Give it to charity

two chicks at the same time

>>680481984
Bang your mum 2 billion times

Make a documentary that exposed how the Jews were responsible for the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon

>>680482059
Lololol

I'd kill myself in under a week having fun.

>>680481984
charity, help poor nigglets in Africa..

Build enough nukes to nuke Africa.

cancer research

>>680482059
fuck yeah Leonard

i would go on a shopping spree until i die from cocaine overdose.

>>680482454
You could do that now with whatever you are making. It makes WAY more sense to do it this weekend when you really have nothing to look forward to for the rest of your sad life then it would if you had a billion dollars and plenty of reason to live.

>>680481984
Busty buffy

Give most of it away but keep enough to buy a lifetime of psychedelics and a cabin out in Oregon.

>>680481984
Trade it for 10 million and be fucking rich

fund missionaries to spread radical ideologies in poor and uneducated regions, seed the market with cheap weapons and ammunition, watch the monkeys kill each other for my own entertainment.

>>680481984
Fund progressive candidates for the house and senate.

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>>680482047
faggot born after the year 2000, fuck off and never come back

>>680482458
faggot born after the year 2000, fuck off and never come back

>>680482570
faggot born after the year 2000, fuck off and never come back

>>680482705
faggot born after the year 2000, fuck off and never come back

I would quit my job, and just sit around chatting on /b/ all day long. You guys are my friends. :)

>>680482816
faggot born somewhere in the 21th century with 1 chromosome more

>>680482706
you're one hell of a buisnessman anon

>>680482934
I hope a goat shits down your throat

>>680483146
wow. so edgy and cool
fucking neckbeard

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>>680483050
>21th century

>>680481984
Fund the takeover of some third world shit hole no one cares about and become an egomaniacal dictator

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>>680481984
make that bitch smile genuinly during a porn shoot
>mission impossible.

>>680481984
unprotected three ways with as many girls as possible.

Duh

get comfy

>>680481984
pay Lucie Wilde to suffocate me with those titties while I fucked her in the ass.

First, i'd use my wealth and new found connections to make myself a new identity. It can be done. I'd take myself off the map, move to an uncharted island. I'd build a villa, add a pool and a massive rollercoaster going all the way around the island, through the trees and shit, and employ an assistant who will give up his life for me in a heartbeat called Borris. Borris would be in charge of using my private jet to bring me food and bitches. He'd have his own extension coming off my villa and we'd occasionally play some badminton together whilst drinking ice cold beers.

>>680482059
Fucking A

>>680481984
I'd buy you and your entire family and make you my private sexual slaves.
Same applies to a lot of my colleagues that I hate. Alternatively I'd fund my private army to capture you and do the same.

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>>680481984
Give it to the niggers as compensation for my forefathers misdeeds.

Boatload of drugs, some plastic surgery, a nice house.

Fuck ur mom xD

>>680481984
Buy a piece of unused land. Turn it into a racetrack. But insted of cars, the race will be done using tanks. So a racetrack with tanks. And the field will be littered with car wrecks.

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>>680483697
>mission impossible.

>>680483697
I always get the feeling she has some sort of developmental issue when I watch her fuck. Her scenes are so boring it's like trying to fap to an episode of Tim&Eric.

>>680481984
I'd pay off all my bills as far as it would go and declare bankruprcy on the rest

>>680481984
Start a small pan-Caribbean nation with strict punishment for nigger crimes.

>>680484355
>genuinely.

>>680481984
Would buy a house and never work another day in my life

>>680481984
Two chicks at the same time.

>>680482816
take your pills and go to bed granny

use it to pay your mum for sex. than i would proberly use the other 999.999.99 dollars on somthing cool

spend it on bitches, buy drugs, and when i reach 60 years i will buy a tank and go for a killing spree

>>680485223
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Move to a nice country or private island. Get a nice house and just live off of the money. Probably fund human experimentation so that I can live longer and healthier. Hire hookers and fuck models and actresses. That's pretty much it. Basically just live my life.

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>>680481984

>Be me.
>Acquire currency. 1BILLION.jpg
>Go to the Federal Reserve
>Make the Feds cash my check for 1 billion dorrahs
>"I want it all in 20's"
>Fat black lady in tight blue cop outfit looks at me and smiles. Winks and nods.
>Nignog goes to the back and 2 hours later comes out with a forklift carrying 50,000,000 Twenty dollar bills.
>BONER.exe
>Open shrink wrap to see that all my $20's are covered in Harriet Tubman
>WTF.bat
>Black ladies face when I send her back to change my $20's for one hundred million $10's

>>680481984
Hardcore, no holds barred investing. Mostly in real estate and futures (what I make my living at already). With a billion dollars I could create and diversify a brand or two and start making even more money.

If I was feeling generous I'd start an insurance company and offer better coverage at a fraction of the cost (I've been working on this as a side project for years) and put pretty much all of the big insurance corps on notice. They would need to either step up and compete like capitalists or show their true colors and use the government to drive me out of the market. Either way I'd be live-videoblogging the whole project every step of the way. 100000000% transparency. Anyone can look up my salary, every employee signs a form that allows me to post their salaries (with or without their full names is the only choice). No hiding behind secret methodology or secret algorithms. Simple, straightforward insurance. You pay us, we bet that you won't get hurt, we enforce our odds by providing you with two checkups a year and a full scan every 1, 2, 3 or 5 years (depending on plan). We make money either way because my whole system is based on the way casinos make their money. The customer thinks they've won something but really they've only gotten about 98% return, however in this case it's actually a 80-100% return on an investment that we made 110-150% on. Insurance is so easy to do, but the whole industry is built itself into a corner where they refuse to lower patient costs because it'd "hurt the bottom line". Fuck that noise, I want to do insurance right.

>>680486200
Not a terrible idea. I hate my insurance so if somebody could get me better insurance for less money I'd be down.

>>680481984
Find the cure for cancer

>>680485223
>999,999.99 (nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents)
So youre gonna pay his mother 900MILLION dollars for sex? That bitch's pussy must be the best in all of creation for that kinda cash...

>>680481984
A private army.

>>680481984
I would start up my very own wrestling company.

>>680481984
I'm a humble NEET with few aspirations, so

>vidya
>drugs
>lots of drugs
>fancy, aluminum frame bike
>a firearm or two
>good food
>blow some on my friends and treat them to a good time
>more drugs
>a solid backpack and a one-way plane ticket to anywhere but here

become an angel investor

>>680481984

Buy Love

I would fly to germany and ask miramisu to marry me

Invest and start major Gangs and underground black markets, watch the world go down in shitter in mobile home

>>680483050
>21th

>>680487134
oh god this is some bad bait

get a girlfriend

Anyone got one of those of our queen Boxy?

have a harem

>>680481984
buy 4chan
browse /b/

>>680481984
I'd build a house, out in the woods, miles from anyone. After construction is complete I'd build a little safe room in the cellar, sound proof, concealed entrance, fully ventilated, the works. Then I'd use an intermediary to buy me a bet up old panel van, drive it several states away, find a family with a daughter between 6 and 8yrs old, break into their home one night, murder them, abduct the daughter, stash her in my safe room. I'd have the van crushed at a scrap yard, murder the intermediary, then spend the next 3-4 years buried balls deep in every hole on that little bitch in my safe room. After she got too old, I'd introduce her to heroin, drop her in some shit hole slum, and let her whore her way into death by overdose.

I would repeat the process every 3-4 years until either my money ran out, I got caught (at which point I would suicide by cop) or I died of old age. Either way... My life would be awesome.

>>680481984
I would start up a IR porn company similar to blacked and dogfart combined. I would pay women a much higher rate then they usually get for such scenes to try and entice as much instagram models as possible. I would even try to coerce celebrities to do a scene. I would stop once my money goes down to 20 million.

I would also do it to cause as much maximum butthurt to all the whiny little racists on here. I would aggressively market my IR porn company.

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I wouldn't do anything too crazy.

I'd buy a house just outside of Seattle, Washington with a minimum of 50 acres of land. The house would have... 6 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, a 4 car garage, a music studio, music room. I would also have a really badass tree house built somewhere far from the house but still on the property.

I'd buy 4 dogs. Bernese Mountain Dog, Rottweiler, German Shepherd and a Malamute.

And just for fun... I imagine I'd have at least 950 million dollars left.. I'd buy 10,000 people electric cars to help and try to lower pollution. I'd donate 100 million dollars to Pearl Jam's Vitalogy Foundation, I'd donate 100 million dollars to various all organic farmers of vegetables and meats. Buy all of the instruments I could ever want.

As for gaining money back, I would create my own record label and invest in land/houses/apartments. Since i'd be a billionaire, I wouldn't need to work so I would buy run down real estate and fix it up myself/with friends for profit.

I would definitely live luxuriously but still modestly.

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>>680488303
highly specific

buy 2 billion mcdonalds hamburgers and se how many i can fit on the back of my pick up truck

invest and make moar

>>680488303
holy fucking shit dude

>>680484024
I wanna party with you, cowboy.

>>680488641
You make it sound like I'd never planned for this eventuality?

I have entire folders of plans like this. Everything from inducing Stockholm Syndrome, to purchasing a pacific island and using the U.N. conventions to institute sovereignty. I have a very boring job, and need a way to keep my mind occupied. This sort of turned into my hobby.

>>680489333
please share

>>680489333
That was entertaining as it was disturbing
You should consider compiling those ideas, it'd make for an interesting read

>>680489491
Alright... Lets go with the Island idea first. There are several islands in the south pacific, which are contested territory between several different nations. All you'd need to do is offer a purchase price to EACH contesting nation (prolly between 500k to a million per, depending on the location) Once all other nations have abdicated claim to the territory, all it takes is a supported petition to the UN to recognize my rule over the island

I'm going to continue this since the thread needs a bump

>>680490080
Cont...
Once I have ownership of the land, I'd have to set up utilities (an industrial scale generator, or a few wind turbines) and a satellite link for computers. Along with supply deliveries such as fuel, and other small needs and wants.

I'd then use around 250million and set up The National Bank of Anonica and offer loans at ridiculously low interest, and above average security on all accounts (I'd pander specifically to 3rd world shithole dictators, and drug cartels) banking secrecy would be like it was in the mid 70's in Switzerland, only a lot more rigorously enforced.

Again, need a bump, so continuing.

>>680490840
Cont...
After I have stabilized my new national industry, and secured an income from those shitskins, and wetbacks, I would then fly to Thailand, buy a couple little lovelies from backwater farms, and spend my days fucking until someone declared war on me, and wiped me off the map. I figure I'd have about 15-20years of good times before I took a bullet from someone.

>>680491201
Nice

>>680491201
moar stories?

Go on trips around the world, invest in the stock market, set my gma and mother up so they can each have happy lives, and save it for my kids for when they need to go to college, if they so choose

Wake up DEAD.........

>>680491455
A lot more, but none of them are typed out. and it just takes way too long to do them any justice.

I have one where I use the safe room idea, and heroin idea to make her BEG for my cock just to get her fix. But after a while I force her into withdrawal, but by that time she's so used to taking the dick, I just keep her around, and let her be my little fuck puppet til she gets too old.

>>680490840
>>680490080
>>680491201
not fbi, just interested in psychology/psychiatry so a few questions:
>the pedo fantasies are just fantasies or would you fulfill them if you could?
>let's say you stake a girl and you find out more about her, and you realize she is innocent, do you still go through with it?
>6 and 8 years old, why this age?

I would do nothing. I would sit on my ass all day.

>buy a flat
>play LoL 24/7

i know ,it's sad

>>680492021
would you start a thread with the folder ideas and have people type them out in detail?

>>680492208
Why waste so much time on a shitty?

>>680492062
not the stories guy but hebe/ephebe

personally, I don't think I would do anything, but if I met a girl who was underage (13-17 not 6-8) and down, I would definitely fuck her

>>680492348

i'm addicted to it
i dream about it ,i think about it ,im in love with it

>>680492062
1; For the most part they're fantasy. But I think if I could get away with it like in my daydreams... I just might, but I dunno... It's a tough call to make.

2; If I went all the way to the abduction step, I think at that point the fucking would be inevitable. I'f I'm going to prison for life for murder, kidnapping, and unlawful imprisonment... Yeah, I might as well go all the way.

3; They're easier to mold, and less likely to fight back after the first week or so. Eventually it just becomes life to them, and they learn to accept it.

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>>680482059

>>680492239
I think I may actually type them out one day, and save them to make a thread with. But not today. This is my first day off in 10 days, and that just sounds too much like work for me today.

I'll be happy to answer questions, or give general outlines of others if you'd like to hear them though.

>>680481984
do a KLF and burn it

>>680481984
Fuck that bitch.

>>680481984
make porn legal on korea(so much potential)
create anime like robots to sell on virgin fags
buying a third world country like uk and do some hunger games style game only it will be virgin girls vs pathetic old guys
pay a real life deathstroke to kill most of the saudis in audis

>>680493060
id be interested in general outlines

>>680481984
find out who you are and let someone kill you on live stream

>>680486174
better get 10's anon, nobody will honor nigger moneys

>>680493351
I had one idea where I'd buy a boat (like a sea going yacht for deep sea travel) take it out into international waters. Out that far the only laws that apply are maritime laws, and that's basically a list of rules saying you cant attack any ship flying the colors of any sovereign nation, and shit like that.

I'd bundle in a couple little hunnys from places like Thailand, and spend my days having fun. Once they got boring or too old, i'd just pitch them over the side, and start all over again.

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id get a big farm, put up a wall, and buy cats, lots of cats! :)

>>680481984

Hire this site out. getthelube.com

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Harem. $100k per year, all expenses paid, lavish life. The ones I impregnate get $1m on condition that is the lifetime child support payment. All in contract before they fly in.

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Invest on quit all those fucking banana bastards.

>>680483260
So are you if you think you are in the kewl 4chin krew

turn it into 50 billion.

>>680481984
I'd buy a lot of real-estate in major cities. Become a super-gigga landlord. Be trump_v2 without the suits, bad hair and trying to make america great again. Get prenupt and marry gf~ permanently stay in hotels.

Swim in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck but with a lot of whores and drugs... and less broken bones.

Why bother trying to use it to make money? Seems kind of like a waste. If you had 1 billion dollars you would have to spend roughly~ 54800 dollars every single day for the next 50 years to run out of money. This is assuming that while your spending that money (every single fucking day mind you) that the rest of it isn't gaining you even simple interest, which at that level is retarded.

1 million is not a ton of money. 1 billion is though.

I would literally do whatever the fuck I wanted. If I wanted to do something that was illegal in one country I would just fly my private jet to a country where its not illegal or they simply didn't care.

>>680481984
BUY 4CHAN.ORG and save all CP stored in this server

>>680492078
Well, you don't need a billion dollars to do that, man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.

>>680481984
replace toilet paper with sandpaper

>>680482059
/Thread

>>680495873
I wonder how much 4chan would cost

pay and finish university just so i can have a title

would probably still work but wouldnt give a fuck if they fire me and shit

have a nice house, not mansion-esque, but a nice big house, probably in the outskirts of the city

live with gf a nice life with vacations and shit

wouldnt have maids and shit but i would have expensive shit tho

oh, and drugs

>>680498148
excellent question.
Does someone have a bit of answer?

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>>680481984
>Live off interest
>Buy nice things
>Do simple part time job that I like (after school program tutor)
>Take 1-2 classes per semester, finish degree... eventually
>Go on adventures and pursue hobbies

Not much to it, really. I have no interest getting involved in politics or chasing fame/power at all. I just want to wake up every morning and do whatever, and for the most part just be left alone.

>>680498917
Moot still runs it. He won't sell it.

>>680481984
source?

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>>680492648
it will fade one day, i used to be the same way like 4 years ago

>>680499372
ma niggnogg

>>680500527
Moot sold it to a gook and bought tumblr because the sjws mind raped him, didn't you hear?

>>680489333
Dude you gotta dump it now, what job?

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get a house get a car save the rest fuck charity and them poor faggets

>>680481984
Fuck a shitton of hookers then commit suicide.
I hate being alive. redpill, bluepill makes no difference, both are toxic.

>>680481984
somehow pay my depression away

Like an american billion or a real billion?
Probably buy stuff

>>680502384
So angsty and edgy! Gee willikers kitten you're scaring me!

>>680502448
boy are you gonna be sad when NOTHING will help you

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Work with the Jews!

drop out school and job
Use roids and get that body i've always wanted
Move from my shit country
Maybe open some bussines
Give my mother a house and a car
Hookers and cocaine

>>680482816
>not researching cancer
>not monopolizing the cure
And this is why you are poor

>>680482086
Fitty cents a pop.

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>get hottie pregnant
>send her to space
>have first space baby

>>680482458
Have you seen what they did to Detroit?

>>680494637
I like you. You think good.

>>680494208
Real sea pirate style

>>680502683
Yeah, breh im edgy as fuck cunt
Yo nigga thanks dawg fuh calling me out homie lah mufukkas like yhu daaw

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>>680481984
smoke crack and bang nigger hookers

I'd buy remote land and import exotic plants animals etc and try to create a new habitat. Get a flight to outer space. Probably join car rallys like the gumball etc.

>>680503537
no black hookers in aus

I would giveaway steam games
For example
Dubs get a game of choice
Trips get two games of choice
Quads get five games
And i'd go fucking paytowin in some mmo and be the very best

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>>680483050
>21th century

>>680482812
Already plenty of people doing that & you left out hard drugs.

>>680504000
You owe me 2 games
DS III and The Division.

@simplehumanbeings

>>680481984
I'd quite like to finance a production company so i could throw money at people to make movies that deserve to be made like dread 2 or backdoor sluts 10.

Better myself to get back with my ex.

If not...

Buy 1 hyde park apartment in London, Hire my favourite porn stars and cam models. And give them a credit card so they can spoil them selves.

Fuck them all in the best orgy ever. While filming it to post on /b/.

The best fuck would get a solid 24k gold/platinum butt plug with a diamond encrusted end

>>680504025
Twenty Furtht Thentry.

>>680482816
>faggot born in the year 1999, fuck off and never come back