>>680518028
no

>>680518285
Good. Now only if the rest of the world would realize what a cunt she is

>>680518417
You sir are a retard

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>>680518496
Literally everyone of her "jokes"

>>680518028
No. Can she please just stop

Wow, such edge in here, hating on a popular comedianne "uhh but she's only popular because she's a woman hurr durr"
fuck off with this grade school bullshit. you don't like her jokes? Fine, but clearly loads of other people do, humour is subjective dumbasses

>>680518743
She's worse than Sarah Silverman. At least Sarah has a decent ass

>>680518028
Some if her stand up is funny but I'm not a fan of her show

>>680518028
She hates fat people, so she is OK in my book.

>>680518784
Yes its subjective but liking her humor is an indication of severe learning disabilities, dipshit

>>680519005
She is fat

She's only famous cause she's jewish.

she's funny

She steals jokes

She's a normie's idea of what a edgy comedian is. She says nothing controversial, but those normie fucks think shes a dirty comic.

>>680518784

You can have different tastes in comedy, but comedy theory is a real thing. There are formulas. She isn't funny because science.

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Another Amy hate thread. If anything her fame is being elevated by all the neckbeards on here. If you don't like her, stop talking about her.

>>680518028
Not funny but she is beautiful

Thinking she's funny is like thinking the earth is flat. It's not true, even if you're laughing.

She steals jokes. Fuck her

>>680518654
Kek

>>680520339
Only fat neckbeards with pimples on their dick think she's attractive. Sorry anon buts true

>>680518784
She's a joke thief my dood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

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>>680521104
Sure man

>>680521242
lol denial

>>680519108
>She is fat
Not according to her https://www.yahoo.com/news/amy-schumer-lashes-glamour-magazine-210000955.html

And you didn't think she was funny. Check out those lulz.

She's a great comedian but u guys are upset she makes jokes about men : (

>>680521493
ain't just a river in Egypt.

The jokes people claimed were "stolen" were actually very common jokes in the community don't act like she's not the first to repeat that

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>>680518028

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>>680520339

>be Amy Schumer
>known for being fat and ugly
>jokes about herself being fat and ugly and fucking niggers etc
>steals other peoples jokes
>having no talent what so ever

the only people who think she is funny have the mental capacity of a turnip and the only people that think she is attractive are /b/trolls

>>680522002
You know with the amount of cubby and bbw threads on here I'm surprised there aren't more people here liking her. I understand the bandwagon hate thing but still...

>>680518028

She's okay, not great or anything. I'd probably find her less annoying if everyone didn't treat her being moderately funny and raunchy like it was the goddamn special olympics.

Her stand-up sucks, but Trainwreck was fantastic

>>680518028

Ya, she's hot and funny. I would eat cum from her pussy.

>>680522272
>once you go black whites don't want you back

>>680522240

What kind of retard uses the word "/b/trolls" unironically?

Like, how deluded do you have to be, to be a fat, jobless, loser neckbeard who sits in his computer all day and thinks his opinion on someone who probably has already achieved more than he ever will, regardless of whether it was deserved or not, matter at all.

You don't matter you fucking faggot. None of you do. You are just making your pathetic, wasteful lives even more pathetic by sitting here and being angry about her.

Stop with these fucking threads, faggots.

>>680522428
>Trainwreck was fantastic

2/10 troll

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>>680518028
she's a strong independent womyn, doesn't matter if she's funny or not

>>680518028
She's funny when shit is written for her. When she's acting it.

Like Kevin Hart. Stand up is not good, but in movies he's funny.

>>680519151
/thread

>>680522535
Lol you're parents didn't love you

>>680518028
I watched her show a few times. It made me chuckle a little bit at some parts, but she really is utter shit.

I can see how some people, with a very immature sense of humor, could find her funny. But all in all she uses recycled, immature jokes and talks openly about her sexuality to get laughs out of simple minded morons.

She really isn't even hot. Average at best, especially for a celebrity

>>680522002
Honestly I would wreck that and I know that a bunch of people on here claiming that she's an ugly pig would too

>>680522774

You think stand up is not written by someone else? You think everything is written by the comedian him/herself or that it's made up on the spot?

How are people this fucking stupid?

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Shes whatever as a comedian. I would still fuck her silly

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>>680522272

>>680522817

>you're parents

And my point stands.

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>>680522535
>butthurt /b/troll detected

>to be a fat, jobless, loser neckbeard who sits in his computer all day
thats some nice projection there dude ahaha

>>680522913
no shit it's written by someone else. But you have to agree that a certain degree of the stand up is their own personality. In movies, they have to at least try to pretend to be someone else. Regardless of whether someone else wrote their stand up for them or not, they act like themselves.

>>680522925
>Truth.

>>680523021

Why would you even respond?

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>>680522450
nope she gets bailey's cock

>>680523100

Not really, no.

You made a stupid fucking post.

>>680522002
>fapping intensifies

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>>680522946
Oh fuck I totally would

>>680521712
Have you actually heard the jokes she has stolen? The one she stole from Patrice O Neal was not just an honest mistake and there are many other examples. Not to mention, Patrice's version was way funnier than hers

>>680523176
:^(

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>>680518028
when she did roasts, fuck yeah she had me dying
her stand up is simply meh

>>680518028
I used to think she was not funny at all.

Then I heard her complain that some magazine called her plus sized. Ok ok. that was funny

>>680518028
shes ugly too. a lethal combo really. pretty sure she will die alone.

>>680518028
Hollywood needed a new funny girl that didn't come out of SNL.
That's why they pushed Melissa McCarthy on us so hard. That fat bitch has a new movie every few months but they all have the same premise
>look at her! She's a fat clumsy goof! Laugh damnit laugh!

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>>680522774
Kevin Hart is overrated

>>680523158
Mmmmm Bailey.

I would let her fart in my mouth fo sho.

considering how successful she is, it would seem that a lot of people do, edgelord op.

>>680523490
>filename
I volunteer.
Hard.

>>680518028
More obnoxious than funny. She seems kind of like an edge lord. She looks at the camera when she makes a joke as if to say 'yeah... I said that. Aren't you shocked?'

Kind of pathetic.

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>>680523493
that gif isn't bad though.

>>680521712
A lot of comedians "steal" jokes. There's only so many things that can be said, but when you use a joke word for word, or attempt to modify it and end up destroying it, obviously it's going to end negatively. Which in Amy Shumers case, it always does.

The only time it's okay to steal a joke is when it gets improved, drastically. Otherwise it's basically plagerism and the comedian deserves the shitstorm ass-raping that ensues

>>680518784
Lol, you are fucking hilarious. You are the first one to mention her gender as a factor. Hmmm... perhaps you are the true edge lord, here!

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>>680523283
bet she'd love anal

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>>680523685

>>680522913
As someone who worked the comedy circuit for the last decade+, I'd say that >95% of all comics write their own material. Sure they might get feedback from other comics and make some tweaks here and there, but stand-up is usually original.
Then again, she is a Hollywood puppet, so for all I know her material goes through the ringer.

>>680518028
This bitch is funny especially when she tries to talk and be a comedian and act in her shows I'm glad people are giving mentally handicapped people jobs to feel special

>>680522240
That is a lot of comedians and a lot of fans these days, feels like... think of the new ghostbusters, kek...?

>ITT: everyone trolls each other

nobody wins guys

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>>680518028
She looks like a guy in drag.

>>680518784
It's comedian you tard

>>680523737
I think it's okay to use other comedian's jokes, as long as you don't pass it off as your own.
It's no different than a musician covering a song. If a joke is funny, then go ahead and share it. It's wrong to take credit for the laughs, but it's fine to share the laughs.

I'm not one of those snobs who thinks everything has to be original. Just give credit where credit is due

>>680522535
Looks like Amy found us... struck a chord, eh...?

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>>680523954
Any stories?

I'd fuck her

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>>680524377
sauce?

>>680518784
You are a meme

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>>680518028
I'd give her anus the ol' two-finger treatment

>>680524489
No

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>>680523936

>>680521526
I see you didn't specify which post you're referring to. Is it perhaps because you pulled that out of your ass?

>>680524302
Very true, but like I said, they should be improving it rather than using it word for word or just butchering it.

If the joke is really good, I don't mind hearing it again. But you can only hear the same joke out of so many mouths before it gets old.

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>>680522535
Well meme'd

She is very funny.

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>>680524742
she'd enjoy it, fucking dirty whore

>>680521505
>says its ok to be fat and you should encourage it
>gets pissed when a magazine calls her fat

typical dumb bitch

>>680518028
only her face

>>680518028

No but I would absolutely destroy her cunt

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>>680525774

>>680523490
Please get help if you find this woman attractive in any capacity.

I sincerely doubt that anyone other than fat beta virgins would be interested in being with this monster of a person.

>>680526060
Dude just give it a rest

>>680523442
See >>680521505

You're right, that IS pretty funny.>>680521526

>>680526183
I fucked that post up, suck my dick

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>>680525890
but you pound her raw and impregnate the bitch

>>680526180
>my first reply in this thread

>>680522002
Would hit that with the power of a thousand suns. And twice on Sundays.

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>>680526060
you know you would

>>680526324
>Definitely not your first reply to this subject in general

I'm always confused when mostly unattractive female comedians do nude photoshoots.

Am I supposed to find it funny, or is it an attempt to look sexy? Either way, it's not working.

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>>680525849
i'd dig for gold like an old time prospector

>>680523158
I'd bet anything that Amy had some of that Bailey Jay peen.

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>>680526060
I'm pretty sure this is how it is

Anons with no standards lose their shit whenever they see her fat rolls, saying "I'd destroy that," as if she wasn't already destroyed by countless niggers pre-fame (see the tramp stamp)

Anons with standards will see her for the typical disgusting piece of shit she is. She actively fights against everything that is conventionally "sexy," saying that it's empowering. It actually just makes her a loud, ugly stupid bitch.

>>680518784
she's popular because of her political statements... she's not very funny and steals jokes. george carlin wasn't actually THAT funny. he was popular mostly for his political statements (later in his career at least).

that's my take, at least. she's untalented and unfunny but she's got the spirit of the times on her side.

>>680526264
fuck no. she looks better with all her clothes on. no redeeming qualities about her whatsoever. the only way she can be even worse is if she has the same personality on and off the camera

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>>680526763

>>680518028
Funny, yes. Hot, no.

I can't look at her and not see a female Will Ferrel

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>>680526769
of course she has

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>>680526550
>implying no one has standards

Shit, even people without standards wouldn't go near that abomination

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>>680527730
u know you'd do her given half the chance

The type of person that finds her attractive: >>680523539

If you're normal, you look upon her in horror.

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>>680527438
That's insulting to Will

>>680528248
See>>680527730

Actually, yeah. Her show is pretty funny if you like comedian sketch shows, which I do. Haven't seen Trainwreck yet.

>>680518028
no

>>680527021
Post a pic of your gf

who the fucks is her

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>>680518028
How did she get her own show on comedy central? I can think of 10 people I personally know off the top of my head that are more funny then her.

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>>680519151
And is related to a senator or congressman who is equally slimy and jewish

>>680518028
Of course she is. Her skits are acid, describing many of the frequent, subtle ways of oppression towards women, while remaining hilarious.

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>>680529979
>that filename

>>680530187
Fuck off Amy

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>>680529786
Bitch knows how to suck cock

>>680518028
She's selling. So I suppose she does.

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>>680530245
heheheh

>>680529786
Jewish
Woman
Influential family

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>>680530681
Jesus... her head in that shoop...

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>>680530374

>>680523490
That's old, cause she's a fat hog now.

i saw the tv commercial ad for that movie and i was out quite instantly. figures lebron James had something to do with it too

>>680518028
I find her anoying

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>>680531016
heheheh

>>680529786
Well, I think she deserves it much more than Nikki Glaser... and personally, it seems that Trevor Noah cannot conduct the Daily Show like a young Jon Stewart did... only half a year have passed since he has taken the program, but to me, he lacks of real spontaneity

>>680530374
Not kidding, believe or not I really meant it.

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>>680522240
Agreed and shes taking over for the other fat cunt that basically did what she's doing now, that bitches name is Lisa Lampanelli. Look her up and see if you can stomach this bitch any easier than Amy shitbag. They both talk about food, fucking niggers and being a fat cunt and not caring what anyone thinks.