in denial
Girlpenis tastes like roses

>>680543105
Ayy gurl what's your number

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>>680545023

>>680537555
>$10,000,000
For that amount I would do it in a heartbeat

>>680545228

i dont really see the difference between licking a clit or a feminine penis (only if its feminine)

>girl

>>680545413
vaginas are disgusting tbh

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>>680537555
I would do it, use a tiny fraction of that money to get my own sex change, then sell my body for another ten million

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>>680545413
>>680545228
Exactly, no difference

>>680537555
>girl
Fucking faggot

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>>680546759
Submit to it, buttboi...

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Like many others id' do it for free.

>>680537555
>get 10mil
i'd do it for way less
>pay 10mil
lmao

>>680537555
I'd do it for -100 dollars 2bqh wit u phamily

>>680539442
cry me a river you dumb fuck.

>>680539442
>directed towards straight men
>fuck a trap
>straight men

Are you literally retarded? Do you know the whole "being gay or bi" thing works? You understand that "straight" refers to heterosexual right?

>>680537846
the glass isn't half empty it's half full